canon_fodder

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  • Activity

    • Its Decided

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      I am going to do something like this for my wedding (if I ever have one)

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0&NR=1&feature=fvwp

      And yes, Jarrad I am upset you didn't do this! I would have been one of the Ushers throwing the paper in the air at the start.

    • New Years

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      So its a new year, I completely forgot to kiss a girl at midnight and I have yet to decide on a new years resolution.

      Any suggestions??

      I should point out that this next part is quite rambly, and then ends abruptly, I will write up a proper journal sometime...

      My Christmas was filled with christmas presents and family, which was fun, though a little short lived, it passed me by to quickly and my parents were off on the next leg of their journey (Egypt). I was also off to Berlin for New Years, tagging along behind Liam, half asleep at 1am, walking through the deserted streets of London, quite an experience.
      Berlin is Amazing, not only is there an amazing amount of things that have happened in the last 20 years alone, they have a rocking New Years, and They have Fireworks! me and Liam blew up a bunch of snow men.... soo much fun!

      Finally back in London and looking forward to the new year!

    • Finished

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      I would firstly like to apologise, I wasn't in a good frame of mind last night.

      So yeah... it was drunken talk.

      again apologises.

      Moving on.

      Just finished The Gathering Storm.
      omg!
      It was better than I could ever have hoped for. and I have been seeking it for way too long!

    • Just got fucking robbed!

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      I regret most of these words.
      But out of my hatred of actually destroying anything I will leave these words with a strikethrough. a warning for myself in the future.


      I FUCKING GAVE THEM MY IPOD AND 5 POUND!

      THETY SHOULD NEVER MESS WITH AN AUSSIE! I WILL FUCK THEM UP! THEY HAVE NO IDEA THE ANGER THEY HAVE BROUGHT UPON THEM!
      I just got to fucking find them

      and this isn;t drunken talk. I have 6 yrs of anger held within my chest and these mother fuckers who lied and stole my stuff are going to fucking get it....

      If i ever see them again.

      Also I got punched in the face, by one of the mother fuckers I rthink. shows how good they are... can't fucking hurt an Aussie.
      I wiil end them.

      NOTHING will stop me.


      except for a good nights sleep.

    • Wheel of Time

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      So I just got The Gathering Storm in the mail. Firstly Amazon Rocks! I wish we had one in Aus.

      Secondly I am soo! remiss to even start reading it.

      It's 766 pages long, without the glossary, 783 all up.

      I just can't believe its here. Sorta like finding a naked lady in your bed (one you know obviously, otherwise it would be scary!) I just don't know if I am dreaming or not.


      Could be the beer I was drinking at the Uni bar. I SO love not having to drive too uni. I can drink anytime I want.

      WOOO!

      But yeah, So excited for this book, when I get around too it.

    • Dollhouse

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      Just watched Season 2 episode 4 (the latest one one)
      OMFG!
      That was fucking hardcore.

      Does anyone else watch it? I would like to discuss it with someone.

    • I have body pain.

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      The name says it all. I blame england. Australia would never have given me this problem! damn you England!

    • Making a List

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      And Checking it twice

      So I just made a List (ie last night at like 2am. go science!)

      here it is.

      Monday - Castle
      Tuesday - NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles
      Wednesday - Glee
      Friday - Sanctuary, Stargate Universe, Psych, Dollhouse

      UPDATE!
      Watched Universe. Strong opener. Didn't carry the intensity of the first 40 minutes over to the end, and a big moment wasn't as emotional as I think it was meant to be. Elli Wallace (the Computer Nerd) is an amazing character, just the right amount of childlike innocence etc. Definitely not a Mckay, or a Carter, which is good. Infact I can fairly easily say that none of the characters are carbon copies of any previous incarnation.
      Having said all this, I don't know if it is everyones cup of tea. It's got a very steampunk sort of feel, lots of well steam coming out when things happen etc. personally love that aesthetic so its right up my alley. and the strong character development is another thing I love, it seems like its going to deliver on its promise of arc storytelling rather than episodic vignettes as are the standard for Sci Fi's and previous Stargates. (disregarding Battlestar and others of that ilk)

      There are some problems though, small things for the main part, I don't see how they will compensate for the lack of people... there seems to be too few people on the ship for the show too work... But they might be able to figure something out. Supplies, it is stated at the start that they have... 28 weapons including pistols... how are they going to work with that limited an amount... it also begs the question how much ammo do they have? maybe 3times as many clips. possibly a little more if they got a crate of equipment through.

      Since the opener is a 3 parter, I will be able to get some of the answers too that next friday (hopefully)
      Anyway, its way past my bedtime. Off to see my cousin for a belated birthday celebration.


      That is 8 shows that I am aware of at the moment...

