capncrunch86

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from Winchester, KY

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    • ignore this

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      OMG PPL!

      YOU HAZ NO IDEA


      i mean....i HAZ NO IDEA


      OR...umm....HOLY CRAPS

      *SUBMIT*

    • every bad day...

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      ...can be remedied with a tall glass of sailor jerry's

      creative non-specific vent blog start:
      maybe i won't get angry at unnecessary criticism....maybe
      maybe i won't stab anyone when they sass me at work....maybe
      maybe i won't punch the wall when i get angry at said sass'ers...maybe
      maybe i won't get involved in drama that i had nothing to do with...maybe
      maybe i won't drink myself to sleep every night....umm


      *looking for new job just in case*
      -crunch

      PS: *doesn't want to talk about it anymore*

      creative non-specific vent blog complete.

      EDIT: makes me happy everytime * dances intoxicatedly*

    • weeee

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      So, its night 3.
      As i started typing, a heart monitor went off and then a patient pooped the bed twice. So i started over. Tonight has been hell...

      Lets see, heres a bulleted list of things i've learned so far about life:

      -everything that sustains life boils down to a few things: poop, blood/heart, fluid input/output.
      -family visits make almost every vital sign better, its amazing
      -everyone anywhere just wants to go home.
      -a womens opinion about you and everything changes without warning/reason
      -you can only "care" so much
      -if you see someone driving in scrubs at 7 in the morning, get the hell outta thier way. They probably dont see you, and probably dont care to if they hit you as long as they get to sleep somewhere.
      -patients probably hear everything ever said anywhere near them, except when you directly ask them what they need/want or if you ask to help
      -coffee. Just coffee. Even strong ass mud water coffee.
      -the radio station playing just went from lady gaga to switchfoot? Sorry, just had to include that...wtf?

      The end.

      (typed on my phone's wordpad between 1am and 5am from the nurses station)

    • employed...and tired

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      Yesterday was my first 12 hour shift on the floor, and in scrubs.

      I'm working at Saint Joseph Hospital. I'm what they call a "SWAN" (yeah manly aint it?) which is a nurse/secretary. There's more to it than that, but its one of those nurses that sit at the desk and answer the phone and stuff while switching out with hourly patient rounds. I'm in the CCH unit, which is "continuing care hospital". Its where the patients go after they've been through all their surgery and need nearly total care. I'm completely full time, which is abnormal for a brand new guy like me. Apparently I get to have AS MUCH overtime as I want, and first dibs on it. Everyone else is either part-time, or a temp. This makes me love it all the more better. Although I'm new, I already outrank some. The families of our patients had no idea that i was brand new, and when I told some of them, they couldn't believe me. I did a good great job.

      So, long story short, the first day was stressful and very demanding. I was on my feet the entire 12 hours (even for breaks) and leaning over a bed most of the time. It took sometime to find my groove and my "bedside manner" but at the end of the day, I couldn't wait to come back. Sunday I go back on night shift, and I'm apparently not going to be trained anymore. The 2-week shadowing that I'm supposed to be doing was lifted do to the fact that I was "keeping up with the RN's" and "picking it up quick"...on my first day.

      There's only one first day. No one is ever 100% satisfied with it. I was in poop up to my elbows...literally. But I'm looking at the calender and looking forward to going back, and checking on MY patients.

      -crunch

    • All I can hope for...

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      is that there is a Turk starting out the same day I am. Someone that I can grab a beer with after work and sing terrible tv show themes while working. Maybe even try some patient bowling. I'm going to need someone to take the edge off of work. Most of my "friends" have either never grew up or decided I wasn't drunk enough for them.

      I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle all the estrogen. I get enough at home as it is.

      yep, pointless journal.
      btw, i <3 scrubs

    • Just so you know...

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      In the health care world, scrubs are female dominated. Men aren't very welcome here, and its hard to fit in.

      Here's some things that I've learned within the last few hours of googling and returning EVERY set I've bought:

      -Unisex means guys can wear it, but its designed for females
      -the absence of the word unisex means female EVERY FREAKIN TIME.
      -"fitted" means extra female tight, and you will look very gay silly.
      -women don't need pockets. so don't expect to have any, especially for your wallet.
      -in the fine print on pant labels, look for "low rise" and flair. these are female terms, and guys can't have either of them.
      -walmart doesn't like male nurses, so they sell only 3 XL's in unisex. and zero "male" styles.
      -"men's" scrubs are usually at least 5 more bucks, and are usually less complex. straight leg, elastic waist.
      -cargo pants are at least 20 bucks a piece.
      -emt bdu's cost 30 bucks or more...but would be what a dude nurse like myself would want to wear.

