capnbirdman Likes Stars

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from Norman, OK

  • Activity

    • Not Dead

      3 years ago

      capnbirdman

      I did watch all of Avatar and The IT Crowd while I was on hiatus, so there's that at least.

    • Have We Done This One Yet?

      4 years ago

      capnbirdman

      v2 full transition in t-minus two(ish) hours...
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    • Le X-Files

      4 years ago

      capnbirdman

      So I started watching The X-Files for the first time a little while ago, paused at Jersey Devil (because I got busy and that episode fucking blows), started up again, and now I find myself about 1/3 of the way through the second season...wanting to burn all of Mulder's ties in a fiery dungeon. The 90s hurt my eyeballs.

    • There Are 251 Pokémon

      4 years ago

      capnbirdman

      Anytime pokémon games come up in real life and friends and I get into a conversation about who our favorites are, which the best team is for which situation, etc., I need to start stating ahead of time that I don't recognize the existence of pokémon created past the second generation.
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      What are there, eight billion that I have to recognize now if we count every iteration of the game?
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    • What Is It Good For?

      4 years ago

      capnbirdman

      I need to declare war on @darkonedrei. I have logged 55 hours into Civ 5 at this point. Since fucking Saturday. Has some of that time been accrued without me fully paying attention as I deal with clients coming in or calling at work? Sure. But the vast majority has been spent with me actively playing. @Shadow_Hound even tried to bring my attention to my poor sleeping habits one night when he saw I was still up at 3AM playing.

      And then I played for another hour.
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      Also, I'm starting to way overreact on behalf of my civ. I'm playing as the Celts and we quickly dominated Europe, founded Catholicism, and let that shit spread. Hard. I've just found out one of my annexed cities allowed a citizen to convert to Buddhism. There was an audible gasp followed by the quick purchase of a missionary and then an Inquisitor so I could religiously cleanse the city.

      I just had to use the phrase "religiously cleanse the city" to describe my actions in a video game.
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      Oh, and @LUCASthe3RDj, you might enjoy this part: I own the tiny island representing Great Britain and Ireland, thus making Wales/Cymru part of my empire. Elizabeth I has been a real snotty bitch to me lately and I just got nukes.

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    • Poké Sorting Hat?

      4 years ago

      capnbirdman

      @Zatch @Zack @zack and I are in a heated lukewarm debate. Which house would Charizard be sorted into if pokémon were to be sorted? My vote goes to Gryffindor, but Zatch for some reason thinks Ravenclaw. (Probably because Zatch is consistently wrong...it's almost like it's his favorite pastime or something.)
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      Furthermore, is Squirtle a Hufflepuff? I think so. Abra is definitely a Ravenclaw. But I ask you, two other people who will read this journal, what are your thoughts and where would your favorite pokémon be sorted?

      In closing, impromptu rave time:
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    • Son of a Bitch

      4 years ago

      capnbirdman

      I may need some form of cursing counseling. I'm at work and wasting time by reading an article on how to make my workspace more ergonomic. I was at a part about what I have to continuously do in addition to buying shit...and just read one of the lines about posture as "Don't slouch: this is an obvious one, but is pretty fucking hard for some of us to remember." That's not how the line went. My brain is inserting curse words into text now. I can't quite tell if that's terrible or awesome. Hopefully I'm just never asked to read anything aloud in a class or group setting. Ever again.

      Unrelated Ayoade gif because I can:
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    • 42

      5 years ago

      capnbirdman

      I've only got 4% left of Karma Level 42. It's been a good one, being the answer and whatnot. I'll blame my extended hiatus on a subconscious desire to remain at the level longer. Totally has nothing to do with real life. At all. We should play video games together soon, my good people of the internet. Possibly Minecraft so @Shadow_Hound will simmer the fuck down.

      Until then, back to statistics homework.

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    • Somebody Buy This Car

      5 years ago

      capnbirdman

      It deserves to be loved.

      On second thought, who are we kidding? It's probably been gone for a week now. I can't believe you thought it was still an option. You're ridiculous. Go evaluate your life choices.
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      ^Applies both to your having not bought this car immediately and this journal in general. I have no idea what the fuck is going on right now. I'm freaking out, man.

    • Loud Noises

      5 years ago

      capnbirdman

      I can never tell if people in my neighborhood are getting murdered or are just white trash.

      I need to start watching the news more. smiley3.gif

      P.S. This was journal 50.

  • Comments (880)

    • jaxom_rahl

      4 years ago

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    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      4 years ago

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    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      4 years ago

      Pizzatown got featured in the newest BLR

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOQnk-hRVuc

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      4 years ago

      Okay, as a fan of Nick Offerman, you need to see this. As a fan of John Oliver, @Edwin needs to see this. As the guy at 44 seconds, @Zack @zack needs to see this.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=boI4D1FlIVs

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        That's fine, I'm not basing that categorization on sex/drug-centered humor...just that they're geared at adults. I feel like too many people have told me to watch Regular Show, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, etc. and there are too many options to pick only one out and try it...so meh. Plus X-Files is eating a lot of my time.

      • edwin

        4 years ago

        I would argue that Bob's Burgers is only adult-oriented because its humour requires thought. It's honestly not all that inappropriate.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        In the past few years it's started to feel like a shit ton of adult-oriented cartoons have been popping up...so I just stopped trying after a while--Archer was the last cartoon I got into when it started.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        I like Bob's Burgers. I've seen a good amount.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        I am a fan of everyone mentioned except Zatch. Well, and technically Bob Belcher (which I assume is the lead of Bob's Burgers because I know HJB--which I only just realized is the best set of intials because part of it's explicit if read forward or backward--does voice work for that show). But that's only because I've never seen Bob's Burgers...at least I don't think I've seen it.