      I just realised I missed Burn Notice.
      Ok thats fine, its on break. I don't have to worry yet.

      Any other shows I should be looking at?
      Yes? No?
      Please give me some insight.

    • Has landed.

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      and is feeling ill. way to go England. make my life miserable when I finally get here.

      Turning in for the night. might give some of you a bell in the morning (i'm looking at your glod) catch you round.

      Canon

    • WOO!

      9 years ago

      canon_fodder

      I got my visa! It rocks my socks off!

  • Comments (1458)

    • LizVicious

      9 years ago

      True. But Kate was hotter haha.
      Tony luuuuurves Ziva.
      Oooooer. /teenager.

      Agreed. The stories are quite elaborate...\

    • Gecko_12

      9 years ago

      Only douchey crappy ones
      but yes thats something wooden spoons do have over plastic spatulas
      Cept wooden spoons char and go icky as well

    • Phoenix

      9 years ago

      And then you wont be able to bring them home because they wont work here... :P

    • Glod

      9 years ago

      I beg to differ.

    • Gecko_12

      9 years ago

      Neither do plastic spatulas!!!

    • Glod

      9 years ago

      The Belgariad and the Malloreon were terrible. They weren't that exciting. There are some brilliant fantasy writers out there, but in my opinion Eddings wasn't one of them.

    • Glod

      9 years ago

      Mills & Boon is SUPPOSED to be predictable and unexciting. Fantasy is not.

    • Phoenix

      9 years ago

      Also, I will of course be playing all of these games and constantly sending you emails telling you that they are the greatest thing in the world. It will make you jealous :P

    • MineIsAnEvil

      9 years ago

      Thats awesome. Makes it easier to work out with other people. =P

      It will be a weekend of course, so Jarrad wont be having to go to work... He may have to work Saturday, but at least then he can come home and have fun with us. =)

      We will work something out. A Friday or a Saturday in the upcoming weeks...

    • MineIsAnEvil

      9 years ago

      Don't do that...

      Any other time would have been fine, except for this week/weekend.

      Actually, that is a lie. I am often busy. but i so enjoy seeing you.

      Besides, we will organise that gaming night soon... After Monday I am free as a bird, so it really depends on all y'all... Plus whether Jarrad is working or not.

      When are you free?

    • MineIsAnEvil

      9 years ago

      You can if you want... But I actually have an exam on Monday, and I am not really prepared for it, so I will really need to be studying rather than having fun... =/

      Sorry dude, bad timing!

      =(

    • Phoenix

      9 years ago

      They didn't destroy it in the end because there was something on the planets surface that they wanted. Which they excavated in Halo 3

      And that sounds like an awesome idea... When are your exams over?

      Also, what about Mass Effect 2? I know that and Final Fantasy XIII are the two games I am itching to play the most, both due out around October-ish... Along with ODST :)

      I might have to take a month or so off of work :P

    • FJewel

      9 years ago

      Maybe it was my trick to get you to log off and leave me alone?

    • LizVicious

      9 years ago

      Yay! :D

    • LizVicious

      9 years ago

      Hahahaha!
      That would actually be pretty kickarse. :P

    • LizVicious

      9 years ago

      I resisted the urge.. it was hard... but I am quite proud of myself ...Don't tell bernard I said that. :P
      LOL In the FB search bar I caught my self typing 'matr' then 'apol' then 'berna' before finally typing chris.
      ...well I found it funny. how many names can one person have!?

      I can't believe you're leaving. No more guitar hero hoodie. Oh the humanity. :(

    • LizVicious

      9 years ago

      Of course that's where I thought you meant. This IS me we're talking about.
      Such a ladies man canon.

    • LizVicious

      9 years ago

      I have no doubts they were. :D

    • LizVicious

      9 years ago

      Oh, I don't know. The mental image of you in a suit makes me smile.
      I'm sure you'd look very suave. ;)

    • luggagegirl

      9 years ago

      Ah man! You KNOW how bad I am at keeping secrets. I'm going to have to try SO hard not to mention the reason for your party when I see you at work :-(

    • Nixorbo

      9 years ago

      The tagline "You know how it ends" or somesuch lends credence, to me, to the Fall of Reach game. The question is, FPS, RTS, 3rd person shooter, action platformer, what?

    • FJewel

      9 years ago

      SansSerif fonts are better for screen reading as the eye doesn't need the serifs to lead onto another word (so you can write an essay in Arial and it'll be easier on the eye to read than Times New Roman)

      Serif fonts are better for paper reading, due to the little flare helping move your eye on. If you wrote a book for example in all Arial font, people's eyes would hurt after reading a certain amount of pages

      Papyrus and Comic Sans just annoy people cause they're overused. I'm not so bothered about Comic Sans, just when used in excess. And I saw a PS3 game the other day done totally in Papyrus. When it was about Ireland. And ghosts. I saw no link to Egypt there...

