cRaZyHeLeNa

Female
from Greece

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    • Coooooooooool!

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa

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      Halloooooooooooo!

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      Yeah man!!

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      Hmm........Boom!

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      Aaaaaaaa!

    • Which one is the BEST??

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa

      1)Dead Fish

      Little Tim was in the backyard filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing. He politely asked, 'What are you up to there, Tim?' 'My goldfish died,' replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.' The concerned neighbor said, 'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?' Tim patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, 'That's because he's inside your cat!'


      2)Drunken Duck

      A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says 'No, this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here' The Duck leaves, and returns home. The next day, he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies, 'I told you yesterday! We dont' sell beer here! If you ask me one more time, I am going to nail your feet to the floor!' The ducks leaves again. One final time the duck enters the store the next day, and this time says, 'Do you have any nails?' The Man replies, 'No' The duck then says, 'Do you have any beer?'


      3)Monkeys

      Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
      A: It was dead!

      Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
      A: Monkey see, monkey do!

      Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
      A: Peer pressure!




      4)Going to be a mother...

      Going to be a mother...
      At the New Year`s eve party at a fashionable hotel a girl was overheard talking to her boy friend, "Don`t get tense and worried Hakka- when I told you that I was going to be a mother, I only meant yours.
      Yes, next month I am going to marry your father."



      5)Playboy Bear

      A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. 'I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female.' The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. 'I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!' The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and said, 'You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!' Then he asked for his last wish. 'I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!' The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, 'I wish the bear was gay.'


      6)Dinosaur

      What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

      Answer: alickolotapuss!


      7) Drinking buddies

      A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. 'Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday' Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.

      One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why.

      'Well' the guy says, 'I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18'

      The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say 'happy birthday, happy birthday!'

      The bartender asks 'so which one died?'

      'No one.'

      'But you only ordered two drinks!'

      'Yeah, well, I've given up drinking.'


      8) The Friendly Drinking Game

      There are these three friends who get together to have a few drinks.

      They talk about the night before when they decide to get drunk and find out who would do the stupidest stuff after they left the bar.

      The first guys says, 'I was so drunk when I got home I stepped in the door and blew chunks.'

      The second guy says, 'Well all I did was drive my new BMW into a telephone poll on the way home.'

      The third guy says, 'You guys think that is bad? I went home got into a huge fight wth my wife, knocked over a candle, and burnt the house down.'

      All the guys chuckle for a bit. Then they try to decide who did the stupidest thing.

      The first says, 'I don't think you guys understand. Chunks is my DOG!


      9)Halloween One-Liners

      What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
      Hello, hello, hello.

      What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
      A boo-loney sandwich.

      What kind of street does a ghost like best?
      A dead end.

      What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a
      drip-dry suit?
      A wash-and-werewolf.

      What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
      Fasten your sheet belt.

      What is a witch with poison ivy called?
      An itchy witchy.

      Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
      His ghoul friend.

      Where do vampires live?
      In the Vampire State Building.

      Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
      The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

      What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
      A blood vessel.

      What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's
      brain in the body of his dog?
      I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

      What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
      A blood hound.

      Why are black cats such good singers?
      They're very mewsical.

      What's a cold, evil candle called?
      The wicked wick of the north.

      What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
      Hallowieners.

      Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
      In noisery school.

      What does a goblin shop for?
      Grosseries.

      How can you tell when windows are scared?
      They get shudders.

      What do you call serious rocks?
      Grave stones.

      Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
      She had to give a screech.

