This is a spoof of Nicholas Cage like they did for Chuck Norris. Me and My friend went to see a movie with nicholas Cage in it and decided to do this....its just for fun. please dont try to flame for this...we tried this on other websites and got flamed. its just a thing for fun...not for competition. im currently makign a website for them. if you have any please post them. thanks
Ones we got....
Nicholas Cage doesn't need oxygen to breath
Nicholas Cage can melt ants with a magnifying glass...at night
Nicholas Cage can't get AIDS
Everytime Nicholas Cage blinks...an angel loses its wings in amazement
Nicholas Cage fought a Sting Ray and won. Later that day the Sting Ray took its anger out on Steve Irwin.
Nicholas Cage knows the secret of stopping global warming. But refuses to tell it so he can open his water park when the world floods.
Nicholas Cage once met JFK and told him the secret of ruling the world. 2 hours later JFK was dead.
Nicholas Cage rigged the Noble Peace Prize awards...and Martin Luther King won.
Nicholas Cage doesn't ride on 24's. 24's ride on Nicholas Cage.
Nicholas Cage built the underground railroad, with one hand.
Nicholas Cage made the H-bomb just by thinking about it.
Nicholas Cage Shot 2pac.
Nicholas Cage met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never talked about that incident again.
Nicholas Cage really killed Lincon, John Wilkes Boothe was just in the wrong place at the wrong time
Nicholas Cage is Chuck Norris's Real Father....and Mother.
in latin Nicholas Cage means kryptonine, and you wonder why superman isnt around
Nicholas Cage really invented the internet but felt sorry for bill gates
Nicholas Cage makes my software hardware
Nicholas Cage turns my floppy disk into a hard drive
Nicholas Cage was once mistaken for jesus...by jesus
after walking on his hands to Nome, Alaska Nicholas Cage proceded to slap the eskimo that talked bad about him on the internet
Nicholas Cage and Chuck norris walked into a bar and the world exploded
Nicholas Cage shaves with dimonds
if you play The Omen backwards Nicholas Cage will tell you how the world ends
Nicholas Cage is the only man to win the noble peace prize 3 times in a row, in the same year
Nicholas Cage's dick is so big it has to take the bus when he takes a plane
Jesus once told Nicholas Cage the secret of raising the dead, but he got drunk and forgot it
when Nicholas Cage looks directly at the sun the suns eyes hurt
Nicholas cage is the alpha and the omega
Nicholas Cage does all his own stunts
Nicholas Cage is George Clooney's stunt double
Nicholas Cage once shot a man...then took him out for dinner
Nicholas Cage isn't immortal. it's just that death fears him.
A 100 story building once fell on Nicholas Cage. He just got up and walked like nothing happened. No one has any record of this because everyone who saw it's head exploded.
Nicholas Cage started walking the day after he was born. The next day he had chest hair.
The Matrix is actually based off Nicholas Cage's Childhood.
Nicholas Cage once donated one million dollars to the center for diseased elderly, no such center exists
when Nicholas Cage throws a boomerang it doesnt come back on purpose
there once was a movie called Godzilla vs. Nicholas Cage
Nicholas Cage is all the worse parts of the bible
Nicholas Cage once killed a man with a slice of bread, yeah he thought it was inpossible too, but now his wife opens his ketchup bottles in HELL!
when Nicholas Cage kills a man it's considered cruel and unusual punishment
the cure for cancer is Nicholas Cage's blood, too bad he doesnt bleed
Nicholas Cage was in the movie Anaconda, he was the anaconda
Nicholas Cage's dick is refered to as the negotiator, it can resolve any problem
Guns dont kill people. Nicholas Cage kills people
the original cast of star wars was supposed to be compsed of only Nicholas Cage but George Lucas decided that the movie would be too awesome
Nicholas Cage created Chuck Norris just so he could have someone to out do
Nicholas Cage is fighting the one man battle to rid the world of jahova's whitnesses, you have him to thank for the 30% reduction of jahova's whitnesses in the past 5 years
Nicholas Cage can go swimming without getting wet