crimsonclad

Female
from Vancouver, Canada

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    • A story and some pictures.

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      So here are pictures, y'all.

      Now, the bowling names....We thought it would be great to have retarded names inputted. I had to take pictures this way, because the idea was, if we got a strike or a spare, then the name would flash on the screen with a / or a X underneath it. We tried to take a picture of it flashing, but that's damn hard. So here they are:

      Juan- he just caps the bitch pins he misses with his nine.

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      Jarek- He likes my butt and he cannot lie.

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      And finally, me. See, this is comedy gold. I get a strike, and there's a giant flashing X that says this over top. Yes, yes, I'm that cool. No, honestly. I thought it was brilliant :(

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      And then the drinking started and the story ends because I don't really remember much of it. But I know I totally dragged people onto the merry go round.

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      Whee, bitches.
      And then some drinking, and yeah, now there really is no more story.
      Note Jarek's sexy sexy thumb.

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      prtty lady would u lyk 2 try my melon? no thnk u good sir i have sum melonz
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      I am the lush and feminine embodiment of grace and charm.

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      Okay, that's enough for now. I must eat. Munchies munchies!

      EDITEDIT: My mom made these monstrosities today. She just gets cooler and cooler. They are really kind of scary, and about seven months too late.
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    • Last night.

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      I will upload pictures tomorrow.
      When my head doesn't still hurt and I'm not exhausted.
      We went bowling first and I remember being smart asses with our display names, and then the night went downhill. I remember drinking out of a mickey of vodka straight, then mixing it at whitespot, then careening home while screaming and throwing it at Curves (I also tried to plant it at another restaurant so it could grow but apparently empty mickeys don't do that) and then sitting on the floor of the skytrain. Because I fell out of my seat. Or I totally meant to sit there.
      Please connect all these with blurs.

      Ow my fucking face. I promise tomorrow journal will not be hurting.

    • the real thing

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      wow, alright. So that took an awfully long time. Here we go, SUPA UPDATE

      I just registered for my courses. I have nine requirements left, and then I can just take whatever the hell I want to finish off my credit hour requirements. This is exciting! That means that the next two years better go fast, but it also means that I haven't fucked up my planning horribly yet. This is exciting, trust me.

      So, I had a plan for this journal, just to show you my corset that I just finished sewing at the end of this month (yeah, remember that from eight million journals ago?) and it somehow turned into "look what I made!"
      So you'd better. Look at what I made, that is.

      Corsety goodness!

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      See this ruffle? I sewed it out of ribbon by hand. I ruffled it all by myself! Please, just pretend that this is also exciting.

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      Also, unrelated, but I made these for a girlfriend's birthday tonight, so I tossed them in because that's just how spontaneous and interesting this journal is. We sell them at work for $20ish. It cost me about $4 with taxes to put these together, and green is her favorite colour. I want to steal them.

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      I was going to say, hey, let's take a break from the stupid girly stuff, here's some lego! But then I realized that Jarek and I made this together and affectionately call him the fagasaurus, so we're probably not going to be able to escape girly stuff this time around. It lives on my desk and eats my unhappiness.

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      Finally, I tossed this in because I think that cloud is doubting that I ever even started this painting for him. I did, I swear! (I also swear it isn't this ugly, but I had to tilt it because the flash shines off the acrylic paint.) SO THERE CLOUD. One day I'll finish, I swear to god.

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      So, now that I am done registering, I'm going to go take a long hot shower, because I deserve it and university is wack, yo.

      EDITEDIT: Also, today I was up at school and forgot my wallet AND phone and I needed my mom to come get me. I sent her an email from the pub lab with no body text, and the subject "TRAPPED IN INTERNETS SEND HELP"
      She replied with "I'm on my way, citizen- doo doodoo DOO!" and came and got me.
      My mom is awesome.


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    • PLACEHOLDER

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      hey all you crazies. I actually have something to say today. I plan on making a journal, and was going to do it around 3:00 but I got all excited and had to tell you in a journal that I was going to make a journal.
      *blinks*
      Srsly.
      I think my head a splode.
      But pretend that you're really excited that I'm doing a big update in a few hours, after I register for my classes.

      Okay.
      *does nervous dance*
      what else can I entertain you with in the mean time?

      I just bought this shirt (it was cheep AHHAHAHA). If you don't like it, don't say so because my hearts will please to be breaking.

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      Also, can you tell that I am sugar high because I think I can tell in my writing that I am, it's so all over the place and it makes me just want to say shut up to myself. So I promise that my real journal will be coherant and interesting SHUTUP

    • jesus murphy jones

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      Hey...I'm featured today! How exciting.

