caboos3

Male
from Melbourne, Australia (lives in China)

  • Activity

    • what?

      13 years ago

      caboos3

      oh man, my friends and i got so drunk we passed out in the city and woke up right next to our houses, thats a 45 min drive and no one knows how we got there.

      here are some clues as to what happend, help us if you can figure it out:

      .I woke up covered in mud

      .My friends watch, was found in half, in his pocket with no sign of trauma

      .My friend also had a black eye

      .I no longer have a phone

      .Anouther friend has no wallet

      .I have a wallet with every thing in it but money

      .A couple of my friends woke up without differing articles of colthing on them

      .My boxers are alos coverd in mud even though i had pants on

      .One of my friends woke up in the city

      I am sure there is a reasonable explination but all the signs lead to rape... im just throwing it out there

    • hey gang!

      13 years ago

      caboos3

      in case you care last saturday i did 6000 curl ups in one sitting... waste of an hour

    • ok well...meh

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      what can i say, i have been bored... nothing to report that lives up to your standerds (however low), so i will end by saying that i updated my pictures... go there if you like the look of me

    • yay

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      i just got suspended for having a bottle of whisky on school grounds... damn you Jack!!!

    • quote of the year

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      This is so god damn hilarious… yet so cliché.

      REMEMBER this came from a Chinese kids mouth,

      “Its not the size of your dick that matters, it’s the size of your brain!â€Â

      This was in defense to a Caucasian kid making fun of him and his friends… basically for being Asian and all that that entails...

      Another reminder: it was not me who was making fun of them…


    • I am sooo pissed!

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      Ok to tell this story we must travel back in time till about a month ago, now this was I time of love and peace, a young George bush was running for president and hopes were high for a new era in American history. Well back on subject, this was also about the time I started bass (guitar), anyways after about one week I got bored with all the simple parts that the bass guitarist ends up with in a bands song (ok that might have been a bit premature seeing as I sucked at bass. Also the bands I mentioned didn’t include bands like KoRn where the bass lines are too bloody hard and are on five string basses). I was learning quickly and my ego was at an all time high, so I decided to write my own song with the bass part perfectly suited to my skills. I wrote a song (it was basically my version of a techno song I already knew then I changed it for bass) it sucked, but I didn’t think so at the time, and because of that fact that I thought that it didn’t suck I showed it to my exceptionally good guitarist friend who had already written two songs( both of which were pretty good). When I played it to him all he did was laugh and tell me it sucked, that night I had bad dreams.
      One month later I wrote two new songs, I am bloody proud of those songs, those songs are actually quite good… just to be modest. Again I called my friend over, the first song I showed him had the both bass and lead guitar parts down, he liked it, but the second song I showed him (which I love) he adored, even though I had only written the start… so he stole it. Its not the fact that he stole it that I am pissed off about, if he played it to someone I could just claim its mine, but he changed it, his version basically the same as mine just with a couple of different strings hit here and there, his version sucks. So now if he plays his version I can’t claim that its mine and when I play mine everyone will say that I stole it off his crappy version.

      p.s. techno sucks

    • xanga n' shit

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      Ok because i am one lazy basterd and because nothing fun or gay happened in the last week here is my first and only xanga update that i did abit before RvB changed their site:



      sup dogs, dogetts n' those of us that cut the line in-between, right, now as you may or may not know (and i'm not judging) this is my first post thingy on my first xanga site! wow! yes right, now seeing as well i have nothing to talk about i will talk about nothing... that sounds pretty gay, skrew you. sweet now that we are beond that recless lolygaggling about we can talk politics, bush is ugly, thats realy not the point, the point is well that the election is coming up and there is much controversy around that issue, coo.

      now that you have survived the bullshit posted above i will let you gaze upon pics with glee, god i'm nice to you.



      how the hell do you put pictures on this peice of crap



      there it is... god i hate xanga

    • yes.+

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      Ok I am wrighting this post to tell you that I am not forcing you to read this post… um… ye.. wait n… wait what?

      Anyways what I am about to say is my opinion and it would be awesome if you comment on it saying what you think about the subject…

      Ok for all of you that have seen ep. 43 (stop reading if you haven’t) then you will know that RvB has gone Halo 2, well I was just thinking do any of you agree with me when I say that because the Red army and the Blue army have joined together and because you can have up to 16 people in each multiplayer game, I recon that the RvB people will end up fighting elites or at least a host of new character. I personally think the elite thing would be cool, but it would change RvB so much that it would be weird.

      Again just to remind you these are my thoughts, I am a fucking 14yearold for gods sake why are you even reading my journal… so yes… cool, comment on this as you wish, but we will just have to wait and see before we can know for sure.

      Season 3 fucking rules!

      P.S. Also you might be inerested to know that this weekend i am buying halo2, i already have a bottle of Jack Daniel's in my closet where my perents can't find it, for the ultimate first Halo 2 experience!

      Season 3 fucking rules!