        Anyway, watching now.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        I love this, and even though I read Edwin's post, I still forgot to look for H Jon Benjamin. But I knew his voice was familiar...

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Good man.

        Also, I know next to nothing about the TV or movie industries. I've never even heard for that guy or the character Bob Belcher. I also thought that Nick Offerman's name was actually Ron Swanson for about a year and a half.

        So excited to being Ultron soon. If it weren't for AP exams, I'd be seeing it this weekend. Next Friday instead though. :(

      • edwin

        4 years ago

        Also why didn't you mention H. Jon Benjamin at all? Is no one other than me a fan of H. Jon Benjamin?

        He's Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher!

      • edwin

        4 years ago

        Already seen it. Beautiful as always. John is a treasure.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      4 years ago

      I still owe you a Warm Fuzzies post. I'm really behind on RT stuff. Still have to write something for journal 100, as well as explaining my name change, a journal on final college decisions, and pretty much one that's covered the last few months of my life. Proper Warm Fuzzies will be had though!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Better do it before PizzaTown, jerk.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Stiillllllll owe you this

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Oooooh, I thought it wasn't a typo and that you were legit thinking it should be "payed" there.

        It's not as much fun that way.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        It took me 12 hours to figure out what you meant by that last line. Only just now realized I made a typo. Sometimes my brain just goes on autopilot and I make dumb mistakes like that.

        Also, when I first read that post I thought you meant Vikings as in the Minnesota Vikings, not like, real vikings. And then I got confused because Zack isn't even in this conversation, so there was no real reason to even mention the Vikings.

        My brain was not working at allllll today. If there was ever an acceptable time for you to tell me to get my head out of my ass, this is it.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Ooooh, I like you Vikings even more now, yay!

        Blood Gulch is the only map I've played.

        No part of that sentence is boaty, so sources say it should be "paid".

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Wait, you have a brother Jen? Seriously had no idea. Also, good job knowing the map from a game you didn't even play (Halo 3).

        You're right Stiles. I'm super wrong all the time. Obviously any compliments I've ever payed were false. You really are a brick, aren't you.

      • crofteria

        4 years ago

        No, I was talking about Jack, don't worry. You're always right, he's always wrong (it's a fact now, the viking has spoken).

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        I played Halo one a couple of times. Or once. At least once with my brother. Maybe another time...and there were some aliens...and we were on a fieldy thing...or I watched someone do that. I don't remember.

        Whoa, he messed up Nordic mythology, not me! Right? I was right, right? Wait, did I even say anything? I think I just mentioned Vikings.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        No no no, like I said yesterday/ two days ago Swedish time, I never make mistakes. Jeni even proved what I was saying. I'm totally correct still.

      • crofteria

        4 years ago

        'Tis alright, it's fun watching you mess up Nordic mythology.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        I mean, that works too, but my original mindset was that in terms of Ragnarok, instead of the way you put it with Valhalla. It works either way though.

        Jeni, YOU STILL HAVEN'T PLAYED A HALO GAME. I'm pretty sure the only thing you've been doing is staving yourself off from this.

        Also, @Crofteria, welcome to Jeni's comment sections. We've had a post go for over 4,000 replies, so expect this conversation to last a while.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        It would work either way: if I wanted to remain on this plain of existence a little longer before moving on, I would want to stave off Valhalla. That's what I thought you were going for.

        I like all Halo maps. Bring them on. No staving for me.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Please tell me you're kidding.

        Also, I'm a dumbass. I meant Ragnarök, not Valhalla. Ehhh, they're the same Halo map anyway. Close Enough.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Why would I want to stave off a Halo map?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Well you'll be a multibillionaire at that point from all of your Viking drug profits, so I'm sure you'll be able to pay to stave off Valhalla for a while.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Whoa, what if making a bunch of people super Viking brick-throwers extends my life though?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        WELL YOU COULD MAKE THE DRUG SUPER EXPENSIVE AND SHIT. YOUR PATENT RIGHTS ON IT LAST FOR 50 YEARS ANYWAY, AND YOU'LL BE NEARING THE END OF YOUR LIFE SOON AFTER IT EXPIRES. LIKE, JUST SELL IT TO MULTI MILLIONAIRE SPORTS PLAYERS AND SHIT, SND LET THE WORLD GO TO HELL AFTER. NOT LIKE IT MATTERS ANYWAY.

        ALSO, AT LEAST THREE APPRENTLY.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        UH, NO, JACK. THEN THE WORLD WILL CLEARLY BE OVERRUN BY AMAZING BRICK-THROWERS. EVERYONE CAN'T HAVE THE POWER...IT'LL JUST END BADLY. SRSLY. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS WITHIN ONE 24-HOUR PERIOD?!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Hey, if you're that accurate you could account for me ducking.

        Also, JENI THATS AMAZING. YOU SHOULD RESEARCH THE GENETIC MAKE UP OF VIKINGS AS TO FIND WHAT GAVE THEM THAT AMAZIG ABILITY, THEN CREATE A NEW STEROID THAT WILL GIVE NON VIKINGS SIMILAR BRICK TOSSING ABILITIES.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        SHE HAILS FROM THE LAND OF FUCKING VIKINGS JACK, COME ON. OF COURSE VIKINGS CAN THROW THAT FAR.

      • crofteria

        4 years ago

        I see your sarcasm and raise you my incredible, godly brick-throwing abilities. If you see something flying towards you, do me a favor and don't duck.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Yep. The fact that she's a female is definitely the reason why. Not something to due with the 6,000 mile gap she'd need to throw it.

