canon_fodder

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    • What the Fruitcake with poppy seeds....

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Ok I've just gone through my Profile and whats meant to go into the Screen Name slot, and What is the Gametag bit as well......

      I try to pretend i came first at the school of learning how to recognise random things on the net...but really i came 6th its not my fault i was always saving New York from Weird people with weird fetishes....like the guy with the 'Tentacles'.....*shudders*



      *keeps shuddering*



      *shudders then heaves cause he remembers the all girls school incedent*



      By Me

    • Mod Points

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      I've officially run out of mod points....... Yah no more guilt


      Also I'd like to thank Laid_to_Rest and Hatred_Angel for giving so many mods....... if theres anyone else who has giving lots of mods my bad for not saying your name....

      Bye


      Ok people i now have more mod points..... so i'll have to find out the reason for the extra..... though my new occupation is Mod givererer..... thats right you heard me......



      On a Similar note io'm getting WoW to look at.... i'd like some peoples comments on it

    • Anyone Out There.......

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Helloooooooo....Can Anyone Hear Me......



      Anyone???



      I'm planning on giving away my last 8 mod points to the last comment i see in this journal when i get up tomorrow morning at 6:30am...for school.....damn school....... grumble grumble...old people have it easy......grumble grumble........... just go to sleep whenever they want....grumble..........

    • My Cousin

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      This is a post that has come about because of a random searching of my computers images..... leading me to my cousins 18th birthday.

      For all that don't know I come from a large Extended family..... I have 11 Uncles and Aunts on my Dad'ss side and 4 on my Mum's side. This doesn't include all of my various cousins...from 1st cousins to ones i only met at 60th anniversaries of some distant relatie thats related to my grandmothers sister....or some such..... not really related at all.

      When i say that my cousin Tom (Harris) has shaped me into what i am today.... or at least part of it, its not because he was the only cousin i could look up to. It was because he was the most deserving in my eyes.

      From a very young age he has been there to look out for me, and when we were young he was the person i looked to for guidance whenever i could. That being said he hasn't had such a active roll in my life for the past 4 years, he has always been there to give a reassuring word. He is the one that showed me the humor in futurama, and the fun of Starcraft, We had the most fun on my Nan's Farm as young kids playing as anything from Indy's to O'Neill's (Yes i know both are similar but set in vastly different times) We had Lightsaber fights with PVC pipes, he had a thicker Orange one that would snap the weaker white ones after 3 or 4 hits, i fought anyway. looking back on my life he has been there when i wanted to laugh, when i wanted someone to tell me to stop without making it sound like a command.

      In short he is the reason i am who i am today, without his guidance when i was 5-10 i would never have gotten this life.


      I suppose your wondering why i am writing this, and the truth be told i'm wondering why as well. I suppose its a sort of theraputic thing.
      If you can make sense of what i wrote down, congrads, if not, story of my life.

      You can see a few pics of him in my images Section



      Signed Lesbian Love Child

      Current Music: Let Go, Frou Frou, Garden State Soundtrack

    • I'm Back

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      And i'm Back in the room.....


      Hey peoples i'm back if you wanted to know...... the cupcakes were wonderful thanks for sending them all everyone....if you didn't send me one i hate you......

      jokin of course.......



      Does anyone watch Scrubs????

      I only got halfway through season 4 which sucks cause now its taking Days and Days to Download the rest of it.....


      NOTE# Does anyone know How to read Chinese/Japanese...i got a necklace i found in my room and i can't remember how i got it let alone what it says....if anyone does send me a message or something and i'll post the pic of it.....

    • King Kong..... The review

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Well the movie starts out...ohh right whether it was good or not?


      ok well the movie was deffinately dirrected by peter jackson.....some of the shots are deffinately from lord of the rings....

      every character plays the parts a lot better than i thought they would....Jack Black expecially..... i have't seen the original movie...but this one has to out shine it....for many reasons.... partly the CG excellent.... wonderful......

      The storyline has been beefed up to tell the story of Anne.....the women....the only women character who doesn't speak jibberish....you know King Kongs love interest....yeh she is a much fuller character in the way of storyline...nothing dirty......


      overall good movie i'll give it a 4 1/2 out of 5......... some things like some of the fighting with King Kong could have gone on for less time....but.....yeah


      Signed Lesbian Love Child...


      P.S. sorry its so undetailed...its been a week i can't remember everything.... Sorry it took so long Skinny Kyle......


      WATCH IT EVERYONE!!!!!

    • King Kong

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      I saw King Kong today.

      Thought it was excellent.

      Full review tomorrow when i has enough energy to speak some words


      #EDIT:
      Yeh i was going to but i got lazy and watched firefly instead......

      I'll do it tomorrow....

      or maybe Wednesday....

