cabal359

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from ireland the land of the drunk

  • Activity

    • like the great kane i have returned!

      11 years ago

      cabal359

      well my obsession with c&c3 aside i have returned! why? one can only watch so much internet porn! there have been so many wonders i've seen! drunken migets in the local nightclub! two chicks getting very intimate with a glass bottle! my neighbour taking a shower.................... its all so overpowering like a shit laying in the toilet cause so prick didn't flush! man i feel really fucking rusty at this so i shall get to it

    • garda = police

      12 years ago

      cabal359

      Garda Reserve 20 hours ago

      Motorist(Solicitor) runs a Stop sign and is pulled over by the local Garda station's new member
      of the Garda Reserve (a GR).

      Being a smartass, he thinks that he has to be sharper than any makeee believeee cop.

      He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the GR's expence:-

      GR "Licence please."


      Solicitor "What for?"


      GR "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign."
      Solicitor "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
      GR "You still didn't come to a complete stop. Licence please."
      Solicitor "What's the difference?"
      GR "The difference is you have to come to complete stop - that's the law. For the
      last time, licence please!"
      Solicitor "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll
      give you my licence and you can give me the ticket and points. If not, you
      let me go - no ticket, no points."


      The GR is starting to lose patience but manages to keep cool. You can tell that he got a good two weeks training in Templemore and has learned well.

      GR "If you insist. Exit the vehicle, sir, and step off the road.
      We wouldn't want you to be hurt by passing traffic, now would we, sir?"

      He then takes out his baton and starts beating the lining s**t out of the solicitor - all the while repeating:

      "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

    • young people curse

      12 years ago

      cabal359

      check it out here

    • The rugby match1

      12 years ago

      cabal359

      Ireland just kicked england's ass in rugby the score being

      43-ireland 13-england

      and i just won money on the game too woohoo

    • Drama!

      12 years ago

      cabal359

      well chris cornell has left audioslave to persue his solo career and rage against the machine is gettig back together!
      i love audioslave so much can't beleive there spliting up! i found myself crying on the bathroom floor when i heard the news!
      but on a brighter note there is rumors that rage are going to be playing at oxegen this year! if it actually happened i would jizz everywhere i went! i mean everywhere! i'm not ashamed about i'll tell you the truth IF RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYED AT OXEGEN THIS YEAR I'D JIZZ EVERYWHERE I WENT! i'd be so awesome! but i doubt they would, so i'm going into the kitchen to eat a bucket of ice-cream to help get over audioslave spliting up.

      laters

    • .............this takes the biscuit!

      12 years ago

      cabal359

      well just after getting my hands on ep 14 of battlestar galactica or at least it said ep 14 of battlestar galactica! instead what did i get.................go on guess cause it sure as shit wasn't battlestar galactica!

      it was gay porn! the title of which is " i broke his back mounting " the name of the file was battlestar but when i viewed it for the few seconds that i did, turn out to be the gay porn version of brokeback mountain which as i understand it is gay porn anyways,

      departing from the subject of gay porn, stargate atlantis first strike is awesome now just have to wait for season 4 and 24 is so good i think if it every ended i'd die!

      and no i'm not gay and i DO NOT LIKE GAY PORN

    • a brand new jutsu!

      12 years ago

      cabal359

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      now who ever did this is a genius!!
      i'm serious he should a muffin or something

    • hate lost

      12 years ago

      cabal359

      man i hate lost!!!!!
      its so fucking stupid it just drives me insane that people actually like it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      well the reason i'm making this post is that i've seen 8 ADS for lost today already and if i see another one i'm climbing a clock-tower with a high powered rifle with teflon coated bullets and taking aim at people who look most like lost characters! which pretty much means fat guys, asians token black people and stereotypical 30-somethings

      oh and also 24 rules! if kiefer sutherland said he'd let me be in 24 i think i would have a stroke

    • SPOILER! STARGATE ATLANTIS! SPOILER!