      i carry tools, so i need pockets. LOTS of pockets. i bought a pair of cargo scrubs and was very pleased with thier 15 buck price tag. took them home and tried them on the be sure....and they felt fine. Makala paused and said "OMG, those are flaired"

      now, i'm a guy...so i'm like "wtf is a flair? where is it? and can i wear it without anyone noticing?"
      lolno. its hard enough as it is being the only dude in a gossipy girly world of nursing.

      so, to conclude, i'm going to travel to an actual scrub store tomorrow. i'm going to kidnap an associate and make them help me find some scrubs. otherwise i'm going to the military surplus and buying camo pants and one of those rambo ammo straps and filling it full of syringes and cotton balls.

      -crunch

    • shameless plug

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      I'm working on a site to host my vids, and some music that some friends make.
      Its still in development and all that jazz...but its cool looking, and very facebook like.

      LINKAGE
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      i'll be adding more music and videos later, but for now, you can listen to Jason's extremely offensive Lady Ga Ga parody songs. The one titled "bitch got aids" features makala as the female voice, and my self as the deep black guy voice. (direct link to music player in full screen) and everyone but me sounds like they are from Kentucky. I'm more civilized then they are :D

      Let me know what you think, besides "OMFG NOT ANOTHER GD SITE FROM YOU!!!1"
      -crunch

      disclaimer: the content on worthless media does not represent the views or beliefs of its staff and members. all content is to be viewed at a user's own risk. you have been warned.

    • seriously

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      this is a real ad:

      ai.php?filename=swine-flu-wood.gif&conte

      and so that no revenue is generated from what ever crazy twisted plan they have, here's what it links to, from behind a redirector


      i laughed for a bit, then cried...cause its actually REALLY sad. not in a morbid way...but in a way that makes me feel sorry for the retard that stoops that low. the asian/indian dumbasses in a massive, overloaded, wow infested, spyware programing, spam typing, flash ad cartooning (if you wanna call it that) server bunker. i hope you run out of hot pockets ramen noodles.


      woot for the internets

      (seriously, how the hell do any of those guys make money? is the internet THAT stupid?)

    • <tweet>

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      i give in...on the bandwagon I am.
      whale.png


      i've had an account for a while....but i just realized how much quicker i can post something retarded...its like a one sentence blog. (genius!)

      while i downgrade to the new times, makala created her first page on blogspot (yeah, in 2009) give her a howdy do dee and tell her i sent ya. maybe i'll get brownie points for the shout out :D

      so, to summarize: i'm on twitter, and its on my rvb (up top there. you see it? under the about section....yeah, right there)


      -crunch

    • YOU MUST

      10 years ago

      capncrunch86

      SEE STAR TREK.
      you will not be disappointed.


      That is all, over.

      -Capt. N. Crunch


      PS: i'm ordering a starfleet science uniform next week so I can just geek the fuck out. (its a blue one)

  • Comments (908)

    • thekellykidx

      11 years ago

      Hey fruitcake still want to get your hair did?

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      SPESHAL EDITON YES?!?!

    • invisiblepen

      11 years ago

      They are awesome. Every now and then I go through the archive to see them all.

    • thekellykidx

      11 years ago

      Pills, booze, nothing works! I'm cursed.

    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      peupz.

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    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

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    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      i love you!

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    • thekellykidx

      11 years ago

      Jeff bought me my new sponsorship...I had to submit to his trend.

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I think I've actually smoked less since I started college...

      Whoops?

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I have no doubt it's real.


      I just wish there was more of it... A lot more.

    • thekellykidx

      11 years ago

      So am I!

      But there's a possibility that we got you guys sick X/ Justin's at home puking...still. So I don't think he and I are still just hungover.

    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      change your picture, fag.

      <3

    • john Quarlton Tanks

      11 years ago

      God I wish it were mine, I rented it from my school. The rig costs about 15 Gs and the Camera is about 35Gs. So, I have about 50 grand strapped to my body.

    • john Quarlton Tanks

      11 years ago

      Yea that rig is pretty bang-a-rang

    • CaptainLoozer

      11 years ago

      Tell her no, I do not.

    • Freudianslip

      11 years ago

      Get on some damn COD4 you bastard.

    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      quit touching yourself.

      >.>

      i see you...with your hand between your legs.

      you thought i was "looking at you like you were stupid"

    • ValhallaKing

      11 years ago

      Sounds great !

