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    • Off to do auditions

      14 years ago

      burnie



      We have another round of auditions today in SM to cast parts for our new production. Wish us well.

    • Oops

      14 years ago

      burnie

      I banned myself as part of a test and learned that a banned user auto dumps all of his friends. It's sad, now I have no friends. But I also banned gfunk. That makes me happy.

    • Kiosk Videos, Fable & Firefox

      14 years ago

      burnie

      We made two new Xbox Kiosk Videos for submission and one we all like that probably won't get used. I also made a first pass at the ResFest script for the London trip. Joel, Jason and Gus are going to that one. Gus is going to have to give a 45 minute talk on machinima and filmmaking in front of a 450 person theater. Man, I would pay good money to see that.

      Got a chance to play some Fable tonight. That game is pretty fun and seems well done, but it's just not my type. I used to play tons of adventure games like Ultima V, but they just can't hold my attention the way they used to. After a while, you can just see to the end of these games. Level up, beat a tougher monster, level up, beat a tougher monster. You end up just being held captive to the time you have already spent and you're forced to continue playing just to see it through. So, yeah I give it a 10 out of 10. Who the fuck cares.

      I tested the site with Firefox. It allows you to highlight at will, which apparently IE6 won't let us do on the new site. I like Firefox a lot, but I just can't use it at work where we have lots of tools built that use ActiveX controls and such. If you know of any key plug-ins, drop me a comment.

      Cipater just AIMed me this link and then immediately logged off. Watch it and you will know why. What the hell? It gets weirder by the second and then goes over the edge once you discover who made it.

    • My first real journal entry

      14 years ago

      burnie

      So today we spent most of the day testing the website. Started off with just the cast, but once we realized how far along the site was, we decided to add in mods and then people who use lots of community sites. It's gone very well so far. I think the changes in the forum will be the biggest hurdle for most new users, Max Walrus is a good lithmus test for that. That guy has absolutely no filter between his brain and his keyboard -- he's already bitched about everything from searches to highlighting text. Maybe he's archiving the site on his personal computer and needs to cut and paste everything.

      I need to get offline for a while and work on the new Xbox Kiosk Videos. If I don't get Gus and gfunk their lines, before long, they will start to bitch.

    • Karma Level +1

      14 years ago

      burnie

      Dear bitches,

      I am now level one which means my hit points are 2d4 instead if 1d4. That's right, wizard. You bitches.

    • I am about to go to work.

      14 years ago

      burnie

      Had to watch the kid today. he's a good kid. Not really.

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  • Comments (54262)

    • Wash247

      7 years ago

      Burnie's Current Journal Is Lopez's Favourite Song

    • logan56426

      7 years ago

      Hey burnie! I had an idea for a t-shirt thats titled "things I learned from the drunk tank". And have it say stuff like "invest in double gold" and "headlight fluid does not exist". Or "don't use your camera on a plane". It would be awesome if you guy made a shirt like this for the people who listen to your podcasts. I know I would buy it.

    • FarloNZ

      7 years ago

      Hey dude, just regarding the NZ Armageddon Expo in October, we seem to have a group of guys organising a bit of a night on the town for you guys. I know you're busy with other events and such, but it'd be nice just to know if you (and whoever else else coming, such as Geoff) would be keen at all? Even if you just commented on there saying "HELL NO!" or whatever, it'd still be appreciated :)
      Thanks.

    • corenelx7000

      7 years ago

      hey Burnie does Michael have to pay for that xbox? by the way your awesome and the city of Burnie Tanzania should totally give you a statue holding a can of foster and a platypus

    • lotrhobbit92

      7 years ago

      What is your current favorite funny video on Youtube? This girl I rather like asked me to give her links and I can't think of any that aren't super old and not funny anymore. Any suggestions?

    • seriousjake

      7 years ago

      your like a mix between burt and ernie!

    • mullet67

      7 years ago

      hey Burnie i'm a new member but I've been a huge fan for a long time. now recently with the production studio for halo shifting from bungie to 343, i was wondering if there would be any legal issues leading to the end of rvb

    • xywv

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie i was listening to the podcast and i remembered that you like your own jokes so listen to podcast number 22 at 1:27:47
      You will laugh I promise

    • Beast123456

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, I was wondering if it is possible for you guys to get a different design for the baseball caps in your store. Maybe having Red vs Blue or Rooster Teeth written on the hat, instead having the logo, or maybe fit them both on the hat somehow? Maybe a choice of colors too? It's probably harder then I think it is to do that, but I would really appreciate more selection of hats. Thanks for your time.

