capncrunch86

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from Winchester, KY

  • Activity

    • Nursing sucks

      9 years ago

      capncrunch86

      I've come up with a better idea.

      EMS.

      Fuck nursing. You work your ass off passing the med's your dude wants only so he throw poop at you an hour later. And everyone you get is old as fuck and on the edge of life and needs to go ahead and kick that damn oxygen habit. No, they have to become addicted to all those lovely pain meds that cost three legs and a nickel...and also makes them think that ITS ALL SOOOOOOO PAINFUL WITHOUT MAI CODONES AND DILAUDIDS. Fucking Assholes. And don't even get me started on the other nurses....oh lawd no. Can't get anywhere unless you kiss ass or sleep with them. Make up shit to get you in trouble, and then talk about you behind your back...spreading rumors that your getting "close" with one of the new nurses and shit. I wipe asses and clean nasty vag's....there is no fucking way i'm going to think that anyone near that hospital is hot. Hell, its hard enough as it is coming home and forgetting nasty old lady's with crusty foley's (sorta NSFW link) and crawling into bed next to my wife. *shudders at imagery*

      Whoa...that came out of the keyboard awful quickly. EMS is more fast paced, and you might actually do something that makes a damn difference. Its not perfect, but its what I wanted out of nursing. Except with walkie-talkies and sweet ass pockets.

      I applied for college for a para-medicine degree, and EMT certification. What's you're guy's opinion? (besides "make up your damn mind you whiny little asshole")
      -crunch out.

    • halloween this year...

      9 years ago

      capncrunch86

      ima going to be Max from where the wild things are. makala is helping me make it, i hope:
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      JUST THE CUTEST THING EVER!
      (my idea first. no copy cats. posers)

    • ADN program Spring 2010

      9 years ago

      capncrunch86

      I'm currently looking into the ADN (RN) Program at Bluegrass Technical College for the Spring 2010 semester. This would make me a Registered Nurse in two years or less.

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      That also puts me in a $30/hour pay grade or higher, 3 times what I make now (if not more). Level 30! Abilities gained: charting cramp, patients (x4), narcotic shower, croc repellent, magic med missile, loose scrub crotch, and RN id.
      K, excitement released. (woot)

    • *facepalm*

      9 years ago

      capncrunch86

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      well....there goes that.

      "back in my day son, spiderman movies weren't animated by pixar."

    • Award Banquet Tomorrow

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      The Red Cross director called me earlier this week and informed me that I should go to this award thing on Saturday. It was a wink wink nudge nudge call. I need to be there to accept some kind of award for service at the red cross.

      i wasn't going before, but I guess since I'm getting something, the polite thing would be showing up.

      I went and got a suit, because Italians wear suits. And the wifey got a spiffy dress. we are badass like that. here's some pics:

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      Without shoes. I need to find some....

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      Yes. Suspenders. I'm too Italian for this decade.

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      Yep, cigar approved.

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      Hot.

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      Total Badasses.

    • Old School "In Stereo" video

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      I found this, added captions, and put it back online for your viewing. some of you might remember it?

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    • ...

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      !
      best journal ever.

    • hmm...

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      from twiiter: "roosterteeth: Stay tuned to RoosterTeeth.com today for some very interesting stuff..."

  • Comments (908)

    • RealDeal211

      9 years ago

      Hey it's me again, I just wanted to let you know I started a Boston Celtics group and wondered if you had any interest in joining...Hope to see you there!

    • RealDeal211

      10 years ago

      Hey,

      I just wanted to let you know I have become the new admin for the Red Sox Nation group. I'm posting the AP wire reports every day and I might do discussions on anything Red Sox related...hope to see you there.

    • Capt_Ed

      10 years ago

      ...ouch

    • silveira03

      10 years ago

      You know, MC Hammer's new reality show is in my hometown of Tracy, CA? I currently live in Manteca, the next town over. I used to see him around town all the time, and his daughter was a freshman when i was a senior. We preformed in a musical together (she was an actress and I was in the band pit).

    • johnnybadass

      10 years ago

      i actually downloaded 1901 last night
      >.<

    • silveira03

      10 years ago

      Good job for drinking in the morning. Alchy.

    • ValhallaKing

      10 years ago

      that's good.

      yah, keeping your mind entertained I am sure is a big help.

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      Come on, chicks dig that.

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      You can totally pretend it's about your hospital and sing it to your wifey.

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      Yessssssssss!

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      I hate you.

