captainahole

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from Minot, ND

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    • A little update on my life

      9 years ago

      captainahole

      For those of you who do and even for those of you who dont and are just frequenting my page just because I have cute pictures I have decided to give you a little glimpse of my life here in ND. For the last two months of my life have been lived in squalor mainly playing video games and drinking just because when people offer you things its not like your just going to turn something that is completely free away now are you? Up until about two weeks ago its been wake up, possibly shower, eat, play video games, watch TV until somewhere around 4 because once I stay up beyond a certain time once I cant fall asleep before that time again unless Im completely exhausted then i usually just take a nap. But beyond that I have recently started my new job at Perkins being a cook. A lot of people that are working there now havent been there for very much longer than I have been... maybe a week... maybe a few days. I dont exactly feel that Im going to be keeping this job for very long. mainly because they have told me that many others have been where I am right now. Ive been working between the hours of 8 am and 5 pm since tuesday August 11. The biggest problem that I guess that I have right now is the fact that Ive been working there for 2 and a half weeks now and I wont be receiving a pay check until the 31st!!! I guess their reasoning for it is that they pay your every other 2 weeks. My theory about it is that they are just to fucking lazy and short handed that they just dont want to figure out how much they are willing to give their own fucking employees. But ya know there are only like.... 40 people that work there between Prep, Cooks, Servers and Dish/bus people. Whatever right?! Im sorry for any grammatical/punctuation errors for those of you who have actually decided to read this. You can now go on with your lives knowing that I am going to be a little bit better now that you know something about me. Relish in your own sunlight that you know more than some other random person on this site. Go on with your lives! Leave me alone!! GOD! your seriously still reading this to know if im actually gunna divulge how I masturbate I switch hit thank you very much ?! That is fucking sick! SERIOUSLY GO AWAY!!! FUCK!!... lol no seriously if you wanna hang out/do it just let me know. smiley8.gif

    • CHECK IT OUT!!!

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      As of Tuesday, May 6, 2009 I have gotten a tattoo. You can ask me one question of which I shall answer honestly...and slightly sarcasticly. Have at negros and shnegros.

    • The newest addition to my family.

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      yhst-60408490650417_2051_2485197

      Its a fucking dragon pipe!

    • God damn RT

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      Not necessarily the site but my watch list never goes away and after a dozen clicks on clear all alerts and all of the alerts that Ive already checked are still there. How do I fix it because this has never happened to me before

    • God damn the mid west weather systems.

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      Just as I was beginning to be happy that all of the snow in Minot, ND was melting and expecting it to go away Tom the weather douche has just predicted us to get 7-11 more feet by tommorrow....GOD DAMN IT! I really hate snow right now. Its very depressing. and underneath all this gloriously shitty snow is glare ice because it fucking rained yesterday. Hooray retarded basers.

    • I have found something that I want to do

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      I want to be a college prof. For what you ask?? I want to teach Procrastination. There would never actually be class it would always be laid off for tommorrow and if anyone actually showed up to my class they would fail for the entire year.

    • I have a question for you.

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      Is it bad that Im trying to find a 75 point achievement so that I can have 13000 GP?

    • So guess what everyone

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      My XBOX 360 red ringed...This is the 5th time that I have had to call Microsoft to get a new box....Dear god....I want to die already smiley2.gif

    • Yet anothercurling weekend.

      10 years ago

      captainahole

      Once again we are away from home and in some town that I haven't been to since I was small and coludn't remember reguardless. We left Minot at about 1030 in the morning and started our trip to Devils Lake. We felt pretty good that we made it 160-ish miles in only an hour and a half(90 miles an hour in the snow...it was fun.) We got to the club and checked it out and dropped our stuff off in the locker room and decided to hit up the hotel to see if it was worth staying or not. It turns out the Holiday Inn Express in Devils Lake is really nice. Our first game was at 2 and we hadn't eaten anything that day so we went to the Hardees which was only 2 streets over. Our first game was against Neuman, we've been friends with them since we first played with them in Grafton, and we were afraid that we were just going to get hammered by them. Lucky for us they couldn't play the ice and made a lot of beginner mistakes. We beat them 9-2 in 8 ends and we were feeling pretty good about ourselves until we had to play against Jenson. We got the shit kicked out of us because they outskipped us and called a marginally better game than we did and got the shit kicked out of us. The final score was 10-1 and the game was over in 5 ends....we had our fair share of humble pie. And i fell once again...hard(lets just leave it at It was hard enough to knock the pin out of my watch). When we finish our last game tonight I'll fill you in about how we do. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

  • Comments (92)

    • BrokenRobot

      9 years ago

      My favourite Anime/Studio Ghibli film is Porco Rosso, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Ah sod it, I can't decide, it's too difficult.

    • Selina_Kyle

      9 years ago

      I love it when they stand up and beg for it like that. Kinda rare to catch them in that stance.

    • queenspammy

      9 years ago

      You can be a zombie too!

      zombify-yourself.net

    • KittyLHB

      9 years ago

      Thank you!

    • jack1sparrow

      9 years ago

      i love my gnome.

    • Martster

      9 years ago

      I'm in the UK and that is how that date is written here
      day/month/year

      so I am not from the future, that picture was taken on the 12th of April 2009 smiley0.gif

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      Thank you for the picture comment. smiley1.gif

    • Dockman

      10 years ago

      That's a great idea... I'd do it if my computer art skills were slightly better than those of a fish...

