deadchurch18

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    • Nicolas Cage!!!

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      deadchurch18

      well i am a big fan of nicolas cage and want to spread the word of this website i made...sooo here you go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please have a good welcome at my new site!! and please tell everyone you kno about it!!!!!!!!!! thanks!

      Nicolas Cage Facts

      now 200 HITS!!!!!!!!!!!! now lets make it even more!

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    • Nicholas Cage Facts

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      deadchurch18

      This is a spoof of Nicholas Cage like they did for Chuck Norris. Me and My friend went to see a movie with nicholas Cage in it and decided to do this....its just for fun. please dont try to flame for this...we tried this on other websites and got flamed. its just a thing for fun...not for competition. im currently makign a website for them. if you have any please post them. thanks

      Ones we got....

      Nicholas Cage doesn't need oxygen to breath

      Nicholas Cage can melt ants with a magnifying glass...at night

      Nicholas Cage can't get AIDS

      Everytime Nicholas Cage blinks...an angel loses its wings in amazement

      Nicholas Cage fought a Sting Ray and won. Later that day the Sting Ray took its anger out on Steve Irwin.

      Nicholas Cage knows the secret of stopping global warming. But refuses to tell it so he can open his water park when the world floods.

      Nicholas Cage once met JFK and told him the secret of ruling the world. 2 hours later JFK was dead.

      Nicholas Cage rigged the Noble Peace Prize awards...and Martin Luther King won.

      Nicholas Cage doesn't ride on 24's. 24's ride on Nicholas Cage.

      Nicholas Cage built the underground railroad, with one hand.

      Nicholas Cage made the H-bomb just by thinking about it.

      Nicholas Cage Shot 2pac.

      Nicholas Cage met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never talked about that incident again.

      Nicholas Cage really killed Lincon, John Wilkes Boothe was just in the wrong place at the wrong time

      Nicholas Cage is Chuck Norris's Real Father....and Mother.

      in latin Nicholas Cage means kryptonine, and you wonder why superman isnt around

      Nicholas Cage really invented the internet but felt sorry for bill gates

      Nicholas Cage makes my software hardware

      Nicholas Cage turns my floppy disk into a hard drive

      Nicholas Cage was once mistaken for jesus...by jesus

      after walking on his hands to Nome, Alaska Nicholas Cage proceded to slap the eskimo that talked bad about him on the internet

      Nicholas Cage and Chuck norris walked into a bar and the world exploded

      Nicholas Cage shaves with dimonds

      if you play The Omen backwards Nicholas Cage will tell you how the world ends

      Nicholas Cage is the only man to win the noble peace prize 3 times in a row, in the same year

      Nicholas Cage's dick is so big it has to take the bus when he takes a plane

      Jesus once told Nicholas Cage the secret of raising the dead, but he got drunk and forgot it

      when Nicholas Cage looks directly at the sun the suns eyes hurt

      Nicholas cage is the alpha and the omega

      Nicholas Cage does all his own stunts

      Nicholas Cage is George Clooney's stunt double

      Nicholas Cage once shot a man...then took him out for dinner

      Nicholas Cage isn't immortal. it's just that death fears him.

      A 100 story building once fell on Nicholas Cage. He just got up and walked like nothing happened. No one has any record of this because everyone who saw it's head exploded.

      Nicholas Cage started walking the day after he was born. The next day he had chest hair.

      The Matrix is actually based off Nicholas Cage's Childhood.

      Nicholas Cage once donated one million dollars to the center for diseased elderly, no such center exists

      when Nicholas Cage throws a boomerang it doesnt come back on purpose

      there once was a movie called Godzilla vs. Nicholas Cage

      Nicholas Cage is all the worse parts of the bible

      Nicholas Cage once killed a man with a slice of bread, yeah he thought it was inpossible too, but now his wife opens his ketchup bottles in HELL!

      when Nicholas Cage kills a man it's considered cruel and unusual punishment

      the cure for cancer is Nicholas Cage's blood, too bad he doesnt bleed

      Nicholas Cage was in the movie Anaconda, he was the anaconda

      Nicholas Cage's dick is refered to as the negotiator, it can resolve any problem

      Guns dont kill people. Nicholas Cage kills people

      the original cast of star wars was supposed to be compsed of only Nicholas Cage but George Lucas decided that the movie would be too awesome

      Nicholas Cage created Chuck Norris just so he could have someone to out do

      Nicholas Cage is fighting the one man battle to rid the world of jahova's whitnesses, you have him to thank for the 30% reduction of jahova's whitnesses in the past 5 years

      Nicholas Cage can go swimming without getting wet

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    • ZOMG BOREDOM!

      12 years ago

      deadchurch18

      im at schhhhhhhhhhool and have nothing to do damn them all to helll!

    • wow....

      12 years ago

      deadchurch18

      people here at rvb are assholes you ever notice that? not all. but some are

    • i need help.....badly

      in Forums > i need help.....badly | Follow this topic

      deadchurch18

      i dont know what to do. ivegotten professional help and everything. im to depressed......i cant stand this anymore.i lost my g/f who promised me forever. ppl make fun of me at school. and want me dead.i need help. ive gone anywhere and everywehre. im asking here i dont know if i will get help.....but it cant hurt to try

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    • 1st post from...

