daspoopsmith

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from Atascadero, CA

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    • Update (Life, school and being sick)

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith

      It has been a while since I have been on here.

      I had to deal with "family drama". Which caused old stress related illnesses to flair up. Migraines, cuts, scrapes and wounds not healing, bloody noses, etc. I wish my family would leave me out of such things. I am tired of it.

      I finished purchasing all my stuff for school. Except my books. Those I get for free. I seriously can not wait for school to start.

      I will delve into this in the future.

    • iphone, the cold, and other things

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith

      Dude! Have you guys seen the new iPhone? How freakin sweet!?!?!?! For the last year I have struggled through a PocketPC Phone (ACH-i730 by Samsung with Verizon Wireless Hell Service). I have had nothing but problems with the phone. I can't even call it a phone. It makes calls but thats about it. The iPhone is an actual phone with all the features of a phone. You can even look at your call history by pressing the send button once like all cell phones. My pocket PC Phone turns the phone on when you press the send button once. You can also individually select voice mail messages instead of going through each individual message.

      It is freakin cold. (Being that I live in SLO county, CA.) At my job site it was 28 today not including the windshield factor. When I got in the truck to leave and turned my heater on. Excruciating pain followed. I had minor frost bite on my hands, legs (I wear shorts at work), my feet, my cheeks and my nose. The heat causes all the nerve endings to just plain hurt. I have never had frost bite before and the doctor said it was similar to a sun burn. I have Aloe Vera and all you can notice is a deep red colour and it hurts when I laugh and I laugh a lot.

    • Introspection and Poetry: On politics

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith

      How many of our rights will be removed before we notice?
      How long will be sit before our Constitution becomes just another piece of paper?
      What will we tell our children when they ask why the government wont let them speak their mind?
      When will the line be drawn?
      Will we wait till it is too late?
      Or shall we draw it now?
      Can we allow the government to tell us what to say? Do? Act?
      Will we allow them to tell us if we can't smoke or drink or where we can actually do it?
      Will we sit idly as they take away our choice to live life how we want to?
      What shall they take away next?
      Who will they punish next?
      Will they be your brother or sister?
      Which country shall they invade next?
      Will I be the last to remember?
      Will my voice be turned to whimper?
      Should I live in fear? Or fear living?
      Is it wrong to yearn for freedom?
      Is it wrong to want change?

    • School approaches.

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith

      The only thing I have to look forward to, this month, is school. After a year off from studies, I return. I wish I could say I was close to finishing (I am not) at the age of 28. I should be teaching by now. I wish I was teaching by now. I wish I was even really on my major required classes right now. But I am not.

      I just hope I don't contract H5N1 again (I don't know if that is possible) or have a flare up of Cerebral Malaria (brought to me in part to the wonderful jungles of central america). 1) H5N1 took me out for near 2 months. 2) Malaria is like getting your head filled with sand and your lungs with butter along with a fever pushing 104 for a week or so. Both have taken me out of school in the past. That and girls. I think a girl right now, for me, is about as useful as either Malaria or H5N1. They all give me a fever and take my attention away from studies and even work which pays for bills brought on by needing thousands of dollars in medicine.

      Anyways, contracting Malaria was a good thing. My ex-wife became my ex because she couldn't cope with having a husband that kept getting pushed to the brink of death. And I contracted it rescuing animals in a central american rain forest from poachers, loggers and just plane random accidents. Nothing is cuter than a baby aardvark well... Not counting kittens. smiley1.gif

      So I don't plan on performing any wild expeditions until the summer. So I might be safe until then. (Volcanoes + Camera = Summer 07 which will span, hopefully, 3 continents and various forms of volcanoes one may be my return to the waters off the southern coast of Baja where I will dive again and possibly get some weird stuff on camera) Hopefully I can make it through my last semester of pre-recs for my current major.

    • Frustrating, simply frustrating.

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith

      It has been a week since I have been able to truly play my Xbox. I have tried everything to no avail.

      I was able to use my USB PVR unit but the lag is horrible. I can't claim the Television because my roommate is glued to it 20/7.

      All I want to do is play some damn video games! Is that too much to ask?

    • First half of the year predictions!

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith


      The great and all knowing King of Pirates has prepared predictions for your pondering pleasure!

      January

      We will not only have one holiday (New Years Day) but two!
      It will rain in most places and snow on the higher elevations.
      There will be at least one with a 50% chance of two earthquakes of a magnitude 3.0 or higher among the continental United States.
      School will restart after a hiatus that school districts have yet to truly classify, ends.

      February

      Somewhere it will rain. Possibly shower. With a good chance of snow in the upper elevations and most likely snow on Mt. Hood at some point during the month.
      Kittens will start to magically appear and plague pet stores for a solid 5 months.
      A dog in Kansas will be mystically ran over.
      Charles Dickens will be read on the 7th of February.
      At some point there will be at least one earthquake of a magnitude 3.0 or greater!

