dcallen

Male
from Ellsworth Air Force Base, SD

  • Activity

    • Yep, its me again...except fatter.

      7 years ago

      dcallen

      Well howdy ladies and gents! And a very special hello to all you very attractive legal women out there. After three long years Ive decided to dust the coke from my nostrils, pull myself out of the millions of jack daniel's and everclear bottles ive tried to bury myself in, and come on out and just...give a little hello. So....hello. Im pretty sure everyone else who i used to be friends with way back when is probably either dead, a zombie, or in jail by now so im basically just gonna start over and see what happens. Looking back and all the dumb shit i posted a few years ago i realize that my life was full of awkward teenage angst and i post a bunch of shit...well for really no other reason than there was a submit button i could click. Seriously...i had horrible taste in music back then...and if i knew then what i know now i would have never put this up for people to actually see!

      So...without further ado...i bring to you...dcallen2.0....now full of STD's! Deuces bitches!

    • A little piece of heaven

      9 years ago

      dcallen

      Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
      for me to take what's mine, until the end of time
      We were more than friends, before the story ends,
      And I will take what's mine, create what
      God would never design

      Our love had been so strong for far too long,
      I was weak with fear that
      something would go wrong,
      before the possibilities came true,
      I took all possibility from you
      Almost laughed myself to tears,
      conjuring her deepest fears

      Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times,
      I can't believe it,
      Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
      Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it

      She was never this good in bed
      even when she was sleepin'
      now she's just so perfect I've
      never been quite so fucking deep in
      it goes on and on and on,
      I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever,
      with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever

      'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
      would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
      and I know, I know it's not your time
      but bye, bye
      and a word to the wise when the fire dies
      you think it's over but it's just begun
      but baby don't cry

      You had my heart, at least for the most part
      'cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart
      let's make a new start
      'cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah
      but baby don't cry

      Now possibilities I'd never considered,
      are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard,
      Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
      to repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved

      Smiling right from ear to ear
      Almost laughed herself to tears

      Must have stabbed him fifty fucking times
      I can't believe it
      Ripped his heart out right before his eyes
      Eyes over easy
      Eat it eat it eat it

      Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways
      I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave

      I gotta make up for what I've done
      'Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
      while you burned in hell, no peace forever

      'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
      would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
      and I know, I know it's not your time
      but bye, bye
      and a word to the wise when the fire dies
      you think it's over but it's just begun
      but baby don't cry

      You had my heart, at least for the most part
      'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart
      Let's make a new start
      'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah
      But baby don't cry

      I will suffer for so long
      (What will you do, not long enough)
      To make it up to you
      (I pray to God that you do)
      I'll do whatever you want me to do
      (Well then I'll break you unchained)
      And if it's not enough
      (If it's not enough, If it's not enough)
      If it's not enough
      (Not enough)
      Try again
      (Try again)
      And again
      (And again)
      Over and over again

      We're coming back, coming back
      We'll live forever, live forever
      Let's have wedding, have a wedding
      Let's start the killing, start the killing

      'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
      would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
      and I know, I know it's not your time
      but bye, bye
      And a word to the wise when the fire dies
      you think it's over but it's just begun
      but baby don't cry

      You had my heart, at least for the most part
      'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart
      Let's make a new start
      'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah
      But baby don't cry

    • the life and times of daniel allen cox

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      Whats up all? Long time no talk? hows your mum, she never called me back after that night. I swear that never happened to me before i promise. Anyway, im stationed in south dafuckinkota now. I finally bought a 360 and i got xbox live. My gamertags s7evin89, dont be strangers, add me. Im good for a cheap laugh on there. and for a limited time the first 100 people who add me get a 1000 dollars of crack. Hurry supply's are limited. All right im out, peace!!!

    • LIFE LESSON!

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      The Man Rules
      At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


      Finally , the guys' side of the story.
      ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
      We always hear ' the rules'
      From the female side


      Now here are the rules from the male side.

      These are our rules!
      Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
      ON PURPOSE!


      1. Men are NOT mind readers.

      1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
      You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..
      We need it up, you need it down.
      You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

      1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
      or the changing of the tides.
      Let it be.

      1. Crying is blackmail.

      1. Ask for what you want.
      Let us be clear on this one:
      Subtle hints do not work!
      Strong hints do not work!
      Obvious hints do not work!
      Just say it!

      1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

      1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
      Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


      1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
      In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


      1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
      Don't ask us.

      1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

      1. You can either ask us to do something
      or tell us how you want it done.
      Not both.
      If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

      1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

      1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

      1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
      Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

      1.. If it itches, it will be scratched...
      We do that.

      1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
      We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

      1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

      1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

      1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.< /P>


      1. You have enough clothes.

      1. You have too many shoes..

      1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

      1. Thank you for reading this.
      Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.


      But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

    • The Family Prayer

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      "And Shepherds we shall be

      For thee, my Lord, for thee.

      Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

      Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

      So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

      And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

      In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

    • Guess Who's Back?

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      Well ladies and gentlemen, for better or for worse i'm back. And I am now officially an Airman in the United States Air Force, and now i'm stuck in tech school at Wichita Falls in Texas. So...anybody from around here? Cuz really damn bored.

    • So long folks! And hello Drill Sergeant!

