clownpuncher

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from Ewa Beach, HI

  • Activity

    • Meesa Going Hooooooooooome!

      10 years ago

      clownpuncher

      SO, Guess what? I am going home, finally. The 15 month deployment is coming to an end and I get to see my wife and little girl. I am stoked. I have so much planned for us to do when I get home. Word is out that we might be home for Christmas but that can change. I hope that I can spend my girl's first Christmas at home with her...

      I have been trying to send all the crap that I have accumulated home. It is amazing all the stuff that you pick up over the course of a year. Things that you tuck away thinking, "Oh, I'll use that later." and then it turns up 10 months later when you are rifling through your crap and you never needed it once. Packrats have nothing on me, I guess.

      I am kinda sad about leaving as well. I have made so many friends that work for KBR and I won't be able to see them for a while. You get used to seeing people every day for so long, you really take them for granted. But they have all said that they will come and visit me at my new duty station in Hawaii. Funny. None of them want to visit me at FTCKY. I wonder why that is???

    • Finally!

      10 years ago

      clownpuncher

      So I am in Qatar now and I log in to find my awards! Yessssss. Awesome. What is also awesome is the fact that you can drink while in Qatar. I had to fly down for a conference and was able to take advantage of the MWR and drinking policy. While you can only have 3 beers per night and if you drink the Tuborg, you will get fucked up. Then there is always somone willing to give you one of theirs. After not drinking for a year and some change, whoah. By the way... still fucked up and it is almot 10 hours after I stopped drinking.

    • Awards.

      10 years ago

      clownpuncher

      Yeah, so I am really pissed off because I don't have any fucking awards. I mean, I look at other people's profiles and they have all these neat little things. Badges o'fun. What do I get? Nothing. God dammit! It's like my NCOIC all over again (don't ask). What I really dont get is that other peoples' profiles are updated frequently, and they aren't even sponsers. I know that doesn't mean much, but I still think it's bull crap. I want my "Photo Whore" award!

    • Withdrawal

      10 years ago

      clownpuncher

      Yeah, so it has been almost 3 weeks since I last played Halo. I thought I could fill the void with meaningful things like family or work. No good.

    • Okay. So I can admit when I am wrong...

      10 years ago

      clownpuncher

      So, Baghdad doesn't suck as hard as what I thought it would. I am busier here than what I was in Mosul, that's for sure. But busy isn't bad. Well, I guess it is in my line of work.

      They have a pool here and I got to use it. It was the first time in over a year that I actually got to submerge myself in water. They have a diving pool too, which is cool. It was funny though. There were a bunch of European Coalition guys, that obviously get a little too much sun, lounging in their speedos. I met up with some Marines and we went to return the favor in our spandex. I don't think that I have ever felt more gay in my entire life.

      I have been put up in a wet trailer. That rocks. I can actually get up in the middle of the night, in my boxers, and take a piss without having to put on a uniform. You have no idea how good it feels to be able to do that. The PX here sucks. They don't even have soap here. Glad I brought enough for the trip.

      I am all caught up on my schoolwork and am actually ahead in some of my classes. Nightshift rocks.

    • Baghdad or Bust

      11 years ago

      clownpuncher

      So my command is sending me to Baghdad for a month in order to "increase battle effectiveness." I think that it is a load of crap. Just when I start to get nice and comfortable here in Mosul, they want to uproot me. Figures.

      That being said, I may be out of reach for the next month or so as the internet there is problematic at best. That's what I need... To pay $100 a month for internet slower than dial-up and then not even be able to use it. Gay.

    • The Suck. It will eat your unhappiness.

      11 years ago

      clownpuncher

      So, while not entirely sure what I should put here I decided (since I am a bigboy and the this is MY journal) that I would write about what I wanted. And what I want to write about is how badly Iraq sucks, how much I miss my wife and newborn, and how RvB's insane humor keeps me, and several others here, from going insane ourselves.

      Anyone else experience this? Cause that would be like super sweeeeeet, and we could like talk about junk and stuff.

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  • Comments (18)

    • clownpuncher

      10 years ago

      You know, I'd like to but am somewhat busy. There is so much going on right now, I just don't seem to have the time. But when I do... whoa ho! Watch out! :)

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      You should post a journal sometime in the near future.

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE MILE-HIGH CITY!!!

    • DivaLindsey

      10 years ago

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    • ThatArmyChik

      10 years ago

      Lol I live in Kansas...in which we nickname the Kansas National Guard Patch "The Exploding Asshole"

    • ThatArmyChik

      10 years ago

      Congrats on the promotion!

      Now what does the right shoulder look like???


      Patch

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      LOL nice!

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      That's my shithead ex-husband in that picture.

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      Your friend from Meadville messaged me. I would have sent him a longer message, but I had checked it right before I left for work and I didn't have the time. smiley4.gif

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      Did you make that poster??

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      I want to meet the "40 lb. Box of Rape" guy! smiley12.gif

    • Pink_Myst

      10 years ago

      Hello......
      btw...
      suck it blue...lol :)

    • ah64mech13

      10 years ago

      smiley0.gif I hate you. I hate you so much. smiley0.gif I go back to Warhorse in a week and a half or so. The only time I've seen a pool in the last tour was when I was on leave. Some people get all the luck. Sigh.

    • recoverytwo

      11 years ago

      ya but these are GIANT BUNNIES more meat on them

    • Soul_Tiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Yeah... I'm always the stone cold sober one. Don't really like to drink.

    • recoverytwo

      11 years ago

      ya they were

      you have nothing to worry about i guess i was refuring to my new days [when the old mod system was in affect]

      back then if you did something cool like made a funny joke the site wold detect it and give you some mod and the "mod this..." the mods meant A LOT i mis the old system

    • recoverytwo

      11 years ago

      hi id like to be the second to welcome you to roosterteeth.com the most kick ass community,comic and video site ever !

      if you have any questions ask me and if you get some crap about being a noob from other people on the site to listen to them if you stay they will except you.

    • lilsugarbabe

      11 years ago

      hey what up

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