bwjenkins

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from Roseville, CA

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    • I have the hardest time coming up with titles for these things

      6 years ago

      bwjenkins

      I'm doing this on my phone because I just don't care anymore. So today I got a message from his guy, Ben. Some of you know him. He probably hordes gold. Anyway, he messaged me over the Xbox ( is that still a thing? Am I the only one who remembers when this was a video game website?) So, he was all "Hope you guys are well.". Totally random, havent talked with him in what seems like years. It was nice of him. I'm glad he did it.

      Because I heard from him I thought I would stop in here and see if he still comes around. From what I see, he comes in about as much as I do. I like that too.

      I guess my priorities have changed. I joke around about being old but I know its happening, I can feel it. I'm not on the cutting edge anymore. I don't know what things mean. I have to google meme references for crying out loud. I watch Workaholics and I remember when I used to be like that. It was fun at he time but I don't think I would like to go back to that. Nobody would like me there, I wouldn't like myself there.

      I'm rambling. I miss you guys but I feel I am not one of you anymore. It's my fault. If I ever see you IRL I will OMG DERPY HOOVES IS ON MLP I JUST SAW HER GOTTA GO BYEEEEE.

    • 6 years ago

      bwjenkins
    • This is the last time, I swear.

      6 years ago

      bwjenkins

      At Comic-Con this happened.

      Then, I got interviewed on TV.

      And then I made a video about how we made my costume.

      Ok, ok, I won't talk about it anymore. My fifteen minutes are over.

    • 6 years ago

      bwjenkins
    • 6 years ago

      bwjenkins
    • Worlds

      6 years ago

      bwjenkins

      We met this week, though we should have met years ago and we acted as if we had. At least I felt I was acting as if we had. I suppose one never truly knows the sincere intent of another's actions but my perceptions was she felt the same way. She was smaller than I thought she would be, in stature and demeanor but, again, this was based on my own perceptions, which we all know may be invalid to others. We ate, we drank, we walked, we talked. I think we got lost for a while but pretended we weren't. Like life. I was asked pertinent questions for which I secretly wished I had better answers. I made comments and observations, all of which I still believe but some of which I want to take back. I introduced her to my friends, she introduced me to hers, and though I was polite and engaging to all of them I didn't care about any of them while she was around. She didn't know that until now. I think.

      And then, it was over. We went back to our regular lives without a trace or record of the events that had transpired.

      I think it's better that way.

      But I still hate it.

      <3

    • Secret Santa

      7 years ago

      bwjenkins

      Thanks.

      It was perfect.



    • This is me right now.

      7 years ago

      bwjenkins

      I was promoted at work. It is something that I have been working towards for some time now (6 godam years) and I am very pleased with myself, if I may be allowed to indulge. Thank you very much.

      I work at a jail now. With criminals. Bad ones. I also work at night, all night. But, but....I only have to work 3 or 4 nights a week. But, and another but, those nights are twelve hours long. 12. One higher than 11. Twelve. (I spelled it out to indicate the magnitude of the number. The gravity of the amount is sometimes better communicated as a word than a number to those reading a document such as this. Just schooled you on some English there, boyeeee.)

      So, my life outside work is somewhat nonexistent at the moment. And I can't fall asleep at night anymore. Like right now. It's 0100 hours and I am wide awake. I have plenty of things I need to do (send out secret santa gifts (!), mow the lawn, clean the gutters, sleep, get a battery for my car, etc.) but none of these things can be accomplished in the middle of the night. Great, right?

      I'm not complaining. I know I'm lucky to have the job but it's going to be an adjustment for me and my family. So, if I'm not around much (like I ever was anyway) this is probably why.

      Anyways, Merry Christmas.

      I'm thinking of you.

    • I totally lose it in this one.

      7 years ago

      bwjenkins

      So, I posted my first video to my website over at mymotumemories.com.

      It was emotional for me.

      So far, all of my fellow He-man nerds are totally <3'ing it.

      Maybe you will too.

      PS - Please be kind. It was hard for me to put this out there like this. I'm fragile.

      PPS - This would rock so much harder with killer into and credit music. ;)

  • Comments (1077)

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

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    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      7 years ago

      The actual proposal was "uhhh....vicky?" and then her staring blankly at me for a couple of seconds as her brain caught up.

    • HippieCarrot

      7 years ago

      Every time I see a high speed chase, I question if you'll be there to throw a monkey out of your mouth ;)

    • troy0891

      8 years ago

      The Toll House recipe (when followed exactly) makes for fairly cruchy cookies do you prefer them crunchy or soft?

    • swooper74

      8 years ago

      a shopped version with the check boxes/comment line blank would have been nice, but you can't have everything, right?

