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    • Ask Crazy Cat Lady

      13 years ago

      burner2

      Got a prob, feel free to ask Crazy Cat Lady.

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      Ask to get the best free advice on the net.


    • I liked this one

      13 years ago

      burner2

      On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth.

      He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?" "That is easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with Intelligent ministers and advisors."

      "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" he inquired.
      "You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?" Blair replied, "That is easy. The child was me."

      "Very good, "said the Queen, "You may go, now."

      So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very
      important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"

      Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the
      answer since no child must be left behind. May I ponder this for a while?? "Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

      So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.

      As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not
      your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"

      "That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."
      "Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!"
      So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to President Bush, "I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Colin Powell!"


      "No, you idiot!" shouted Bush, "The child was Tony Blair!"

      :)

    • Happy 4th July!

      13 years ago

      burner2

      Hope you're all getting time off.

    • Flex your rights.

      13 years ago

      burner2

      45min video of how to protect yourself and stay out of jail.

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8520847761350501823


      Well worth watching for those in the US



    • Motherinlaw

      13 years ago

      burner2

      My motherinlaw lives with us.

      Yesterday I came home from work and found the telephone bill waiting for me in the kitchen. Gillian had highlighted a list of 098 numbers. So I asked her what was up, she had wondered if I had called these numbers or it had something to do with my mates computer which I was fixing last week.

      It looked like I had picked up a dialer on my mates PC which had been calling premium numbers, you can't believe how angry I was.

      Gillian called one of the numbers to see what was on the other end, turned out to be a recording of a ladies voice. This is when my motherinlaw remembered she had been calling quiz numbers she had seen on TV, all premium rate.

      Now, she's nearly 70yrs and I was relieved I hadn't put a dialer on my mates PC.
      But I'd just like to say a couple of things:

      Anyone reading this thats between 50 and 70yrs and live with their relatives; start acting your age and stop fxcking about on the phone.


      I love her really.

    • Russian black

      13 years ago

      burner2

      I sent this:

      Hi Lyudmila!

      Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you but my PC got a terrible virus, and was really sick. I think it was a variation of the bird flue, I paced the floor for three whole nights with worry, I love my PC so. But now all is well and it's running like a racing car again *is so happy*

      You say you are in Moscow, may I enquire why? I would love to visit Moscow, I've never been to America, well that's not entirely true as I have been once, but not to Moscow. It must be cool to hang out at a beach with rollerblades and short shorts.

      Write to me soon with stories of Moscow

      lots of kisses xxx


      Stephen

      She sent this:

      Hello my dear Stephen!
      it is me again and I want you to know that you can't imagine how happy I am.
      I have a schedule of my flight.you can't imagine how much crazy Moscow is. It is
      great fear to live here I think so!Our small town is blah, blah, blah .............. can I have $600.00

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      I sent this:

      Hi Lyudmila,

      I'm glad to hear you are still safe.

      Western Union

      I went this morning and have sent you $1,000 just incase you need extra for tabs and such.

      Money transfer code is: 0013427856

      They asked for a password too, this is: "I have a banana"

      I'm looking forward to seeing you, please confirm you got the dosh.


      My name and address:

      Stephen Bumblewort
      19 Pirates Way
      Polmont
      Edinburgh
      Scotland
      FK2 0EH

      Be as quick as you can, lots of roses and pleasant smelling things

      Kisses

      Stephen


      I hope I managed to waste some of the time she would be using to con someone.

    • 10 things you probably don't know about

      13 years ago

      burner2

      I've been tagged by Natalya (bless her) so here goes.

      1 I shave my head and have been doing so for about three years; my hair was getting too thin. My friends all think I look cool with it shaved (liars)

      2 I graduated from Caledonian University with a BSc (first class honours). I am now about to pursue a BA in Business Management.

      3 I have one lovely wife (Gillian), two wonderful daughters (Claire and Jenna), three cats and around ten guinee pigs.

      4 Bad habits include: drinking lots of vodka and coke, thinking I'm funny, going and doing whatever and whenever I want like a bachelor and treating our house like a hotel (so I'm told), leaving the toilet seat up, getting pubic hair on the soap last week (I still say it's chest hair), convincing myself I've done enough work for the day and slacking off from said work, falling asleep when I come home from work then staying up all night keeping everyone awake, stealing software from the internet (well borrowing) ...... the list goes on and on.

      5 I've been suspended from school, been arrested (charged). My grammar is shocking and my spelling is worse.

      6 I am not gay in anyway, but I don't mind those who are and admire them for their courage when applicable.

      7 Up until I was about 17 all I lived for was dirt bikes.

      8 I spoke to Jesus in a dream once. *is nuts*

      9 I don't like any kind of sport unless it has an engine in it (I like pool and snooker).

      10 I found a coin in a field when I was 12yrs, it lay in a drawer beside my bed until I was 15yrs, then I found out it was a gold sovereign, I gave it to my mum who still has it.