    • Freudianslip

      11 years ago

      comment whored

    • Freudianslip

      11 years ago

      Go see Cloverfield. Don't read any reviews lately they ruin the movie, bunch of dickshits running around telling the endings to movies.

    • Freudianslip

      11 years ago

      Paul van dyk's cd from last year is great. I was always partial to sasha and digweed and paul oakenfold.

    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      i'd hit it


      that's what he said.

      (he, being you....or whatever.)

    • MrBen410

      11 years ago

      alright, it seems to be smooth now...

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Is it just me or is the waffle going really sluggish today?

    • MrBen410

      11 years ago

      it's all good dude!!

      i love cigars too!!!

    • Freudianslip

      11 years ago

      Cant access forums even though im registered to the site.

    • thekellykidx

      11 years ago

      It's where Justin (the bf) is from, so we moved back here.

    • Freudianslip

      11 years ago

      reclaimed some Arcade dominance. nice site.

    • thekellykidx

      11 years ago

      So I'm living in Lex-town with my boyfriend now, you should grab you're wife and we should all hang out sometime. No excuses!

    • MrBen410

      11 years ago

      oh damn!

      get that shit fixed bro bro!!!

    • Morgue94

      11 years ago

      Isn't everyone? lol.

    • Morgue94

      11 years ago

      Yeah I can't believe you. :P Joking. How's married life? :)

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I liked how the first one came out so much that I even took four fresh pictures so I could get it right.


      When you do it call the number. The voice adds so much more.

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I laughed so hard when I saw the final product.

      ... Then I made one that had FOUR of me in it and died.

    • AaronWhisman

      11 years ago

      Yes. Yes.

    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      *makes kittyfloss noises*


      m'yow m'yow m'yow!!!

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    • Phantexxx

      11 years ago

      heh...if you need any tips on ranting about the pre-teens to 17yr olds online claiming to be something besides what they are, just let me know. I'ma add you to the watch list, can't wait to see it.

    • MainStreet

      11 years ago

      yeah, ok... you just keep bashing them. so does your "wife"

      they're all fucking lifeless huh. all they do is sit at their computers, and talk to people who don't exist. well you know what chris, you were one of them too. you were the biggest. you were the worst. you got fucking drunk in a chat room, and talked to a bunch of people, who according to you, are figments of the internet. wow. congrats on being a backstabber. hope it feels good you giant testicle wart. are you afraid to admit you had fun? are you afraid to admit you ever made friends. you met all of us you dick, and PRETENDED to care. well.... i'm surprised any one gives a fuck about you anymore.

      fuck you

    • chuch2041

      11 years ago

      you know I A: don't have time and B: am to lazy to gather up all those comments. However, Feel free to do so. If you're tight with Luke McKay he might comic it up for ya.

    • MrBen410

      11 years ago

      you're a booooob

    • MrBen410

      11 years ago

      CHRIS..... i smiley12.gif you

    • MainStreet

      11 years ago

      yeah, well... i'm sure that makes everyone who cares about you super happy...

      have a great life man....

    • MainStreet

      11 years ago

      wow, damn chris... you just about copied my previous journal word for word there... i even used the example of the rat. i'm aware she's your wife, and i'm aware of how cool of a person you USED to be. don't get me wrong you're still cool now i'm sure... cough cough... whipped.... cough... but i don't see how you would let your wife say stuff like that about something you used to be passionate about??? i mean seriously. if my gf or wife came onto a website that had my friends on it and she was going to say shit like that, i wouldn't be too happy... but that's just me.

      and there is no currupt side to RvB or JKW or DBP or any of that shit ok? i did what i did on my own. and the people who agree with me did it on their own.

      sooo... come up with your own words to say to me.. and THEN give me your opinion, instead of just copying everyone else... thanks

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      Dude, its been waay too long, how's it hangin?

    • MainStreet

      11 years ago

      i am appalled at some things people say about other people, or things that other people have done

      some people need to start having respect for other peoples work. this REALLY pissed me off

      all i have to say in response is that this cunt doesn't know what she's talking about...

      if anyone here is a fan of jeskid and his work, show your support. i'm not nessesarily saying to neg bomb this bitch, but she does say herself that we can....

    • michalev

      11 years ago

      Startin to get over the last gf. Things are getting better.

    • michalev

      11 years ago

      Hey Chris, hows it going man. It's been a long time.

    • Andymatron

      11 years ago

      I might...

    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      *makes snake noises*

      HISS HISS!

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      11 years ago

      Yes, but I look cute and that's all the matters. smiley0.gif

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