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      IT'S A CRAYON, DAMMIT.

    • ValhallaKing

      10 years ago

      Ok. Question sir, I have.
      How did you get it where it shows your Twitter update on the about section ?

    • Suto_Griff

      10 years ago

      It looks fucking amazing. Seriously, I hope it kicks ass in theaters.

    • capncrunch86

      10 years ago

      i'll have to see what the misses is doing. i'll get back to ya

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Tonight would be good, what time did you have in mind? Friday might work, but I don't know what the family has planned.

    • capncrunch86

      10 years ago

      thats awesome. so great lakes for you. hope all goes well up there. best of luck to ya kid

    • TuckerRooles

      10 years ago

      The Navy.

    • GreyFox389

      10 years ago

      Best training in that situation would be to get the balls outta there.

      Being in a big tent full of infected sickies is bad news.

    • TuckerRooles

      10 years ago

      haha yeah his elbow was blockign his face... couldn't really stop him and have him move it though

    • Enforcer2005

      10 years ago

      JChat is coming back to life over on www.dbptv.com its weird. but its only like late at night

    • Suto_Griff

      10 years ago

      Nuts. I don't have one yet, and this is just one more reason for me to get it. That and I need to actually finish the Halo story...

    • capncrunch86

      10 years ago

      i'm online: capncrunch86@gmail.com

      i'm on call tonight, so i'm gonna be up for a while

    • Enforcer2005

      10 years ago

      Yeah.

      How is everything for ya? MSN?

    • Enforcer2005

      10 years ago

      Dude.

      I am happy that you and I are back like this.

      To be honest, I was an idiot.

      i missed ya bro.

    • Enforcer2005

      10 years ago

      Be Jealous.

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      P.S. It has the same effect, meeting someone you've known a long time and never met.

      Mangrove/Manda is incredible.

    • chuch2041

      10 years ago

      I see.

      I wish you well.

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

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      Microsoft Paint...

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I haven't had a zombie themed dream in quite some time.


      The last one was fantastic. I'd look back upon my yard and see dozens of undead walking about, my friend hopping fences while being chased. In the distance gun fire and explosions.


      Great dream.

    • Chaya

      10 years ago

      i wanna puke now

    • Chaya

      10 years ago

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    • Chaya

      10 years ago

      Yea way long time... what is going on?!

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Now, my friend, you are truly free.

    • Wheelz_TTV

      10 years ago

      haha nice!

    • Suto_Griff

      10 years ago

      Tends to happen from time to time.

    • ValhallaKing

      10 years ago

      If you love Emily aka rue_morgue please click this link.

      Please Don't Leave RvB Emily !

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Senor, that image doesn't show up for me.

      The bandwidth... It's been exceeded!



      Never mind, got it to work. Sadly I could make a reenactment of that picture....

      Post edited 2/23/09 1:12PM

    • Suto_Griff

      10 years ago

      Merry Freakin' Christmas Chris!!! Hope it's a kick ass one!

    • EvilD

      10 years ago

      I'm doing alright dude, I'm working on doing my own web series based in the 606. and I'm a stupid ass tech engineer for at&t

    • johnnybadass

      10 years ago

      dickcheese.

    • Suto_Griff

      10 years ago

      Guess it's just me then...

    • Suto_Griff

      10 years ago

      That's what I thought, but were you just waving the lighter around? I've done something like that, except I've lit my hand on fire then wave it around super fast to create the same effect. Was wondering if you did that... or am I the only retard who lights his hands on fire?

    • irishred

      10 years ago

      yeah, it looks sick.

    • irishred

      10 years ago

      its decent so far, but my playtime has been only like 30 min....

    • irishred

      10 years ago

      it's very true. luckily, gamestop calls me usually. such as with fable II.

    • irishred

      10 years ago

      ha. i saw that and was like WHHHHHAAT? do i need to run out to gamestop?

    • irishred

      10 years ago

      vury good! i was just peeping you! what is this lie that you are playing F/O3 already? that's not out til next week.

    • irishred

      10 years ago

      all ur alertz r lie. pay no attenshun to tha red.

    • silveira03

      10 years ago

      It will look a lot better once you get a light source that is bright itself, but doesn't give off too much light like your zippo.

      Try it again with a dark shirt on.

    • silveira03

      10 years ago

      Let me know if this helps at all.

      Click to the left to slow the shutter speed. I use the 15" speed which is the slowest mine can go. Set the timer so you have time to get into position, then go nuts smiley1.gif

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