    • Cheryl

      13 years ago

      burner2

      I'm kinda past the stage of worrying now, I think there's something wrong.

      Every other time she always left me a message.

      Does any one know anything or have contact with Bri?

      I sent Cheryl a message, but nothing.

      Feel free to PM me if you know anything please.

    • For Sale

      13 years ago

      burner2

      Lyudmila sent me this!

      My honey ! it is me,can you believe I am in Moscow. I can't believe ,it was
      wonderful flight and they gave red vine in plane, wow,I have never tried
      such tasty one!!!!!
      I went the bus up to the Subway from the airport .In Subway long went, it
      was so is delightful
      I was in travel agency today, but my documents are not ready yet, it will be
      ready tomorrow.
      I will go to travel agency again to get all info about my trip. And of course,
      when I will get it - I will send it to you!
      It is such great city and it takes a few hours to travel from one end to other.
      I rented the flat for few days.
      People said to me some nice places in Moscow while he was
      Such a great city it is. I have no words to explain. you can't imagine how great
      Moscow is,to be fair I wouldn't like to
      live here,a lot of cars,people , voice and pollution.Ugly traffic and people
      with crazy eyes.
      When I get off plane in airport Moscow policeman asked about passport and he
      looked at me like I am any enemy,
      I think all people here are a little crazy at terrorism.Life here in Moscow is
      expensive. I was going through some shops today
      and it is much more expensive than in our town. Food and all the general things.
      It is the same country but different prices, what a great change.
      I think people living in Moscow are very cautious ,I think so. But I think that
      I have done my choice and to be fair I don't want to
      live here,it is not the city of my dreams. you know I am not coward I am not
      afraid I know it is my chance to meet
      kind man .I do hope I am right. and I think you are too kind to make any bad
      things I feel it.
      Well,I will close this letter ,please write as soon as possible!see
      you soon! KISS . Great kiss from moscow!!!!!!!!! Lyudmila!

      New pic

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      I've decided to sell her.

      When she gets here I'll ship her out to you, she looks pretty strong and healthy so she'll probably be good at cleaning up your room/housework and stuff.

      20 mod points and she's yours!

      Just imagine yourself lying in bed untill late afternoon knowing that Lyudmila has been up from 6.00am doing all your work for you.

      Don't think about it, do it!


      Edit

      I know my Amnesty International pic makes this whole human traffiking thing ironic, but what the heck, I need the mods.

    • Russian Love

      13 years ago

      burner2

      I got the usual crappy scripted scam reply, so I sent her this:

      Hi Lyudmila,

      May I say that you have a lovely name, I wonder what it means. Also, you look very pretty in your pics.
      I was a little disapointed that you didn't mention if you liked trains or not, oh well I suppose not all girls are into trains, don't you find that weird?

      Good news! I have managed to get you three jobs: from 6.00am to 2.30pm you'll be selling burgers in McDonalds, 3.00pm to 10.00pm you'll be tele sales in a Russian marriage agency I'm setting up and from 10.30pm to 2.30am you'll be working in a night club. All in all your going to be pretty rich after your stint here, all those places pay top buck.
      When you finish each night there are still plenty places open so we go out and get to know each other better. That and Sundays, you'll probably get free time then too; this is a very religious day for all Scots, although the European and other workforce not being very God fearing is encouraged to work and keep the factories churning out land mines and such for our war effort in the Middle East. You really are going to love it here, it's like a big Disney Land, we like to think of it as the land of milk and honey!

      It's a pity that you don't have telephones in Russia, I'd love to hear your voice, do you think you could send me a voice message?
      In answer to your other questions, I only drink spring water, nothing else. The nearest International Airport is in Edinburgh, I can pick you up from there.

      I imagine it probably costs a weeks wages to download an Email message in Russia so I'll end mines here and keep the cost down.

      looking forward to hearing from you

      Stephen.


      If I get a reply to this she cannot be reading it.


      Here she is again, she sent me four pics this time.

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      Any suggestions for one to send her back?

  • About Me

  • Comments (602)

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      Well I want to stick with my Mini-ITX set up that I have, the only problem is that the new Mini-ITX AM2 sockets mobo's, I have no idea when they will be out. The only thing I can find on them is that they will be out at the end of this year.

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      I installed it on a new partition but I did not update the driver. I don't even know if one would be available. My mobo is kinda old and I'm running off the mobo's graphics chip. So it might not be adiquate enough. I'm thinking about maybe getting a cheap PCI graphics card and one of those USB wireless adapters you were talking about a while ago.

    • jamoan

      13 years ago

      *pours a saucer of warm milk*



      *shows Mr. Kitty the bottle to prove that it didn't come from me*

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    • scaperchick

      13 years ago

      Hey Hon,

      Hope you're enjoying your vacation - miss you! smiley12.gif

    • geekfest

      13 years ago

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    • scaperchick

      13 years ago

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      Miss you too, dear! <3

    • Natalyaold

      13 years ago

      Did the crazy cat lady take over your account and not let you log on?

