corey_240sx

Male
from Conway, AR

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    • im in a frat and i hate no frat, but

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      yeah but what some of the brothers of sigma nu is just shitty.............lets see steel a half gallon of pga from my house and brag about it then last night the oh yes the 15th send some dumb fucks to my house trying to get beer and of wich i give out no beer unless i know you then try to steel our letter "sigma" but fuckin failed.................glad i stayed here when u guys failed and were caught ................................yeah ill be sure to shave my face up and walk myself into your house someday soon and see how friendly you guys are.............the sigma nu frat at UCA now needs to grow the fuck up cuz ur just like the kappa sigs.........fuck it

    • yes im short

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      so in other words im not five foot eight or taller and get drunk off of of six beers............im not gonna finish cuz its about me and i dont share aymore than that

    • girls like me not

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      its not my fuckin fault everyone gets drunk and dumbe 3 hours before my dumbass............eh fuck it no one wants to throw love at the short chewy lookin fucker, but yeah i feed them beer if they want beer and let them use my bathroom(prob the cleanest in the housemu shitpaper boughtr from arby's checls) but i guess i am not fun enough or tall enough for fun. IM FUCKIN SORRY I WAS BORN THIS WAY AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN EH WELL FUCK IT I DONT LIKE IT HELL I WAS AN ACCIDENT MY FUCKIN PARENTS DIDNT KNOW I WAS GONNA BE BORN TILL I WAS MY SISTER(twin) WAS BORN AND THE DOC WAS LIKE HOLEY SHIT WE HAVE ANOTHER OR MAYBE MORE PLACENTA........................NO HE DIDNT SAY THAT BUT I CAME INT0 THIS WORLD AT 2.BS AND IM GONNA LEAVE IT AT 2 BEERS MORE THAN YOU SO FUCK OFF

    • the joy of white stuff

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      eh don't worry im talking about snow. looks like tonight we will be getting aur first snow of the season. people in arkansas go ape shit when it snows i think people believe the sky is fucking falling. no one knows how to drive in it. last year when it snowed i almost got in a wreck going to work cuz some tard didnt think to slow down before the light. i was stoped at the light start to go cuz my shit was green then this car is intering the entersection on the left so i cut my wheels and punch it to change my direction(gotta love knowing how to do snow in a rear wheel drive car) and the person goes by im a little pissed so i cut the wheels back and punch it and again on my way to work. god i hope we are slow tonight but if i know arby's on wednesday and well shit everyday recently its gonna be a shit ton of the fucked up.

    • i should talk to the parents more

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      lets see at work i found out that my parents were in florida visiting my brother..........found this out from my sister from wich i was playing phone tag with all night while dealing with the tard fuckin dumb ass customers........after i hear a voice mail on a co workers phone and found this out i was like eh fuck it looks like im staying here tomorrow................then she called back later and said my parents will be in at about 6 pm. all fine and fuckin dandy but i can't drive my car to their house cuz ive either need a new thermostat or flush my radiator(for ya non car people if i drive my car too long the motor becomes a big fuckin paperweight.) so yeah im still going home with sylo and pennyco cuz she lives in the town right next to mine so they are nice enough to take me to my parents house. so ill be there for 8 hours by myself.........on the bright side my kitty will be there and ill have the 45 min ride down there to play with tom and jessicas kittens penny and ellie. :)

    • fuck it

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      everything is retarted...............my new gfx card doesn't work in my computer, a mobo problem. my car hates cold weather wich it always has, ive dislocated my shoulder twice in 2 months my parents hate me, monday night at work was shitty then got more shitty. and after that while still at work well after 12 when a usual week night we leave 11:30 earliest 12:30 latest; i go get ice for drive thru- im tired of tards i just wanna get shit done so i can go the fuck home and so im gettin ice outa the bin puttin it in the buckets and at that point the only thing left was sweep mop and trash.........................well i got the fuckin buckets full(i normally/never spill ice on the floor but i was mad) so i go to take em to the drive thru bin not 2 fuckin steps later im on ice in my non slip shoes so i counter the shit by changing my footing but no i fell the fuck over(first time in my non slip boots that ive had for 3 fuckin years) the buckets went down and so did i and my arm with my uper body weight tearing an 8 inch cut down my right arm. found my skin on the bucket a few min later(i washed it off) shit this job is gonna kill me...................

    • its 6 a.m. now i wanna get up at 2

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      yeah so i bought a new(er) gfx card and another fan eh fan system(goes in a front drive bay) for my computer. they will be at my door sometime friday and im hoping to wake up before i hafta get ready work and put them in and all set up for when i get off at 9 did i say 9 yes i did i am not fuckin closing woo fuckin whoo!

    • finally fuckin friday

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      its 4:40 pm and instead of getting ready for work i am drinking a beer cuz im off

    • I hate my job

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      i hate my job

    • why i don't sleep at night

      13 years ago

      corey_240sx

      ok so im a vampire.................well i just dont sleep when its dark. cuz when i do i wake up and i can't move while freaked the fuck out cuz im awake and can't move. watchin the discovery chanal a few weeks ago i found out what the problem was..........i wasn't gettng enough pussy)...............no thats not it its a sleep disorder called "night terrors" i honesty dont now why i shared this but oh well im drunk again. oh and the field party pretty much sucked, well i did get there at about 1:15

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  • Comments (4)

    • PennyCo

      10 years ago

      hey sexy! I dont' know how often you check this! Email me at :Jessica.Hinz@yahoo.com when you get this!!

    • sylokat

      13 years ago

      hope closing went well tonight...

    • sylokat

      13 years ago

      i'm guessing that you are pretty trashed right now. Especially afterall the shit that we went through tonight.

    • PennyCo

      13 years ago

      hey babe!

      Sorry we didnt' drop that shirt off last night, Sylo didn't wake me up... freakin bastard... we didn't even go to wally world for lal the shit we need...

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