      I meant to have a new journal up, but then of courses my comp went bsod last night and ate it. Stupid, bollocksed thing.

      So instead, you get no back story because it will make me want to mash my laptop, just some pictures.

      Took these in the grey and rain the other day. I smiley12.gif autumn. The dark, dead sky makes everything else look so alive. It's like god's an oversaturated, high contrast camwhore.

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      I went to McDonald's in the middle of the night the other day. I got my food home...and what is this? I need a goddamned weedwacker just to find my burger. No, it's okay, I don't want any cow with my pasture.

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      So that's all you get. Also, I had a double bic mac last night, and I looked goddamn fabulous in the mirror this morning. So go to hell, fatties who blame mcdonald's.

      AND THIS

    • oopies

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      AUUUGHHHHH I just typed this all out and it magically became missing parameter.
      Bah.

      Anyways, as I was saying, I'm sorry I haven't updated, but I've been bussy liek a bugg!!11!~ (omglljk)

      On monday evening I went to the vancouver symphony at the orpheum theatre, and it is super awesome and pretty there.

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      I was going to gush about how beautiful it was, but instead all I can think about right now is how one of the violinists was angled to me; because his bow was black like his suit, he just loooked like he was sitting in concert rest and emot-fh.gif

      On tuesday I went to school and had a super hard midterm...but the last (hardest page didn't get printed) so it didn't actually end up being that hard. Also, my stomach growled so loudly that I had to double over and clutch it to shut it up. I was rather embarrassed.

      Today I went to my grandma's house and helped moved boxes, then went to the new condo and helped move the same boxes some more. I tired myself out, then had some good indian food with Jarek. After that, off to Ikea. I now work about 35 hours a week. For two part time jobs, that's not too bad.

      Minus school, life is pretty awesome and I am happy.
      Hurrah.

    • I am so tired

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      So, yesterday sucked. Or didn't, for most of the day, but sucked later on. I shall elaborate.

      Yesterday evening Jarek came over as usual, and when I was driving him home, a little dog wandered out into the road. I'm lucky I saw it at all, since it was POURING (like pouring on and off to the point where you have to use your angry wipers, and even those don't really help.) I slowed down behind it, waiting for it to notice me so I could drive past....but it didn't. In fact, it sort of limped along and meandered back and forth, seeming to be completely oblivious to my not-so-quiet car and the headlights trained right on it. We watched it and followed it a ways, and were sort of worried about it. What's a tiny dog like that doing wandering around the neighbourhood at 10:30 at night when it's pitch black and pouring? We reached the turnoff at a crawl and the little dog continued straight up the street. I hemmed and hawed a bit and then went on my way to drive Jarek home.

      When I returned, I went the long way through my subdivision to see if I couldn't find the little thing. No such luck. When I turned down my street, there it was. The little guy had wandered for 15 mins around the subdivision and had ended up full circle on my street. It was still pouring at this time, but I pulled over and got out of the car, following the dog a bit. I called to it, but it didn't look back. It just wandered almost drunkenly, and terribly slowly along. I was beginning to think that what Jarek and I thought earlier was true; that it was hurt or lost. I got back in the car and turned around back into the subdivision and came up behind it again. I tried flashing my highbeams at him, and even tapping my horn. The dog acted as if I wasn't there, and kept plodding along in the middle of the street in the rain. Again I pulled over, and got out of the car to follow it. I called to it and made every noise known to man, but it didn't even look back. Finally, I drove in front of it, and approached from that direction. It walked up to me, and I petted it, doing a quick check for tags, but it was so soaked I couldn't even tell if it had a collar. It merely looked up at me, gave me a sniff and wandered off the opposite way, looking completely dazed. It was shivering like hell. I attempted coming back to it from the front again, but the same thing happened. People were coming home at this time, and I nearly got hit myself twice, so I got back in my car.

      I went home, and my mom asked where I had been and why I was soaked. I explained the whole thing to her and started bawling. She said that if it was an indoor dog, then someone would be out looking for it, most likely. I thought that wasn't that untrue, but I kept thinking about it and I just couldn't even bring myself to go to bed. I eventually talked to my dad and Jarek for a bit of a boost and they both said the same thing; go look for it if it makes you feel better. I pulled out some of my heavy fishing raingear and started out. By this time, it's 11, and pouring harder than ever. It took me 20 mins to find the little guy, and I was so scared that I would find it hit on the side of the road. After walking two complete circles of my complex, I found it moving even slower on the grass. I followed it for a bit, talking to it, and I decided I would just pick it up.