    • swooper74

      8 years ago

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    • swooper74

      8 years ago

      I pre-ordered it this afternoon.

    • swooper74

      8 years ago

      Hate to tell you, but you bought the wrong house.

    • Jabberwocky

      8 years ago

      I am very much an olfactory-based person too, but maybe you've just had some bad tripe? The tripe our pho place serves is the best tripe I've ever had, primarily because you can't smell/taste the bile. I'm afraid to try tripe at other places now though.

    • Jabberwocky

      8 years ago

      I can't handle the tripe. It's a little too bile-ish for me.


      Is it the texture? It doesn't have much flavor to me. But the texture can be a little off-putting sometimes when it hits the back of your tongue the wrong way. Overall though, the texture doesn't bother me.

      Slimy things though? You know, the things with the texture of mucus, like sea urchin or raw oysters? I have a hard time handling those things. Tripe is a peace of cake for me compared to that.

    • Jabberwocky

      8 years ago

      We eat our pho with brisket and tripe. So delicious!

      p.s. Totally not a weird journal response. <3

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      8 years ago

      You still haven't sent it?

      Oh jeeze.

      Ok. I'll PM you an address.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      8 years ago

      Soooo.....it's been a month ish.

      Am I ever going to get my SS gift?

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      They're not going to RAPE her. They are going to EAT her.

      God. What do you know.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      :D

      ...i think.

      ...

      naw. totally :D also <3

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      8 years ago

      WHATEVER ASSHOLE.

      I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID GIFT ANYWAY.

      just kidding, I really want it please <3

      No pressure though.

    • DSchneider

      8 years ago

      Was worried you didn't get it. You're welcome. :)

    • SupaChurchFn

      8 years ago

      My Mom and I still bond over grilled PB&J.

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I Need Some


      No. You don't. That's why you have 9 children. You need none more ever.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Also funny, it appears.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      You are so hot.

    • Vicki

      8 years ago

      Yes, muffin, even you. smiley1.gif

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Exodus in America - End Credits Version

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      BACKWARDS WEBCAM YOU ASS.

      also hi. i miss you.

    • rudie11

      8 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      OH MY GOD IS THAT HOW YOU PLAY YOUR BANJO

    • daruma

      9 years ago

      This is Fury in Marvel's 'Ultimate' universe, actually based on Jackson

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      maybe you'd rather see David Hasselhoff...?
    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      you are such a dreamboat.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      !

      <3

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Just that boys who play them are sexy.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      :D

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      get one. learn it. NEVER SEXIER

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I really like that too!

      Hey. Can you play banjo??

    • swooper74

      9 years ago

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    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Oh. Ok cool.

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      9 years ago

      AWW, you really got me one, that's so sweet. You don't have to give it to me, though, it's the thought that counts.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      You become me too, bffbwj.

    • Eclecticore no longer 25 cents

      9 years ago

      you would be correct

    • Eclecticore no longer 25 cents

      9 years ago

      Oh trust me, I'm very familiar with Florida's climate at its worst. My ex lives in Gainseville, right smack in the middle of the state so it was just hot and humid 99% of the time with no relief from being close to large bodies of water.

      St. Augustine (where family who's joining us live) is generally pretty manageable due to being right on the water. I would imagine it's not too much different on the Gulf Coast side. Forecast shows it being sunny and in the low to mid 70's most of the week. B)

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      9 years ago

      When i was like 5 or 6 I used to go this local place and rent every one of their old school Godzilla and Transformer tapes.

    • Eclecticore no longer 25 cents

      9 years ago

      Belgian Tervuren actually. They get confused for a shepherd mix a lot because they're not that common. They make terrific pets though. :D

    • Eclecticore no longer 25 cents

      9 years ago

      protip: you should probably skim through this journal so you have a semblance of an idea of what I'm talking about in any journals I write for the next couple of months

      bonus points if you skim through the one you commented on and didn't read :B

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      It would be redundant to call a cop at that point.

      Fine. I will be wearing my molestation kilt when you visit.

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Glad I can entertain. You should come to California and visit.

      No. The real California.

      Not where you live.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Bah. Its not that song. I didn't know it well enough at the time that i recorded that. i'm sorry.

      Plus I miss you. I'm sorry for that too.

    • swooper74

      9 years ago

      oh, and also sorry about the three personal comments in a row...

    • swooper74

      9 years ago

      oh, and also sorry about the fleas thing.

    • swooper74

      9 years ago

      sorry about the double journal days, with so much going on, my sense of time is shot and I have no concept of how long it's been since my last post.

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      9 years ago

      You're breaking my <3.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I will always be your SS.

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