cowabunga

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from Lansing, MI

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    • Of Coasters And Insanity

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      I just got back from Six Flags over Texas, and while i didn't find Texas incredibly impressive, Six Flags blew my mind. I had never rode a roller coaster before two friends of mine forced me on The Texas Giant. I was scared out of my mind. They were going no hands, and i was holding on like Hell was about to swallow me. After about an hour of recovery i decided i definitley like roller coasters. Although, i think that you have to be pretty much insane to do those no-handed...next time, next time...

      -cowabunga

    • 2 year aniversary

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      Wow. Its been two years on good old rooster teeth already. God. I can remember the day i first signed up and sent my first friend requests. Those two people have long since stopped getting on, but we had some good times on here. Man. Two years. It seems like yesterday that i watched all three of the 100th episodes, while my sisters shouted at me to get off the computer. And i still remember the depression i fell into when i thought it was through. And then the elation when Reconstruction came out. And now that there's another series, will the good times never end? I hope not. Here's to a personal two year aniversary! And let there be many more for all of us. To everyone: stick with it here. Its worth it.

      -cowabunga

    • AOL...Always Overly Loserish.

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      So i was logging on to AOL (which i hate, but for some reason use as my primary email anyway) , and they had a list of ways to save money. Makes sense. But i knew that AOL had some way of screwing it up just like everything else they do. So i clicked on it. And suprisingly most of it made sense. But of course AOL couldn't resist putting one or two retarded ones in there. The first was to not go to strip clubs. What the hell. i mean really? Could you go one whole article without putting something provocative in there AOL? Regardless, it still begs the question of why you would have to pay a woman to get on top of you. becuase i don't really know how many guys do this i've put a nice little poll. But the next one was to not buy underwear. Really guys? i mean really? I can understand that its a lifestyle, but to just save money...you cheap dickwad. Lets say you go through 14 pairs of underwear a week (you have bladder issues due to your lack of self-confidence after you payed the woman to get on top of you). Fourteen pairs at walmart may cost you about 20-30 dollars and they last about a year and a half. So if you are that much of a loser that you have to go freeballin' to save that extra money please do us all a favor and not be seen in public again. ever.

      -cowabunga

    • Quarentine...seriously?

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      So i just watched part of quarentine with demolith and arthast. For those of you who haven't seen that movie yet heres a spoiler: it sucks . But anyway i watching it and thinking how flippin improbable it is that it would happen in Mississippi. For one if cops in this state walked into a room with an old woman standing there they would probably shoot her first and then tell everybody that she was resisting arrest. Our cops are like watching Reno 911 all the time. Except ours have tasers. Scary no?

      -cowabunga

    • Rant on Society

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      I'm writing this because i was recently reminded of how weird our society has gone. I'm not complaining about the economics, or the president or any of that stuff, i'm actually complaining about How people are getting spoiled by this society. What i mean by this is awards for mediocracy. People nowadays are simply giving out awards for things that are stupid and insignicant in an effort to not have anybody left out. But this in effect gets rid of any special point that the actual awards that could be important were trying to make. Its basically saying that everybody is equal. Which in essence or just being said, doesn't sound all that bad, right? Well it is. But before i get to why, let me give an example of what i'm talking about. Lets say you go to your little brother's soccer tournament. He gets first place. Your excited for your little brother, until you look over and see that the sixth place winner has a trophy just as tall as your brothers. WTF. Seriously. Why is there even a sixth place trophy? I mean, sixth? What did they do to get a trophy like that? Win once? Thats just flippin' ridiculous. I know that anybody who has actually read this far, is by now thinking i hate little children who are unathletic. I don't. I'm just citing an example for my annoyance, anger. Now to explain why everyone being said to be equal is bad. Its not to hard to figure out really. If everybody is always equal in society's eyes, then why work harder to be viewed better? You won't be. You'll be viewed equal. In fact, why work at all? You might as well just sit at home and do absolutley nothing, cause guess what? You'll be viewed the same as the guy next door who works three jobs trying to support himself and make himself better in the eyes of society. Now, you probably are thinking, well that never happens! Cowabunga, you crazy. Ha! i say. I'm not! There's been an example of this in the mainstream news for the past several weeks, and there will continue to be for quite a while too. This example i'm talking about? The bailout. I know some of you might support it, and you have excellent reasons as well, and i'm not contesting you that, so please don't make angry comments at me for that. But the bailout to the CEOs is rather naive of us. What we're actually doing is giving a trophy to sixth place winner thats the same size as the first place, and saying 'good job! As long as you continue doing that, we'll continue to give you that trophy.' this might not be that much of a problem, if it weren't for the fact that first place (the small businesses) aren't getting a trophy, so they're saying 'screw it, why try when they get that for failing?' (Okay only a little bit more now. Congrats for reading this far.) You see the problem is that the CEOs are unwittingly invulnerable. We can't let them fail, although God knows thats what they all deserve. If they fail, the resulting fallout would be catostrophic. It would be an all new depression. If the auto industry failed, then all of the assembley lines would be shut down, all of the dealerships, all of the garages serving those cars, and any offices working for those cars. Think about all the people. But actually, with the right amount of planning, the president could take a faith fall by planning and setting up gov. sponsered work programs, like in the Depression, and then letting them fail. It would result in a huge drop in US standing in the world, but it could be recovered from and we'd be rid of these cancers of society that are these big businesses....Thats my rant. Comment, rate, but most importantly devolop an opinion on this topic, because its going to be really big in all of our futures.