    • A day in the life of Tristan pt. 2

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      16:40
      Caught a truck to another compound that my friends girlfriend lives in. the compound however is really new and only a quarter of it is built, so it was a perfect opportunity to do some of the most fun things we did all day.
      We got into the compound and went strait to the not nearly builtclub house (a clubhouse is a large building that is usually situated in the middle of the compound where there are restaurants, sports facilities shops and a pool for the tenants and their friends to hang out and catch a bite to eat in) well for a clubhouse this one was particularly huge, being six stories in height and really long. So what did we do, well we entered of course and searched our way up past builders and scaffolds, up past unsuspecting security guards, and up onto the roof, where we spent our time climbing around the steep platforms making fun of guards and trying not to fall off. Well the last thing we expected to happen was the guards to run into the building expecting to catch our foreign asses. The next five minutes where spent clambering down ladders, scaffolds and other ulterior motives other than the stairs so that the guards wouldn’t catch us, we ended up climbing out of a window and into a ditch where we could sneak past them and into the heart of the compounds lesser built areas.
      The next hour was comprised of us climbing scaffolds, jumping of scaffolds, attempting to steal golf carts, and having a general manhunt with the guards.
      We leave the compound with my pals girlfriend and some of her friends in tow…

      18:15
      We catch a took took (motor bike with a cart attached to the back, like a taxi) to the local mini mall type thing, after that my world was a world of Subway, Starbucks (yes both are found in China), and other assorted shops. I think the most interesting thing that happened during that whole time was me having to catch a took took back to school to get my bag. I was hanging out the back quite close to the road singing Vermilion by SlipKnot at the top of my lungs…

      23:00
      Go to friends house who lives close by and stay awake till 6 in the morning playing spiderman 2. I often wonder what it would have been like for a passer by looking throung the window at 4 in the morning only to see three white boys, sipping beer, playing spiderman, and pretending like where from the ghetto…

      6:00
      Go to sleep…

      such is life...

    • A day in the life of Tristan pt. 1

      14 years ago

      caboos3

      7:02
      Get up, have breakfast, do teeth, take a shower, get changed, fix hair, look in the mirror, and cry…tear myself away from the mirror and run to catch the bus…

      7:58
      Get to school and spend the next 7hours wishing I wasn’t at school…

      11:45
      Lunch. Ok at lunch I usually spend my time playing Fugby with friends (see photo comments) but this other guy who none of us even like lost the ball. So here there we were with nothing fun to do and extremely bored… and what gets rid of boredom better than senseless violence, ya damn right nothing does! We made up an new game called Skip em’ (see pics).
      Skip him is comprised of however many people as you want formed in a circle with a one meter long, five inch think piece of Chinese bamboo each (the next step is where this game counts). After you have you wooden projectiles you have to throw it at the person to you left as hard as you can. Now so far this may not sound like much fun but here’s the kicker, if you fail to catch the circular missile you must try to get it to the next person in line before the person behind you can, to put it simply you cant get skipped other wise you are out. This may not seem to hard to you people who have never played this, but then again you have never had to catch a bamboo stick javelin style while throwing one at the next guy.
      Injuries came and went including a significant welt to my forehead, cuts bruises and the odd black eye…

      15:40
      Out of school, yay, my two best mates and me are now on our way to the little Chinese village across the road from the campus, enter village and attempt (so hard) to get lost in the winding brick streets, unfortunately one of my friends has an awesome sense of direction and those with lesser skill (me and other buddy) got directed out.
      p.s. those who have never been to a little Chinese village and are planning to should know that all the shit left on the roads don’t always come from dogs…

      16:30
      Left the village after a very bored me watched as one of my friends haggled for a random old lady’s dog, he ended up with a price of around 6usd only to find out he couldn’t keep it.
      Ok it is now at this point that I should tell you one of me and my pals more dangerous pastimes. Ok this hobby includes two things: a moving vehicle and us… ok now say you want to get somewhere pretty close by but there aren’t any taxis near, what do you do? Well I will tell you, you run up to a speed bump, or corner, or anywhere where a truck would have to slow down. Then when you find a truck traveling in the right direction, you sprint up to it and jump in, or on its tail bar, making sure that the driver doesn’t see you. When the truck slows down near your destination you simply hop off. The only problem being if the truck doesn’t slow down at the right point you could find yourself on a truck going 60mph down a road three miles away from where you want to be, while you stand on the tail bar hanging onto the gate for dear life. Also you might like to know the trucks that we catch are at a ratio of around 3:1 in favor of cars, also they are really small and have 3 wheels… no seriously…

  • About Me

  • Comments (86)

    • harry_tyler

      12 years ago

      MORNING!

    • LordPuda LordPuda

      12 years ago

      Saintan If I die I want You To Have My Oragne Juice.

    • True_Blue

      12 years ago

      Gday

    • Dane_SFC

      13 years ago

      I know Melbourne is a shithole, but China??? Is that place much better?

