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    • A Joke for my many Fans......

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Hey if you've heard this already my bad (as gansters say)...

      How Many members of the bush administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

      Seven

      1. One 2 deny that the light bulb needs to be replaced

      2. One 2 attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.

      3. One 2 blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb.

      4. one 2 arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

      5. One 2 get together with Vice President Cheney & figure out how 2 pay Halliburton Industries $1 million for a light bulb.

      6. One 2 arrange a photo-op session showing bush changing the light bulb in a flight-suit & wrapped in an American flag.

      7. & one 2 explain 2 bush the difference between screwing a light bulb & screwing the Country.

    • Hey, its a monday afternoon

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      As it says in the Journal name..... its a monday afternoon..... i still have a hangover from Production Party....(t'was me last year in me schools production....) and though the times were happy the weather wasn't.... i believe several women found comfort in my jacket, though i never seemed to be wearing it at the time.....
      Don't ask why i just wrote that i felt i had to........ also i was bored and i shit like i slept on a bedpost.....and on sunday i felt like i'd slept in the Atlantis ocean....... (its been raining constantly in good ol' Victoria, Australia.....)

      From the weird and delightful....(i hope) Alex......(Not Rob).......thats to say this isn't rob typing it it's alex......dot dot dot

    • hEY

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      hEY i'm at work and i have nothing to do so i thought i would create a journal entry to annoy you people who actually want to read journal entries........like myself.............................................................



      What else can i say.......... anyone know when strangerhood is coming out next...........

    • Hey everyone........

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Ok I'm currently in my IT class doing boring Spreadsheets......... i swear the most basic stuff..........


      But anyway that riddle from me last journal entry was a Riddle rom the Hobbit.....i can't be bothered getting the actual riddle right now..............

      Anyway....................... Hello......................Ummmmmmm well thats all from me here at bumsville............(that was a rather poor attempt at a joke by the way)...........


      Also this is alex speaking

    • Hello.........no new alerts i feel sad

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Hello everyone

      How are you all.................. i'm bored so i thought i would type up a message saying hello............................


      The question today is:
      Fish..........now guess the riddle......
      if you have an answer call me on 1800 CRAZY.com.au

    • eugh!

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      goddamit, episode 56 of RvB was such a cliffhanger at the end and i was expecting 57 to come out this weekend but noooo! ah wellz i will be thanking RT very much when they do bring it out, excusing their lateness of course...GODDAMIT I WANT 57 NOW!
      .Rob

    • peekaboo!

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Eugh
      i hate mondays,
      Yea it;s me Rob again, i have a shitload of homework ahead of me and im currently downloading RvB ep56...
      peace out my fellow oxygen wasters!
      .Rob

    • hey y'all

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Hey ya'll
      I'm up listening to Lamb of god n eating a tub of ice cream(coz i can) so ya, I got bored and decided to come on the site for a bit of a look around hehehehe
      .Rob

    • Rob is up very late on a sugar high

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      woah!!! my finger can twitch!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
      i drank too much coffee and indulged in too many tiny teddies(TINY TEDDIES ARE ADDICTIVE!) and now im bouncing off the walls!....if only i had alcohol right now....dammit.....anyways i suppose ill do wat alex is goin as well to avoind too much confusion...and by the way....i did not nick the password u gave it to me fool! :-P

    • Wehowehowehoweho

      14 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Thats right everyone try to disconnect as fast as you can Alex is here.....the greater of 2 evils...(also the stupiderererererererererer..............weho) anyway.....it's me alex not Rob...(who's the lesser of 2 evils)............ just to avoid confusion i decided to put up a journal entry everytime i get on.....lol

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