darkrip150

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    • ROUND 1 HAS STARTED!!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Ok round 1 has started the rule is have 3 days to post up your pic and if u dont post it up in 3 days u will be cut ok!!!!ok the pic i want u to get is WOLVES!!!U can post 4 pics ONLY!!! Ok let get started!!!
      here are the awards for the winners and we will have 5 rounds well here are the people are in ok!!!

      1.30
      2.20
      3.15
      4.10
      5.5

      1.sakublossom
      2.northwind
      3.Kairi15
      4.aib002
      5.Brutalise
      6.El_Bizaro
      7.shadowfire44
      8.ken66
      9.OhMahGawsh
      10. ImmortalSoul
      11.tinydipper
      12.Moonstalker
      13.wrap
      14.LOR_87

      Well lets get started!!!!

      Good Luck to everyone smiley0.gif


    • I'M HAVING A CONTEST!!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Hey everyone im going to have a pic contest ok this is the rule u can only post your pic in my journal thats it ok.im going to have 20 people to join ok so hurry and comment and join my contest here are the prizes ok
      you will get mod points

      1.30
      2.20
      3.15
      4.10
      5.5
      Come join now!!!
      1.sakublossom
      2.northwind
      3.Kairi15
      4.aib002
      5.Brutalise
      6.El_Bizaro
      7.shadowfire44
      8.ken66
      9.OhMahGawsh
      10. ImmortalSoul
      11.tinydipper
      12.Moonstalker
      13.wrap
      14.LOR_87
      15.
      16.
      17.
      18.
      19.
      20.


      GOOD LUCK we will have 5 rounds and i will let you know when we start


      I'll let you know when we start!!!

      GOOD LUCK to everyone!!! smiley0.gif

      I'll update onece weget 20 people ok and that will be the first round!!!


    • RAIN RAIN AND MORE RAIN

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Well we are flooding here where i live.We had 5 inches of rain and more is on its way.My state never seen this much rain before.My school gyms where flooded and there was a leak near the cafeteria.I was afraid it was going to fall on my head but it never did thank goodness.We are under a flood warning and my house may flood i hope not though.Well anywho not that much more to say.Well here is the AMV of the day!!!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AbqPysaNDU

      i hope you like it!!!

      here is the joke of the day!!!

      An alley cat walks into the corner store, spots the cashier and asks: "hey, got any mice?"

      The cashier answers: "no." The cat leaves.

      The next day the cat returns and asks: "hey, got any mice? The cashier yells: "NO!" The cat leaves.

      The next day the cat returns yet again and asks: "hey, got any mice? The cashier is getting a bit annoyed now and shouts: "NOOO!" and points to the door. The cat keeps his cool as usual, and leaves.

      The next day the cat returns and asks: "hey, got any mice? The cashier is totally exasperated, and yells: "Listen to me, you flea-infested feline vermin, you come into my store one more time, ONE MORE TIME, asking me if I got mice, and I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR TAIL TO THE FLOOR!" and points to the door. The cat leaves.

      The next day the cat is back and asks: "hey, got any nails?

      The cashier says: "no."

      "Oh!" the cat says, "got any mice?

      I hope you like it!!!!

      Well i'll update later Se ya!!! smiley0.gif

    • CATS THE MUSICAL!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Hey yesterday i went to go see cats the musical yesterday and my favorite cat in the musical is MR.Mistoffelees a black and white cat his real name is QUAXO he is a magical cat in the musical!!But yesterday when the musical begun the actors that are in the cats costume ran down by the audience!!!they stop and my cat mistoffelees look at me it was sooo freakin awsome!!! If you havent herd of this musical then you need to go to a movie store!!!to rent it!!!Well and other news we have bad storms here where i live and it is not good!!!Well here is my AMV of the day!!!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vMASabow_4

      I hope you like it!!!
      Well here is my joke of the day!!!

      Cat Haikus
      You never feed me.
      Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
      That will sure show you.


      You must scratch me there!
      Yes, above my tail! Behold,
      Elevator butt.


      I need a new toy.
      Tail of black dog keeps good time.
      Pounce! good dog! good dog!


      The rule for today:
      Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
      New rule tomorrow.


      In deep sleep hear sound
      Cat vomit hairball somewhere
      Will find in morning



      Grace personified,
      I leap into the window.
      I meant to do that.


      Blur of motion, then-
      Silence, me, a paper bag.
      What is so funny?


      The mighty hunter
      Returns with gifts of plump birds-
      Your foot just squashed one


      You're always typing.
      Well, let's see you ignore my
      Sitting on your hands.


      My small cardboard box.
      You cannot see me if I
      Can just hide my head.


      Terrible battle.
      I fought for hours. Come and see!
      What's a 'term paper'?


      Kitty likes plastic
      Confuses for litter box
      Don't leave tarp around



      Small brave carnivores
      Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
      Fear vacuum cleaner


      Want to trim my claws?
      Don't even think about it!
      My yelps will wake dead.


      I want to be close
      To you. Can I fit my head
      inside your armpit?


      Wanna go outside.
      Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!
      Let me back inside!