      • crofteria

        4 years ago

        We'll show that little shit. I'm gonna go practice my brick-throwing.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Maybe she can throw bricks from Sweden. What, you don't think she can just because she's a lady? Sexist, Jack, sexist.

      • crofteria

        4 years ago

        Well, it would definitely be worth it.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Oh please. Like you're gonna catch a flight to America just to throw bricks at me...

      • crofteria

        4 years ago

        Yeah, I mean, I was just kidding. We're definitely not gonna throw any bricks. Ha! How absurd. There will be at least five bricks flying in the direction of his face that day.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        I usually do it so the white text fits on the last line and doesn't push down the time notification. Or I don't care. Either option, depends on the day.

        Oh you'll share your pizza. ..but not your brickfacing.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Also, I can't believe I trusted you Jen. I was gonna share my pizza with you!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        The best part about that is when I was linked here from the notification, the first post is highlighted, revealing the message.

        Also, it's extremely noticeable when you have white text, because it makes the end of your post just go down a few lines. I tend to put some random text here so it's not suspicious, and then post the white text in a line between them.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        White text does not work as well when comments are highlighted blue. Lesson learned. I shall leave that up in shame. smiley2.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Yeah. Definitely the plan. Helping you eat good stuff. And not bricks.

        Pauline, we're still throwing a brick.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Okay, I will give full consent to you throwing a Joe Momma's pizza at me while I'm in town. God damn that pizza was good.

        Post edited 4/12/15 8:21PM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Yeah. Totally going to throw some pizza at you. In the mouth region. It'll be great and 100% legal!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        I said might. Now that I know that you're definitely not planning to throw a brick at me, I'm sure I'll be in Tulsa that day. Thanks for tipping me off @Crofteria

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        BECAUSE I'M MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHIC BITCHES, YEAAAAAHHHHH.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        a) I'm not repeating the original brick calling, just giving an example of one use in the past. I couldn't link directly to that comment like a forum post because RT is stupid.

        b) I never even called her a brick, I just sarcastically said she's as warm and fuzzy as one. The only person I'd ever call brick is this guy.

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        c) What the hell is a fake brick Stiles?

        d) I might actually be in Tulsa for a reception ceremony that day, so you might actually be able to throw a brick at me that day, Jen. Fuck.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        (We can't do it if you display intent in a public forum.) THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA, WE'RE TOTALLY NOT GOING TO THROW A BRICK AT JACK'S FACE. AT ALL. EVER. DEFINITELY NOT ON MAY 2ND. AND SUPER NOT BETWEEN 2:15 AND 2:17 PM CST. smiley7.gif

      • crofteria

        4 years ago

        I am on board for whatever you suggest. That bastard. Time to throw a (real) brick at his face.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        @crofteria, not only did he call you a brick (and not a brick house, which would not be insulting), but he's repeating it. Now you're not even a unique brick. I say we plot against him in some fashion.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Well I mean, I could post one like this....

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        I'll believe it when I see it you ostensible hater of me! smiley2.gif

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      4 years ago

      motherboard.vice.com/read/watch-42-artificial-inte...

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Ooooh. I briefly skimmed...but I shall look into this more later. Looks interesting.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      4 years ago

      I've been so busy lately, so my planned "Warm Fuzzy" to be posted on or around Valentine's Day sorta slipped by...but here it is!

      I should just copy and paste my nice note to you from last year, it would be way easier. I’ll just have to change the LOTR quote so you don’t notice. Mountains, Gandalf!

      You’re my RT Bestie. No one else could fill the shoes Louboutins. It’s a tough spot to be in because I hate so many things about so many people, but with you . I have never thought so long and hard about how to fight to the death with someone until you. I can tell our friendship is so special because of LOGICAL EVIDENCE. Such as that podcast night.

      Now I'm going to reply to yours inside my warm fuzzy to make it seem longer and more impressive. I ran later this year than you. Stop giving me your bad habits! I do remember our commentletters, and I should give it another go of rekindling that bag o fun. Oh you said you enjoyed my hatred of unnecessary spoiler tagging, but that's seriously overestimating my hatred of anything. I'm offended that I'm perceived to be so petty! It really did touch my heart in the left and right ventricles when I read about how super cereal of a friend I am to you. I can say the same for you without batting an eye. I'm really bummed I can't one-up you on this, but you're going to have to deal with a compliment that is mirrored.

      Our friendship is probably best summed up by the fact that at least one person thought we knew each other in real life based on our forum insult trading. Magic is the only explanation.

      You're great. And I say that with all the sincerity and none of the sarcasm. It feels all sorts of wrong. Anyway, I'm glad we're friends. Let's keep it that way, you daughter of a Debbie.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        As you should be! I wish I had enough money to pay Ben Schwartz to follow me around and just be Jean-Ralphio all the time.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        I used "the woooooooooorst" today and I was proud of myself.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        parks-and-recreation-Jean-Ralphio-the-wo
        That time it fucking worked.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        How could you forget that you're the worst! Like how! You're you!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Also, Jack, I forgot. I am the worst.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Nope, just the ventricles.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Wait a second. That's not right. I'm a son of a Debbie.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        HEY IM A DAUGHTER OF A DEBBIE TOO! Asshole.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        WHAT ABOUT THE LEFT AND RIGHT ATRIA?!

    • Tgjanlee Strife!

      4 years ago

      Dear Colonel Sanderman,

      You are a lovely person and you are really funny with the jokes that you tell. Zatch is lucky to have you as his owner. Keep being the awesome person that you are and don't disappear for 8 months again.

