darten

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from London, England.

  • Activity

    • Yeah...

      8 years ago

      darten

      So, yeah, hey Roosterteeth, what happened to all the Bear Bar people? Well, not all of them, but some. Just curious.

    • Jews.

      8 years ago

      darten

      Happy 9/11 guys!

    • 9 years ago

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    • Rant.

      9 years ago

      darten

      Those of you who haven’t had the wool pulled over your eyes will no doubt be aware of Roosterteeth’s steady decline from quality videos into mediocre media. Now, this subject been aired and argued over many times in the forums, journals and bars, but I just wanted to give my two cents. I felt that I needed to write this after the response to a comment I made on a recent piece of media.

      In the opening paragraph I refer to some kind of view obscurity through manipulation, now while that aspersion is a tad outlandish it’s simply an analogy I’m using to demonstrate a point. Now, RT has not churned out any truly funny material since the final episode of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The new ‘super serious’ format for episodes of Red vs. Blue is simply destroying the show, in fact it already has. How many laugh-out-loud moments were to be found in the latest series, ‘Recreation’?

      This emphasis on action has lead to an exponential increase in so-called action scenes, but it’s just not engaging. I really don’t give a flying fuck if you think you can make fancy vehicle explosions because you have the advantage of saved films. All the battles just end up being repetitive at best and beyond dull at worst. Spend the time your time on writing half-decent material, rather than on action scenes, because I want RvB to make me laugh, not to show me what I could be doing on my Xbox right now, you know, playing Halo 3. Machinima has never really had battle scenes, because it’s near impossible to pull off stylistically, and Roosterteeth’s insistence upon using these laborious exhibitions as a device to entertain is just embarrassing.

      Anyway, my point coming out of this; the less intelligent amongst us still believe that Red vs. Blue episodes are as good as they ever were, and if you go back and watch any single episode of TBGC you will deem that to be untrue as I do, unless of course, you’re a complete moron who thinks Caboose throwing a spike grenade into a wall that it’s so darn hilarious that it needs it’s own fucking T-Shirt. Oh wait, sorry, that’s Burnie.

      I’ll cover the shorts in brief. There were some light hearted chuckle moments as it were and it’s nice to see Roosterteeth go back to an all-comedy formula, rather than a mishmash of ‘interwoven’ ‘action’ and ‘comedy’ that RvB has become.

      Now, onto the comics.

      The comics are the reason I’m writing this. It’s their poor quality, twinned with the idea that anything RT churns out is unmitigated comedy gold, which really infuriates me. Put bluntly, there’s a reason why Griffon doesn’t write episodes of Red vs. Blue. Every so often a mildly amusing comic will come along, but these moments are rare, the majority are shit-stains. Yet, the Plebs still praise these abominations with nonsensical compliments: ‘Oh lawl Gus, you won’t be doing that.’ You’re not in the fucking comic. Gus can’t hear you. Gus doesn’t care what you think. In fact, Gus thinks you’re an idiot too!

      As of late, a certain Bar of Bears has taken to posting loldogs and therein, successfully demonstrate that mind numbingly stupid internet excrement is appreciated by the majority of the site. Aside from that being a sad fact, I witnessed something even sadder after posting this yesterday in a similar vain to the loldogs.

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      Here's a link to the post, I'm sure it's amassed more mods by now.

      It was sad, but not surprising.

      Now, I don’t believe that Luke McKay is a great artist by any stretch of the imagination, he could easily be replaced by any budding artist from anywhere in the world, he’s nothing special. At least his replacement would likely be less of a tit drawing White Knight. I mean, has any one actually read ‘Balls 2 That’ and I mean read, Christ knows McKay can’t even spell most of the time. Maybe, I’m overreacting to this modded comment, maybe, but I’ve finally lost faith in any of the site’s members. It’s quite sad that even McKay himself modded it and I certainly regret giving him the ego boost. He’ll probably be smiling and drawing a slutty RT user semi-nude now.

      Now, I’m sure if this journal becomes known throughout the site, then I will be subjected to ‘You couldn’t do any better’. If anybody is stupid enough to make those comments, then well, you’re a complete idiot. Let me say this once and once only; the basis for criticism is that something is bad, and you know why it’s bad, and you can evidence why it’s bad. It has nothing what so ever to do with being able to better it. For example, if you were on a bus and the driver stupidly crashed it, you’d call him a terrible bus driver, but do you think you could have done a better job? No. In the same way that just because I’m not a comedy writer doesn’t mean I can’t say that new RvB episodes are bad, it’s that I have the experience of watching numerous comedy shows over the course of many years to know what is funny and what is not.

      Thanks for taking the time out of your day to read this. Rant over.

    • Happy 2010.

      9 years ago

      darten

      I couldn't be bothered to craft another seasonal dresses picture, so you're just going to have to take my seasonal greeting.

