bruteslayer

Male
from Fort Worth, Texas

  • Activity

    • Someone resize this goddamn photo

      6 years ago

      bruteslayer

      Google doesn't want to find me a legitimate source for resizing images to 851 pixels wide and 315 high. If you have experience with resizing images, get ahold of me as this image resize if vital to a presentation I need to have done.If you can help, great. If you cannot, well thanks for reading.

    • Killtrocity Map Pack

      7 years ago

      bruteslayer

      As I hope many people that were on here for a while remeber, Halo 2 had a modded map pack come up called "Killtrocity Map Pack". I am currently looking for this map pack because I'm feeling the need to download it and not only play but but to changed the programming of a map or two for experimental purposes. But, since all of this Anti-Piracy laws came into effect thanks to pussy liberals, this task has become rather difficult.

      So, if anyone has a link or a reliable download site where I can get this map pack and get it on my 360 I would be greatly appreciative. Thanks Guys.

    • 7 years ago

      bruteslayer
    • Okay a Week in recap.

      7 years ago

      bruteslayer

      Well as many of y'all know the past week has been a huge blur. Spring break blur that is. The one week of the year the school allows us to miss class and get blacked out of our minds. I shall share a few stories that involve my spring break and my trip to Panama City Beach where the Dixie flag reigns over the beaches and no one is there with authority to control us. Spring Break 2012.

      The first story is when we left my campus and decided to go to another Chapter for a bachelor party for one of my older brothers. He had finally asked his southern belle to do him the honor of making sandwiches for life. (yeah, Fuck you) But that's only half the humor as being so helen keller drunk that your nose goes into a strippers ass. ( I don't know if I was revolted by this or laughed my ass off). but, all he could remember was that it did smell like peppermints. I guess strippers do take the time to make sure they smell nice.

      We are now on our way to Panama City and not only was it the longest drive in history but I'm pretty sure we pulled over in Alabama to replace our diaphrams so we could actually breathe instead of laugh uncontrollably. Now some ask, well obviously you're not that far from florida Razorback and my response is that, coke is a hell of a drug. (not really)

      Now memories of actually being in Panama City are few and far between but By far these are moments I hope to never forget. Imagine these.

      I. coming back from a long day at the beach to sit on the couch, drink a few beers with the pledge brothers and watch your March madness Bracket go even further to shit than before. Except what happens when you walk in? A pledge brother has already deemed the couch his bed for the next few hours with a sorostitute underneath his naked frame. Both passed out.

      II. Black-In while in the drunk tank to realize you're pissing on the guy that fell asleep on the floor while you are sitting on the shitter waking up from the adventure you had just endured. Frat on sir.

      III. Getting a ticket with every possible alcohol violation the cops could think of. I personally got a P.I for no doubt being shitfaced on the beach and participating and placing third in the game where you get into as many sex positions as possible before time runs out, but also an M.I.P for having two bottles of everclear shoved in your pockets no doubt for the jello shots to be made later that night.

      IV. Waking up in the middle of the week and realizing that the Iphone you have had since monday is not your Iphone but yet someone you don't remember at all. ( Jessica? what the fuck?)

      V. Of course we can't forget the beautiful sorority girls that came down to make it all a blast with coolers to keep everything we need cold, getting us back to our rooms so we may slay them in the appropriate fashion ( or make an attempt at what many drunk people might call sex, but end up being slobber and mumbling)

      That pretty much wraps up all I remember from the past week. I haven't even made it to class because I truly do not believe Spring break is over when the Texas Rangers oen in 5 days and the Masters in 11 days. It's unamerican to require learning sessions and give lectures on such days of importance.

    • 7 years ago

      bruteslayer
    • So Today...

      7 years ago

      bruteslayer

      Was a great day! I had my interview for an Internship for Engineering, Then I got to see Elie Wiesel in person for a lecture while he was at the university! I got front row tickets!

      He is very motivating and he even said himself after all the holocaust and the books he's written, His greatest Accomplishment was having 2 grandchildren. I respect this man with every inch of myself.

      The only thing I get to do for the rest of the week is go to another interview and go to a judicial matter for a ticket from 2 weeks ago. Looks like I'll be looking good in a suit all week ;)

    • 7 years ago

      bruteslayer
    • 7 years ago

      bruteslayer

      My balls Itch.

    • 7 years ago

      bruteslayer
    • I have an urge

      7 years ago

      bruteslayer

      To post song lyrics on random people's comments to see if they can continue the song. Seems like it'd be entertaining to see what happens.

      Let's see, what's new today? Well, I have a Engineering Math exam tomorrow so that should be most enjoyable. I have an Essay rough draft to type up for tomorrow and 8 questions to answer. Not too bad of a day if I say so myself.