      This has been a Warm Fuzzie from Tgjanlee

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        mmmmmyes. it does explain a lot.

      • Tgjanlee Strife!

        4 years ago

        Hmm. That explains a lot.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Oooooh, I must have switched them, silly me.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Well, he's only 4 in human years. 28 in dog years.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Haha, I don't think people's user comments usually get more than one like, but tgjan's up to three. I guess I am a pretty good owner. I mean, he's 28. That's really old for a dog.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        I took would like to thank you for taking good care of @Zack. He's a troublesome pet at times. The 8 months you were missing was hard on him.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Or has it been a Warm Fuzzy?

    • KamakaziNES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SaneAdjacent

      4 years ago

      Oh capn my capn, your taste in man-candy is legendary, and your sense of humor has almost killed me from laughter more than once! Stay awesome!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      4 years ago

      www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/boss-witch#.filN...

      This was the link I texted you!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        I think I totally agree!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        It's definitely one of those where I want to ask the poster what they were thinking. Having Hermione effectively call Draco a little bitch about "misandry" just made it seem like the whole thing was more about calling feminists over-dramatic and/or sexist...because sexism against/hatred toward men most certainly does exist and misandry is a word. But there were other points that were wholly valid. The thing just needed a better editor. I like the general idea of reevaluating the series from her perspective, I just don't know that having it be Hermione vs. the Patriarchy was the best way to do it. A lot of their points would have been valid and hilarious had they left the backhanded feminist remarks out of it.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        SUCCESS.

        Yeah, at points I was struck how it really varied based on the caption/image.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        It was hilarious at some points and at others condescending to feminist/anti-sexist ideals. Overall worth it though.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Eh it shouldn't have taken that long. It's just pics. They pad the scrollbar a ton. Don't hurt the site, it's the only one we've got!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Also, seriously had to post that three times in order for it to update a fucking correction. This site and I are about to get into fucking fisticuffs.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Yeah...I totally forgot to do that.

        This is going to take 18 fucking years to read, isn't it? My scroll bar thingy on the side is tiny, indicating this page is hella long. It had better be worth it. smiley3.gif

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      4 years ago

      So... I HAD to order the Jack G pizza for dinner tonight.
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      And now I'm scared. There's someone out there watching me. They see what I'm eating. They're tracking my tastes. They're naming pizzas after me. Worst of all, they're making pizzas after me, better than the pizzas I would name after me.

      If you need me, I'll be in hiding with the 300 pizzas I ordered after the first. I'll come back to society once I feel safe again.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Cain's is a ballroom in Tulsa that gets some good shows. Jimmy Eat World played a couple months back with the Minibosses opening for them. Super depressing that I missed it.

        The Herman Cain BLR is still one of the best things I have ever seen on the interwebz. Possibly because I really bond to first impressions and that was the first BLR I ever watched.

        Hey, hey. I've been gone for a while, I read some of the stuff from while I was gone. Especially if there were only a few posts. GTFOver it.

        Post edited 12/19/14 9:30AM

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        classic Hen

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        jen just liked a post of mine from 7 months ago.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Herman.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Cain's?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Case Western? Oooooh, if you go to Tulsa, you can totally go to shows at Cain's all the time. Whaaaat.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Well, now I've been given to the Tulsa Pizza town and 22k/yr to the Case Western Pizza Town!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        I think you mean you got into PizzaTown today. That's what you call college once you've been accepted.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Good stuff.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        And you can't express your disapproval of stars with your fancy red tag. Everything is wrong.

        Well the date went well and I got into college today, so that's good!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Ohh now my name matches @capnbirdman's in case. Hmm. Yeah this has to stop.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        1. Zack is correct.

        2. Your name looks dumb now that it's lowercase and Adam should change it back. While he's doing that, he should change mine to @Shadow.

        3. Pizzapression will be Webster's word of the year 2015.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        1) He was too busy eating for pics! It just slows him down.

        2) @zack

        3) No, it's only pizzappression. When given the choice to combine two words; it is always optimal.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        1) No can has picturez?

        2) Zack tags are never obligatory. @Zack. Gross.

        3) No self-respecting college student only goes through 300 pizzas throughout their collegiate career. What is that, 75 pizzas a year? So 6.25 pizzas a month? That's not enough pizza. That's...oppression. Or pizzappression. Either one.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Splendid!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        We've actually removed all of the kegs from the brewery just so that we can have a giant fridge to store pizzas in now.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        You better have put it in the freezer first.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        This stuff's gotta last me through college!

        Fine, you can have a couple of pieces.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        Share?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Yep. I definitely had the $4750 just lying around so I could pay for the 300 pizzas, sale tax, and tip.

        I'm down to 285 pizzas. Send help soon.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        but the 300 pizzas, totes magotes true.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        The part where I ordered the pizza and it being great is. I have no idea if someone's actually watching me.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        is any of this true?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        Obligatory @Zack tag.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

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        4 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        4 years ago

        it helps him go.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        Depression.

        Sidenote: is that a picture of Ron and Hermione next to his toilet?

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      navi__hey__listen__by_cmorigins-d5bxxl7.

      HEY, LISTEN! WE MISSED OUR MINESCHWA THING TODAY. WE NEED FIXING OF THAT. IMMEDIATELY. plz.

      Kbai.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        This wasn't one of the ones that was responded to recently. SHAME.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        GOOD NAVI.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        NAVI, NO! BAD NAVI!

    • Whedabra

      5 years ago

      I saw that you had tried to log into my Minecraft server. I've yet to make an updated journal, but I'm now using a more current version of the NPC mod. You can download the new version of the mod HERE. I'll be making an updated journal with a MediaFire link for it later (probably on Monday).