      When I did, it didn't even seem to care whatsoever...it just slumped over in my arms with a little sigh. I walked back to my house, and by this time, my raingear didn't do shit. I checked as I was walking, and the little one actually DID have a tag, it was just matted into his fur. And at that point, I noticed the huge gash under his little bangs and over his eye. It looked like it had bled down his face and his entire eye was a dark red. Even tucked into my jacket, it was shivering uncontrollably. When we got inside, I toweled it off with warm towels from the dryer while my mom called the number on the tag. It said, "Whistler" and a phone number. Upon calling the number, we got the generic Whistler road condition line!! For those of you who don't know, Whistler is a ski resort/village here. So even after finding tags, there was nothing much we could do.

      I ended up setting up a large rabbit enclosure in my basement. We rolled out a brand new section of carpet and I made a large nest of towels for him. We fed him some warmed up chicken bits from dinner (I know dogs eat fast, but I think he was ravenous) and petted him down until he fell asleep. After watching him a bit in the cage, we know his back right leg is either twisted or broken. I tried to sleep last night, but knowing he was down there shivering was enough to keep me up.

      My dad gets up early in the morning, so he took him out for a pee- I suppose that's a good sign. When I went down at 8, he was still asleep. I left him another small dish of chicken and gave him a couple of pets to wake him up to take his picture. He's still shivering uncontrollably. I think he's in shock, and after watching him and talking with my mom, we think that he's probably partially or fully blind in his left eye. We've called and left a message on the whistler line (it IS on his tag) and we've put up some posters in the area we found him in case the owners live around here and wake up to find him missing. If they don't contact us, we'll be calling the SPCA in the afternoon, because he needs medical attention, and they can probably help with ear tattoo identification.

      I'm now up at school, and when I left at 9 he was asleep again. He hasn't really been walking at all, so the enclosure is more than big enough for him, and warm. Hell, I think at this point anything's better than out on the tarmac at midnight in a down pour.
      So yeah, I'm tired like fuck and in a really emotional mood. Pictures are posted. :)

      EDIT: Augh, this is too long. Check comments.

    • [56k your pumpkin asplode]

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      Our resident pyromaniac :)

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      BEST EXPRESSIONS EVAR

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      The only full length (and one of only three pictures of me at all) picture of my dress. Please excuse the horrible angle and the whole chunk of boob there. I promise I'll take a picture of it this week. It took one whole night to make and I'm bummed there's no good picture of it.

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      We didn't buy pumpkins til monday, so we got stuck with little five inch ones. That didn't stop me....hellllllls yes :>

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      Yeah, okay, so my pumpkin whomped. I spent the night taking pictures instead. Here are some gorgeous ones. Unfortunately, half of them were taken on my sister's camera when my battery died, so they are tiny and that makes me sad. Enjoy.

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      Fuck, I love that last one.
      Also,

      <3
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      but not <3 that I have to flash him some boob just to get him to smile for pictures.



    • nuts and honey

      13 years ago

      crimsonclad

      so here I am, during my break up at school. Paying nethack, sitting around looking at the mountains and drinking a latte I can't taste.
      Why?
      Because I'm sick. Damn you for being irresistable, dear, even when you're all snotty.
      After school I'll be racing down the hill to do my first four hours training at Ikea. You're damn right I'm awesome. After that, I'm gonna head home, do a bit of costume sewing, get some get well sexins, and then curl up and watch survivor/apprentice.
      Costumes are looking damn snazzy, though because I am so ridiculously poor some of the fabric came from a stash at grandma's house. *blinks* I'll be the only roman on the block with a wine coloured stretch crush velvet dress thing *sighs*
      Also, because I haven't sewn the toga part to Jarek's tunic, it pretty much just looks like a white dress right now. Hawt.
      I have to go do some bivariate statistics right now, so that's that.
      And happy birthday to Heidi.

  • Comments (227)

    • grifmasta

      14 years ago

      Starwarsstarwarsstarwars! ( starwars ) , that's a high quality interest yet also unique in many ways

    • CynicalTaco

      14 years ago

      Van? whats your uni? I havent been out that far in AGES..

    • EagleMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold B. Sc, B. Ed

      14 years ago

      Hey! I'm from Burnaby! Check out the local band, "A Sheep At The Wheel."
      www.asheepatthewheel.com

      I also play guitar and bass, and I bought SW on DVD on the first day. You upset that they changed the end of ROTJ to have Hayden Christensen? Why didn't they also change it to have Ewan McGregor as young Obi Wan and CG Yoda too?