      13 years ago

      deadchurch18

      my xbox. I love modding.

    • i need something to do!

      13 years ago

      deadchurch18

      everyday i sit in front of my computer and achieve nothing. well i have an urge to create something. i need an idea for something. like a project. something free but fun and maybe even dangerous. give me ideas or something. please post links to stuff or give me ideas!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh BOREDOM

    • OMFG HALO 3 ANNOUNCED

      13 years ago

      deadchurch18

      DOWNLOAD AND WATCH THIS VIDEO AMAZING!
      HOLY MOTEHER OF HELL!!! AHHHHHHH OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

    • im so happy

      13 years ago

      deadchurch18

      i just got baptised and confirmed and the best thing about it was that the best person ever was there!!!!!! i love margret sooo much!!!!! she is soooo awsome!!!!

  • Comments (51)

    • Roger___That

      10 years ago

      thank you. smiley8.gif

    • imbackbiach

      11 years ago

      i love your sexy ballz and i less than 3 you

    • imbackbiach

      11 years ago

      been forever, guess im back, biatch

    • ShotgunSteve

      12 years ago

      pants

    • ShotgunSteve

      12 years ago

      hey man, you still play Halo2:CE? Hit me back, I got the latest version (I know, almost a year late but I had lost interest in the mod).

    • AustinCLord

      13 years ago

      want to b friends and help me in my allinace to fight commies and liberals

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      i can get u a sponsership for only 100 mods smiley0.gif

    • The3Blues

      13 years ago

      I wasen't on last night

    • The3Blues

      13 years ago

      I watch you feel violated

    • The3Blues

      13 years ago

      Hello its me from Banzai

    • batosi

      13 years ago

      666 a day to celebrate

    • sharku

      13 years ago

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    • whatisboom

      13 years ago

      Its the Project Mayhem Skin by MerDeNoms for the UIX dash

    • mark_is_bak3

      13 years ago

      hey

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      HELL YES BRING ON MORE!

    • master515

      13 years ago

      Hey dude i jsut got joles award today.

    • master515

      13 years ago

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    • PanzerX

      13 years ago

      dude...nice...Check out my pics....but you wont find any that were photoshopped by me....the ones I do are hand drawn

    • batosi

      13 years ago

      Happy Thanksgiving

    • master515

      13 years ago

      who made your republican commando because i need something simmilar that is edited the words, that look exactly like they normally do.

    • Im_a_girl

      13 years ago

      how are you smiley10.gif

    • Im_a_girl

      13 years ago

      happy halloween!
      so how was ur halloween smiley0.gif

    • Robots200

      13 years ago

      teh cake teh owns. teh andy milonkas can suck my balls. that is all..

    • Im_a_girl

      13 years ago

      you should vote for mee^.^....go to Player_calo

    • comrade693

      13 years ago

      gus rocks!

    • zazski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I agree the book was much better than the movie, but on the same not they were not entirely the same and the movie had its own good points

    • chris_harry

      13 years ago

      LINUX=COOL!!

    • MMTess

      13 years ago

      i used to use a mac. then my family got a pc and i have forgotten how to use a mac. makes me very sad!!!! :'-(

    • kirbyetp

      13 years ago

      Come on, Windows isn't that bad.

    • royfan99

      13 years ago

      use

    • royfan99

      13 years ago

      i us windows

    • blueboy0666

      13 years ago

      I HATE WINDOWS THEY FUCKING SUCK THATS Y I HAVE A MAC

    • blueboy0666

      13 years ago

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    • Oblivion989

      13 years ago

      Wow, someone hates Windows.

    • Shadow_Man

      13 years ago

      lol ! I love that Gundom video thing u have.

    • SeRial123

      13 years ago

      Whats up?

    • FRAGMONKEY09

      13 years ago

      awesome...proud to meet a fellow republican...though a lot of people think im too young to be taking sides......and for those of you that do think that.....I DONT CARE!!!!.....cuz ill be voting for our next president....anywho......nice to meet ya....

    • DukeLion

      14 years ago

      Thanks for the add man keep in touch eh. Catch ya later peace~

    • MSIFreak220

      14 years ago

      Awesome profile, dude! Keep it up and I might award you! ^_^

    • snoopybiggs

      14 years ago

      i had a mod point once...good times...good times. sigh*

    • Ice0708

      14 years ago

      you got that right lol jp

    • GHGWolf

      14 years ago

      what the hell happend to your karma? didnt you have a really high number?

    • uber_chaos

      14 years ago

      You killed church you team killing fucktard.

    • Ice0708

      14 years ago

      i am goin to mod u up 4

    • Ghost1775

      14 years ago

      ur karmas gone way down

    • spartanman02

      14 years ago

      You mean there are 17 other Dead Churches?

    • Ice0708

      14 years ago

      i helped with the mod sniper attack

    • CaptFalcon1

      14 years ago

      do you really have 100 mod points?

    • rvb_freak123

      14 years ago

      dude this guy rocks.....he is nice to me alot...........he will do favors for you and junk.....HE ROCKS>..MOD HIM UP.....he is the best

    • Hyperion274

      14 years ago

      Hey, now you have to change your pic to have 1000 year old Church!!

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