dark_wolf_90

Female
from somewhere

  • Activity

    • Single Again

      7 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      well he broke up with me on our 3rd month annivesary just because i was talking to a guy who was an old friend tht i have NOT seen or hrd from in over a year what an ass but idc im happy being alone

    • Got a new man

      7 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      i finally got a bf name ryan and he is everything to me hope it lasts forever

    • SINGLE AGAIN

      9 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      my fiance broke up with me last tuesday because he doesn't have time for me with all the school work and house work and his new job. maybe im destined to be alone.

    • NEWS!!!!!

      9 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      I AM ENGAGED!!!!!!
      MY BOYFRIEND PURPOSED TO ME ON AUGUST 1ST!
      THE RING IS VERY BEAUTIFUL...(I WILL TRY TO PUT UP A PIC OF IT ASAP)
      ALSO NEXT SUMMER I'M MOVING TO OKLAHOMA WITH MY BF.
      AFTER MY BF GRADUATES IN ABOUT 2 YEARS, WE WILL TALK ABOUT A WEDDING DATE, COME BACK TO FLORIDA AND HAVE THE WEDDING.
      I AM SO HAPPY.

    • sorry

      10 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      i know i have been gone a while...i have been job hunting (badly)....and just to let everyone know that i am ok and i,ll be online whenever i am able to...love ya-ll

    • WHATS UP WITH ME.....

      10 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      .....WELL I'M IN JACKSONVILLE SPENDING TIME WITH MY DAD AND ALSO SPENDING TIME WITH MY COUSINS AND I'M GOING BACK HOME ON SUNDAY TO LOOK FOR A JOB. IF I AM UNABLE TO GET ONE I'M COMING BACK TO MY DADS PLACE TILL AUGUST. WISH ME LUCK. LOVE U ALL.

    • done with school

      10 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      graduated and is done with school.FINALLY lol

    • i'm still here

      10 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      my parents computers at busted and dont work and wont be fixed for a long while so the only times i'll be on is if i'm at a friends house or at the library mostly . i miss u guys so much, dont worry i'm still fine and i aint going nowhere.
      love you guys

    • It's Today

      10 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      I'm going to PROM today.
      i'll take tons of pictures.
      wish me luck.
      love ya

    • 63 ways to piss off a cop

      10 years ago

      dark_wolf_90

      63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop:

      1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
      2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
      3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
      4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
      5. Ask if you can see his gun.
      6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
      7. Touch him.
      8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
      9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
      10. Refer to him by his first name.
      11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
      12. When he says no, cry.
      13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
      14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
      15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
      16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
      17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
      18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
      19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
      20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
      21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
      22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
      23. Trip and fall into him.
      24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
      25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
      26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
      27. Clean your ear with the pen.
      28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
      29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
      30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
      31. Act like you are retarded.
      32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
      33. Mumble to yourself.
      34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
      35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
      36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
      37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
      38. Ask if he watches Cops.
      39. Ask if he ever watched Cop Rock.
      40. Giggle if he did.
      41. Talk to your hand.
      42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
      43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
      44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
      45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
      46. Try to sell him your car.
      47. Ask if you can buy his car.
      48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
      49. Play with the siren.
      50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
      51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
      52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang her.
      53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
      54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
      55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
      56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
      57. Turn your head and whistle.
      58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
      59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
      60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
      61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
      62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
      63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party

  • About Me

  • Comments (1563)

    • reapeking

      9 years ago

      been a while

    • y400k

      9 years ago

      lol maybe someday. I'm happy for you paula i really am

    • Renkai

      10 years ago

      nothing, just bored I have nothing to do... and I'm tired...

    • Renkai

      10 years ago

      hmmm... hello

    • y400k

      10 years ago

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    • y400k

      10 years ago

      File does not exist. lol

    • lilflash200

      10 years ago

      you sound kinda sad that he doesn't do it anymore

    • Silver_Wings

      10 years ago

      hey paula how've you been? havent talked to you in awhile

    • y400k

      10 years ago

      lol yeah he is

    • snchider

      10 years ago

      the dragons r in there for the rp i am in

    • UberNeonTony

      10 years ago

      Hey whats up. I haven't been on here much lately. I'm getting back on more often now and just checking in with everyone.

    • xRainbowx

      10 years ago

      sure but you gotta talk to me

    • metallavery

      10 years ago

      Hello, I am the head admin for the Naruto group, I am trying to make the forum a bigger and better place. Right now, I'm adding new admins so we can have news post more frequently, a weekly Naruto manga and shippuden eps.
      Also an RPG is coming soon so please stop by often to see whats new in the group.

    • DavinMan

      10 years ago

      Heya, missed you too!

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      I really do suggest that you converse with me. By not doing so you are a coward and bitch without a cause.

      On a side note:
      I wouldn't be saying such nasty comments when you have no room to talk.

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      Can you please explain to me what your problem is with FuckedUpCat?

    • lilflash200

      10 years ago

      because my real life is starting to mix way to much with my life on here

    • jakester259

      10 years ago

      hey

    • GunsNRoses For The Swarm

      10 years ago

      jr and smoke are always helping eachother

      but i used to feel the same way you did until gordon helped jr win the 2008 bud shootout

    • DeathAngel69

      10 years ago

      Hello. How are you doing?

    • lilflash200

      10 years ago

      I know that I just found it funny

    • wil0087

      10 years ago

      hay

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      10 years ago

      Watanuki is April 1st

      Yuiko...no idea thats just their names smiley0.gif

    • snchider

      10 years ago

      {tackles u playfully}

    • herdeadboy

      10 years ago

      well its still kind of creepy

    • Wolf_Soul

      10 years ago

      Hello...

    • physcowolf

      10 years ago

      comment my default =]

    • celldweller

      10 years ago

      o ok

    • snchider

      10 years ago

      hi

    • FoxyAngel

      10 years ago

      i love your page and pics

    • Orangejuice

      10 years ago

      Hello

    • E102_Gamma

      10 years ago

      ahhhhhh hi ^.^ he he he XD

    • snchider

      10 years ago

      {paws} how r u

    • charlie_chur

      10 years ago

      hey can you vote for me plz www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2281805

    • charlie_chur

      10 years ago

      :} the new year rules!! lmao

    • charlie_chur

      10 years ago

      happy new year

    • astarte

      10 years ago

      merry christmas smiley12.gifsmiley11.gif

    • Naruto_Rules

      10 years ago

      but better
      >.>

    • GamerJess

      10 years ago

      Long time no hear ^^
      How you been?
      Would you mind checking my journal & tell me what you think?

      Pretty Please, With sugar & a Cherry on top ^^

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      10 years ago

      i love u 2 sis
      *hug*

    • MetalPcAngel

      10 years ago

      hey can you pass the word about this 4chan group

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=2229

      plz and thank you^^


      ~~MetalPcAngel~~

    • lilflash200

      10 years ago

      I got another problem now

    • Dietrich33

      10 years ago

      Thanks smiley1.gif

    • Orangejuice

      10 years ago

      Hello

    • snchider

      10 years ago

      how r u

    • snchider

      10 years ago

      ty for the comments and i c u like my wolf pics

    • Riku_kun35

      10 years ago

      Heeeey, long time no talk.

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