calvinsehrt

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  • Activity

    • Who, from RvB, would you be? 2.0

      in Forums > Who, from RvB, would you be? 2.0 | Follow this topic

      calvinsehrt

      If you were a RvB character who would you be and why. This can be your favorite character or it can be your personality compared to a character. Although the last one was locked for no reason, as it stayed on topic, I have started a new one.
      Strict Rules:
      1. Stay on topic
      a. at all times
      b. messages that are to a specific person should be sent via personal comment.
      2. Don't double post
      a. although it isn't a big deal to everyone, it is to most so please don't
      3. If you are new please read this: www.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2204334

      5 replies

    • Absolute Bullshit!!!!

      11 years ago

      calvinsehrt

      I have created 2 threads and, although they remain on topic, they have been locked. This is absolute bullshit. Why is my thread locked when people use it, while there are threads that no one has talked on for years still up? I don't know if it is a personal attack, because I have received those before (see previous journals) or just a coincidence.

      If it is an attack, then whom ever it is should tell me What the Fuck your problem is, seriously, there was nothing wrong with either of my threads and people stayed on topic.

      If it isn't a personal attack, then the threads that are locked should be given:

      1. a notice or warning

      2. a reason why they have been locked.

    • Best of the Trilogy

      in Forums > Best of the Trilogy | Follow this topic

      calvinsehrt

      I was wondering which of the Halo games fans liked most, or what aspects they liked about each one most. I personally think that the first Halo had the best story and Halo 3 had a better multiplayer.

      9 replies

    • Who, from RvB, would you be?

      in Forums > Who, from RvB, would you be? | Follow this topic

      calvinsehrt

      If you could be anyone from Red vs Blue then which character would you choose?

      74 replies

    • Joke of the Week

      11 years ago

      calvinsehrt

      An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

      He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. So he does.

      He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips.

      The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a handkerchief from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.

      The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.

      The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times.
      By the way, where is your restroom?"

      The bartender says:

      "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."

    • Voting

      11 years ago

      calvinsehrt

      As you know, the moderator voting is underway and I am running for Halo Forum Mod. You may not know me, but it is okay, because I will give the people what they want like deleting the Threads that no one posts in and keeping out spam and other annoying things. You may not know this, but my opponents don't want you to be happy with the site. They have been quoted saying things like:

      "I don't want you to be happy!"

      "I hate everyone on Roosterteeth."

      "Die!"

      So elect me, a great choice for Halo Forums.



      Disclaimer:
      (most said above is horseshit and should not be taken into account quotes may be false and/or made up. calvinsehrt is not responsible for anything false)

    • Shawshank Redemption

      11 years ago

      calvinsehrt

      I just recently finished reading The Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King, my favorite author, and and it was amazing. Currently reading Apt Pupil, the second of Stephen King's Different Seasons book of short stories, the first of which is The Shawshank Redemption. I have read 36 books by Stephen King and enjoyed every one of them. The best of his books I have read is probably The Stand or The Talisman. If you ever get the chance to read one of his books, then do it.

    • Idiots

      11 years ago

      calvinsehrt

      In regards to my last entry, if you don't like it then at least leave a comment there is no point in neg modding and not giving a reason, especially on a journal entry, because that isn't a forum, its free speech....

    • Halo vs Half-Life

      11 years ago

      calvinsehrt

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      This is for those die hard Halo fans that have seen the picture of Gordon Freeman ripping off the head of the Master Chief. I created this using Paint so it isn't that great.

    • Joke of the Week

      11 years ago

      calvinsehrt

      A man worked at a church as a bell ringer and every time he rang the bell it hit him in the face. No matter what he did the bell would always hit him so finally, fed up with it, he quit and moved out into the country.

      The man lived there for many years until he decided to visit his old town and on his way through he stopped at the church that he once worked at.To his surprise the priest that worked there many years before was still there.

      He met with the priest and asked, "Do you remember me?"

      The priest squinted at him for a while and finally replied,
      "No, but your face sure rings a bell."

  • Comments (99)

    • RKChibi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I see you are also a stephen king fan smiley0.gif

    • greyflame

      9 years ago

      !!Happy FU Day !!

    • Trentmann

      10 years ago

      Cal, You need to get LateeKiller started on this website.

