curve_ball

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from Sugar Land, TX

  • Activity

    • Summer

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      Summer is 2 weeks away for me. I cant wait. Im ready to start my job up again and earn some money. Im defenatly gonna see X-Men 3 and Superman Returns. I dont know what else I might do. Since next year is my senior year I might tour some colleges while Im at it. Im excited that I only have one more year to go and then Im free. But right now Im ready to earn money, relax, and just chill.

    • Back from Hawaii

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      Im back from Hawaii. It was great. I really want to go back. My computer is kind of messed up right now so I dont know when I will be able to put up pics.

    • Hawaii

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      Im leaving for Hawaii Saturday. I'll be gone till the next Saturday.
      I'll put up lots of pics.

    • X-MEN 3 and SPIDER-MAN 3

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      Here are two great Marvel sequels that will soon be in theaters. I cant wait to see them.

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    • Lesson Learned

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      Well I got caught mod trading. Now Im back to level 14. I learned my lesson. From now on Im going to earn mod points the right way. By earning respect from people. What sucks is that I was at level 18 when I did it and I only needed 2 more levels to be at 20. The lesson here is
      NEVER EVER MOD TRADE!!!!!!

    • X-Box Live

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      I feel like the only person in the world who doesnt have X-Box Live. I have an X-Box, a fast internet connection, and Halo 2. I would go out and buy it but right now there are other things I need to buy. I just bought a new cell phone because my other one broke. Im actually glad it broke because it was 3 years old and I wanted a new one anyway. Im also going to Hawaii for Spring Break and need to get a memory card for my camera. That will cost me around $30 - $50 depending on where I buy it and what kind I get. I also need a new CD player and I might get a portable DVD player since its gonna be a 12 hour flight. Theres other stuff I need to buy but I cant remember what. So I as you can see I have more important priorities. Thought doesnt mean I will never get X-Box Live. I'll probally wont get it until I get an X-Box 360 which probally will be whenever Halo 3 comes out. Right now I dont see a point in buying it because to me the only cool games on it right now are Call of Duty 2, Quake 4, and Madden 06. So I guess right now Im stuck with System Link, Split Screen, and Single Player Campaign. But Im cool with it.

    • GPA

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      I got my GPA today. Its a 3.8. Im pissed because I thought it was higher. It also says that my rank is 340 in a class of 608 juniors. I guess its community college for me. Hopefully it will get higher before my senior year.

    • Superbowl thoughts

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      I have to say this years Superbowl wasnt that great. Nothin exciting really happend. The Superbowl party at my church was pretty cool though. We had the game on a giant projector screen. There was also some Halo goin on to for the people who got bored of the game(like me). I watched most of the first half, none of the 3rd quarter, and half of the 4th quarter. Even though Im dissapointed with the game Im still glad the Steelers won. I hope next years Superbowl will be better.

    • Game Day

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      Its that time again. Superbowl Sunday. Theres a Superbowl Party at my church. I really dont know who to root for because I havent been paying that much attention to it. I guess Ill root for the Steelers because everyone Ive talked to said thats who their rooting for. Im basicly just hopping on the bandwagon. I hope they win because so far every team that I rooted for during the Superbowl has won and I hope this streek wont end.
      GO STEELERS!!!!

    • Chuck Norris Jokes

      13 years ago

      curve_ball

      Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

      Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

      When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

      Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

      Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

      Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

      If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

      Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

      Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

      Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

      Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

      Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

      Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

      Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

      Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

      Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

      Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

      Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

      To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

      There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

      There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

      Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

      The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

      The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

      It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

      Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

      Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

      If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

      On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

      When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

      Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

      Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

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  • Comments (29)

    • powerbomb141

      13 years ago

      New X-Men will happen
      Magneto Prequel will happen
      Wolverine Prequel will happen.
      and one more spin off will happen.

      X-4 will probaly happen, it's not official yet, but X-2 and X-3 also weren't official when the fans were talking about thwta they wanted. Basically, if studios are willing to make Friday The 13th part 11 (pre-production) their is no doubt in my mind that they will make an X-4 wheh the movies just make more money and get even better.

      However, I just read that Tom Rothman (Big Fox exec) didn't even want to make X-Men, but due to pressure from other people, that is the only reason X-Men was made becuase of other people pressuring him to have it made, so if that is true, I would turn it into a maybe unless he gest fired. But everyone is saying X-3 will be the last in the trilogy, that is true, however then you take Star Wars into account, Star Wars has two trilogys.

    • pooppants

      13 years ago

      Hey could you vote for gnnysgt here please....... and if you want you can vote twice, thanks

    • SargeMako

      13 years ago

      Dude, I love your Ollie pic. I have scoured the net looking for a picture of him in the storm screaming "ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS!!", but to no avail. I will get the dvd from my friend, take a screenshot, and send it to you.

    • fudgeypoo

      13 years ago

      please vote for me here
      http://panics.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=814123
      if the link doesn't work please copy and paste it in your address bar.
      thanks

    • WarriorDCBD

      13 years ago

      new journal

    • NUNG

      13 years ago

      do you have live?

    • horehay552

      13 years ago

      thats a great motto......so sad but yet so true ;-)

    • jrjabata

      13 years ago

      yea, lol, not a good day to teleport at all!

    • MstrCheif

      13 years ago

      BLACK HAWK DOWN RULES!!!!!!! u like war books? if so, you should check out Matthew Reilly, an Australian authour. He's a heaps good writer, check out his Scarecrow series, they are about a Marine Recon Lieutenant and his team

    • Raven085

      13 years ago

      Oh I am so sorry to hear about you Grandpa thats horrible......

    • snipingking

      13 years ago

      HAPPY NEW YEAR
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    • anutcase

      13 years ago

      please vote for me @ rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=264433

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      13 years ago

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    • cute_chick65

      13 years ago

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    • tiger_eye7

      13 years ago

      haha, yeah, that old guy is real creepy, but you just gotta laugh

    • Raven085

      13 years ago

      Lol dont worry I deleted the 2 one.

    • donodonut

      13 years ago

      welcome to rvb smiley0.gif

      please vote for my picture and thing that I do when im bored here

      thanks

    • powerbomb141

      13 years ago

      They are not bringing Nightcrawler back for this one.

    • qawsedrf

      13 years ago

      you can be my friend i added you because you said i could! bye>

    • contractor

      13 years ago

      Welcome to the Rooster Teeth family. smiley0.gif

    • messias

      13 years ago

      darn skippy project 86 rocks. i like texas, somewhat. i got to visit there for a couple weeks last month. the weather takes some getting used too!

    • Ur1obsession

      13 years ago

      what are you talking about?

    • Ur1obsession

      13 years ago

      lol sorry!

    • Ur1obsession

      13 years ago

      yeah no prob, thanks for accepting!

    • powerbomb141

      13 years ago

      i probaly can't help you too much with religion. i belive in god and am proud to be a christina. but i'm not the type of person that wakes up thinking of the bible. i try to follow the 10 commandments and that is about it outside of church one a wekk by force and my nightyl prayers for everyone that needs them. but i can try and help, try is the key though, not sure if i can.

    • Raven085

      13 years ago

      Ya i'm on it! Lol

    • Raven085

      13 years ago

      Aww thanks hun.

    • bethf373

      13 years ago

      oh that's cool...do you know what type your "hopefully" getting?

    • hugsandkisse

      13 years ago

      hey you, u told me to comment so well i am hehe HI

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