      -Cowabunga out-

    • News Update for the Oblivious

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      This is a news update for those who have been in a coma or a cave for the past 6 months.

      It looks like we'll all be treated to another taste of the beutifully disturbing dystopia, which is Rapture. Thats right, Bioshock 2 is in the works. This probably isn't a suprise for anyone who owns a PS3 and a copy of Bioshock. After beating the game on any difficulity, then a trailier will be unlocked under extras. It shows a grown up version of a Little Sister holding a Big Daddy doll and looking out over a sea from the shore. As it slowly pans back, a city (similar to Rapture) begins to form out of the sand, slowly obscuring the Little Sister from view. But before any explanation is offered, it cuts to a Bioshock 2 and beneath it forms the words Sea of Dreams. There is a link to the video here . Nobody really has any idea what the game is actually going to be about. Speculations range from post escape (the good ending) to a prolouge where you not only watch the city fall from its glory into the Hell pit which it became, but help to instigate the civil war which followed. Although, some beleive that due to the aging on the sign and the butterfl that emerges from it, it will be post escape, and on land. idk. You make up your own mind. If you here anything, let me know.

      A Captain America movie is in the works. This one has been under the radar for a while now. There is actually a crossover to it in both Iron Man and the newer Incredible Hulk. Links to both are here . Who knows what else they're going to hide in future movies. If I hear anything I'll let you know.

      One final thing before I get too tired to type anymore. A new Zelda game is in the works. For sure. Of course then again a Metroid Movie was being made for 5 years. And the Artemis Fowl movie is still being cast. Sigh. Only been 6 years.


      Cowabunga out

    • Some more freakin' awesome websites

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      Thats right...Its time for even more websites that are freakin' awesome. First though, if you haven't already, make a note to go back and read the first one a leave a comment.

      Today I'll be talking about two of the biggest, up and coming game websites. First is JohnnyTwoShoes, the authors of which are responsible for such genious works as ATTAK and The Heist. Both of these games, and all of their games employ a beutiful art design, and that paired with some killer games makes the all of their games worth playing. They are definitley a good head above the rest. Follow the link to their website: JohnnyTwoShoes Home Page

      Next is Con Artists Games. Really its just one guy running it and its astrounding what he has produced. Right now the website is still small, but the games he's put out have amassed well over 5 million plays. His games are The Last Stand 1 & 2, Warfare 1917, and Sinmark. The latter two both have a sequel under progress. If you've played a single one of his games, which i'm almost sure you have, then you know how amazing it is. On his site he posts, info on games under construction, links to his games and whatever else he sees fit. I'm pretty sure that this link is probably one of the first on the internet to his website. Its relativley hard to find, with no link in any of his games. Con Artist Games

      Thats it for today, if you like it let me know, so i can thank you, and if you hate it let me know so i can tell you to screw off.

      cowabunga out

    • Websites that are frickin' awesome.

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      i think that i'm going to start posting websites that are a) useful, b) appealing to me and people like me in general, and c) just flat out freakin' awesome.

