capncrunch86

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from Winchester, KY

  • Activity

    • JOURNAL TIME OMGZ

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      hey hey kidos. long time no post :D
      i've got a goodie for you this time, so make sure you READ it.

      at least most of it anyways:
      FIRST OF ALL jtmitchell87 is the coolest motherfucker ever for sponsoring me for the second time. i owe him my first born. which is ok, i don't want it anyway :P give him mods for being cool as hell

      now for the juicy stuff. working at amazon.com has brought on an interesting form of entertainment. ladies and gentlemen, i bring you FUNNY/COOL amazon.com products!


      first, we have this one i discovered today:
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      nuns having fun, in ways that make me want to have fun making fun of them.

      next. a dvd that scares me every time i see it:
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      new sex now dvd, with the funniest cover in the world. what the hell is this guy doing, and why does the female look like she's farting????

      this one has a great cover of a guy, um...kickboxing:
      1861266715.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp

      ok, thats it for now, cause i'm sleepy. MORE LATER

      stay classy,
      crunch

    • New Years recap

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      this was exactly true for teh crunch, even down to the sunglasses!

      here's some real crunch new years pics:
      ok, here's a photo breaking it down for those who don't know how teh crunch parties (minus the old fitz' and add killlians)
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      here's a pic of Makala and I being all drunk and cute:
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      ok, so rvb is hating the rest of the journal past this, see comments for rest :P

      ***EDIT*** or not??? wtf??? RVB!??!! WHY!??!!11?one

    • fuck

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      hangovers.

    • happy fucking new year!

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      woot for 2007!

      now i'll be mistakenly writing '06 on every check for the next month and a half!

      go killians and jim beam!

      *unconscious*

    • ...

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      so, i started counting how many gay homosexual guys have hit on me at work and come to the number 7.

      possible reasons:
      ~almost everyone else here is either black african american, illegal mexican american, old, or a dumbass retarded.

      ~i'm hot ;)

      ~i look...um...gay? do i really?


      *shoots self*

    • Live from Amazon.com!!!

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      so, i type a journal from work, via a NCD linux workstation. this thing is a piece of crap. i can't read what i'm typing very well, and the white back ground for rvb looks like a broken tv set.

      umm...yeah, work sucks. but we all know that. i'm currently working 6:30pm to 6:00am saturday though thursday. i think my eyes will start bleeding.

      they've also informed me that i'm working the day before christmas, and the day after. hell, might as well come in and work, since i get off at 6 in the morning. i'll sleep most of the day any way.



      anyone want to hire chris for 11 bucks an hour? rooster teeth? nico? anyone? (no sex slaves or ass washing plz)
      -crunch

    • you know

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      pie > cake

    • halo 3 trailer on ESPN

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      so, new halo trailer is on youtube kidos. for those who didn't see it, here's the youtube linkage

      for those of you that have seen it, here's a fucking funny remix of the video


      fuck yeah!
      -crunch

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      wtf are those???
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      atv! woo!

    • OMG GERNEL IN -TREE

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      sorry for the lack of rvbness guys. its been one hell of a month for teh crunch. here's whats up in the very very busy world of crunch:

      ~i now work 11 hour shifts, 5 days a week at amazon.com's shipping warehouse in Lexington.
      ~my girlfriend and i are going strong. i really heart that girl.
      ~my grandpa is out of the hospital and doing super. he's kicked death's ass, yet again.
      ~christmas should be over already. fucking music, and department stores with their cheer and crap....
      ~Makala (girlfriend) has made a profile on here. why, i'm not really sure, but please do spam greet her with that online community love that we all know ^_^ (also thank her for keeping me straight in the offline world)

      ok, so i'm done for now. i need to go to sleep. stay classy! (even though i'm not around much)
      -crunch


      OMG ITS RANDOM PICTURES!!!11
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      i hate christmas season. it makes work even suckier.

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      hehe, poor kitty

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      he's such a dork...but he's funny

    • yarr

      12 years ago

      capncrunch86

      life had been rough here the last few weeks, sorry for the lack of online-ness

      here's what's up:
      -lost my job. they fired me. attendence...hehe
      -my internet has been the suxor. i'm online now though!
      -got a new job (starting tomorrow). i'll work at amazon.com's shipping warehouse. night shift, but 10.65 an hour :D
      -gf and i have been arguing hardcore...so most nights have been spent on the phone with her...BLA
      -grandpa's in the hospital...had a heart attack but is doing well. i'm good, but the family is not doing so well. i've been trying to support them.
      -oh, and i got a hair cut ^_^

      yeah...i wanna go to sleep, but i'm working 6pm - 5am, and i wanna try and push the night as far as i can...so i don't die tomorrow night. thank god for my ipod

      stay classy! (i'm still thinking about you guys)
      -crunch

  • Comments (908)

    • irishred

      14 years ago

      yeah let me know about that h2 get together. hopefully i'm going get caught up enough to get some practice in.

    • irishred

      14 years ago

      representin the Morehead.... if i ever get time out to play it, we'll have to play some H2.

    • capncrunch86

      14 years ago

      outcast is good, but its easy to get schooled online. i've got it on pc, and its lots of fun. if you find it in a $10 somewhere, definately worth a look.

    • Zakira

      14 years ago

      Shite- is Jedi Outcast good? It looked so sweet. but i only have a PS2,which i love...but.....no Outcast...v. sad.


      uuuhhhhhh*shudder* country....*tunesless wistle* She Killed my dog, took my truck, and broke my heart....but i still have my beer...

      i heart rock

    • Capn

      14 years ago

      wow i have friend

    • capncrunch86

      14 years ago

      i've seen a bit of it... not bad really

    • jediassassin

      14 years ago

      The Mini-series have you seen?

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