crazylilviet

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from Anaheim Hills, CA

  • Activity

    • Okay.

      10 years ago

      crazylilviet
      Birdget> AnonDesu
      AnonDesu> Hm?
      <Birdget> Write an erotica :3
    • So, I'm reading Catcher in the Rye for

      10 years ago

      crazylilviet

      Lit.

      It is shit.

      Emo faggotry and such. God, even Christian Humber writes better than this.

      I hate everything. Maybe I'll upload my notes some time. It's mostly me talking about how much I hate this book and not paying the slightest bit of attention to anything else. Other than narrator's characterization as an emo faggot.

      I hate Salinger.

      We should be reading Nabokov. Or Murakami. Anything but this...

    • Time for an update.

      10 years ago

      crazylilviet
      WinglessHuzzar> AnonDesu: your life is a freaking dating sim


      That is all.

    • Political Ideology

      11 years ago

      crazylilviet

      I've not journal'd in a while. Here's something I thought up, being entirely confused as to where I stand in politics. Maybe I'll do a religion one next.

      I am an IMPERIAL LIBERTARIAN.

      I support:

      -Extremely large government.
      -Extremely powerful military
      -Extremely over-pervasive police force
      -Low taxes

      I am against:

      -Government interference in anything outside of military, police, and fire.
      -Horizontal monopolies

      How does this make any sense?

      You tell me.

      I'll also be taking questions.

      Q&A:

      Ricky: How do you feel about government spending policy?
      Answer: If you're only spending on military, police, and fire, what's there to spend?

      Furfag: Are you in support of same-sex marriage?
      Answer: If I wanted to marry another dude, not the government's problem to deal with. If I wanted to marry my twelve year old daughter, not the government's problem to deal with. Of course, they'll be watching very closely to make sure the marriage is both entirely consensual and non-abusive.

      Ahmad: Are you seriously proposing that there is nothing wrong with wedding/bedding underage girls?
      Answer: No, I'm saying it's not the government's job to care.

      The Cop: Fairtax?
      Answer: Since these are entirely hypothetical views anyway, very yes. Why? Because it's fair, just like the name suggests. No more overtaxing the poor/rich. When taxation is linked to consumption, everybody wins. Government, corporations, tax-payers, etc. Well, except for the taxmen.

    • Well that certainly was...

      11 years ago

      crazylilviet

      So I'm in CIE, right, this little program that has dudes interested in a teaching career (I'm not entirely. I'd probably end up like Yukari. :V)

      Out of the pool of 250 applying candidates, only 50 are chosen for this prestigious program. I, of course, am one of them.

      So, on my first day in the field, I head to the school nearby I'll be interning at.

      Walk through the door and, "Hey! You're Asian!"

      "Uhm...Yeah?"

      "Me too!"

      Suddenly, all the Asian kids are like, "Awesome!"

      :V

      I'm not even sure what happened for the rest of that.

      Anyway, so I'm on the school paper, right?

      So I apply for an Editor's position. So the Editor-in-Chief is all, "So why do you want to be an editor?"

      "Because I can. Also college apps."

      "Fair enough."

      "You are overqualified and I respect you as a writer and a friend."

      Today rolled around. I wasn't on the list.

      "Yeah, sorry, you can't be an editor because you're too good a writer for us to lose."

      ...

      I'M TOO GOOD AT A LOWER LEVEL JOB THAT I CAN'T GET PROMOTED.

      WHAT THE HELL?

      I'm petitioning for a snazzy title like, "Head Writer" or "Senior Writer" or "So Great a Writer that if I were an Editor, the Paper would Suffer Greatly from the Loss of Such a Wonderful Writer. Also, I Have a 4.0 and do Community Service Everyday When I'm Done with my 17 Classes worth of AP Work. I'm also Extremely Good Looking. And Rich."

      Vying for the latter.

    • Being one who is overly superstitious,

      11 years ago

      crazylilviet

      (And Asian. We seem to be like that.)