      First on this list is Hulu.com. Not only does it play TV shows like Family Guy and The Office, for FREE, but it also has full-length movies. Thats right. This isn't some scam either. It really does play all of these things, and the only catch is that you have to watch three 10-30 second commercials during it. It sure as heck beats scrounging around on Youtube for the episodes, and not even finding them. The only drawback about the episodes is that they can't have all episodes up at once unless the show is off air. So Family Guy only has about seven shows up but they cycle and replace a new one every week. All in all, this site gets a 10 out of 10 on my list.

      Feel free to tell me what you think, or sites that you like. And tell your friends where you heard it from.

      Cowabunga out

    • Just checking in.

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      In case you haven't noticed, i haven't been on latley. i've had...conflicts. but no worries! I'm one of the first Million users! Anyone else who reads this and is, raise your hand! Yeah! We rock. oh and you over there who isn't. nobody loves you.... just kidding. seriously.

      Cowabunga out.

    • Chapter 1 pt. 2 (read other post first)

      10 years ago

      cowabunga

      . That would take some of his memory and he needed it all. He suddenly noticed that the command prompt was flinging out rapid fire commands. Each one counteracted the other. Snake decided to tip that balance in favor of Cooper. His command prompt was rapidly flashing a message at him in a bright epileptic staccato:

      NETWORK INTRUSION.

      “No shit†he thought.

      INPUT NEXT ACTION.

      trace intrusion.

      INTRUSION TRACED. AWAITING COMMAND FOR SOURCE.

      sht dwn srce.

      INFINITE IMPOSSIBILITY PARADOX. RENTER ACTION.

      “Infinite what? This is a new one to me.†thought Snake.

      exec ad ecretn prg.

      PROGRAM EXECUETED. ADS EXCRETED.

      “Good, now we can see so-“

      ADS DECATIVATED. INPUT NEXT ACTION.

      “Holy shit. No one’s ever deactivated the ad virus that fast. What should I do?â€Â

      “Reset…now…Snake†groaned out Cooper, the voice barely came somewhat like a weight lifters grunt of exertion as he lifts the bar over his head.

      Snake blinked. There was no way to block that on the other’s command prompt. It would give him time to shut that computer down.

      reset cmand prmpt.

      COMMAND PROMPT RESET. INPUT NEXT ACTION.
      sht dwn srce.

      SOURCE SHUTTING DOWN. GOODNIGHT.

      Cooper’s head immediately popped back into existence complete with a pop sound effect, that Snake had forgotten he had programmed. Snake let out a sigh of relief. “That was possibly the most complex virus I’ve ever seen. Somehow I can believe it got through the firewalls†said Cooper.

      “Yeah,†said Snake still slightly stunned from the encounter, “that thing was a tough bugger.â€Â

      “Indeed. A tough bugger†said Cooper in the slightest condescending tone.

      “Are you making fun of me? After all of that? Good Lord I designed a cynical program†said Snake in a slightly disbelieving tone.

      “Indeed†said Cooper as Bill Gates lips curled upward in an almost undetectable smile that hid the thing that we would call worry that coursed through his close to 50 CPUs that were secreted in a hidden location. “This thing nearly got through once, couldn’t it get through if it tried again?†His hard drives were working on the problem with a loud humming and a surrounding soft whooshing moving through their cave as the pipes of coolant were piped around the underground cave.

      “I’ve got to trace it. Now†was the only solution that they could come up with. Almost before the command reached the CPUs they were already working on it with an obedience unprecedented.
      Just then Snake noticed the message on the screen. It showed a gloss black panther sitting lazily on a branch in a lush forest. The panther’s paw swung slowly back and forth like a pendulum on an eternal clock. The screen fuzzed for a second and when the snowstorm cleared out, two words were left blinking with a slow strobe in a white against that bottomless pit of black that left imprints on your eyes: The Panther.

      “It’s amazing,†The Panther said. “He’s somehow made a self-responding security program. It took out that program that you wrote for me. What should I do?†The Panther asked The Employer. That was all The Employer was known as. He only gave that name. At least one assumed that he was a he. He used a computer program voice to overwrite his voice. No one had ever really heard it.

      “Nothing. You’ve done what you were payed for. You are free to do what you wish now. Your money is in the account. I will contact you if I have need of your services again. But this is quite amazing. How did you say he ended it?â€Â

      “He reset my command prompt after failing at the ad attack. Before I could bring it back up, he shut me down. It was truly astounding†Panther said. It was truly impressive if you impressed Panther.