      March

      On the 3rd, everyone will forget to to remember to sing the Star Spangled Banner.
      Millions of birds will flock, mysteriously to San Juan Capistrano.
      I predict more rain, at least somewhere, amongst the lower 48 states. Snow also along the higher parts and more and more ice the further north you go.
      A tremendous 3.0 magnitude earthquake will happen at least once, somewhere.
      On the 3rd, Europe will be wondered as the moon disappears for a brief time, just to convince them of my supreme intelligence.

      April

      On the 11th, great jubulous celebrations will break out in celebration of the King of Pirates day of birth. Rioting begins in the streets of Atascadero as free kegs for everyone night commences in honour of the King.
      It will shower, at least once, somewhere which will in turn bring May flowers.
      The earth will tremble with birthing pains as an earthquake of 3.0 or greater magnitude shakes the earth.

      May

      Flowers will magically appear.
      Mount Everest will have ice and snow!
      Mothers will celebrate
      Another great trembler of at least 3.0 in magnitude all will be mesmerized.

      June

      One the 21st, all will be amazed as the Sun will remain longer in the sky.
      Out of my will I will cause the earth to shake at least once at a magnitude 3.0 or greater.

      Thus ends my predictions for the first half of 2007! Be amazed.

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    • Beat my pic game.

      in Forums > Beat my pic game. | Follow this topic

      daspoopsmith

      The only rule is that one can not post a picture that would negate any other possible pictures from being posted. Examples include, Atomic Explosions, Black Holes, Stars Going Supernova, or any Deity. It just isn't fun. (Even though it may be funny).

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      For those unfamiliar. You need to post a picture that may be able to beat a kitten in a fight.

      Have fun. smiley0.gif
      (I think this is in the right place this time. Please Tell me if it isnt.)

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    • Beat my pic game.

      in Forums > Beat my pic game. | Follow this topic

      daspoopsmith

      The only rule is that one can not post a picture that would negate any other possible pictures from being posted. Examples include, Atomic Explosions, Black Holes, Stars Going Supernova, or any Deity. It just isn't fun. (Even though it may be funny).

      144638618_8ef9848dd9_o_d.jpg

      For those unfamiliar. You need to post a picture that may be able to beat a wet kitten in a fight.

      Have fun. smiley0.gif

      3 replies

    • If I were an Evil Overlord

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith

      Sorry this is snaked from numerous sources around the net. Freakin hilarious either way.

      smiley9.gif My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

      smiley9.gif My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

      smiley9.gif My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

      smiley9.gif Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

      smiley9.gif The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

      smiley9.gif I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

      smiley9.gif When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

      smiley9.gif After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

      smiley9.gif I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

      smiley9.gif I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

      smiley9.gif I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

      smiley9.gif One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

      smiley9.gif All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

      smiley9.gif The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

      smiley9.gif I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

      smiley9.gif I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know.

      smiley9.gif When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

      smiley9.gif I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

      Sorry this is snaked from numerous sources around the net. Freakin hilarious either way.

      smiley9.gif My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

      smiley9.gif My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

      smiley9.gif My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

      smiley9.gif Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

      smiley9.gif The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

      smiley9.gif I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

      smiley9.gif When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

      smiley9.gif After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

      smiley9.gif I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

      smiley9.gif I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

      smiley9.gif I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

      smiley9.gif One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

      smiley9.gif All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

      smiley9.gif The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

      smiley9.gif I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

      smiley9.gif I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know.

      smiley9.gif When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

      smiley9.gif I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would

    • The Aftermath of Christmas

      12 years ago

      daspoopsmith

      My interest in Christmas has waned over the last couple years. This year was no different.

      I had a newish job that sucks. A boss that likes to start each day by saying , "Don't F*&% Mark" or "Why are you F*&%ing me?" When ever something goes wrong. Really burns employees out when they hear that all the time.

      I lost my youngest brother a couple years ago and his birthday was around the holidays. He was also the one who pushed for having a Christmas Tree and making it a big deal. Without him, we got a tiny tree up a couple days before Christmas and without decorations or anything.

      Just the idea of spending hundreds of dollars on presents burns one out. Nothing is truly satisfying in that. At least that is how it is for me.

      This year I decided to do something different. Along with the presents I bought everyone. I spent money on buying presents for kids who are in the local foster care system. Tricycles, gift certificates, books, games, etc. I also filled a couple people's tanks up with gas who were on their way home for Christmas.

      In the end. I felt sadness and guilt. Not because I felt like I was doing something wrong. It was because I knew I was doing something right and gave something to those who needed it. My family didn't need what I gave them.

      I have decided that next year, I will not give anything to friends and family except a note stating what I gave to a child who is living in poverty or a donation to the United Way. Things like that.

      Another thing. Why is charity only considered during this time of the year? Why can't we give year round? Why can't we buy school material for kids in public care? Why can't we give our time to clean up a park or a beach?

      Just food for thought.

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    • datablue

      12 years ago

      You rock and I <3 you. Thanks for the sponsorship!

    • Marine101993

      12 years ago

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    • Marine101993

      12 years ago

      Dude, I can't give you the mods for the sponsorship for some reason.

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