crashdummy30

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from Nashville, Tennessee

  • Activity

    • F.E.A.R.

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      I just got FEAR for Xbox 360. It wasn't as good as i had hoped. its more of a horror FPS and it takes forever just to kill the first bose.

      i'd give it a 6 out of 10

      FEAR_xbox360.jpg

    • Thanks

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      For some reason, my mods jumped form 89 to 116. i have no idea how, but whoever did it, thank you so much. Please tell me if it was u

    • Pictures matter

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      i have figured out a good picture is needed to get comments and mods. when i had my "bitch took my fish" nothing happened. one day back to "safe sex" and i get tons.

      shallow people

      but o well

    • Riot!

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      the new Paramore CD RIOT! is out now. i just got it. its good, check it out.

    • I DID IT!

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      i did teh 360 on my knee board. i have been trying forever and i did it saterday. i also got up on skies for the first time. it was great

    • Almost there

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      i am so close to pulling of a 360 on my knee board. i just can't get the switch off behind my back. i would have had it today, but i hit a huge wave and faceplanted into the water. there's a way to clear ur sinuses. well, i'll try again this weekend. wish me luck and hope i don't die

    • Dead Baby Jokes

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      What is funnier than a dead baby?
      A dead baby in a clown costume.
      What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
      No one cries when you chop up the baby.
      What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
      One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
      What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
      Dart-boards don't bleed.
      What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
      About 500 calories.
      Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
      So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
      Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
      The family used it to crack nuts.
      Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
      They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
      Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
      So you can see the expression on their faces.
      Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
      So that if its born dead they can make soup.
      Why did the baby cross the road?
      It was stapled to the chicken.
      How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
      It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
      How many babies fit in a blender?
      Depends on how powerful the blender is.
      How do you know when a baby is dead?
      It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
      How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
      Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
      How do you save a drowning baby?
      Harpoon it.
      How do you turn a baby into a dog?
      Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
      How do you turn a baby into a cat?
      Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
      How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
      With a blender.
      How do you get them out again?
      With Doritos.
      How do you make a dead baby float?
      Take your foot off its head.
      or:
      A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
      What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
      Blood brothers.
      What is red and is creeping up your leg?
      An abortion with homesickness.
      What is a foot long and can make a woman scream?
      Stillbirth.
      What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning?
      Crib death.
      What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
      Art.
      What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
      A baby in a microwave.
      What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
      Baby with slashed floaties.
      What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
      Floaties with a slashed baby.
      What is red and hangs around trees?
      A baby hit by a snow blower.
      What is green and hangs around trees?
      Same baby 3 weeks later.
      What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
      A baby with forks in its eyes.
      What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
      A baby thrown into a furnace.
      What is brown and gurgles?
      A baby in a casserole.
      What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
      A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
      What is black and goes up and down?
      A baby in a toaster.
      What is red and hangs out of the back of a train?
      A miscarriage.
      What is red and goes round and round?
      A baby in a garbage disposal.
      What is red and swings back and forth?
      A baby on a meat hook.
      What is red, screams, and goes around in circles?
      A baby nailed to the floor.
      What is red and sits in the corner?
      A baby with razor blades.
      What is blue and sits in the corner?
      A baby in a baggie.
      What is black and sits in a corner?
      A baby with it's finger in a power socket.
      What is green and sits in the corner?
      Same baby two weeks later.
      What is black and charred?
      A baby chewing on an extension cord.
      What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
      A baby with his hair on fire.
      What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
      A baby with a punctured lung.
      What is cold, blue and doesn't move?
      A baby in your freezer.
      What is pink, flies and squeals?
      A baby fired from a catapult.
      What do you call the baby when it lands?
      Free pizza.
      What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
      The wall behind it.
      What is white and glows pink?
      A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.
      What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
      Ripping it off again.
      What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
      Catching it with a pitchfork.
      What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
      Stopping them with a shovel.
      What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
      Doing it with a snow blower.
      What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
      A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
      What bounces up and down at 100mph?
      A baby tied to the back of a truck.
      What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
      Twins in an acid bath.
      What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
      A baby with a javelin through its throat.
      What is little and can't fit through a door?
      A baby with a spear in its head.
      What is the definition of fun?
      Playing fetch with a pitbull and a baby.
      What has 4 legs and one arm?
      A doberman on a children's playground.
      What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
      A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.
      What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
      Your baby's leg.
      What present do you get for a dead baby?
      A dead puppy.
      What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
      One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
      What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
      100 dead babies in a trash can.
      What is worse than that?
      There's a live one at the bottom.
      What is worse than that?
      It eats its way out.
      What is worse than that?
      It comes back for seconds.
      Know what's gross?
      Running over a baby with a truck.
      Know whats worse?
      Skidding on it.
      Worse than that?
      Peeling it off the tires.
      What is the worst part about killing a baby?
      Getting blood on your clown suit.

    • So excited

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      Underoath, Norma Jean, Maylene & the sons of Disaster, and the Glass Ocean all in conert tomarrow night at 7. it is going to be one orgasmic party.(thats my word)

      PS- sorry i havn't been on much lately, been busy

    • OW

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      Ok, tip, if u ever go camping, here are some pointers

      1 always bring a therma mattress, the fome things, or if ur a noob, and air mattres.