      10)Double negative

      A linguistics professor

    • Run

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa


      I'll sing it one last time for you
      Then we really have to go
      You've been the only thing that's right
      In all I've done

      And I can barely look at you
      But every single time I do
      I know we'll make it anywhere
      Away from here

      Light up, light up
      As if you have a choice
      Even if you cannot hear my voice
      I'll be right beside you dear

      Louder louder
      And we'll run for our lives
      I can hardly speak I understand
      Why you can't raise your voice to say

      To think I might not see those eyes
      Makes it so hard not to cry
      And as we say our long goodbye
      I nearly do

      Light up, light up
      As if you have a choice
      Even if you cannot hear my voice
      I'll be right beside you dear

      Louder louder
      And we'll run for our lives
      I can hardly speak I understand
      Why you can't raise your voice to say

      Slower slower
      We don't have time for that
      All I want is to find an easier way
      To get out of our little heads

      Have heart my dear
      We're bound to be afraid
      Even if it's just for a few days
      Making up for all this mess

      Light up, light up
      As if you have a choice
      Even if you cannot hear my voice
      I'll be right beside you dear

    • James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa

      Did I disappoint you or let you down?

      Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?

      'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,

      Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.

      So I took what's mine by eternal right.

      Took your soul out into the night.

      It may be over but it won't stop there,

      I am here for you if you'd only care.

      You touched my heart you touched my soul.

      You changed my life and all my goals.

      And love is blind and that I knew when,

      My heart was blinded by you.

      I've kissed your lips and held your head.

      Shared your dreams and shared your bed.

      I know you well, I know your smell.

      I've been addicted to you.



      Goodbye my lover.

      Goodbye my friend.

      You have been the one.

      You have been the one for me.



      I am a dreamer but when I wake,

      You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.

      And as you move on, remember me,

      Remember us and all we used to be

      I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.

      I've watched you sleeping for a while.

      I'd be the father of your child.

      I'd spend a lifetime with you.

      I know your fears and you know mine.

      We've had our doubts but now we're fine,

      And I love you, I swear that's true.

      I cannot live without you.



      Goodbye my lover.

      Goodbye my friend.

      You have been the one.

      You have been the one for me.



      And I still hold your hand in mine.

      In mine when I'm asleep.

      And I will bear my soul in time,

      When I'm kneeling at your feet.

      Goodbye my lover.

      Goodbye my friend.

      You have been the one.

      You have been the one for me.

      I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.

      I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

    • hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa

      All Stars Plane

      A plane with Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dalai Lama and a Hippie aboard lost an engine and smoke started to fill the cabin.

      The pilot burst in and said,
      "We're going down, there are five of us and four parachutes."

      With that, he grabbed a parachute and leapt from the plane.

      Michael Jordan jumped to his feet and said,
      "I'm the worlds greatest athlete, the world needs great athletes, I should have a parachute."

      He grabbed a parachute and leapt from the plane.

      Bill Gates rose and said,
      "I'm the worlds smartest man. I created Microsoft, the world needs me. I should have a parachute."

      He grabbed a pack and leapt from the plane.
      The Dali Lama and the Hippy looked at each other.

      Finally, the Dali Lama spoke.
      "My son, I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you. You take the parachute and I will go down with the plane."

      The Hippie smiled and said,
      "Don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."

    • '"Hard rock hallelujah"

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa

      "Hard rock hallelujah"

      Hard Rock Hallelujah!
      Hard Rock Hallelujah!

      The saints are crippled
      On this sinners' night
      Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

      The walls come down like thunder
      The rocks about to roll
      It's the Arockalypse
      Now bare your soul

      All we need is lightning
      With power and might
      Striking down the prophets of false
      As the moon is rising
      Give us the sign
      Now let us rise up in awe

      Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
      Demons and angels all in one have arrived
      Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
      In God's creation supernatural high

      The true believers
      Thou shall be saved
      Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
      On the day of Rockoning
      It's who dares, wins
      You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings


      All we need is lightning
      With power and might
      Striking down the prophets of false
      As the moon is rising
      Give us the sign
      Now let us rise up in awe

      Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
      Demons and angels all in one have arrived
      Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
      In God's creation supernatural high

      Wings on my back
      I got horns on my head
      My fangs are sharp
      And my eyes are red
      Not quite an angel
      Or the one that fell
      Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

      Hard Rock Hallelujah!
      Hard Rock Hallelujah!
      Hard Rock Hallelujah!
      Hard Rock Hallelujah!

      Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
      Demons and angels all in one have arrived
      Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
      In God's creation supernatural high

      Hard Rock Hallelujah!




    • hallo

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa

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    • .................

      13 years ago

      cRaZyHeLeNa

      Ohh!.............Ich warte und warte aber keiner von meine Freunde kommt rein.......Das ist schlecht!Wo bist du Paras ,wo bist du????Rhian????......................
      oooooooh!Vergisses......ich gehe raus.....

  • About Me

  • Comments (586)

    • doom_Elite

      12 years ago

      hey so what have you been up to helena?

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      I did lol will tell u 2morrow lol see uuuuuuuuuuuuu! filakia xxxxxxxxxxx

    • DeltaSniper

      12 years ago

      I've been pretty busy...that's about it.

    • Caray

      12 years ago

      Hi! nothing really, just figuring this whole thing out. you?? i'm caray btw

    • DeltaSniper

      12 years ago

      Crazy huh? :-P Well at least it seems like you had fun.

    • DeltaSniper

      12 years ago

      So what have you been up to?

    • DeltaSniper

      12 years ago

      Oh ok...thank you for both translating and wishing me luck.

    • DeltaSniper

      12 years ago

      "I ch w'u'nsche dir alles gute!"

      Can you translate that for me??? Thanks

    • Marine4lif3

      12 years ago

      umm ok i guess not perfect but ok

    • Marine4lif3

      12 years ago

      hey how are u doing?

    • Jay8ball

      12 years ago

      Thanks

    • Hardway

      12 years ago

      No problem.

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      Geia! Tha kathomoun alla prepei na figo tha mpo meta! Filakia! =)

      (eixa para poli diskoli emra tha sta po mia alli fora.....)

      CU!

    • horbo

      12 years ago

      thats no problem i manged to see evrything anyway

    • horbo

      12 years ago

      alrighty then so you just found some random website that isnt even on english and posted it

    • horbo

      12 years ago

      i was wondering because part of the reason im doing the contest is too try and get the game known more widley

    • horbo

      12 years ago

      just a thought when you actualy sent me the sight for the contest did you look at it

    • stamata

      12 years ago

      stage 2 starts when i come back from vacation. on the 9th of sept. i know it's a long time but i will not have access to a comp 24/7 where I will be staying. sorry,

    • kahnefan001

      12 years ago

      Well let's see, the Calander told me it was August 31st...I wake up this morning and it told me September 1st.

      Now either it's telling the truth or somebody thinks it's April 1st.

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      *reply to journal comment*

      Efxaristo poli =)

    • horbo

      12 years ago

      thanks for joining up into the contest it will be on for one month so there might be contenders but your sight is really good

    • donutcrazy

      12 years ago

      well when u left that comment it was 1;50pm right now its 10 38 pm i was in school earlier what time is it where your at and where are you

    • donutcrazy

      12 years ago

      thatnks fo the add i love crazy people thats why im one myself but hey im in class right now

    • Jay8ball

      12 years ago

      Thank u I been working on that

    • Jay8ball

      12 years ago

      yea I've been having too many good days it was gonna happen some day

    • ItsThePuma

      12 years ago

      You're very welcome. smiley8.gif

    • Jay8ball

      12 years ago

      whoooooaaa thanks

    • A_Man_2Getha

      12 years ago

      Don't send me anymore chain mail please.

    • ilikeme00000

      12 years ago

      Chainmail is bad. No more.

    • Lered_rich

      12 years ago

      True.
      try this!

      your instincts has


      its



      advantages



      all



      the



      time...



      This is freaky as anything...DO NOT



      CHEAT



      (You'll



      will kick yourself later) I was a little



      skeptical trying this, but if you follow the



      instructions to the "t" you'll be

      surprised!!!!



