cesmythe

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  • Activity

    • good bye

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      good bye...this time fore good :D

    • Contest = VOTE FOR ME

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      First, if anyone knows me then they know that I have NEVER asked to be voted for before and that I never compete in contests....so.... let me put it this way...think of me as an old married man....this contest.....No one watches me...no one mods me..only a few comment me.....so if you vote for me in this contest then I know who cares :)
      "how does that tie in with being an old married man?"
      well, it is like this when you have been married for many years....a married couple doesn't have sex anymore...they only have make-up sex....so, in a round about way....all I have LEFT is make-up sex!
      so if you vote for me then it will make me happy.....I no longer really care about my account as much as I did when I first started...so, me getting back into it is my "make-up sex"
      also, I'm going through my friends and deleting all the people I no longer remember, those who don't watch/comment/ remember me....so commenting here and then voting will tell me who I should keep :)
      so, go vote at Markkoo79

    • Hearing Aids

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      So, I went to the audiologist the other day and they told me that I have significant hearing loss in my left ear (about 85%) and partial in my right ear (45%) and guess what....they recomended hearing aids!
      Yeah, I have a real hard time hearing what people say but hearing aids will just make me feel old!
      now I have bad hearing, white hair (check out my pics I just put one up, it shows my hair), all I need now is a freakin walker and I will be set for retirement!


      this sucks!

    • Where'd all the good people go?!?

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      What happened!
      When I left there were a ton of awesome people online....good times pwning the noobs!
      but now that I am back a lot of my friends "don't exist" anymore and those that are left don't really care about rvb any more!
      what happened while I was gone...has rvb lost its luster? has it lost it's appeal to the teens and youth?
      I myself, only thought that episodes 1-around 60 were funny...and then everything just started sucking!
      go to the rvb videos....look at the drastic decline in video comments between the older episodes and the newer ones!
      What is going on!!!!!!
      there is hardly anyone online anymore!!!!
      to everyone that has left.....come back!!!!
      I might just leave again...this time for good!
      I am, really bumbed!

      I'm not saying that anyone that is still here is not my friend but some of the good ones are gone!

    • I know

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      it has been a while but...I'm back I'm afraid no one watches me anymore :( but just to let you know!

    • Good bye

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      Well guys,
      I know it has been a while and I do regret that I won’t be able to continue on with my profile anymore, I might be able to get someone to carry on for me but that’s no the point. The point is that due to circumstances beyond my control I can no longer continue, I will always be a fan of RVB and watch the videos, but I am afraid this is the end, goodbye, if you wish to contact me, I have an e-mail address that you can reach me at cesmythe@gmail.com I will be able to keep this for a while, and I would love to hear from you guys :) if you need any advice on anything don’t hesitate to ask. It has been fun getting to know you guys.
      Charles

    • funny 3

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      Sorry it has been sooooo long since I have been on…..and please don’t delete me as a friend I have been grounded for what seems like an eternity and School really is kicking my butt right now sooooo sorry about that, but maybe this will make up for it, enjoy.

      A blonde comes home after her first day of Preschool all excited and tells her mom proudly
      "the teacher asked us to say our ABC’s up to T today but I was able to say it all the way through without any mistakes, is that because I am blonde mommy?â€Â

      The mom tells her daughter, “Yes dear, it is because you are blonde.â€Â

      The next day the blonde girl comes home and tells her mom
      “The teacher asked us to count up to five, but I was able to count all the way up to ten, is that because I am blonde mommy?

      The mom tells her daughter, “Yes dear, it is because you are blonde.â€Â

      The next day the blonde girl comes home and tells her mom
      “The teacher taught us about breasts to day mom and I looked around and all the girls were flat chested and I am a 34 DD is that because I am blonde mommy?â€Â

      The mom tells her daughter, “No dear, it is because you are 25.â€Â

    • Funny Two

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      A wife (Mrs. Smith) is talking to her pastor about her husband.
      Wife: "Pastor, I'm really concerned for my husband"
      Pastor: "How so Mrs. Smith?"
      Wife: "well he always falls asleep during your sermons, and I don't know what to do."
      Pastor: "Well, here is what we can do....you take this pen, and when I see Mr. Smith fall asleep then I will wave my hand and you stab him in the leg with it, so he can stay awake."
      well, needless to say, the next sunday Mr. and Mrs. Smith are sitting in church and Mr. Smith starts to doze off. The pastor sees this and says...
      Pastor: Who does this glorious world belong to (waves hand)
      Mrs. Smith seeing the sign stabs her husband in the leg.Mr. Smith wakes up at a start, and yells at his wife, "God!!!"
      Pastor: "That is right Mr. Smith, God gave this good earth to us! Amen!"
      Mr. Smith stayed awake for awhile longer but then started to doze off again, the pastor sees this and makes the sign again
      Pastor: And who died on the cross for our sins? (waves hand again)
      STAB!!
      Mr. Smith (to wife): Jesus Christ!!!!
      Pastor: That is correct Mr. Smith!!! Amen!!!
      a little bit later Mr. Smith dozes off again, but the pastor does not notice, and haphazerdly waves his hand, Mrs. Smith mistakes this for the sign and stabs her husband in the leg
      STAB
      Pastor: and what do you think Eve said to Adam?
      Mr. Smith (to wife): If you stick that thing in me one more time I will break it off and shove it up your @$$!!!!