    • KSmittlez

      7 years ago

      Dear Burnie,
      I need a job. I would be willing to work for RT productions in pretty much any capacity for any wage. For example:

      I could be your personal sandwich chef (I can also bake cakes and pies for Gus and Geoff).

      I am a good human punching bag and a very good unprofessional stuntman.

      I am very adept at untangling cables.

      I can compliment almost anyone and make their day better.

      My buttocks are firm and perky.

      And almost any embarrassing, demeaning or life threatening task you can think of.

      I don't know what minimum wage is in Texas but I'd be willing to bet that it would be more then worth it to pay that for all of these services. Please get back to me and let me know what you think.

    • Yourule97

      7 years ago

      Since you're the only person i know that might play minecraft (or maybe kerry): www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM&feature=feedu

    • Doglover6

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, I just checked out the new events page and I noticed that there aren't any St Louis events listed. I live a few miles outside of St Louis and would absolutely love to see you guys in person. I was just wondering if you guys will ever go to St Louis for an event.
      Don't ask me for any events in the area because honestly, I don't follow any of that stuff.

    • InceptionMan

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie I was just wondering something, if the Reds and the Blues were blasted into the future, how did the Freelancers get there? by the wayI love the show and i think you have done an amazeing job, includeing the great mo-cap work with Monty.

    • Imover9000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, thank you for bringing Ian from make. When i heard that it made my day.
      You guys give back so much, keep up the awesome work
      -Pat

    • DrHairz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Human

      7 years ago

      Dear Burnie,

      I wish there was some way I can graduate highschool and then go and try to work for RoosterTeeth. I would pretty much be ok with anything you guys give me. But just having the chance to be with all the great people working there including yourself. But as for now I can only support you guys from watching on the side lines. Which I am ok with. Anyway I am loving the stuff you guys do. No one can replace you especially. Never forget that.

      -Derek R. Hair

    • ghjklbnm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago



      MS Paint.

      ha ha fucking ha

    • smreddy

      7 years ago

      Even with the ridiculous amount of success Rooster Teeth and RvB is having and has had over the past decade, was it any sort of reality check after being contacted by the Make a Wish Foundation? I'm sure each of you has had that "damn i'm awesome" moment from one of your strides or another, but when your special guest came to visit were any of you taken back by it?
      All of you guys are without a doubt some of the most infamous internet celebrities but the kids that the Make a Wish Foundation reach out to usually want to meet their favorite athletes or movie stars. Does the fact that you all have reached that same level say more about what Rooster Teeth has accomplished or more about the direction celebritydom is taking?

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      7 years ago

      Hello Mr. Burns
      I am wondering what software or system roosterteeth uses to create the red vs blue dvds?


      MS Paint.

    • ghjklbnm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hello Mr. Burns
      I am wondering what software or system roosterteeth uses to create the red vs blue dvds?

    • garfield749 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie,

      I'm sure other people before me have said this, but I feel it should be restated as much as possible. I watched this week's Achievement Horse, and I have to say, I think you guys are truly awesome for what you did for Ian. The fact that you guys as a company (and particularly you, as the head of the company) would so happily stop what you're doing for a day to grant this kid's Make-A-Wish wish truly shows what great people you guys are!

      Kudos to you guys! smiley8.gif

    • AgentV

      7 years ago

      Hey I don't want to alarm you, but you guys no longer hold the top spot in the 'Don't be so Mayo' market on google, just thought you should know

      P.S If someone has all ready posted this I apologise, please don't let Geoff ban me

    • finaltrinity

      7 years ago

      What's up Brony Burns?

    • volks123

      7 years ago

      Brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony. Brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony. Brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony. Brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony brony.

    • MadeInItaly

      7 years ago

      You've lost a lot of weight... where's our before and after photo?

    • Sean Tango

      7 years ago

      What's your health policy? Ben's dying.

