church1414

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    • jokes

      10 years ago

      church1414

      --If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth eating.

      -- If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four-wheel-drive truck with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help, just stay out of their way -- this is what they live for.

      -- Don't be surprised to find boiled peanuts, movie rentals and fishing bait in the same store.

      -- Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.

      -- Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you either.

      -- If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" -- stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.

      -- If you see a turn signal blinking on a car with a southern license plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased.

      -- Satellite dishes are very popular in the South. They are to be positioned directly in front of one's trailer, since it cost considerably more than the trailer and should, therefore, be displayed.

      -- As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember: many Southerners learned to drive on a John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle.

      -- You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks, you're better off trying to find it yourself.

    • best music of the 80s

      10 years ago

      church1414

      The complete list of all songs #1-100
      1. Bon Jovi / "Livin' on a Prayer" (1986)

      2. Def Leppard / "Pour Some Sugar On Me" (1987)

      3. Duran Duran / "Hungry Like the Wolf" (1982)

      4. Michael Jackson / "Billie Jean" (1982)

      5. Prince / "When Doves Cry" (1984)

      6. Hall & Oates / "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" (1981)

      7. Guns N' Roses / Sweet Child O' Mine (1987)

      8. Madonna / "Like a Virgin" (1984)

      9. Run-D.M.C. / "Walk This Way" (1986)

      10. AC/DC / "You Shook Me All Night Long" (1980)

      11. Journey / Don't Stop Believing (1981)

      12. Whitney Houston / "How Will I Know" (1985)

      13. U2 / "With Or Without You" (1987)

      14. The Bangles / "Walk Like an Egyptian" (1986)

      15. Van Halen / "Jump" (1984)

      16. INXS / "Need You Tonight" (1987)

      17. Whitesnake / "Here I Go Again" (1982)

      18. Dexy's Midnight Runners / "Come On Eileen" (1982)

      19. Cyndi Lauper / "Time After Time" (1984)

      20. Rick Springfield / "Jessie's Girl" (1981)

      21. Michael Jackson / "Beat It" (1982)

      22. The Cure / "Just Like Heaven" (1987)

      23. Cyndi Lauper / "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" (1984)

      24. A-Ha / "Take On Me" (1985)

      25. Go-Go's / "Our Lips Are Sealed" (1981)

      26. Guns N' Roses / "Welcome to the Jungle" (1987)

      27. Kajagoogoo / "Too Shy" (1984)

      28. Wham! / "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (1984)

      29. Talking Heads / "Burning Down the House" (1983)

      30. Pat Benatar / "Love is a Battlefield" (1983)

      31. Queen and David Bowie / "Under Pressure" (1981)

      32. Night Ranger / "Sister Christian" (1983)

      33. Soft Cell / "Tainted Love" (1981)

      34. Poison / "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" (1988)

      35. Phil Collins / "In the Air Tonight" (1981)

      36. Tommy Tutone / "867-5309/Jenny" (1981)

      37. Aerosmith / "Janie's Got a Gun" (1989)

      38. U2 / "Pride (In the Name of Love)" (1984)

      39. Modern English / "I Melt With You" (1982)

      40. The B-52's / "Love Shack" (1989)

      41. Mötley Crüe / "Dr. Feelgood" (1989)

      42. The Clash / "London Calling" (1982)

      43. ABC / "Look of Love" (1982)

      44. Bananarama / "Cruel Summer" (1984)

      45. Janet Jackson / "Nasty" (1986)

      46. The Police / "Every Breath You Take" (1983)

      47. Twisted Sister / "We're Not Gonna Take It" (1984)

      48. Bruce Springsteen / "Born in the U.S.A." (1984)

      49. Beastie Boys / "Fight For Your Right" (1986)

      50. Eurythmics / "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" (1983)

      51. Ratt / "Round and Round" (1984)

      52. Dead or Alive / "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)" (1985)

      53. Billy Idol / "White Wedding" (1988)

      54. Salt-N-Pepa / "Push It" (1986)

      55. A Flock of Seagulls / "I Ran (So Far Away)" (1982)

      56. Bonnie Tyler / "Total Eclipse of the Heart" (1983)