      I had a good internets friend of mine do me a divination:

      <KriegsaffeNo9>The card I've chosen to represent you is the Five of Cups.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>This covers you: the Knight of Pentacles. You are a responsible person and one of many interests.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>This is your obstacle: the Nine of Swords. Your greatest enemy is delay. Your ideas miscarry rather than become born. You despair for your inability to complete what you set out to do.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>This is your crown: the Knight of Cups, inverted. Your greatest skill lies in trickery and subtlety, as well as your ability to create art.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>This is your tool: the King of Swords. Your power is that of judgment in all its forms.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>This is what lies behind you: The Magician. You are leaving behind the pain of loss and a period of careful diplomacy.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>This is what lies before you: the Nine of Pentacles. Safety, success, and and accomplishment are not far away.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>This is you: the Nine of Cups. You are at an advantage in your current situation. You are satisfied in some way.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>Your current situation is the Queen of Swords. It is one of absence, sterility, separation from what you desire.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>Your hopes are embodied in the Two of Cups: You desire love and passion, the sanctity of being intimate with someone you care for.

      <KriegsaffeNo9>What is to come: the Three of Pentacles. Renown and glory are on the way.


      Now, I know what you're saying, either, "That's totally fake" or "Those are vague enough that anybody can take it to be true."

      Which is when I point out, "Eheh, no." Of all the non-future stuff, as in the THIS IS YOU parts, it was all but one correct. Not just correct, but UNCANNILY CORRECT. Not the "Similarities, vague, etc" but the "SPOT ON" variety.

      If anything, this is all sorts of hopeful. Uho, I am happy again.

      Strange how the wheel of fate turns.

    • FUCKING TAROT DECKS EVERYWHERE.

      11 years ago

      crazylilviet

      Yesterday, I ran across this thread in the Nexus War forums.

      And I thought, HOLY HELL, THIS SHIT'S AWESOME. SOMEBODY SHOULD DO A TOUHOU VERSION.

      At which point I ran across this thread on Pooshlmer.

      And then, just when I thought I had finally escaped.

      This.

      Maybe somebody's trying to tell me something.

    • I continue to lose all faith in humanity

      11 years ago

      crazylilviet

      America in particular.

      I...

      n...

      GODDAMMIT.

      FUCK THIS NATION, FUCK ITS CITIZENS.

      RAGE.

      (Of course, the Coalition of the Willing question can be ignored. Seeing that there are 50 nations on it. Doubtful anybody would know them all if they weren't directly involved in the higher levels of this thing. Especially since most of those nations are tiny ones.

      America, Britain, S. Korea, Poland, Australia, Romania, El Salvador, Albania, Bulgaria, Mongolia, Azerbaijan, Czech Rep., Tonga, Denmark, Armenia, Macedonia, Ukraine, Bosnia/Herzegovina, Estonia, Kazakhstan, Moldova, Latvia, Singapore, Georgia, Slovakia, Lithuania, Italy, Japan, Norway, Portugal, Netherlands, Nicuragua, Spain, Honduras, Dominican Rep., Phillipines, Thailand, Hungary, New Zealand, and Iceland


      There's your list in case you didn't know either.)

    • Everything Wrong with Japan, and how it

      11 years ago

      crazylilviet

      can be fixed:

      From Gaijinsmash:


      President Bush: Hey Japan, America's gonna invade Iraq. We want you to send us some troops for support.

      Prime Minister Koizumi: Um, but...we don't really have an army, just a Self-Defense Force. And NOBODY here has anything to do with Iraq, the public is strongly anti-war, it's kind of pointless for us...

      Bush: I don't care. Coalition of the Willing. You're coming.

      Koizumi: Ok. I'm sorry for my insolence. The troops are on their way.


      Let's fix that, shall we?


      President Bush: Hey Japan, America's gonna invade Iraq. We want you to send us some troops for support.

      Prime Minister Koizumi Emperor Aso: Um, but...we don't really have an army, we're busy nuking China right now, and all we can spare is just a Self-Defense Force. And NOBODY here has anything to do with Iraq, the public is strongly anti-war we don't really care about oil, since we run our machinery on hydrogen, it's kind of pointless for us...

      Bush: I don't care. Coalition of the Willing. You're coming.

      Koizumi Aso: Ok. I'm sorry for my insolence. You know what? We can stop hitting China. And invade you instead. The troops are on their way.


      This is the man who will save Asia.

      Taro_Aso_cropped.jpg

      SAVE ASIA!

      SAVE EVERYTHING.

      I have a new hero.

      (I love you, Aso. Have my children.)