    • Glod

      9 years ago

      And that is why I am NEVER moving to melbourne.

    • luggagegirl

      9 years ago

      Aha well, as to that, may I direct you to the following post from Rob (can't remember how to link to a specific post, so I've used good ole fashioned C&P :-D):

      * Importand thread related Discworld News *

      I got an email today announcing that early bird tickets for the 2010 discworld convention are now available from DWCon.org at a special rate of £45 until June. The convention is on the August bank holiday weekend (27-30th of August) at the Birmingham Hilton Metropole (by the N.E.C.)

      So far the only confirmed guest is Sir Terry... but several of the members already signed up may be familiar...

      ...
      A149 Faith
      A150 Mari Fletcher
      A151 Ulisa Fletcher
      A152 Feyd
      A153 Nudge
      A154 Luggagegirl
      ...

      Hope to see you there! (which reminds me I should put up some of the photo links form last time.)

      Emboldeningness added for emphasis xx

    • luggagegirl

      9 years ago

      Sooooo, will you be attending the DW conference 2010 while you're over here? I think you should, it's only fair! ;-)

    • FJewel

      9 years ago

      That's not groping, that's pointing and possible chance of French Kissing.

    • FJewel

      9 years ago

      You being groped by a guy?

      Link me! :D

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Nono, see that's the point. I can always spam a good story out provided I actually force myself to sit down and write. It's the editing bit that eludes me. Which is why I'm attempting this in the first place. If I can actually get to a point where I can write at a decent pace and have it make sense? Brilliant.

    • SloeBombFizz

      9 years ago

      I was going to copy-pasta my standard Welcome to Limbo letter for random friend requests... and then I looked a little closer.

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Yeah, I know what you mean. I've always left stuff to the last minute. I keep thinking "Ah that's months away" and then those months fly by and I'm still "I've got months... oh shit. Two weeks? Shit. Argh"

      I'm doing it again with this thing I'm trying to do as well... which is sad because it's self imposed! Baz fail!

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I'd take your course so I had to write... but study and I? We don't get along well.

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Those damned assignments. They're bastards.

    • FJewel

      9 years ago

      It might be a space, not an underscore

    • MineIsAnEvil

      9 years ago

      Yes it does. I have decided it does. So too bad.

      =P

      Besides, I didn't just add capitals anywhere... I wrote one word in capitals... That doesn't completely count. =P

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Way to respond to yourself in response to me. Well done :P

      How the fuck did we end up on that derailed train of conversation anyway?

    • canon_fodder

      9 years ago

      That is true!

      Very very true.

      I am confused about what was being talked about.

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      That would imply that you do know what you're talking about.. and I've seen no proof of this :P

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Are you saying I'm obscure? Damn right!

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      And now more people know about them because you're telling me and anyone who reads my comments about....actually, I see your point. :D

    • Glod

      9 years ago

      I do not recall yelling at you... this is all lies and libel! LIES!!

      ;-)

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      So am I, about to go sleep. I've heard it's the new thing y'see. Add you to msn for future reference and because forum messages occasionally take too long to be answered. IM. Email for the ADHD. Haha.

      They can't be all that secretive if people have heard of them :P

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Who the hell are the "Secretive Zapativan's"

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Unrelated, how loudly would you complain if I added you to my msn?

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Makes sense for the government to fear me, I mean If I wasn't a lazy bastard I would rule the world by now :D

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I pity any person who ever tries to study my dreams!

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      You and me both man, I mean they're MY dreams and they terrify me. My subconsious may hate me. Possibly :D

    • bernardblack

      9 years ago

      they gave him cyclopses optic blasts, put katanas in his wrists and left out simple character points such as making smartass comments while he kills people...

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Thanks. Yeah I thought hiding the nature of the zombies was a cool idea. I like zombies, but I want new zombies, so when I continue the story with the next thousand words journal I think I'll continue this story instead of a new one.

      As for the sentences, yeah I'm not surprised about that, because I tend to write the way I think the story out. Which is partially why I'm attempting this, if I can get some tips on making sense that'd help me to no end :D

      It's funny, this story came from a fucked up kinda dream I had a couple weeks ago but it didn't fade when I woke. So I thought I'd run with it.

    • Glod

      9 years ago

      Oo wow Canon, that wasn't even as angry as I am capable of getting.

      I can be a moody person, and I have my moments, but I just get very loud and passionate sounding... it's all really just hot air. No bite at all, nothing to be scared of. Lol, but it's ok, focus on my cute funny side.

    • Glod

      9 years ago

      LOL, chill, I can take a joke as well as the next person.

      Sorry I missed you on chat this evening... was wasting time away from the comp!

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