    • ferretlxix

      14 years ago

      LOL! Wow, porn and Monopoly Dieties. You got a start for a movie scene right there. You better get a hold of Vivid productions. ;)

    • fadedsoul

      14 years ago

      Haha. Usally I've started the shots before the song so usally I'm "a dizzy, spinning, giggly ball of energy" before the song even starts. I love how it gets you movin and jumping up and down. Nice pic in the rain btw. I prefer rain over the sun anyday. It makes its own music if ya listen to it at night

    • Wire

      14 years ago

      Damn I didn't realize that was repeating.

    • Wire

      14 years ago

      Nice list of movies especially noting Equilibrum, American Psycho, Collateral, Star Wars, Interview with a Vampire, the Princess Bride and Hero.

      I'm interested in knowing a longer list of the bands you like.

    • Wire

      14 years ago

      Awesome movie list especially noting Equilibrium, American Psycho, Collateral Star Wars, Interview with a Vampire, and Hero.

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      I'm not that mean :)

    • Laconfir

      14 years ago

      rofl I hate these forum things. I posted my first reply and then went to check it, and didn't see it so I made another one. So yeah.. Flame me if you wish.. Or see the comical value in it and say gfg.

    • Laconfir

      14 years ago

      Yeah Rammstein is the pwn. I didn't even notice that you liked them. And Canada is the pwn as well I didn't even notice that last time I visited. I just read your journal instead. lol.

      Anyway, if your a Rammstein fan you have to check out Reise, Reise (Here comes the giddy school girl in my) it is an awesome album. I downloaded it because I couldn't wait until the November release for North America (I have a friend picking up the album for me in France so thats gonna pwn when he gets back)

      Star Wars pwns, however.. I hate not having it because I have a shitty VHS triology from whenever, I want to get the new one lol.

    • FunkMasta

      14 years ago

      *waves* hey there. uhhhh.... DANCING TIME

    • Laconfir

      14 years ago

      wow When I was on your profile last I didn't even realise you were in Canada, or let alone liked Rammstein.

      I love Rammstein, I hope they come back to Canada. BTW Have you heard Reise Reise?? Sorry when I talk about Rammstein I act like a giddy little school girl. But OMG it is the pwn! lol.

      I have a friend that is visiting in France that is supposed to pick it up for me. But I couldn't wait so I downlaoded it. Anyway yeah, good CD, can't wait until I get my hands on the hard copy. Check out Megaherz if your a Rammstein fan.

      Also about Star Wars.. OMG I watched that everday. But now I hate it because I only have an old VHS and they've gone to shit. I want to get the new triology.

    • War_Horseman

      14 years ago

      I've actually got this massive design for a Medieval European / Fuedal Japan era combat game... It's really well thought out, but I'm not in the business, so the odds of me getting it done are slim to none. Those I've shared the idea with loved it, though.

      Swords and guns... You've got class, girl. And good taste.

    • GRD

      14 years ago

      girls that play bass are cool

    • fadedsoul

      14 years ago

      Hey. YEAH I was at the GBS concert! Did you check them out at the center too?

    • brettw_10

      14 years ago

      Anyone who loves a game with swords is alright by me! :D

    • SargeOA

      14 years ago

      awesome, nightwish - im completely in love with their new album.

    • NutDoonut

      14 years ago

      Looks good to me, i put up pics of my 2 babies.

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      I put a (crappy) picture up for you. I'm a horribly shallow person when it comes to my intruments and I love my little trans red ibanez.

    • NutDoonut

      14 years ago

      as do you and sure. what kind of bass do you play?

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      yay, does this mean we can be e-friends? friends++ if you are, in fact, a ninja, and can provide me with some sweet, sweet waffles.
      nutdoonut...you get cooler and cooler. Is nutdoonut kind of like 'nooch vader?'

    • waffleninja

      14 years ago

      I love you............so I dub you, the coolest girl that I have never formally met but just kinda happened upon on this cool little community thing. Yeah more or less that.

    • NutDoonut

      14 years ago

      Long live the bassists!

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      Is it really that surprising? I was raised on those videos. I am a complete starwars nerd.

    • ebay

      14 years ago

      My god dude your dumb girls will watch porn just they don't tell guys...........

      crimsonclad: VERY VERY VERY COOL to see that you like starwars.

    • NutDoonut

      14 years ago

      PORN????!!!! I thought that was a guy thing! All of these goody goody girls have been lying the whole time!

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