dark_rain

Male
from Duvall, WA

  • Activity

    • a change of pace

      12 years ago

      dark_rain

      turns out i can still get stuff that isnt cats...but it took a while.

      good news is, i can still have the pics on my computer...a full upload of all my funny pics would be about half a gig.

    • i think im going catty o.o

      12 years ago

      dark_rain

      for some reason, comedic cat pictures seem to be pretty much the only things worth putting up for new pictures...if anyone can explain my sudden (additional) insanity, please do x.x

    • Repost

      13 years ago

      dark_rain

      well i figured the whole'cats are democrats' joke was so popular, and noone seemed to notice the govornmentium joke, i would repost it. enjoy!
      (yes, this does require a brain to understand, so leave now if you dont have one! O.o)

      GOVERNMENTIUM

      A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

      This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

    • ^.^

      13 years ago

      dark_rain

      yay karma level 15 ^.^ =D

    • new stuff

      13 years ago

      dark_rain

      hey i got a shitload of new pics, check them out.

    • WARNING*

      13 years ago

      dark_rain

      please ask to copy the pics. i will most likely say yes (your chances are better if you are a friend).

    • info

      13 years ago

      dark_rain

      if you want to, you can contact me on my IM account, dark_rain_32@hotmail.com (women prefered)

    • well shit.

      13 years ago

      dark_rain

      well shit, i ran out of mod points. that realy sucks. hold on a moment. (FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA FUCKING !@#$% !%# @^$ !@$$! %^#$# &$#@)... i am sorry you had to read that...

    • update: more govornment BS.

      13 years ago

      dark_rain

      i found this on a website. here it is:

      GOVERNMENTIUM

      A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

      This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

  • About Me

  • Comments (41)

    • megalo

      8 years ago

      312987

    • Aztecia

      11 years ago

      Yay, props for me!

    • apprentice

      12 years ago

      Your Stupid

      Bitch


      What did I do? wtf.pnglol.png

    • marine0293

      12 years ago

      hi

    • meowkitty24

      12 years ago

      hey
      waht up

    • dark_rain

      12 years ago

      fairly good, but hey, its life...irony (most powerful force on this planet, next to greed and nuclear physics) states something is gonna suck hard for saying that tho XD

    • meowkitty24

      12 years ago

      hi
      hows life treatin u

    • pheonixblue2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      in Soviet Russia.. car drive YOU!

    • macey_2_cute

      12 years ago

      lol! i know there too big, if i could shrink them i would.

    • apprentice

      12 years ago

      Merry Christmas.

    • dark_rain

      12 years ago

      go figure lol

    • macey_2_cute

      12 years ago

      wow ur last comment was from me 2 monthes ago. lol

    • macey_2_cute

      12 years ago

      lol. thanx!

    • macey_2_cute

      12 years ago

      i got it off of google. i think i looked up anime halloween

    • NejiHyuuga

      12 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
      *************************************************************
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!!

      If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more!

    • Osaka

      12 years ago

      lol! That 25 Pally could have been me. It was about that time that I was doing so for my priest friend. XD On Feathermoon.

    • macey_2_cute

      12 years ago

      lol. its from shuffle

    • dark_rain

      12 years ago

      lol

    • Orangesage

      12 years ago

      Why should they?
      It makes it more fun. -^_^-

    • JonMtn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Late

      12 years ago

      Okay here's the link to the full sized one.

      Link

    • fox_119

      13 years ago

      vote me hear plz

    • littlebit74

      13 years ago

      Just thought I would stop by and say "HI".

    • dark_rain

      13 years ago

      i claim no comment then...................ecept o.O

    • littlebit74

      13 years ago

      That tattoo is right above my ass on my lower back.... I had a pic of it that showed the top of my thong and someone (staff or mods) removed it from my profile, so I cropped it and re-posted

    • dark_rain

      13 years ago

      then i feel special! *random music* PARTY!!! lol

    • SpiFFy4JiFFy

      13 years ago

      Congrats you are my 201th friend!

    • Twisted_Mind

      13 years ago

      nice pic foamy rules

    • dark_rain

      13 years ago

      O.o lol i mean for clairifying.

    • dark_rain

      13 years ago

      thank you.

    • littlebit74

      13 years ago

      What I mean, is not just someone wanting "friends" just to make their list big. I mean someone that comments, mods (although not necessary), and kinda stays in touch. Nothing more than that.

    • Pvt_Gloop

      13 years ago

      you were close about guessing where that picture is...

      it's actually right outside IF, close to the cliff edge, far side from the entry gate... and i am actually casting Healing Touch.

    • dark_rain

      13 years ago

      lol

    • littlebit74

      13 years ago

      I'm WATCHING you!!!!

    • dark_rain

      13 years ago

      ok no more contest alerts. they are getting annoying.

    • SinnX

      13 years ago

      I'm hosting a contest on my page. If you're interested in it, check out my journal for details.

    • Bucksh0t

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me here.
      Your vote would be greatly apreciated.

    • SinnX

      13 years ago

      I saw your entry on the "If you were a SPARTAN" forum and think you got some pretty good ideas so I figured I'd check you out. Approve my add if you'd like...if not then I'm sure to see you again in the forums.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      If that were the case then you would have to be 18 or older to join the site, otherwise it'd be illegal.

    • Halos_Owner1

      13 years ago

      Sup hey i added you to friends. U?

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Welcome to RvB smiley11.gif

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