      #EDIT2:
      Or maybe saturday...possibly.......
      if i can be bothered...which seems unlikely

    • Chrissy

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Ok what are people getting for chrissy....if you can be bothered enter in.....


      Thats if you don't know what Santa is bringing you....

      He's bringing me Stargate Atlantis Season 1 and Stargate SG 1 Season 4.....
      no wait me sisters giving me those.....

      I don't know what santa's getting me......DAMN


      Signed Lesbian Love Child

    • Driving

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Well i'm off for the moment to go for a drive.......... wish me luck...and if you lie in Australia stay off the roads..... i need to warn you that i can't drive at all....


      Signed Lesbian Love Child

    • Music Tour

      13 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Ok everyone....I am officially back from music tour.... I got back yesterday but i was to fucked to do anything but sit infront of the TV and watch the extended Two Towers.....

      Music Tour 101 Report:

      We played at little kids school (i.e. Primary School.... or whatever you new fangolded US's call it....5-12 or so)

      We played to Little Kids schools in gippsland (Central Victoria, Australia, Earth [Incase your an alien accessing our internet and are to stupid to realise your accessing Earths internet...get off our internet....damn you....])

      We stayed at one place the whole tour.... Catherine Creek Camp.... Excellent staff...the place is a little run down, cause they owners got it like in march..... Food was good for the price etc..... Go there if your a teacher and need a place to send all your school students.....

      We had a drummer from a Band called "The Rex Wicked" play instead of our regular drummer cause our regular drummers in India at the moment...... If you live in Vic....ring up Triple J and request The Rex wicked..... Do it now i say

      At one of the primary schools little 6-7 year olds ran up to our Bass Saxophone player and asked her to sex them up......thats a direct quote "Sex me up Baby".....BTW she's 18...... uhh then another lot of 6-7 years came up to us and shouted random jibberish like......."Ahhh Shhefdsfjeklfjkdlfa" then run off (Note the random jibberish is not a dirct quote)........ One of them called me cool...or said i rocked couldn't really understand him........

      There was a staff member who was the same age as me...sorry she's actually 17....... anyway we all (by that i mean 6 of us)....(Including the Drummer from Rex Wicked....whos name is Jarred Bretnall) put a pot of something like $100 if they could get lucky with Jemma (the name of the chick)...one of the clauses was they had to get her pregnant....one of my more disgusting friends made that one up.... unfortunately no one got the prize.....

      On the last night we convinced the teachers to let us stay up late to play poker....my friend (Jesse Burton) lost from a lead of 280 chips..... (there are 300 all up).... ahhh thats about it

      I slept for around 27 hours in 72......... maybe more hours of time and less of sleep......


      Ohh and i almost forgot, on the first night i apparently mumbled in my sleep......."Ohh Kimberly".....whos a girl in the school Choir.....quite attractive...so not for me.....i can never get the attractive ones...anyway...my friends completely embarrassed me in front of all the year 12's.....meh... Toby..... (The disgusting one) got hold of my "thoughts Book" were i write down idea's for movies and like like and read out a particularly depressed poem i wrote.... to kimberly....


      Ok well i have no energy i will probably edit this in the morning cause there will be things in it i don't want people to read but....


      Night


      Signed Lesbian Love Child


      #EDIT: I got a lot of mod points....so talking to me might get you a few..... just so you know

      Thats all i changed in this.....

  • Comments (1458)

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Oh, it doesn't cost anything- I've already got in frequent use. You just round up the posse.

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      I'll grab Mighty Joe Whacking Stick. It's got all the optional extras that the old stick had, including ebola, with the bonus of being really mighty and having a name! Great for pop and emo kids!

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Tell you what, we'll round up a posse so that we can hit him with sticks. With nails in them. And glass. And ebola.

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      The guy was Shannon Knoll, and when he turned up to one of my brothers parties aparently he was a grade A fuck face

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      There seem to be a bunch of famous swamps in movies, any of which I you may have trudged through, As well as the Princess Bride one there is Yoda's one and and one from Lord Of The Rings. Okay, I screwed myself there because I can't think of any more.

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Yeah, I might give up on my quest i fI don't know where I'm going or how to get there so I'll just wing it from now on.

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Okay, I got over 50 now all I need is to find somewhere to enroll....

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Does that job pay well? Because, you know, sounds like a pretty cushy one. I'm sure I could do it. How long is the apprenticeship or do you need a tafe certificate or something?

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Oooh, you should feel so special. A journal entry all about you!

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Ahh, you kids with you MTV and interweb. Back in my day we had dirt. And we were happy with dirt let me tell you, never wanting for anything. Spoiled, thats what you are. Spoiled rotten by your no doubt hippie parents
      It's a good thing that I changed my birth certificate so that the Sunset Robots won't be around for another 20 years soes that I can keep an eye on yous kids.