      2 if u don't have one with u, never set up ur tent on gravel.

      that really hurt

    • Only 2 left

      12 years ago

      crashdummy30

      There is only 2 games left in the Lacrosse season. That sucks. We have a game this saterday, and on Tuesday. Wish us Luck.

  • Comments (1103)

    • CanadaSniper

      12 years ago

      and u have some nice pictures urself!


      Thats what you left and i said

      Only the best my friend.

    • CanadaSniper

      12 years ago

      Only the best my friend.

    • teenagezombi

      12 years ago

      ooooh

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      I couldn't be any prouder!!

    • teenagezombi

      12 years ago

      why?

    • teenagezombi

      12 years ago

      the neck of it

    • teenagezombi

      12 years ago

      i can

    • teenagezombi

      12 years ago

      oh
      i thought you ment the beer bottle

    • teenagezombi

      12 years ago

      haha, lawlzorz
      i dunno if thats a good thing or a bad thing

    • teenagezombi

      12 years ago

      yeaup
      its easy
      i mean, come on
      cant every gurl do that?

    • simmonsv56

      12 years ago

      if ye want to be one of mi friends u need to be more active on mi profile

    • Sotherbee

      12 years ago

      yea...its not cool.

    • Sotherbee

      12 years ago

      ever since i've hit 20 its been really hard to get higher. But when a lot of people give ya a bunch of mods you skyrocket up.

    • Sotherbee

      12 years ago

      cool. i'm at like 52% or 62%

    • monkey_turds

      12 years ago

      this if 4 days late cuz I wasnt home:

      thanks, they are pretty cool movies

    • horbo

      12 years ago

      yes`i`have to say being able to stick somthign half way down your throat is impressive

    • coaxe_333

      12 years ago

      could u vote 4 coMM4nd3r and not me here plz

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=320057

    • hot_irish

      12 years ago

      thanks

    • asogg

      12 years ago

      I made it to round four in the "brutal contest" thanks to you all. If you still wish to support me then >vote here<. You can even vote every 12 hours this time.

    • vampireslaye

      12 years ago

      yes indeed. welcoem to my evil lair, all i ask of when your on my friendlsit is to keep me on watch and comment now and then in my journals. the images are up to you to comment or not.

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Yeah a friend of mine and I came up with the fact that her and I act exactly the same.

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Lol...why does it way your 20?

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Yeah I do too...how old are you?

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Yeah thats why I did that...found out a bunch of girls in my bros grade are pregnant....so I had to do it!

    • asogg

      12 years ago

      click here for new bungie stats

      and like I always say, Im not out to proove anything, I just give my online friends bungie stats every once in a wile just for something to do.

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Aww thats no fun...I love my snow!!!

    • FrankWest

      12 years ago

      92

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Aww I'm sorry! Our snow is 2 months late.... smiley4.gif

    • FrankWest

      12 years ago

      the twenty third (23) of OCTOBER

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Hey hows it going?

    • Furashira

      12 years ago

      Lol, yeah.
      I've made a few milkshakes.
      Not tooo bad, they are.
      Quite tasty they are.

    • Furashira

      12 years ago

      I work at Smoothie King.

    • Beat4drums

      12 years ago

      UT all the way!! \m/_
      yeah I agree....I watch the college football to keep me entertained
      I can't wait for the play offs to really begin

    • Blenky119

      12 years ago

      plz read my journal and comment if you can coz i am really pissed wiv rvb and need some non sponsers to help

    • GoldenZephyr

      12 years ago

      Well I'll second the motion to add it to the "Man Book of Law." smiley8.gif

    • Meaghan

      12 years ago

      yea I do. and no I haven't played but I'd love to.

    • Furashira

      12 years ago

      I'm gonna try out the Wii first.
      My friend has it.
      So I'm going to play it first to see if I like it.
      And if I do like it.. well I'll buy one.

    • Furashira

      12 years ago

      Oh hell yeah I'll get one sooner or later.
      I plan on owning all the new systems that are out... eventually
      The PS3 can wait for like 4 years till it's not like my entire lifes savings just for a gaming system.
      Buuuut.. I will own all of them eventually.

    • Furashira

      12 years ago

      Well, you suck!
      I want one!

    • Furashira

      12 years ago

      I've got Xbox

    • FrankWest

      12 years ago

      np dude

    • Furashira

      12 years ago

      Lol, wow. I don't have that much, cause I've just gotten into them.
      I hadn't heard of them for the longest time... sad it was... ohhhh welll. I have them now!

    • SteveDave178

      12 years ago

      i saw those guys with he is legend, that was a pretty good show

      im gonna see drop dead gorgeous like next month

    • _Kryptinight

      12 years ago

      yes i made a new profile, read the journal

    • easyjebus

      12 years ago

      im sure it was in refernce to him

    • FrankWest

      12 years ago

      i did ill get you a picture of me next to it (i didn't get that exact one i got mine today i don't have wayer of fish yet, smiley0.gif ) but i will show you a picture once i get it step up a little smiley0.gif

    • SteveDave178

      12 years ago

      well then,
      all of my info is true, but i doubt i will get raped,

      it just aint happening.

    • SteveDave178

      12 years ago

      i thought u were in college

    • asogg

      12 years ago

      good halo 2 match update by asogg

      like I always say, I am not out to proove anything, I just give my online friends bungie stats every once in a wile just for something to do

    • SteveDave178

      12 years ago

      wait??

      dont you live in austin?

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