      Oh no! Big One
      has been trapped by newspaper!
      Cat to the rescue!


      Humans are so strange.
      Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
      My claws aren't that sharp ...


      Cats meow out of angst
      "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
      We could break so much!"


      Litter box not here
      You must have moved it again
      I'll crap in the sink.


      The Big Ones snore now
      Every room is dark and cold
      Time for "Cup Hockey"


      We're almost equals
      I purr to show I love you
      Want to smell my butt?

      I hope you like it!!!!

      I'll update later se ya!!! smiley0.gif

    • GRRR I HATE TICKS!!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      I so hate ticks my dog butchie a min schnzer was soo infested with ticks it was horriable!!!!It took us almost and hour to pick all of the ticks!!!Ticks here are sooo bad this yea and last year i hate it!!!!Well and other news i get to go see the musical CATS Tomm yay!!!If you havent seen the musical then you need to really bad epscially if u r a animal lover for sure!!!!Well here is my AMV of the day!!!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsramJdo8PU
      I hope you like it!!!

      Well here is the joke of the day!!!

      Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

      DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I AM forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

      DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

      DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I AM capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

      DAY 768 - I AM finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foAMy chemical called "shAMpoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

      DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

      DAY 774 - I AM convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I AM certain he reports my every move. Due to his current place in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

      hope you like it!!!

      I'll update later se ya!!! smiley0.gif

    • HEY!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Well not much really i might be a key club officers if people vote for me!!!!Well anywho my dog looks like a foxs i think i said that before but not for sure.Well i lost a dog on monday and i finally found her yesterday so im happy lol!!!Well here is my horoscope

      VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
      Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost

      well here is the AMV of the day!!!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPvttjgV3Nk

      i hope u like it i did lol!!!

      Well here is my joke of the day!!!



      There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary.

      Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health.

      Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse.

      He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?"

      The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."

      Not paying much attention, the man says, "Sure, OK."

      So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God, " and the horse starts trotting.

      Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and the horse just takes off.

      Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he can to make the horse stop.

      "Whoa, stop, hold on!!!!"

      Finally he remembers, "Amen!!"

      The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff. The man leans back in the saddle and says, "Thank God!"

      I hope you liked it i did!!!

      Well i'll update later se ya!!!! smiley0.gif

    • HEY EVERYBODY!!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Hey everybody i have some news that is sad!!!My grandma cat got killed by a dog.She was sitting in my grandma gorage waiting for my grandma to feed her and all of a sudden 2 huge dog came into my grandma gorage and grab her by the neck and killed her right hen and there and ran off and ate her.She was pregnat and wass only 1 or 2 years old smiley2.gif Her name was cappicino becuse she looked like a cappicino.It was very sad and heartbreaking to hear what happen to her!!!!Well anywho here is my AMV of the day.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7fXCtfByI

      I hope you like it!!!

      well here is the joke of the day!!!

      There were these two horses standing at the bar. One said to the other "How ya doin?" ...other replied, "not so good...the other day I was in a race and there were so many GREAT horses and jockeys I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' this race and all of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a head."

      The other horse said, "No kiddin' yesterday I was in a race and the same thing ...I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' and half way around the track...WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won!"

      This greyhound walks up to the two horses and says, "Scuse me but I couldn't help but overhear you guys. Just today I was in a race and there were so many great dogs I figured 'screw it' I ain't runnin' in this race. All of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a length!!"

      One horse looked at the other and said, "WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, A TALKIN' DOG!!!"

      i hope you like it!!!

      Well i'll update later se ya!!!! smiley0.gif

    • HEY!!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Hey i got sunburn becuse i went to the zoo it was fun lol!!!!Well anywho i have been very busy today.Well anywho here is my AMV for the day i hope you like it!!!!!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEOQz7_76nQ

      i hope you like it i did lol!!!

      well here is the joke of the day!!!

      The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.

      They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as "little bells" on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly.

      They also advise the carrying of "pepper spray" in case of an encounter with an alligator. It's also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity and be able to recognize the difference between young alligator and adult alligator droppings.

      Young alligator droppings are small, contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
      Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.

      i hope you like it!!!!
      I'll update later se ya!!! smiley0.gif

    • YAY!!!!!

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Hey i got pics up in my profile finally thanks to meghan thanks alot!!!!I love it lol i hope you all do to!!!I have to babysit this evening some kids in my neighborhood becuse the parents are going to a meeting that is going on here so yea it will be fun i hope lol!!!Well anywho i went to the petsmart birthday party it was awsome lol!!!!Well anywho nothin much to say i guess!!!Here is the joke of the day!!!

      Horse & Chicken
      Once upon a time there were a horse and a chicken who were good friends. They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were very happy. One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse stepped into a hole of quicksand.

      The horse rapidly sank and was yelling for his friend, the chicken, to save him. The chicken thought for a minute, then ran away. The chicken ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped into the farmer's 735csi BMW.

      Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and the chicken managed to start the car, and put it in gear. It raced over to the sinkhole where the horse had almost disappeared by now. The smart chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW and threw the other end around the front legs of the horse. The chicken hopped back in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas.