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      Oh no! The site is going to be going down soon! Save the dubloons!

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      With a little Stargate, anything is possible...

    • Natalyaold

      13 years ago

      That description actually made quite more sense than I would have expected - thanks! I think I understand it. And I'm excited that you, knowing a lot about computers, say that it's a good spec! That's a good sign. smiley1.gif

      Ahhhhhh, Crazy Cat Lady's answer made me smile. smiley0.gif Thanks.

    • Natalyaold

      13 years ago

      Yeah... it could have been an Intel card... ick! But I couldn't not splurge to get a decent one.

      I don't actually know much about processors, so this is very interesting to hear - what makes it too advanced? Though I guess being "future-proof" (a very good term that made me laugh, I might add) is a good thing..

    • zap1

      13 years ago

      want to be friends

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      I abuse because I love...

    • piffit

      13 years ago

      if u put 2 more i's into your title it would make my name =D

    • Moving_Salad

      13 years ago

      Dude, you win the 'Been on rvb forums the longest award"

      49 days?!?

    • Jelina

      13 years ago

      The buy to rent mortgage is fixed for two years, so we're not worried at the moment. If the interest rates rise, hopefully more people will think renting is the better option! I've always wanted to keep the house mainly because neither of us are going to have any pension to speak of...

    • LytishRed

      13 years ago

      Congrats on your new son.

      Thanks!
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    • big_texan_69

      13 years ago

      hey, just droppin by to tell u, ur invited to my 40mod contest

      check my journal

      hope to see u there

    • geekfest

      13 years ago

      Sorry Mr Kitty I will try harder

    • TheGift FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheGift73

      13 years ago

      Will do.

    • TheGift FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheGift73

      13 years ago

      Let me know what the quality of the Superman Returns torrent is. And the actual torrent file you you dl'd.

      Cheers, i've been after a decent one for a while.

      Post edited 6/29/06 12:25PM

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      i don't know , idiots are always looking at my journal.Wanting to be my friend

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Yes, it was a dial-up connection. This particular scam cannot happen with Broadband. My son was unaware that the dialler had downloaded and it was programmed to set itself as the defaul dialler.

      TeleWest were totally unhelpful, unsympathetic and downright obstructive of my efforts to sort it out . Thanks to my efforts though, new rules have been brought in by ICSTIS incorporating a lot of the suggestions that I made in the light of my experience.

      It really took it out of me, fighting on so many fronts. But I was outraged that it could be allowed to happen and I was determined that they wouldn't get away with it.

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      Yawn, one day i'll be able to sleep. smiley3.gif

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      6:47

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      Beer time again..
      Breakfast of champions!!
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    • Biba

      13 years ago

      No, I haven't worked my way up to murdering humans yet. I started small with the budgie (you'd know all about murdering birds now wouldn't you - you, you CAT you..) then progressed to my two tortoises and NEXT I have my eye on a certain kitten. A kitten not too far from here...

    • TheGift FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheGift73

      13 years ago

      Damn you to hell Sandy....to hell i say! smiley8.gif

    • Natalyaold

      13 years ago

      I've tagged you to post an interesting things journal! smiley0.gif See www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1077824

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      and with that attitude you never will be.

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      Just think of all your potential Russian Brides waiting to meet you. That'll get you through the day.

    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      ahhh beer time
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    • DeadDragon

      13 years ago

      Get to work, slacker!!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      13 years ago

      More questions for you on my site. =D About Vista...

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      JW duties taken care of, let everyone know if you see them around!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      13 years ago

      Yay vista! I'm on it now.

    • TheGift FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheGift73

      13 years ago

      Ha! I feel your pain mate.

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      Nope...

    • atwa320

      13 years ago

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      Satisfied?

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Hey! Guess what! I've had my own Russian bride email today - they obviously think I'm a lesbian! smiley0.gif

    • zackr

      13 years ago

      Are you in the Russain bride mail-order business? How lucrative is it? Would you consider expanding your base to include most of Asia?

    • Anomalous

      13 years ago

      Sweet! It's gonna be cookin' my meals from dawn 'til dusk 'til dawn!

    • GrayLeopard

      13 years ago

      vote Dole in 08

    • TheGift FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheGift73

      13 years ago

      The 4400 summary and episode guide You should really check the series out, i for one am now one very hooked fan.

    • jamoan

      13 years ago

      Indeed he is...

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    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      13 years ago

      \

      Post edited 6/12/06 6:05PM

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      Good to hear. Welcome back to uninterrupted netness!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      13 years ago

      dang! I left in a hurry and forgot. =( I don't even have my own now. Hm, I will try to get it.

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      I ditto that comment. I hate when the internet's not working. I get all bitchy and moody.

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      Oh yeah, take the kiddies to see Cars.

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