      57. Toni Basil / "Mickey" (1981)

      58. Culture Club / "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" (1982)

      59. John Mellencamp / "Jack & Diane" (1982)

      60. Young M.C. / "Bust a Move" (1989)

      61. Styx / "Mr. Roboto" (1983)

      62. Berlin / "Take My Breath Away" (1986)

      63. Devo / "Whip It" (1980)

      64. Paula Abdul / "Straight Up" (1988)

      65. Foreigner / "I Want to Know What Love Is" (1984)

      66. Depeche Mode / "Just Can't Get Enough" (1981)

      67. REO Speedwagon / "Keep On Loving You" (1980)

      68. Public Enemy / "Fight the Power" (1988)

      69. R.E.M. / "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" (1980)

      70. Joan Jett & The Blackhearts / "I Love Rock N' Roll" (1981)

      71. Rick James / "Super Freak" (1981)

      72. The Fixx / "One Thing Leads to Another" (1983)

      73. Nena / "99 Luftballons" (1983)

      74. George Michael / "Faith" (1987)

      75. Prince / "Little Red Corvette" (1983)

      76. Thomas Dolby / "She Blinded Me With Science" (1982)

      77. New Edition / "Candy Girl" (1983)

      78. Blondie / "Call Me" (1980)

      79. Human League / "Don't You Want Me?" (1981)

      80. Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock / "It Takes Two" (1988)

      81. Cameo / "Word Up!" (1986)

      82. Squeeze / "Tempted" (1981)

      83. Prince / "Kiss" (1986)

      84. Lionel Richie / "All Night Long (All Night)" (1983)

      85. Robert Palmer / "Addicted to Love" (1985)

      86. Bow Wow Wow / "I Want Candy" (1982)

      87. Falco / "Rock Me Amadeus" (1986)

      88. Chaka Khan / "Ain't Nobody" (1989)

      89. The Pretenders / "Brass in Pocket" (1980)

      90. Tone-Loc / "Wild Thing" (1989)

      91. Katrina and The Waves / "Walking On Sunshine" (1983)

      92. New Kids on the Block / "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" (1988)

      93. Gary Numan / "Cars" (1980)

      94. Rolling Stones / "Start Me Up" (1981)

      95. Debbie Gibson / "Only in My Dreams" (1987)

      96. Men at Work / "Down Under" (1982)

      97. The Romantics / "What I Like About You" (1980)

      98. Bobby Brown / "My Perogative" (1988)

      99. Wang Chung / "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" (1986)

      100. Loverboy / "Working for the Weekend" (1981)

    • favorite character

      11 years ago

      church1414

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    • theme song to sweetkillers story

      11 years ago

      church1414

      Spartan girls and Spartan guys
      Well always stand up and salute
      Well always recognize
      When we see old glory flying
      Theres a lot of men dead
      So we can sleep in peace at night
      When we lay down our head

      My daddy served in the army
      Where he lost his right eye
      But he flew a flag out in our yard
      Until the day that he died
      He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
      To grow up and live happy
      In the land of the free.

      Now this nation that I love
      Has fallen under attack
      A mighty sucker punch came flyin in
      From somewhere in the back
      Soon as we could see clearly
      Through our big black eye
      Man, we lit up your world
      Like the 4th of july

      Hey uncle spartan
      Put your name at the top of his list
      And the statue of liberty
      Started shakin her fist
      And the eagle will fly
      Man, its gonna be hell
      When you hear mother freedom
      Start ringin her bell
      And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
      Brought to you courtesy of the spartans

      Justice will be served
      And the battle will rage
      This big dog will fight
      When you rattle his cage
      And youll be sorry that you messed with
      The spartans
      cause well put a boot in your ass
      Its the spartans way

      Hey uncle spartan
      Put your name at the top of his list
      And the statue of liberty
      Started shakin her fist
      And the eagle will fly
      Man, its gonna be hell
      When you hear mother freedom
      Start ringin her bell
      And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
      Brought to you courtesy of the spartans

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  • About Me

  • Comments (59)

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      sexy

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      no

    • RatedTucker

      11 years ago

      it's beautiful.