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      10 years ago

      well...I'm not too good at couting....good eye you have man!

    • screenaholic

      10 years ago

      Is it myspace? I didn't know. I wouldn't have posted it.

    • Dockman

      10 years ago

      Yes, that is so... You just got three mods by commenting on my pictures!

    • AnimalCops FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Thankee for the image comment!

      Yeah! Redwall is awesome.

      Slagar is my favorite bad guy.

    • MJbigbro

      10 years ago

      kk, and your not the first person to comment me, i just delete after i read and respond

    • 133Tcoboose

      10 years ago

      Cool.

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      Ah, ok. The easiest thing to do is lure them out with something very long (that way you don't form part of the game!)... but I love cats.... always have

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      you don't like cats do you? (thats not normal by the way :P)

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Those are not noses, it's the wrinkles between their eye brows.
      Which they do have when they make a strong expression.

    • JasonXLV2

      10 years ago

      haha done!
      it really is goofy isnt it?

    • InsaneDC

      10 years ago

      It's not a real doctorate but the college he actually went to gave him an honorary doctorate. So he says he's going to start using it. Go figure.

    • RunninMan

      10 years ago

      My favorite part was any conversation regarding or involving Bob.

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      different tastes I guess

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      o.O how could you say that? Halo 3 is awesome!

    • Surutar

      10 years ago

      well look at mine now, but its still reached the qualifications.

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      ok heres what you do: step 1. Upload your pic using a site such as liquimatter.com (only problem with liquimatter is that if the name of the pic includes a space, you need to copy and paste the link into the url bar, click go and copy it again) Step 2. past the acquired url into journal or post or whatever. step 3. Highlight the url Step 4. Click img button (between link and spoiler) (failing that, type [ img ] before it (without spaces) and [ /img ] after it again without spaces. Hope that helps! smiley1.gif

    • cyboargninja

      10 years ago

      didnt take the guitar hero thing. you didnt see all the other xkcd comics in my stream?

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      10 years ago

      its that darned asian kid

    • Gofenstien

      10 years ago

      good god indeed, thats a big ass suppresor

    • Death_Grip

      10 years ago

      Oh....well thanks for that advice.

    • Bioxx

      10 years ago

      NO, you are the most attractive man on this site.
      Ps. Let's "gossip" haha. It's bad enough we always have to deal with 14 year olds on xbox live but now you have to train one at work. You should be the biggest asshole to him if he forgets to put the right amount of pepperoni on a pizza. I have your back if you need it

    • ImAGayRobot9

      10 years ago

      yeah i don't kno how to fix it

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      I could have saved 200 USD by duct taping the breaks back on my car! D: I feel so stupid for not thinking of that before! >.<

    • pd07

      10 years ago

      thanks for the coment

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      >.>

      Can you fix minor annoyances? Liiike, say, co-workers, with duct tape?

      ... Maybe if I stick some in her hair...

      or tape "kick me HARD" on her back... with duct tape, of course...

      hmm... *plots*

    • jonnycrow

      10 years ago

      ya the girl in the middle was here best friend and still is and no i didnt get bored i was making my youtube background/logo check it out
      www.youtube.com/crowjon4

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      I didn't understand a single one of your pic comments you gave me.

      Que?

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      Thank god for Duct tape...Its like a god send you can fix damn near everything with it. I know I broke the passenger side mirror off my car and duct taped it back to normal

      I... think they meant that if you can't get silence (gold), silver (duct taping the person who won't shut up's mouth shut) is a close substitute.

    • tweak_weak

      10 years ago

      i know what there saying XD i have english and german versions of every song,,,

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      Actually geisha and asian hooker are very different things. Many women who prostituted themselves to american GI's back after world war 2 called themselves "geisha".

    • willcastro

      10 years ago

      thx for the pic comments

    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      10 years ago

      SOAD didn't break up Serg is just doing a solo thing rite now, they will still tour together and release albums though.

      If not I'll cry, then get a gun... then be kinda happy that I have a gun, and go out side and shoot pop cans and forget about the situation for ten or twenty minutes. Then I'll probubly play halo and be super pissed when a system song comes on and get a bunch more kills.

      Things work out that way. smiley8.gif

    • Fox_Knight

      10 years ago

      wow that sucks...well i guess it'll be a waste

    • Fox_Knight

      10 years ago

      sounds kind of fun, i should play it some time though i think in multiplayer mode it might be funner. and you already went through the campaign 8x in 4 days? wow thats something

    • mah_lazors

      10 years ago

      Who didn't watch it religiously?
      (Digimon pic comment)

    • xAnarchy_666

      10 years ago

      in reply to your picture comment

      but you see..
      the thing is , I WANT him to do those things lol

    • hidef

      10 years ago

      he doesnt need to know how to spell cause he is fucking god times 500

    • BASTARD667

      10 years ago

      Hey there! I see you're a fan of Ender's Shadow.
      I recently wrote a book and I was looking for peoples' thoughts on it. If you could give me yours, I would greatly appreciate it:
      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580

      (No. This isn't spam- I'm just asking for some honest and friendly opinions.)

    • LTedd

      10 years ago

      I bought too human it was worth it, critics just hate new things such as the gameplay.

    • evilcherry

      10 years ago

      yeah they do talk a lot but it's like an entry to each song, i think it's cool.
      and smiley12.gif 12 stones.

    • evilcherry

      10 years ago

      are you serious?! i loved them in concert

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