    • snwbrdr642

      13 years ago

      dude calm down, your not gunna get banned, i don't even care about mod points, i was just doing it for fun

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      OOOOO! I feel so special, getting the signiture! I shall treasure it forever. Upon my death it shall be placed in my tomb, because I gonna get one of them big rgyptian pointy buggers, where it shall keep me company in the afterlife

    • max16

      13 years ago

      Please enter my comp

    • max16

      13 years ago

      ALLL!!! Except 3. it was kind of lacking.

    • the_damaged1

      13 years ago

      about four or five days ago
      i hear i may be seeing you on monday

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      I have no idea what iono means, so that paragraph made absolutly no sence.
      For quotes, go to wikiquote.com and type discworld- someone else did all the looking for you

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      It all seems very personal and professional the way you sign the bottom of your post. Know that I have decreed it appreciated.
      Go forth and do things that you must go forth to do resident of Fourecks

    • lexie

      13 years ago

      hey my lesbian love child friend, im fabulous. getting ready 4 my skool formal oh yaaa. cuz its on sat.... but ya how are things 4 u much luv later...

      the bi freak

    • Gozza

      13 years ago

      There's actually a film about 'he died with a falafal in his hand'??? I've read the book while I was over in Aussie but I never knew about that... should check it out.

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      u need to use this site more man...ur profile is gathering mould

      Post edited 11/21/05 11:28PM

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      i bet you didnt see that spanish coming

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      Hola mi amigo! como estas?
      ah si senor vos idiota, yo quiero xbox 360!

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      i alreayd knew that one

    • max16

      13 years ago

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    • max16

      13 years ago

      i can do alot more then that..

    • max16

      13 years ago

      i see you in red

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      i actually have mod points now

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      and grandma tastes like mouldy fish ^.^

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      chipmunks taste like grandma

    • TheSaw

      13 years ago

      haha what can i say, im lucky like that

    • TheSaw

      13 years ago

      Full Metal Panic = totally worth buying im pretty sure frys and best buy have it...but i dont know if either of those stores is anywhere near you haha i dont know about Full Metal Alchemist tho... i just record the episodes off of adult swim when i can catch them, but yeah thats the deal haha anime is for sure a major finance vacuum :( oh well ive got anime on demand :)

    • KILLBOT4000

      13 years ago

      Dude you better be able to do better than that. C'mon.

    • max16

      13 years ago

      You have been awarded the mega strong arm award. Crush your enemies skulls with your biceps, just like master chef wood. !!!!.
      Awardman.jpg

    • canon_fodder

      13 years ago

      the chipmunks, they have me under there spell.... no i will risist you, i'm not have deliriums anymore i will resist....... gahhaahahahaha *weird noises* all your nuts are belong to us

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      lol...chipmunks, they are scary, they tell me my grandma tastes like chicken, and its scares me how they know, eugh, im too goddamn sugar high to be online right now..

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???)

      Don't Shoot The Messenger

    • lexie

      13 years ago

      ok well since uve lost respect 4 me i guess ill tell u now im trying 2 quit. and so far its sgoing well but ya

    • lexie

      13 years ago

      hi alex how r u. ya it was way gross and i would kill them but thye buy me smokes

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      yo alex, u'll probably log onto the site in I.T, and your prob. wondering y im not at skool, the thing is i got a shitload of work to do before the end of this week lol and need a day off to do it...

    • lexie

      13 years ago

      nope it was hetro

    • Join_The_SHC

      13 years ago

      Yeah its alright to have more than one character

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      thanx 4 the cd dude, nethin else that u mite want???

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      yeh thats okay dood, remember i want coldplays nu album as well coz my version was corrupt and im not downloading 96mb again on 56k

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      alex is a poo..bum...err...dammit...i....have..the....mental...capacity..of ...a...3...year...old...lol
      .Rob

    • canon_fodder

      13 years ago

      hey rob bring the used on monday and i'll release the cd to you unharmed......
      if not i could get angry and make shirekens..... you never know what might go wrong

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      u were supposed to burn some music for me too i seem to remember, i hope i will have it on monday

    • canon_fodder

      13 years ago

      well i find your not coming to school very disturbing....like the band... i want the used off of you...ashlea said i could borrow it and you don't have it at school cause you weren't there.......by the way the fight didn't go ahead, for various reasons mainly the pussy year 10's were to scared.....
      Damn you rob....

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      peek a boo! i missed the school bus today, so alas i am not at skool, lol, oh well, heres mod points coz i can
      .Rob

    • Laid_To_Rest

      13 years ago

      sneaky bugger, the sane one, damn you, lol. :-P
      .Rob

    • player_Kojak

      13 years ago

      i came up with the story myself

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