      All of my answers were accurate. We'll see



      tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let



      you



      know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will



      freak



      you out! The person who sent it to me



      said



      her



      wish came true 10 minutes after they read



      the



      mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game



      has



      a



      funny/spooky outcome.



      Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It



      takes



      about three minutes...it's worth a try



      First..get a pen and paper. When you



      actually



      choose names, make sure it's people you



      actually



      know and go with your first instinct.



      Scroll down one line at a time...and don't



      read



      ahead or you'll ruin it!



      1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in



      a



      column.



      2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write



      down any



      two numbers you want.



      3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the



      names



      of



      members of the opposite sex.



      NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT



      WON"T



      TURN OUT RIGHT!



      4. Write anyone's name (like friends or



      family....) in the 4th, 5th,



      and 6th spots.



      5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,



      and



      11.



      GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!



      6. Finally, make a wish.



      And now the key for the game.....



      1. You must tell (the number in space 2)



      people



      about this game.



      2. The person in space 3 is the one that



      you



      love.



      3. The person in 7 is one you like but



      can't



      work



      out.



      4. You care most about the person you



      put in



      4.



      5. The person you name in number 5 is



      the



      one



      who



      knows you very well.



      6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky



      star.



      7. The song in 8 is the song that matches



      with



      the person in number 3.



      8. The title in 9 is the song for the person



      in



      7.



      9. The tenth space is the song that tells



      you



      most about YOUR mind.



      10. and 11 is the song telling you how



      you



      feel



      about life



      this is so accurate



      NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within



      the



      hour... IF you do..



      your wish will come true...



      If you don't it will become the opposite

    • airpirate

      12 years ago

      that sucks the pics do not deserve negs I will better them when my browser allows me.

    • caboose265

      12 years ago

      oh yeah im having lotsa fun! u better have lotsa fun too, crazy!

    • caboose265

      12 years ago

      awesome! i wish i could go crazy! im at work tho. so i gotta keep the craziness on the down-low, ya know?

    • caboose265

      12 years ago

      hi! how r u today?

    • xCherryChicx

      13 years ago

      Girls--------------
      -----------are like apples------
      -------on trees. The best ones-----
      -----are at the top of the tree.-----
      ---The boys dont want to reach---
      --for the good ones because they--
      -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
      -Instead, they get the rotten apples-
      from the ground that arent as good,
      but easy. So the apples up top think
      something wrong w/ them when in
      -reality they're amazing. They just--
      ---have to wait for the right boy to
      ---- come along, the one who's-
      ----------- brave enough to-----
      ---------------climb all---------
      ---------------the way--------
      --------------to the top--------
      -------------of the tree.---------


      You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know your really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have UglyNess for 10 years. So hit 15 pretty girls on your friends list and let them know thay are pretty !!!

    • psydiphekt

      13 years ago

      Acha?

    • psydiphekt

      13 years ago

      i think that says can i speak dutch?....and no... I'm still working on English

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      Ksereis an doseis kai esy se kapoion anevainei (alla oxi se mena tah mas diagrapsoun lol) arxise an dineis ekei pera merika kai tha sou anevei sigoura! Filiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (sou edosa efta telika!)

    • Jay8ball

      13 years ago

      No problem

    • KungFu_Cat

      13 years ago

      So how are you?

    • KungFu_Cat

      13 years ago

      haha yeah its way shorter and its now styled so for when it does grow back out its not just a mess =P

    • KungFu_Cat

      13 years ago

      =D thanks but your a bit late lol, I got it cut and theres a pic of my new haircut =P

      and thanks for the mods! : )

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      nai! elaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      GEIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      GEIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      get.live.com/messenger/overview ?????????

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      To vrika, Mini!

      http://get.live.com/messenger/overview

      Afto prepei na douleuei!!! Filakiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! cu xxx

    • DeltaSniper

      13 years ago

      Thanks...I personally really like that picture.

    • Rhian

      13 years ago

      yasou mikroula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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