      “Hmm. Unorthodox, but undoubtedly effective. He could be useful. Thank you again for the info.†With that, The Employer ended the phone call almost like an axe into the telephone line.

      “Interesting. This Snake person is smart, quick thinking, and resourceful. He would be an exceptional ally†thought Panther quick as a bolt. But then almost as quickly, “And a worthy adversary…No. I need an ally or two. He’ll be as good as any.†Almost immediately an e-mail was composed. The Panther reviewed it and considered for a second, just the most brief second, attaching another virus just to test him, but then just pressed the send button. The Panther was in a good mood.

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  • Comments (30)

    • jims_imac

      10 years ago

      cow fetish, much? lol jk jk

    • Naepa

      10 years ago

      The pics of the shuttle launch are in my 2nd page of images.

    • atlus0016

      10 years ago

      LOL Showdown. Pick you cat here

    • cowabunga

      10 years ago

      In reply to Lainee, #-1:

      it has a lot of stuff on it. i mean a lot.

    • Lainee

      10 years ago

      oh really? xD how so? lol

    • rocker101

      10 years ago

      hi

    • aleinhunter

      10 years ago

      Thanks for the FR

    • theironpaw

      10 years ago

      hey Thanks for adding for a friend you can Watch Me if you really like i post some crazy stuff anyways come by and comment every so often
      thanks.

      theironpaw

    • methusala35

      10 years ago

      i will not execpt your request because your a cristion and i don't beleive in god if you don't mind that send another one

    • preist

      11 years ago

      man how did you know

    • jbvirus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      A HECK YEAH TO THAT!! XD

    • pogodamunky

      11 years ago

      It's supposed to be pogo da munky, it was a play off Pogo The Monkey (no shit) from Grand Theft Auto 3. Why I spell it like that? Well I've been doing it for a long time, since when I was registering for a site (can't remember which one) and I wanted to have my username "Pogo The Monkey" but they had a 12 character limit for the username so I played around with it and got "Pogodamunky" that was about 3 years ago I think.

    • wwwww

      12 years ago

      Oooo oooo ooo, I gots the same pic in my images.

    • ElementPollo

      12 years ago

      thanx for the add...

      at least comment or something...

    • Demolith

      12 years ago

      hi

    • Omega222

      12 years ago

      Can u please go to the link below and leave 2 votes for Desert_punk it would be appreciated and he has fallen behind (u are allowed to vote twice an hour).

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1712492&page=10

      Ps. If u vote every hour that would be so great

    • Demolith

      12 years ago

      Zac why do you post in your own comments

    • zakattack13

      12 years ago

      could you please vote for me here. if you do you get a free mod!!

      Thanks in advance

    • cowabunga

      12 years ago

      New pics up. Check them out. By the way i don't know those people.

    • zakattack13

      12 years ago

      about what you said in my journal entry, when you hit it to the right does it go straight right or start straight and drift right? I have a solution for both problems.

    • Demolith

      12 years ago

      Dude, I'm a Sponsor! smiley0.gif

    • Demolith

      12 years ago

      here

    • Demolith

      12 years ago

      Have you seen my vid

    • Naepa

      12 years ago

      are you ever going to get a pic up? the smiley10.gif look isnt that good for you

      red vs blue
      wow, that works
      mexico
      USA


      Post edited 3/30/07 3:41PM

    • spikep

      12 years ago

      Hey there and Welcome to Red Vs. Blue!

      ......I hope you enjoy it here & have a remarkable time. If you have any questions, and I mean, ANY questions at all, you could just message by chick on this link, or You can Watch Me for amazing things and actioner stuff. You can go to the Community Stats, or you could visit the forums if you just want to find everything out by yourself. Either way, if you got questions, feel free to ask about anything you need help with.

      Enjoy!!

    • GrifRocks209

      12 years ago

      What's up?
      Welcome to RvB!

    • cowabunga

      12 years ago

      Check out my journal. Please. Don't make me beg. Or am i? I don't know.........Oh to hell with it all! Just look at it!

    • Demolith

      12 years ago

      What 82?

    • cowabunga

      12 years ago

      My mom upgraded my screen name. And i can't feel my torso.

    • Demolith

      12 years ago

      Zac!? What the Heck! How did you get an account.

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