      • Whedabra

        5 years ago

        Once you get used to it, MC modding is actually really easy now (it used to be a royal pain in the ass). My most recent journal has a media-fire link to the newest version of the NPC mod now too if you still need to download it.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Aaaah, ok. I thought it was because maybe other mods I had on that profile weren't compatible. I'm new to the world of MC mods and don't fully understand them yet.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      I feel like you'll be able to use this somehow. Probably when you realize how long before our next Let's Play.....

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Very true. Well done.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      So how's that Dig Down progress coming? Your six months of building time that @Zack, @Edwin, @Datalaughing, @CocoaLoco and I have given to you is almost up.

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        I've already seen some of the Twilight Zone. And it seems to be lacking in the David Duchovny department.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        GOOD. FINALLY GETTING PAST ACNE AND SHIT.

        TWILIGHT ZONE > X FILES

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        4 years ago

        HOW'S YOUR FACE'S PROGRESS.

        BRAJ, I STARTED WATCHING X-FILES FOR THE FIRST TIME. THAT'S DOMINATING MY LIFE RIGHT MEOW.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        4 years ago

        So, how's the progress?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        8 DAYS.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        That means it stuck!

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        5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

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    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      Would you eat chicken if it was free virtual-range? This is hilarious.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Truf.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        The picture is all you need.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I didn't read it. I just looked at the picture.

        And no. I'd give the chicken the red pill.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      Just now liking Charlie bit my finger? A little late to the party, aren't ya?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I just unsubscribe from emails.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I have youtube go to another account automatically. I'm tired of them too.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I don't think that's true. I'd have gotten an email. YouTube over-emails me.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        No, I totally unsubscribed. You must have a new one!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Oh yeah...I guess I could...

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        It's Jack. You can just say "Jack" instead of "they."

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        and I'm sure they are just riveted.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Riiiiight? I have one subscriber. One more than the number of videos I've posted and intend to post.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Wow. I replied to this forever ago. Guess it didn't go through.

        I'm subscribed to you on youtube, so it automatically pops up whenever you like something.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        wow. this takes creeping to a new level.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        STOP FOLLOWING ME ON YOUTUBE YOU CREEPER. I've seen it before, I just never used to actually hit the like button. Now I feel a social responsibility to do so and I rewatched it after I googled what the most viewed YouTube videos of all time are. It's still the highest non-music one apparently.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      We need less JGL and more Mineschwa.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywjpbThDpE

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        You should never forget about Banecat. Never.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Wow, I forgot that I posted this...yeah, so good.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

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        That was fucking amazing. I lost it at "I peed in it." Fucking cats, man.

    • Dame

      5 years ago

      D'oh! Just noticed youre in Norman, OK. I just drove there there a couple of weeks ago and stopped for a night to hang out with a couple other RT friends! Now I know whenever I find myself back out thatw ay ...we need to drag you out with us! smiley0.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Haha, for sure! I've only gone out with some RT people once, but it was fun! I didn't get murdered or anything--it was definitely a win for my first time meeting internet people in real life.

    • Drunken_Robot

      5 years ago

      I see you've reinvented yourself

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Is "reinvented" the right word? I like to think I'm just allowing the RT community to witness another beautiful facet of my complex existence.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      as if you needed another reason to not finish watching the HP movies.
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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        The third guy is Tom Riddle.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I don't know who the third guy is, but I would totally watch a movie where Tom Felton and Alan Rickman are part of a successful crime family and Daniel Radcliffe is their Fredo.

        Yeah, that's what I got from this string of gifs.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        And I'm out.

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        5 years ago

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        5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Hahaha, there should be a site for misquote gifs. Hey wait...maybe there is.

        It's ok, I'll accept your written +5.

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Oooh man. That would be the only way I would watch the last three movies, if there was a site with a highlight reel of misquoting gifs.

        Fucking srsly. I need a mod bank to give that at least +5. Tell Adam to put it in the new site. Stat.

    • Cheyza

      5 years ago

      I'm sorry if I offended you with the name thing.
      It won't happen again.

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Thats Queen Bitch to you, missybirdiepecker.
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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Yeah. Double Season 10 of Project Runway-ed. I fucking miss Christopher.

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        5 years ago

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      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        AWWWW!!!
        You are just so sweet!
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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        sorry...?
        if you offended her...?

        WHAT?!

        I mean, I guess I can offend her and not be sorry about it to make up for this. smiley3.gif

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I gotcha, it's ok buddy. Hugs:
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      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Ok, it's just my first last and ok, lasting thought whenever I read the word man it turns into....yeah.
        2 crappy marriages damages a person.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Haha, it's not offensive, it's just a...displeasing combination of words. Like I hate the word "panties" as well. If you added that to my name somehow I wouldn't be offended, but I would also do this every time I saw it:
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        Also, more Dean for you:
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    • kaosblack21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian V.4.0

      5 years ago

      We're friends now! It's time to dance! smiley12.gif

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    • Tareei FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      So I heard both Layla and Carry On My Waywad Son on the radio this afternoon- thought of you, hehehe ; )

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No, my friend mentioned it though. I definitely need to watch it at some point!

      • Tareei FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        Agreed- its the traditional yearend recap montage song! Love it. Have you seen the Spn anime? They play it as the end credit song.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Haha, awesome. I was reading a review that said the reviewer was tired of them using Carry on My Wayward Son and that is was ruining the song...and I wanted to backhand him through my laptop. I love that they use it for all the finales!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      Pretty sure I saw this post and laughed my head off because of you and @Cheyza's convo that I couldn't find or else I'd post it there.