    • Trentmann

      10 years ago

      Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States! w00t!

      Post edited 11/04/08 11:40PM

    • TEOR

      10 years ago

      LOL"terrible obviously " made me laugh dunno why :D

    • Scotticus24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      yeah, my thread got deleted too, but that's because of a ton of retards spamming the shit out of it....it needed to be closed. I don't see why yours was closed though.......

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      I did, who sponsored you?

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I thought it might help out a bit. Good idea Sir! smiley0.gif

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      Not looking so good as of now, just because I don't know of anyone that would vote for me...so I'm not sure.

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      Getting ready to go to work at 3...How's the voting going?

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      Hey what's up?

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      Whats going on?

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      lol, good times...

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      OMG...Are you ok?

    • Trentmann

      11 years ago

      ERROR!!!

    • FemSpartan

      11 years ago

      Hey, you're finally back!

      What's been going on with you and Trent? smiley1.gif

    • vondy

      11 years ago

      hey wats happenin?

    • FemSpartan

      11 years ago

      YOU'RE NEVER ONLINE ANYMORE >o

      Where have you been? Why do all of the programs for a new mac cost so much? ;o;

      Yow are you? smiley1.gifsmiley6.gif

    • FemSpartan

      12 years ago

      Hey, how's school?
      smiley1.gif

    • FemSpartan

      12 years ago

      Who did those covers for the RvB dvds? They did a much better job than the actual graphic designer.

    • FemSpartan

      12 years ago

      Hey, how's it been?

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Calvin, I wasn't in English today because I was in the votech!!!!

    • FemSpartan

      12 years ago

      That joke (aug 25th) is the GREATEST I have heard in a heluva long time! What are Heat Days (saw you mention it on Trent's profile)?

    • asianpie

      12 years ago

      EtotheN is having a contest. If you participate say that I sent you:)

      http://www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1770784

      Sorry if this is a litle bit like spam

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Ya, I know. I think I stay in the votech for the whole half day!

    • Stalinboy

      12 years ago

      hey man

    • Enne

      12 years ago

      I smells religion drama.

    • UGotGlocked

      12 years ago

      So you use it as a crutch basically to comfort you in your life so that one day, if you just so happen to die (which is inevitable anyway), just before you die you'll think "hey, I'm going to heaven...or hell. OH FUCK I'M GOING TO HELL!!!!"

      Meh, sounds shitty.

    • UGotGlocked

      12 years ago

      I don't claim any religion, at all. Atheism is a claim to a religious stand point, where-as I have none. I just hate all of them and wish that they would go away. We should all honestly be beyond the worship of flying spaghetti monsters by now.

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Funny blonde joke…
      There are three pregnant women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. To break the silence the brunette says "apparently the position you do when you have sex determines the sex of the baby, I was on top so I'm having a boy". The redhead then adds "Well I was underneath so that means I'm having a girl". The blonde then says worryingly "Oh shit, I'm having puppies".

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      I'm stuck in Folsom Prison....good song(I'm listening to it right now!)

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      I know, I couldn't leave you hanging on your journal. Same that you did for me.

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Ya I'm trying to save up, but i guess I could give you 1. I'll give you more when I get more. I don't want to be left with 0.

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      3 now...why?

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      2....why?

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Ya, I'm good at history if it is actually something interesting...some of it is really boring...It has to be like a war going on or something for me to be at 100% effort in history.

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      My favorite class this year is probably going to be my vocational school class the first 3 hours of the day.

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Ya, I'm glad we have English together too, but it is not my best subject though.

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      I'm ready but I don't want to go back yet. You?

    • sponge_lord

      12 years ago

      thanks for changin the kids name, lol

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Hey Calvin look what I got you!

    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      12 years ago

      happy dance :)
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXQPedb0dhI

    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      12 years ago

      So all happy on the modding front?

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Wow that doesn't happen much smiley7.gif

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Calvin's home from work already smiley10.gif

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      www.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2199168


      This is the link for the Movie Elimination game!

    • Trentmann

      12 years ago

      Can you help me out with my mods? Please?

    • Caboose_91

      12 years ago

      is someone still neg moding u

    • CabooseMyGod

      12 years ago

      lol, I kind of guessed that...

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