    • ballistix

      13 years ago

      gday trizza

    • caboos3

      13 years ago

      him are pretty good

    • angelicfairy

      13 years ago

      nice taste in music

    • AlbnoSnowcat

      13 years ago

      H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty) Give em a listen!

    • I_am_God

      13 years ago

      can you add me as a friend, your profile is soo cool

    • Sakura18

      14 years ago

      *hugs*

    • betty1015

      14 years ago

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    • betty1015

      14 years ago

      just saying hi

    • Falcone610

      14 years ago

      helloooo

    • frostfire726

      14 years ago

      hhmmmm.... bored....thought id send you a message since your name sounded strangly familier

    • Killerz3000

      14 years ago

      rugby kicks ass

    • trisket66666

      14 years ago

      it says you live in china, ie The People's Republic of China, ie Communist China, what reasons are there for you living in China.

    • celtic_queen

      14 years ago

      lol i have a friend named tristan.... that is a name that i wouldnt expect to be so common.. go figure

    • sroble84

      14 years ago

      15.gif

    • DeathDTF

      14 years ago

      stfu show i hate people like you always thinking your better than others

    • Bloomsickle

      14 years ago

      nice band choices lol!!!!!!!

    • Blacgrail

      14 years ago

      Dogma, Unreal Tournament, Halo, RVB. You like everything I do. Now. Are you good at halo 2. I will be looking for a good challenge.

      Be my Friend and ever be happy.

    • alexthegreat

      14 years ago

      just wondering... 629 friends, but only +3 karma??? u arent here often enough.

    • kinked

      14 years ago

      Blah hi there... thought id send a msg coz ur special and im bored

    • asdfghj

      14 years ago

      meet the fockers was cool

    • caboos3

      14 years ago

      in response to breeburrito: scalp!

      in response to SneakyZapper: i always want anouther one!

      in response to sroble: that is simply the coolest thing ever...

      in response to Sarge: i am in china and i am quite a good swimmer...

      in response to Gavman: isnt everyone?

    • Gavman

      14 years ago

      bah ur all just jealous of him :P lol

    • SwordsmaN_42

      14 years ago

      hi, im just going around posting random christmas messages and wishing you good luck for the new year - congratulations - YOU GOT ONE OF MY RANDOM MESAGES!!!! =D

    • Sarge806

      14 years ago

      Wow dude you really live in China? how in the world did you get there?
      btw sweet profile and pics ^_^

      ~*Devi

    • sroble84

      14 years ago

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    • SneakyZapper

      14 years ago

      lol wow lots of friends want another one? lol

    • BreeBurrito9

      14 years ago

      GIZTACULARITY! I need your scalp!!!! PEAS AND CARROTS?!?!?!?

    • RoboEmu

      14 years ago

      Comment

    • LtPopnfresh

      14 years ago

      You have a great taste in movies. and how is it being a nomad?

    • Brick_Death

      14 years ago

      Do you just listen to music alot aswell or do you play an instrument, i play Bass

    • wolf_woodcha

      14 years ago

      HEY MAN love clockwork and n e ting by kubrick u like full metal jacket?

    • Brick_Death

      14 years ago

      Halo 2 would be funny to play while pissed or tipsy even, It'd probly make it last alot longer then the 6 hours iit took me, I play Bass guitar aswell i love it so much but i wanna eventually learn double bass, i love the sound

    • wolf_woodcha

      14 years ago

      i love clockwork orange

    • wolf_woodcha

      14 years ago

      hey man how are you im nik i love clocwork orange and n e kubrick moviees

    • Maidenfine

      14 years ago

      He probably talks to more of his friends than I do. I only have I think 4 and I've only talked to one beyond comments.

    • Zakira

      14 years ago

      first pt- YOUR NAME IS TRISTAN AND THAT ROCKS!!
      Second pt- WHY are you in china??
      Third pt- Go with the EMo look, it suits
      fourth pt- Be my friend? lol
      fifth pt- i have had a mortal combat craving for a week...much sadness.....

    • caboos3

      14 years ago

      um thanks Maidenfine...*cough* that was awkward, anyways more importantly i don't conceder my self a friend whore... more of a rocket whore

    • Maidenfine

      14 years ago

      You have a great name. You should thank your parents.

    • no_good_name

      14 years ago

      you are a friend whore...

    • Rei

      14 years ago

      I liked the movie the beach. Nobody remembers it though

    • Ace_Frehley

      14 years ago

      hello

    • fore_runners

      14 years ago

      c forerunner at the top, well my user was deleted for "cheating" well i am back and i have level 1 karma, instead of the level 15 i had before, life sucks

    • celtic_queen

      14 years ago

      that journal entry about your trouble with that chinese Taxie driver...... lol, i just have to laugh, sounds like you have some pretty wild times over there in China.

    • blackdog522

      14 years ago

      fun party

    • blackdog522

      14 years ago

      led zeppelin is the absolute god power of music

    • BlindingLime

      14 years ago

      No! Your avatar, I loved that think and now it's gone.

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