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      Well this is it, in less than 4 hours im gonna be on my way to basic.
      And its about time too! This place has really been boring since everybody...Nadlancer...left lol.
      And while i know i'll be back in a few months there are a few words i'd like to say...
      I cant remember what those words are right now because i have a huge headache, (i love goodbye parties) but i'm sure you can think of what they would be.
      Something inspiring and nice, something that puts a bounce in your step and a baby in your stomach.
      Anyway thats it for tonights show folks, this is Tom Brokaw, signing off.
      Shit i mean Daniel Allen Cox II...anyway PEACE!!!!!

    • Zombie plans for the whole family

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      So I've been stuck in the house all day waitin for a guy to fix the garage door on my house.
      Needless to say I'm bored on an epic scale.
      The only thing to do is sit around and watch a zombie movie marathon.
      The movies started out alright but the more movies they showed the worse they got.
      Right now I'm watchin Return of the living dead. It sucks.
      The only good thing about this movie is the music. I've been rockin out to it for like an hour and a half.
      Help me.

    • Everybody! Everybody!

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      Hey Everybody guess what!?
      NADLANCER EATS BABIES! NO JOKE!!!
      And Lovexmexdead knows man eating pies that knows pie eating men!!!
      Also i would just like to add that im not on drugs but ive had 9 mt dews and im a lil hyper...
      And Saw V is freakin awesome!!!!!!!!!
      CRUNCH!!!

    • The way things were

      10 years ago

      dcallen

      Wow, so i've got less than 14 days before i ship out to basic. The main question i've been asked is "are you nervous?"
      And i can honestly say no, i'm not. If anything i'm ready to go. Because trust me..this place does NOT get better over time.
      Its kinda weird though because i never thought i'd reach this part of my life...mainly the part where i get out on my own...which is freakin great!
      anyway thats it for now.
      PEACE!

  • Comments (115)

    • dcallen

      7 years ago

      Yeah...yeah the do.

    • Xhyra

      9 years ago

      How long have you been in the Air Force?

    • crzyrbbt

      10 years ago

      fun stuff

    • crzyrbbt

      10 years ago

      weapons? as in 2w2? cause if that is so ..... it is a very small world

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      Well yes but I believe it's a she

    • Godley

      10 years ago

      What, Secret Crowds?

      That song owns. Look up their other music. It all kicks ass. Their Leave A Whisper album has only 1 bad song on it.

    • Godley

      10 years ago

      Indeed.

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      My middle name is Michael you know that

    • Godley

      10 years ago

      Yeah dude, but she lives mad far away, like an hour away, and we wouldn't be able to see each other much. Plus I've known her forever.

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      How are you friends with me then?

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      Haha Racist

    • Lovexmexdead

      10 years ago

      lol you just know have to make bad situations worse! ^.^
      no but that was funny

    • AussieTex

      10 years ago

      Well I'm a very interesting person. You do have talents, you just got to find when and where you can use them. Most of mine would get me arrested if I used them in public.

    • AussieTex

      10 years ago

      I'm hardly a lady but yeah I have many talents.

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      Wow what a quinky dink lol I'd probably hum it anyway

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      Yes and I promise not to hum Indiana Jones while I wear it

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      Sad Face

    • AussieTex

      10 years ago

      Oh I know. You should find out what else I can do.

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      I'm gonna have to borrow it then

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      YES

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      I didn't mean you, idiot.

    • AussieTex

      10 years ago

      You are very correct. Except when I play Halo I kick arse while doing my nails, drinking alcohol, talking on the phone, shopping online and watching new episodes of Red vs Blue.

    • beyerofdeath

      10 years ago

      Thats awhile till DEP. Any questions feel free to ask, been in almost ten years.

    • Dane_SFC

      10 years ago

      You want a gun.
      LOL!

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      DUDE

    • Nics

      10 years ago

      ummm...i think i do now!!! haha =P

    • Nadlancer

      10 years ago

      Shifty eyes are the best

    • Hunny_Bunny

      11 years ago

      nm u?

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      Amen to that

    • Hunny_Bunny

      11 years ago

      kool

      did u have fun?

    • Hunny_Bunny

      11 years ago

      Whats up?

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      Well now you are

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      I cant believe you're not online

    • Hunny_Bunny

      11 years ago

      hahahahahahhahahahahahha

    • Hunny_Bunny

      11 years ago

      thats kool

    • Hunny_Bunny

      11 years ago

      whats up?

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      You are sitting next to me again

    • redsucks2224

      11 years ago

      Nothin Much. You?

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      You are sitting next to me

    • DeltaSniper

      11 years ago

      It's going to a shootout so I'm going to go

    • DeltaSniper

      11 years ago

      Just watching Croatia vs Turkey in soccer

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      I'm a Sponser smiley11.gifsmiley0.gif

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      nope

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      Hey guess what?

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      oh i like the sawed off better

    • Nadlancer

      11 years ago

      It was all a simulation!

    • blue_gunner1

      11 years ago

      tech

    • blue_gunner1

      11 years ago

      OORAH!!!!!!!

    • DeltaSniper

      11 years ago

      lol that's love.

    • DeltaSniper

      11 years ago

      Doesn't seem like much help.

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