      Ever so slowly, the horse eased out of the quicksand and jumped to safety. The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life. Thank you!"

      The chicken just said, "Don't mention it - That's what friends are for!!"

      They returned the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barn yard. A few days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest, and heard some muffled cries for help coming from the backyard. The horse followed the sounds and came upon a terrible scene.

      There was his best friend, the chicken, stuck in a hole of quicksand! The sand was already up to its neck-feathers and the cries for help had almost stopped. The horse took a quick look around: No rope in sight And the farmer had gone to town with his BMW. What to do?

      The horse took a deep breath and spread his body and legs out over the hole. His member was dangling down right above the poor chicken. "Here, my friend, grab my thingie and I will pull you to safety!"

      With its last bit of energy, the chicken grabbed a hold of the big horse-thingy and the horse straightened its body, pulling the chicken from its trap. With one big step, both were on solid ground and safe. The chicken slumped down on the ground, exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my friend!!"

      The horse just smiled.

      And what is the moral of this story? ... If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

      i hope you all liked!!!!
      I'll update later se ya!!!! smiley0.gif

    • I HAVE A QUESTION???

      12 years ago

      darkrip150

      Hey does anyone know how to put up pics on their profile right under their name????I would love to put up a pic their so just let me know ok!!!!!Well and other news i didnt go to school today becuse my allergy spell it wrong.Are acting up so i stayed home.I hope everyone is liking my joke of the day i think they are funny!!!!We are suppose to get BAD weather here where i live it sucks!!!!I love storms but i hate storms that cause tornadoes!!!! smiley2.gif But anywho my dog boomer is a shelty well he got groomed and now he looks like a foxs now so yea he is cute though lol!!!Well not much more to say!!!!Ok i have another QUESTION how do you upload pics in your journal?????Please if you know these answer please tell me!!!!Well here is the joke of the day!!!

      p.s.please mod me i need mod points thanks!!!!!

      Derby Horse

      A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".
      The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"?
      The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you some money 'cuz I can still run."
      The jogger thought to himself,"boy a talking horse" Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer"Hey man, I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you've got in the field".
      The farmer replies, "Son you can't believe anything that horse says. He's never even been to Kentucky."
      I'll update later!!!
      Se ya!!!! smiley0.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (652)

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      why don't u just take the pic off then maybe she won't be mad at u

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      and i'm pissed about something else so i'm on a short fuse

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      yeah i am mad about that

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      why r u yelling at me 4 i didn't do anything

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      its cause u took her pic

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      oh no shes mad at u

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      and yes i'm still mad

    • deathsfriend

      12 years ago

      im Watching u <.< >.> hey nice front page pics. i like the vash the stampede ones its was good show very funny

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      don't know shes not talking 2 me

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      hey whats up

    • ken66

      12 years ago

      thanks

    • shadowfire44

      12 years ago

      WOOHOO IM IN THE SECOND ROUND!!!!!! I DONT SUCK (too much) WOOHOO!!!!

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      duh

    • OhMahGawsh

      12 years ago

      yeah

    • OhMahGawsh

      12 years ago

      yeah, winning isnt a big deal to me, just as long as i have fun smiley1.gif

    • OhMahGawsh

      12 years ago

      nah, i dont care about winning, i just want to do it for fun

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      fine keep it i don't care w/e

    • El_Bizaro

      12 years ago

      ty

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      NO I TOLD U THAT I DIDN'T WANT THAT PIC ON UR PROFIL
      AND U PUT IT ON UR PROFILE ANYWAY
      NOW CHANGE THE PIC OR I'LL REMOVE U FROM MY FRIENDS LIST

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      i know i can't have it i asked and got yelled at

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      HELL NO NOW CHANGE IT

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      pretty much talking 2 people

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      yup i know

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      really the last day 4 me is the 24th and i graduate that day

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      r u counting weekends

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      10 days???

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      we can wait together *starts waiting* la la la la la la la la *keeps waiting* la la la la la la *stops* ok i can't wait

    • Brutalise

      12 years ago

      If it's ok with you, I will add 2 more pictures.

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      i will have 2 wait then

    • aib002

      12 years ago

      Okie Dokie my pictures are up. Hope you like them. smiley1.gif

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      thanx

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      that would be 4 days

    • Brutalise

      12 years ago

      Oh I was going to, it kept saying error or something like that when I tryed editing my post... =/
      But if I can post again with 2 more then sure.

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      isn't tomorrow the last day 2 put pics up

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      i don't wanna wait

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      i want it 2 be the next round now

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      thanks ^_^

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      there u go i have now put up pics

    • OhMahGawsh

      12 years ago

      i unno, i might

    • OhMahGawsh

      12 years ago

      been there, done that smiley6.gif

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      ok cool

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      wrong second

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      yeah i think u should

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      go ahead and start if u want 2

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      u'll find out when i post the results friday

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      nothing really what about u

    • Kairi15

      12 years ago

      there good

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      its going pretty good

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      hey hows it going

    • sakublossom

      12 years ago

      that sucks

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