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        5 years ago

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        5 years ago

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        5 years ago

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Doesn't work. Bitches be cray. All I see is their insane levels of energy and over-attachments to their owners. Malamutes 4 lyf.

        (Though those could totally be malamutes given I've no idea how old they're supposed to be there.)

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Let me distract you with a cute husky gif.
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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        That is, in fact, a husky's "I'm kidding" face. Open a dog book every now and again, sheesh Zack.

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Yes well, at 16 every little detail is important.
        O.o

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I was a journal whore. Unabashedly so. I can't erase them now!

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Ooooh! The serial faise.
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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Holy fuckshitballs. Are you not kidding?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I have 99 pages of them, thankyouverymuch.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I have like...40 of them. Some of us were busy in real life at 16 and don't have 87 pages of journals.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I thought it was in a user comment. I can't be bothered to check your journals. It's too deep.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        "Couldn't find"? It's the journal that's almost exclusively about pie (if you're going by its internet mass).

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        :)

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      Dearest Jen, please legally change your name so I can post this gif when you're not here.

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Negs, brah. I'm not paying to add an n to my name. It still makes sense, I still understand the gif. Do as you will.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      Dear Jeni,

      As you may or may not be aware of, it's February. I made it a goal to try to write nice things on all of my RT friends' profiles. I wasn't sure if I should post yours here or in a message, because of our intense public hatred for each other, but I figure anyone worth their salt can figure out that we are actually friends and it's irrelevant where I post it. I planned to write this on the 14th, along with the other extra special people I know on the site, but then I got sick and my motivation to do anything not absolutely necessary was shot. It's almost been a year since we've known each other and I can honestly say I don't know if I would still hang around RT if it were not for you. I trust your opinion above anyone else's on the site! You might have known all of this, but I never came out and said it. Or maybe I did and forgot. You're my favorite Minecraft uh...umm...victim. I wish you all the best in your Doritos Crash Course endeavours. I'm super sad you won't be at RTX this year, but at least your mini-you will be. I guess I should look on the bright side; without Edwin for backup, if you went then I would be outnumbered.

      So thanks for being you. Your personality is a light for me in dark places, when all other lights go out.

      -Zack

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        These two gifs perfectly capture all of my favorite things of past (shocked patrick), present (you admitting to being kristen stewart), and future (supernatural).

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        5 years ago

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    • Cheyza

      5 years ago

      I'm looking through your journals for that gif of that guy who does that thing.

      Do you remember where you put it?

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        gotta love the chicken dance...
        XD

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Jason Bateman and hands makes me think of this:

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        This is all you shall get from me!

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Yeah, I've a bad feeling it was sumwhere in the forums....

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        If it was out in the world, you're screwed dude. smiley2.gif

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        nope.
        he looks kinda like jason bateman, and does a hand-thingie.
        and doesdt say anything.
        .....
        WELL DAMN; WHERE DID I SEE THAT?!?!?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        So we have:
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        Those are the only gifs featuring American brunette males in any of my journals save for the seven more Supernatural ones from the last three journals which are all on the first page.

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Careful how you say that darling, makes you sound a bit slutty....
        Anyhoo, I thought the whole American thing would help tremendously.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Castiel. He's an Angel, that's why.

        Well that doesn't really narrow it down. My life is filled with brunettes.

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Who is Castile & why wouldn't he watch porn?
        And it was an American actor, male, brunette.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! If you tell me more, I might be able to help. Until then, I give you what happens when Castiel is allowed to watch porn:

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    • KamakaziNES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SaneAdjacent

      5 years ago

      Happy V.D! This shit is contagious, so pass it on. smiley12.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I forgot to pass it on. BECAUSE WRAP IT UP 4 LYF, YO.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

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      I had to do it...

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Still need to play that.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Yep.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        The original?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I changed it to "Would you kindly pick up that two way radio" from bioshock.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Don't do it. If you do it you'll never play. It's annoying enough when you love the game.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      We should play Minecraft soon.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I...didn't I already respond to this? Did you ask this somewhere else as well?

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      Dearest Jen,

      I've made it my utmost priority to never neg mod Hedwig in the game of death, yet you for some reason always seem to neg Lilo and Stitch, which only ChaosMana and I support. We pose little to no threat at all, so would you kindly knock it the fuck off?

      Kthxbai
      --Jack.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No. I know what my second team is and it's not Stitch. Never was a big fan of that movie. I didn't hate it...just only watched it once. One and done, I always say.

        I said that once.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        She'll be flying to Vegas soon, you're right. We could always use another member of our family.

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        Anyways, I has to get some sleep, I've got a few tests in the morning.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Not true at all. I've done it twice and you've hit her at least once. Chaos I think has too. It's irrelevant, she'll go soon.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      5 years ago

      You do science and Tennant, correct?

      Einstein and Eddington

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Science and Scotsmen in general....

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      roosterteeth.com/forum/top.php?page=9

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Yeah. That's why I said to hit the mark all forums read thing. That's the fix for the glitch. It's also the fix for if you can't see the general discussion forum.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Ah, ok. Is that just a list of forums with the most number of posts? Because I can't even see the page when I go to it from the forums general section.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        No, it's on the 9th page of top forums.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Mark all forums as read? You mean clear my notice feed? No--I won't do that until I'm ready to read the ones I need to catch up on. What is the link supposed to show me? Page 9 of the BAR?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Ah, so you have it glitched. Mark all forums as read for you to be able to see it. It may or mat not have something to do with a thread you made.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        That takes me to a blank page.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      These would be much coooler above your bed than NPH.

      www.etsy.com/listing/164255324/zelda-hylia...

      MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES POST.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No they wouldn't, they don't look good at all. Super cartoony, but not in the cool Wind Waker cel-shading way.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        That does indeed make a lot of sense. Good call.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I was looking for something, then I found Jumanji gifs and figured, "Fuck it. Jumanji's awesome. Even if it doesn't make sense, it always makes sense."

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        i dont.

        wut.

        huh.

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      5 years ago

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        5 years ago

        I was looking for a gif to tell you you're way too fucking late and for some reason this came up:
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        Decided to go with that one.

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    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      New haircut--> Huge self confidence booster.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Yeah. I've spent two hours texting Haley and so I took my second selfie ever. She said she liked my haircut a lot.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        That's cool. Especially since male culture isn't really centered on noticing things like new haircuts on other men.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        The latter. It looks fine now after messing it up after a full day of school, but it was totally awesome this morning. I got the haircut Monday, but didn't do anything with it, just let it stay down. I actually put gel in and combed it today, and I got comments from 20 different people. At an all guy's school. 5/7 teachers commented on it today as well. Like I said, self confidence booster.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Are you making a general statement or did you get an awesome new haircut and think that you could merely reference it in text alone?

    • Cheyza

      5 years ago

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      A nice addition to the file.
      :)

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        He's quite yummy....
        :}

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Hm...a very possible option....

      • Cheyza

        5 years ago

        Mark Ghanime.
        Watch helix to see him in action.
        :)

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Who is this man in his fancy suit?

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      We talked about halloween costumes during CAH and I just thought of a good costume for you for 2014!

      Kristen Stewart!

      You could totally pull it off.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Bring it.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        If I ever see you in person, I will punch you in the helmet.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      You have received 14 (mostly negative) mods and given out 13 (mostly positive) mods in the last week.


      This is all your fault.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I meant the original reply. I never even saw the other one.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        No, go to your mod history. I plus modded your reply "Obviously not. I get negmods." BUT IT SAYS 0 NEXT TO IT. I bet it was Jack.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        IT WAS YOU. YOU NEGMODDED ME.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Someone negged you, hahahaha.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Obviously not. I get negmods.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yes. You should type out all simultaneous thoughts that you have. At all times.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I didn't go overboard, I just thought both at pretty much the same time. Seemed unfair to type one but not the other.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        B was better but you went overboard so I can't +1 you. -1 instead.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Response Option A: Truth is all my fault? That's fine.

        Response Option B: You're 14 negative Mods.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      Here's another gif. Congrats! Not surprised. Knew you could do it.

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I didn't get drunk off of one beer. I have very little alcohol tolerance, but it's not that bad.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        You passed? Damnit. YAY! Make sure you post on here when you're drunk so I can ask you questions!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Oh. Wellll that was confusing.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I meant me. Like I meant which percentage of my comment was sarcasm.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Anxiety will come.

        Becoming mod is exciting, but it's not likely important on my career path. I was referring to real life things. Not to belittle the title, since...anything is possible. But yeah.

        Actually none was intended sarcasm. But I shouldn't be talking like that when my job and department is in a time of chaos and upheaval. A number of things could happen and all of them are not likely to cause further stagnation. Most of them involve living comfortablyish and paying loans off by 30. Figuring stuff out...that is the hard part.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No anxiety yet, just beer.

        You're not stagnating. You've just become a mod.

        I seriously can't tell what percentage of that is sarcasm. Earnestly, is it stagnation if it's what you want? Which I get that it's not what you want on all levels, but it does at least pay well enough to pay off some loans and let you live life comfortably while you figure stuff out, yes?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        It's great to hear in the sense that you won't be stuck trying to climb the same mountain over and over again, but you are progressing. And who knows what negative emotions you'd feel if you failed. At least this way the negative emotion I'd guess is anxiety for the future. Not as bad as feeling not good enough. Though maybe less comfortable. You're challenging yourself and things are going according to plan...while I...stagnate. Wasting away...

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        That is what happened. IS IT GREAT TO HEAR?! Maybe. Depends. Next is medical school, so this pales in comparison to what will be needed for that and the daunting task of the MCATs. Oh, how glorious it is to reach a summit which in turn only reveals the staggering height of the next mountain to be climbed.... I will at least pretend like med school doesn't exist for the next couple days and just be all like, "Zomg, EMT ftw, idk, wtf?"

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        NICE! So you're saying you did really well and it didn't need to ask you anymore because what was the point? At least that's what it sounds like. That's great to hear.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I didn't know. I was freaking out because I was sure I had failed. The test changes which questions it needs to ask every time you answer a question so it can follow up on/abandon certain topics based on whether you're demonstrating incompetence/competence in those topics. It has a maximum time of 120 minutes with it being willing to give 70-120 questions (depending on how early/late it deems you competent enough or wholly inept). It shut me off like...right at 70 or in the really early 70s, so I thought I had just super fucked up something until I saw the certification on the site today.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      I stopped watching GoD. You gave up about as fast as me...or you're too busy...whatever...tag me when the next game starts if you want.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Very informative.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No. I don't know. Maybe. It depends. We'll see.

        I guess.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      You still need to play Halo. This episode of HUNT had a good idea.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        AT LEAST WATCH THE ONE I LINKED!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Nope. I change my mind. The series is not what I thought it was going to be, so I shall watch none of them.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I can't watch that one yet. I didn't know that series was a thing until today, so I'll have to start with one and make my way up to that one.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      You are the creepiest stalker person out there. You liked a comment of mine that is older than your profile, and I don't even remember making it.

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      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I might have to get a sixth achievement if I were good enough at it. I don't think I'll be able to get a new achievement either.