    • church1414

      11 years ago

      delete it

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      ur gunna get banned man

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      yeah, thats right, but i cant sing like them

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      oh i try to sing like bon scott and... umm (whats the newer singers name?)

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      lkoolio

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      i know that on guitar i also know thunder struck, back in black, whole lotta rosie, and highway to hell

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      I KN-knknknknkknnn-nk-nk-nk-n-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-n-kn-k-nk-nk-nk-nkn-k-nk-nk-nk-nklnk-know! they are my favorite band EVUR #2 is led zeppelin!

    • retard_loser

      11 years ago

      who the fuck doesnt.....
      faggots, faggots dont like ac/dc

    • RatedTucker

      11 years ago

      in the about section.

    • RatedTucker

      11 years ago

      I'm sorry, that was an error. It should show the two image thingies. Put the direct link between them.

    • RatedTucker

      11 years ago

      waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    • RatedTucker

      11 years ago

      go to edit profile then to edit "about". put the direct link between File does not exist., then it will show up on the front page.

    • RatedTucker

      11 years ago

      i'm scared now...

    • sarge3000000

      11 years ago

      true true

    • sarge3000000

      11 years ago

      wooo u know it!!!

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      what did u mean then

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      i ho with that and i like the color armour ill just add secondary color blue

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      dude ur in my story now tell me what color armour u want u wanna be like churchs with the same color armour tell me


      Nick name:
      color armour:
      spartan or elite:
      ur special ability

    • RED_91

      11 years ago

      Really, That's great?

    • RED_91

      11 years ago

      Thanks, and I can't because I'm at school right now ^_^

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      wat is this its awesome

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Ha! Hes not dead sucka.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Wait.... WHAT?!?!?!?

    • Me_Dude

      11 years ago

      yup i did

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      what dose this meen?

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      sry cant be accepted it has to be clean

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      what team? Hell Jumpers, Blade Chord or make your own? my team is full

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      for what my game or grifball?

    • church1414

      11 years ago

      im really not going to do thatr sir

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      you better be jokeing soilder! lol...NO REALLY YOU BETTER BE JOKEING OR I'LL PUT YOU IN THE BOX!

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      im signing up my team for grifball and if you want in i need your gamertag and em@il

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      you sent me abounch of stuff that dose'nt send me anywhere

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      np it's your birthday

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      "Hope its choclate for meeee."
      Happy birthday.

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      in that case heres 10 mods

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      1:no one showed up
      2:im good you
      3:?
      4:????
      5:)

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBa7iBonTk so funny to the end.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      ok, peace dude.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      What is?

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      sure, no prob.

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      sup

    • jonco

      11 years ago

      not much. you?

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      wow thanks and TYVM means thank you very much

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Everyone in the theater was freaking out when that showed up, lol.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      It was awsome, did you read my jurnal? It was funny that the kids were playing the game in the movie.

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      lol i liked the halo song awesome dude yeah the black man die sfirst lol oh and the alvin & munks song soulja boy like last week the teachers did a follies so MR.D thats what we call him did that song with sevral other teachers they new the moves wich was awesome my teacher wich is a girl man i looked like she was from the ghetto dude it was awesome i wishe di had like a camera id put it on youtube man im righting that song down the mix with halo 1 2 3 AWESOME man THANKS heres 10 mods TYVM

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      im going to go see Hitman, im so excited.

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