      Thanks to all the people I've trolled with this year, you've most certainly made the internet Super Serious Business. It has been fun! Hopefully 2010 will bring even more easy targets for us to prey upon.

      To the Bears!

      And here's just one thing I learnt over the course of last year.

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      Dem White Knights.

    • Merry Christmas.

      9 years ago

      darten

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      A Jonas Christmas and a Dresses New Year to all!

      Photoshop skills.

    • Fucken' Xbox.

      9 years ago

      darten

      Broke again.

  • Comments (863)

    • techskater

      8 years ago

      Where do I remember your name from?

    • JediJesus87

      8 years ago

      Bears 4 lyfe, yo.

    • JediJesus87

      8 years ago

      You should get on skype more, brohan. I haven't heard from you in a long time.

    • NineBreaker

      8 years ago

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    • NineBreaker

      8 years ago

      I'll try and get on Skype as well, especially for you. <3


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    • NineBreaker

      8 years ago

      Good times, good times. I never see you on. Whats up with that?

    • NineBreaker

      8 years ago

      DARTEN, DRESS ME, LOVE ME!

    • ACrusadeTV

      8 years ago

      I found a picture you posted, cause I was searching google. I must say, you are a dumbass, your pictures are ridiculous, and don't make sense, all I have to say is WTF

    • JediJesus87

      9 years ago

      I just don't want everyone viewed as racists, ya know?

    • JediJesus87

      9 years ago

      You know there's a nice amount of people watching. As I said, just don't do that shit. K?

    • JediJesus87

      9 years ago

      Dude, no.

    • NineBreaker

      9 years ago

      Where the fuck you been?

    • JediJesus87

      9 years ago

      Good timing, I probably won't be on for a good two weeks.

    • JediJesus87

      9 years ago

      I haven't even seen you online since I've been back.

    • NineBreaker

      9 years ago

      Dresses, my love my love, why are you never on skype anymore?

    • BobLablaw

      9 years ago

      I need your letter for JJ by tomorrow (Friday.)

    • BobLablaw

      9 years ago

      That's a good policy.

      I think that most people try to do that, but just can't in the end.

    • MissJackie

      9 years ago

      lol yeah totally.

    • MissJackie

      9 years ago

      lol damn man. i knew that was it!! ill learn for next time

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      Imma so sorry I missed your birthday. sad.png


      Don't worry about it.

      I'm sure you were doing much more important things...

    • ChefExcelent

      9 years ago

      Why I'm Chef Excellence! I bake stuff!

    • armeav8r

      9 years ago

      I've seen anal warts with more intelligence than you. don't bother coming back. have a nice day. fuck you very much. smiley1.gif

    • ChefExcelent

      9 years ago

      OH HAI!

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!lol.pnglol.pnglol.png

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      In reply to darten:

      no u

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      lol no

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      ilu more

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

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    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      In reply to darten:

      Still going strong, 11 hours later.

      This is so unlike you.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      In reply to darten:

      Darten, you still have a star. It's lasting a long time, considering who you are.

      Zing.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      In reply to darten:

      Darten, you still have a star. It's lasting a long time, considering who you are.

    • JediJesus87

      9 years ago

      Yep, I'm going to tell everyone that's my girl back home.

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      inorite?

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Indeed I do, it's fun. But what you are doing is pathetic, and I don't mean just trolling

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Still not accepting things, I see

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      You admitted yourself that what you are doing is pathetic

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      So, one of your friends?

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      You mean one of your friends?

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Whatever you say. you're just pathetic

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      I am saying that you have been nothing but pathetic throughout this whole time, therefore, there is no noun to add, because the only thing you have showed is you being pathetic

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      No really. The whole time through this, you have just been the same old pathetic

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      And what you are doing isn't pathetic?

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Oh, but just see how annoyed they are about it. They actually have to waste a whole comment just to say that they are not White Knighting. That's kinda sad

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Weird, to me it just seems that all they want to do is clear their names, the first thing they have said to me is that they are not White Knighting, which actually is kind of funny knowing that it annoys them, so much, that they have to comment me just saying that they are not White Knighting

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Say whatever you like. But you do know that this whole thing started off with me commenting you, and then right now, 4 other trolls are trolling me, right? Weak, man, weak.

    • Spartan736

      9 years ago

      Of course not.

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Jesus Christ. Look, that other guy is back. How many guys are you going to summon on me for this little thing? Weak man, weak

    • Spartan736

      9 years ago

      The Blackening is actually really awesome.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      Ladies and gentlemen we seem to have yet another person come to Darten's rescue!


      You can't call VD a white knight.

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      You didn't even answer the other half of my question. Oh and look! Ladies and gentlemen we seem to have yet another person come to Darten's rescue! Look, before your friends come to your aid, tell them to have a reason to do so in the first place. I have already dealt with 3 others

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