      I thought this was a really good one!!

    • Another joke

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      Q. what is the difference between sewers here in America and sewers in Mexico?

      A. We don't have diving boards here in America


      here's another one:
      ACT

    • funny

      12 years ago

      cesmythe

      so there is this midget that is jumping up and down on a man hole, and each time he gets to the top of his jump[ he yells "18......18....18" this man walking by sees how much fun this midget is having and asks if he can have a try at it. The midget says yes and the man starts to jump up and down on the man hole and yells "18.....18....18" well while the man is in the air the midget pulls the man hole lid away and the man falls into the whole. the midget then starts to jump up and down again yelliny "19.....19.....19"

  • About Me

  • Comments (92)

    • nosferatzu

      12 years ago

      thanx dude

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Oh yeah saw that comment thanks for saying its good lol!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Havent seen it yet lol!

    • googleme2day

      12 years ago

      Haven't finished it yet, and I've heard to many spoilers! smiley4.gifsmiley5.gif

      I now know that the cover is misleading and ron and hermoine have kids! smiley4.gif

    • googleme2day

      12 years ago

      They team up sometimes to take down other symbiote hybrids

    • googleme2day

      12 years ago

      I don't know dude.......................why............

    • AznGrif

      12 years ago

      you saved that poor girl by posting a comment...she sends you her best regards

    • AznGrif

      12 years ago

      wow...ur squirrel would totally own any spartan out there...maybe except grif...

    • almightyblue

      12 years ago

      uhm.. sit at home and play guitar hero lol

      ooo yea ginormous planss haha

      you?

    • almightyblue

      12 years ago

      its going lol

    • almightyblue

      12 years ago

      hi

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      yeah lol I buy everytihng from there. My friend buys me fishing pools from there too!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      i like hunting too!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Personal man. I like fishing to you know?

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Woah I buy stufff from there man!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago


      Ok cool lol if you dont mind me asking where you work at?

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Bye!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Getting ready for school man! lol or reading my summer reading. you?

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      STEAK!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Lol yeah I dont like fast food. I only like subway and pizza only foods I like eating but my favorite food it Steak!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      No lol i dont I work for 10 min oil change lol.

    • JazzmanSA80

      12 years ago

      haha well, it's kind of coming along... the ping issue was thanks to Windows Firewall, doh!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      fun man work at BK and you could be king of mcdonalds.

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Yeah old joke but funy. Not muchg just got done swimming. You?

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      I guess man lol!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      No bubbles was the girl next door!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      66 friends haha you wierd for have 66 why not make it 69? I had 666 friends but only for like 3 seconds. Lol

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Crap do they actually bite?

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      No they didnt becasue then they mad 1-800 magic so yeah then didnt last long so the site died, then they decided to make a new season

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Woah ddue guess what? I watch you and i didnt know it lol!

      dude*

      Post edited 7/26/07 8:49PM

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Well man I am actually the one still keeping it alive. Lol notm uch just 1-800 magic cameo ut hten ended in a month,

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      I saw episode 100 and the 3 endings lol! I heard they will start a new season

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Oh yeah man lol! Well on my old computer it had that so it helped so good!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      No you dont have to lol!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Its going pretty good. Lol how it going for you?

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Lol well man lets see those pictures!

    • almightyblue

      12 years ago

      ewww purple is docy

      use green lol

    • almightyblue

      12 years ago

      blue tinted for blue team! lol

    • hey36

      12 years ago

      I've noticed that too. Must be because RvB is over.

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      12 years ago

      its a mod

    • GaussCannon

      12 years ago

      Yepp and thanks

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      12 years ago

      the game is elderscrolls oblivion

    • Phazon117

      12 years ago

      whats up? im doing alright... and how long have you been gone? couple months, right?

    • JazzmanSA80

      12 years ago

      Well I'm an IT major, and I've done a fair amount of home/small office networking with Windows, but I've run into some issues that I don't know where to begin troubleshooting. For one, I have all my own computers on a network through a router, and they are performing functions (sharing files, sharing a mouse/keyboard over the network using Synergy) that tell me they are working properly on the network, but my 2 windows machine can't ping one another, but both can ping my Linux box and vice versa. I have no clue why they can't see each other :-/ One is XP pro, one is XP home...I dunno, it is probably something I'll have to tinker with myself.

    • JazzmanSA80

      12 years ago

      Hello there friend of Riah!

      As for that Linux stuff in my journal...I've worked with Fedora Core, which turned me off to anything Red Hat based, and with (K)ubuntu and now on Debian. I like Debian a lot, and it runs fantastically on this old PIII machine, but I'm having all kinds of network issues >.<

      Know much about networking?

    • grayfox117

      12 years ago

      it was awesome

    • grayfox117

      12 years ago

      hell yeah

    • andythebomb9

      12 years ago

      not much,it definitely has been a while,i got a summer job at a cafe,Getting myself some anime and video game merch,as well as some games,what about you?

    • DragonLord64

      12 years ago

      wow. I took time off too, but only about a week or two. >.> and I kept in touch lol

    • DragonLord64

      12 years ago

      yeah, it does... where have you been all this time?

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