  • About Me

  • Comments (10366)

    • PhoDacBiet

      10 years ago

      Did you have to evac over the weekend?

    • _Damnation_

      10 years ago

      I expressed doll faggotry in public, I feel better.

    • PhoDacBiet

      10 years ago

      Has your liver celebrated yet?


      It was very grateful that I took it easy, which in turn allowed me to actually remember everything that happened that night.

    • Bunker_101

      10 years ago

      Illimanois just got a little awesomer.

      I saw me a Suisei Seki tonight.

    • _Damnation_

      10 years ago

      I havnt tried recently, but few days ago when i tried Desuchan it like wanted to save folders or something like that for each section. Why is it doing this?

    • datoneman

      10 years ago

      I can try... but I won't.

      Truly, I am not that character's artist and I don't know the weight in that work.

    • datoneman

      10 years ago

      Oh, I would. However, I'm not renowned for drawing characters other than my own

    • _Damnation_

      10 years ago

      I FUCKING LOVE YOU! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

    • _Damnation_

      10 years ago

      FUCK FUCK ALLERGIES! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

    • Atomic_Bomb

      10 years ago

      you don't like me no more, do ya?

    • datoneman

      10 years ago

      I could.

      Possible problem: Sorting out 250 photographs and finding about 10 perfect ones to post.

    • Atomic_Bomb

      10 years ago

      Nah

      I'm talking about the atrocious shit piece i just had to sit through: Repo! The Genetic Musical


      One of the characters had a realization of how much it sucked and, literally, gouged her eyes out.

    • Atomic_Bomb

      10 years ago

      Goth Musicals suck

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      Ah, hour nap = awesome
      Anyways....um...

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      Anyways?

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      :D

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      I dunno. If I had the choice I would bomb the shit out of Japan. Just for being cock bites. I am aware of the hypocrisy, just deal with it.

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      Not as big as Mother Russia.

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      Japan is like, the size of California and Texas combined, I'm not really sure that they would be able to accomplish that.
      By the way
      www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/460854

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      Japan is the result of a post oceanic oceanic plate boundary collision. No, Russia or China can just bomb the shit out of them.

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      :D

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      Do you know easy it is to bomb the shit out of Japan?

    • _Damnation_

      10 years ago

      Did i forget to mention i try to sneak on whenever I can? Im such a whore.....

    • Atomic_Bomb

      10 years ago

      yup

      Sucks

      later videos promise to reflect my retarded insanity

    • datoneman

      10 years ago

      Oh good.

      If I hadn't an answer soon I was going to make up something. I was betting on Herr Adolphus Tattersal Rundfunks.

    • Atomic_Bomb

      10 years ago

      Only one character allowed

    • datoneman

      10 years ago

      Hey there.

      What was that spectacular name that I'm supposed to put on your card?

    • amarh

      10 years ago

      haha that is about it >,<

    • amarh

      10 years ago

      The tour is sadly, one year, at least

    • O_mally2

      10 years ago

      Meh, I hate Superman too.

    • O_mally2

      10 years ago

      Iron Curtain Man

    • PhoDacBiet

      10 years ago

      It's a fabulous anime series.

    • PhoDacBiet

      10 years ago

      BUT IT WAS THAT GOOD EPIC.

    • PhoDacBiet

      10 years ago

      I wish people would stop talking about it already.


      Lol. Why?

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      DO NOT TRUST GIRLS IN WHEEL CHAIRS.

    • PhoDacBiet

      10 years ago

      Oh you.

      I'm going to do that too.

      Only I'm going to stay there after my term's up. America is no place to raise children.



      Haha. I'll see you over there then. Let's meet at a maid cafe one day. smiley0.gif

    • Dr_Eggman

      10 years ago

      Any other books that are....dislikable....that you've had to read for your Lit class? -.-

    • blargblarg3

      10 years ago

      FROHMAN

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      depends on your view of fun

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      why share your fantasties with me?
      I don't want to know about em

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      but I hate it! D:

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      ...maybe...

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      but I no has discourse!!
      it lies!!!

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      I see..

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      oh...
      that's bad right?

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      ...well I can not purchase
      insufficient funds

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      ...how much?

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      hmm
      does it have a nice view nearby?

    • TheBadger

      10 years ago

      I like the can of beer being used as a water bottle. smiley0.gif

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