        I've given up on it too. I'll look at a list, but I won't check them off.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Jack you have 5 achievements. I have 6. I got all mine in 2006 though. I've tried since then, but I don't think I'll do it ever.

        I have long since given up on checking the boxes of all the achievements I have. Too tedious and no benefit. I only check them when I'm focusing on one game, and even then I haven't done that in so long.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Ah, I'm having trouble integrating one website into my life, I don't need more.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I think I have three achievements out of the 12. I don't usually update them on here, I use the xbox360achievements site to update them, since there's a guide to most achievements as well as the same checklist.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Haha. I liked it because I knew you would check and see when/where it was from. I was going through all the games on this gamertag and making sure my achievements I'd logged in this site were up-to-date for everything and that I'd rated all the achievements I've gotten. I had to enter my sole Geometry Wars achievement. Those are going to be a bitch to get.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        huzzah!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Yay!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        This is what has come to Jack on the iPad, but now Jack has a computer again!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Those weren't real sentences. "that wasn't the stuco video for it, that was the reealsong. Our stuco made one that was harry otter the ed and lyriced" Really? This is what it has come to Jack?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        oooh. lame.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        that wasn't the stuco video for it, that was the reealsong. Our stuco made one that was harry otter the ed and lyriced

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        It's not even Harry Potter themed! Or I don't get the connection.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Not going to happen. Eighteen second advertisement. Vetoed.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        They made a video to the song.. It was Harry Potter themed, once that was what put field day was.

        youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Hahahaha. So that was an autocorrect from the word handle the ,y sister must have set a longing time ago. During 8th grade, we had a stuco video where the made a song with that.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        By Rafi?
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        I don't know that the handlebars bit means...but I think this chick understood where it was from. I hope so. I didn't find out anything about her other than that she'd recently become married to a firefighter. Which isn't really for or against the possibility.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I'd want to punch her. My sister has tht as her text tone, and she doesn't even know where it's from! It drives e insane. One can only ICANRIDEMYBIKEWITHNOHANDLEBARSNOHANDLEBARS it for so long.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Awww, that is pretty cool. I should change my text tone to that. And I need a new ringtone. People at the Hobbit 2 showing heard it and I think they laughed at me. Bananaphone by Raffi.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        One of the medics I encountered while on a clinical had "Hey! Listen!" as her text tone. I wanted to hug her, but decided against it. Still awesome though. Gave me hope that there are some nerds who work in the field.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      Hey Captainbatman, let's play Mineschwa now.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I have a younger brother.

        Yay for Borderlands 2! Also, Borderlands = demanded. I need to get the original done as well.

        What's changed?

        Post edited 12/27/13 4:09PM

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        AHHHHHHH! They changed the website!!! MUST RESIST AND HATE CHANGE!!!!!!!

        www.xboxachievements.com/

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yeah but it's not too difficult to figure out most of the time with context.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Holy shit my typing on the iPad is terrible. It's like trying to figure out a cryptogram for Chrissakes. I should probably read what I type before I post it.

        Also, I got the multiplayer thing for Borderlands, so once I become adapted to those controls again, I'm good to go.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Jen, do you have siblings?

        Also, you should watch the Game Time with Gus and Burnie. They gave a lot of cool stories they haven't said before Bout. Te early da
        ys of the company and I think you'd like it. For now, I'm off to use the sleep, night.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yep

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Oh, I am definitely going to. The problem is my parents want to see it as well, and they don't want to sit through it that many times.

        So this was the non-drug brother?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        You would do that.

        I went because my bro chose it for the movie he wanted to see for his birthday. I had no say, and it's not the worst movie to have to see twice.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Again, on a separate day? LAME. You have to watch it 7 times in one day. I'm thinking about picking a day over break and seeing every viewing of it at one theater.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I saw anchorman 2 again so I can confirm the line is from that.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Wat. Autocorrect stahpppp.

        It's definitely "Come into my dohjz," which is how you pronounce it correctly.

        Merry Christmas Eve, or as I call it in my household, Bitch Mas Eve, since everyone around here is just looking to complain and start fights. Seriously, my sister started a fight about using a charger for the iPad while we head to see our grandma, but she said no since it was "her" charger since it was in her room, even though it's the one we always use for it. It's even labeled "iPad" on it!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        It's definitely come into my Donna, which is how your pronounce itchy.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I think it was in Anchorman 2...or maybe it was a tv show or other movie I saw recently...someone shortened the word "dojo" in their line to "come into my dohjz" and I almost burst out laughing...even though I say it dohge.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I do say it in my head dohjz instead of dohge. I think I know that's how it's supposed to be said (the latter), which is why I answered that way, but in my head I still use the former. Whatevs. Shibas are fucking craycray and that meme is le dumb, so it doesn't really matter.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

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        DON'T YOU SEE ZACK! THE DUMB DOGE IS MAKING US STUPIDER! WE B B IN DUMBBER I SAY! Y U DO DIS 2 ME?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I saw this before and loved it just as much then as I do now. That will be me.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I finally like something related to doge:
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        Mainly because it describes the stupidity of the meme-lovers and their getting stabbed-yness.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        how dare you bump doge further down, jack.
        how dare you relate batman to her, jack.

        how. dare. you.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        FINE. I'M SERIOUSLY GETTING UP AND TURNING ON MY XBOX IN 3...2...1....

    • drew

      5 years ago

      I love that poster! lol good choice smiley0.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        The NPH one? Yeah, he's legitimately magic. I fucking love that man.

        Zatch: STFU. NPH>Doge.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I realized I can delete your comment as a mod in order to keep the doge at the top. Hm.

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