    • Limerang201

      7 years ago

      Soooo Burnie, where is the you just got Burnie'd T-Shirts?

    • InnerCrayon

      7 years ago

      I love you too Burnie. For starting the greatest company in human history.

      Post edited 8/18/11 7:32PM

    • haloscaboos

      7 years ago

      Where's my god damn peanut Burnie!?! It's been seventy fucking weeks!

    • HavocNinja37 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HavocNinja37

      7 years ago

      Hm I see you have made me an idiot...well done...

    • Parkway

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, I think you would really like this song. The guy himself describes it as a song for nerds with kids. It's called When I was Your Age by George Hrab. Really funny song!

      Post edited 8/18/11 2:45PM

    • Deathhydrax

      7 years ago

      Man, doing that thing for Ian was really cool of all you guys, I thought yall were great before but you've really outdone yourselves this time! smiley0.gif

    • XaldinLance

      7 years ago

      i left the same thing with jack but i want to make sure you get this too.

      was Ian, that boy from make a wish and pig your special guest from the podcast? if so rooster teeth has just take a huge leap in my books as a great company. that was a great thing you guys did. i have never met any of you guys but that alone shows how much you care about your fans. god bless to all you guys at austin and thank you for doing such a thing.

    • joshmaster9

      7 years ago

      Burnie the man with the plan of business and the business is Awsomeness.

    • SeanZeke

      7 years ago

      what is going on?

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I'm concerned Mr. Burnie Burns...I was browsing the site today from my iPod and noticed a little line saying "download the all-new iPhone app!" now I've been on here everyday at some point in the day for the last 3 months and I have never seen anything from you or from any other staffer for that matter saying that this app has been released. Now I'm saying you have to but if I remember right there is a certain awesome button you advertised multiple times here on the site. I'm disappointed that you did not feel the need or just plain didn't announce this release.


      That app is like a year old. And who do you think made the "download the all-new iPhone app" notification?

    • HavocNinja37 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HavocNinja37

      7 years ago

      I'm concerned Mr. Burnie Burns...I was browsing the site today from my iPod and noticed a little line saying "download the all-new iPhone app!" now I've been on here everyday at some point in the day for the last 3 months and I have never seen anything from you or from any other staffer for that matter saying that this app has been released. Now I'm saying you have to but if I remember right there is a certain awesome button you advertised multiple times here on the site. I'm disappointed that you did not feel the need or just plain didn't announce this release.

      Concerned user



      =\

    • augustineguy

      7 years ago

      I saw the Kittywood short. Really great. But I wanted to say, you're looking in mighty fine shape Mr. Burns. You've lost a lot of weight. Keep up the good work.

    • InnerCrayon

      7 years ago

      anytime my friend. =]

    • InnerCrayon

      7 years ago

      Fix for the Fallout: New Vegas black screen after loading

      1-Press Start
      2-Go to Settings
      3-Press Gameplay
      4-Turn "Save on Travel" off

      The black screen is the game trying to save it just gets clumped when you discover more locations. =]

      InnerCrayon

    • SwooshStab

      7 years ago

      Sup Broney?

    • Skorch_89

      7 years ago

      woah it doubled but seperate times my bad

    • Skorch_89

      7 years ago

      i think we owe the rooster teeth crew an applause for the 9 great seasons of red vs blue

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      7 years ago

      i think we all owe roosterteeth an applause for 9 great seasons of red vs blue there great shorts and AH


      May Burnie rest in peace...

    • Skorch_89

      7 years ago

      i think we all owe roosterteeth an applause for 9 great seasons of red vs blue there great shorts and AH

    • JGhost

      7 years ago

      DESTROY HER!!!! :)

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OxWD85Ngz4

    • SrgtGrif

      7 years ago

      Burnie, Will you ever release The Schedule for the public? I know I'd love to see it, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

    • benwa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold hashtag

      7 years ago

      I have no problem watching the news to see a man fighting an animal with a stick, but please, I do not want to see you on the news for fighting 10% of the sun's light with a stick.

      Please use at least a metal baseball bat.

    • rsix11

      7 years ago

      its been brought up on the podcast many times before and in a few shorts you can see the poster in hanging in the RT office so i got curious, is there any way to watch the schedule?

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