      On a side note, I don't know how many Fraternity men are on this, but what the hell, What comes to y'alls mind when you think pledges? I mean, I had mine play leapfrog in the middle of the road while cars were passing, and that was fun. I'm curious to what y'all can come up with.
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  • Comments (1665)

    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      no argument there, my ass WILL get kicked...I lost my touch hah.

    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      seriously, I could do without this whole "Status" thing. If there were a way to differentiate them from journals, then it would be alright, I guess.

    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      that wasn't bad at all, logs were something that I actually enjoyed doing (sounds nerdy, but compared to the other shit we learn, those are the best)

    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      haha this took me FOREVER to write it out on the stupid drawing program (especially on a Mac trackpad) but here you go. If you have questions, lemme know smiley1.gif
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    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      I'm working it out now xD one sec...

    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      I'm sure I am responding slightly late here..still need help?

    • Rafael

      7 years ago

      I still don't know what that means. Haha.

    • Rafael

      7 years ago

      FaF? Never heard that acronym

    • Rafael

      7 years ago

      Yeah, I did. I guess that's what happens when there's multiple tabs open and I'm listening to something else on yet another tab. Ugh haha

    • Rafael

      7 years ago

      Hey Keeley you want to play Zombies sometime this week?

      • Rafael

        7 years ago

        Wow I just lost myself in where I was haha. My bad bud. How's it going?

    • keeleynicole

      7 years ago

      did you just like randomly find me? xD haha
      im Nicole.

    • keeleynicole

      7 years ago

      hi, uhm do i know you at all? I noticed that you commented on stuff/ messaged me.

    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      Neither would I, I have the memory of....whatever you would say has a bad memory.
      In that case, I'm Holly, nice to meet you...

    • BRowndEE

      7 years ago

      hey there, have we ever talked before?

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      nope, I still say mine is better. :D

    • Buwx

      8 years ago

      lolwut?

    • sherlockjr

      8 years ago

      what made you come back?

    • sherlockjr

      8 years ago

      haha, are you not?

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Yep pretty much. How are ya man?

    • ChiggyDude

      9 years ago

      Holy shit!

      Oh, nothing much... haha

    • Zeratul_tass

      10 years ago

      sc & sc2 r games.
      starcraft & starcraft2.
      do u know them?
      maybe we have met.

    • Zeratul_tass

      10 years ago

      i know.
      how r u?

    • Zeratul_tass

      11 years ago

      fuck-en sweet pic man!
      is there a way i can get it?
      plz look at my pics.
      their hilarious!
      so how r u?
      do u know SC?
      OR SC2?

    • MJCab00se

      11 years ago

      Hahah The Dark Knight was amazing, even with the parts that you feel guilty for laughing at. =]

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Yes but I'm older.

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      *backhands you.* DUH! lol!

    • oggi123

      11 years ago

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • oggi123

      11 years ago

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      kevan.org/brain.cgi?oggi2

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      It's bad for me if you eat my liver too!

    • Buwx

      11 years ago

      Well, there's nothing to do here... I might occasionally sign in, but other than that, no.

      Cya

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      ...Okay...

      *Hides in closet*

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      lol

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Well, as long as you don't have the ability to squeeze into small space, kill people for their livers, then hibernate for 30 years in a nest of bile, I guess that's okay.

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Well, are you a genetic mutant?

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Well, okay then...

      Are you... A HOSTILE EXTRATERRESTRIAL?!

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      NOOOOOO! Wait, are you a demonic entity?

    • scottheretic

      11 years ago

      Hi hope u come back on somtime.!

      Oh well, people move on i guess

    • Filmb0y

      11 years ago

      I asked first.
      Tushay.

    • Filmb0y

      11 years ago

      I didn't really talk to you much but your still on my friends list and that means something.
      WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE!?!?!

    • MasterSgt60

      11 years ago

      Bye, its been good knowing you.

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Why are you going?

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      OH you're leaving. Damn man, it's a good thing you have Myspace then. I can always contact you on that.

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Well is there anyway of contacting you (Well besides Myspace) like MSN?

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      gtg somewhere do you?

    • Kooler

      11 years ago

      ummmm.......i don't know

    • SpartanSpawn

      11 years ago

      my god

    • SpartanSpawn

      11 years ago

      yeah nice answer

    • SpartanSpawn

      11 years ago

      u remeber that type u lost all ur karma yeah how did u get it back

    • SpartanSpawn

      11 years ago

      yeah dude i have to ask u something

    • Omega_Leader

      11 years ago

      sorry forget my last comment. I have fonund someone that I am POSITIVE is perfect for the spot.

      No offence.

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