      12 years ago

      cabal359

      SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!

      ok now that i've warned you i can begin!
      as stated in an earlier journal one of the characters from stargate atlantis was to leave the show! it was said that the character in question WOULD NOT BE KILLED!!!!!!
      oh but he's dead i've seen the episode
      those dirty mother fuckers have killed Dr. Carson Beckett
      the loveible scotish dr who had a strage passion for fishing and hated golf
      and once kissed by rodney mc kay!

      but not by anything serious like a wraith no no no that would be to easy! those fuckers killed him with an explosive tumor! yes thats right a fucking explosive tumor! but he saved the day in the ep by cutting the tumor out of some random guy! think a red-shirted guy in startrek, anywho he was just after handed the tumor over to the bomb techs and while walking away yes you guest it. BANG

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why

      i will now make some kind of beckett memorial. *sniff

  • About Me

  • Comments (32)

    • GigasViking

      12 years ago

      Cool you're into stargate! Speaking of that I've got an ancient language translator (english to 5000 year old cuneiform script) you might want to checkout in my journal. Effing sweet I think...and took forever to put together :)

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      Please vote for me *sigh voting...*

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1639596

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      yeah it doesn't get much cooler than an undead mage. except for a very well made blood elf mage. but it would have to be really well made because like I said, it doesn't get much cooler lol

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      lol it rocked! especially the shotgun blowing off toes bit lol I loved that!

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      ur entry didn't appear properly >_<

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      lol i kno wot u mean but hey we can hope!

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      it's already been confirmed Feb15th the manga storyline kicks in again but the anime willbe changing it's name to Naruto:HurricaneChronicles (Or Typhoon Chronicles we aren't sure which translation to go with just yet)

      but yeah 3 weeks or so and we'll have proper Naruto back!

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      the characters in my story are self aware and make a lot of jokes about copyright and lawsuits. saying hundam instead of gundam is one of these recurring jokes.

    • _shuyome_

      12 years ago

      The wonders you find at Hot Topic!
      ^.^

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      lol oh how clever you be!

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      u fiend :P

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      i will pick the worst death in the movie for u :P

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      ohhhhhhh u dare boy and I'll go MI6 on you till you fear thinking about the mere idea of leaving your house smiley0.gif

    • partman18

      12 years ago

      hey, hows it goin?

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      k I gave you 3 mods, you've to give 3 to 3 people and tell them to do the same bla bla bla lol you know the drill

    • pink_floyd

      12 years ago

      CLICK ME!!

    • cabal359

      13 years ago

      good damn sammich looks so good

    • veggyalpha

      13 years ago

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      These are to replace the stolen sammiches enjoy!!!!
      By Veggyalpha's Sammich insurance

    • veggyalpha

      13 years ago

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    • ren19

      13 years ago

      just a random greeting...surprise!!

    • cumbo87

      13 years ago

      I just realised I didn't have you on watch...

    • JEDICAB

      13 years ago

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    • akiralives

      13 years ago

      This is for anyone who posts on my images about how Gin frightens or worries them ^_^
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    • ragaman

      14 years ago

      i was wrong david, 24 is probobly the best show ever.........
      i admitt it, you were right.
      i was wrong

    • ragaman

      14 years ago

      i hope you die

    • gdchickoo8

      14 years ago

      Yah I don't like shit music eather...lol

    • PeteZahut47

      14 years ago

      Been a while...yes, AVP Sucked balls, And the original Alien and Predator movies rule!

    • cabal359

      14 years ago

      as in the crazy brotherhood of nod A.I. which flipped out and tried to kill everyone

    • banshee99

      14 years ago

      cabal as in?

    • shoeface FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Aliens is the way forward

      "17 days? we ain't gonna last 17 hours man!"

      You have illustrated the most fun way to piss on peoples musical tastes.

      Man: What music do you like?

      Cabal359: Anything but shit music. What do you like?

      Man: Me? Oh I like Rod Strewart.

      Cabal: Shit

      Man: Okay, er...Whitney Houst...

      Cabal: Shit

      Man: Westlife?

      Cabal: Shit

      etc etc

    • TheCavalier

      14 years ago

      Aliens rules all sci-fi action movies, despite being ten times older then most of them. Good choice.

    • ren19

      14 years ago

      wow you like a lot of 24 codos to you lad

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