desole

Female
from Los Angeles, CA

  • Activity

    • i think i found...

      10 years ago

      desole

      ...a new favorite band.

      beirut

      so hot right now

    • i really hope someone mentioned this...

      10 years ago

      desole

      "In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.

      Attentive Crime Watch readers will need little more than the first paragraph of this post to understand that this bizarre saga was relayed by the intrepid crime hacks over at the web site Life.ru, which, together with newspaper Tvoi Den, is setting the bar extremely high for sensationalist scoops.

      According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up her shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.

      The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

      At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

      Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.

      Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.

      But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.

      The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.

      She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.

      First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru.

      Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.

      "What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."

      The following day, Olga filed a complaint with police, asking that Viktor be charged in the salon robbery. Life.ru posted a copy of her statement as well.

      "I don't know what's going to happen now," the web site quoted a local police officer as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault."

      I'm exhausted. "

    • joke

      10 years ago

      desole

      what's brown and rhymes with snoop?


      (check comments)

    • ....

      10 years ago

      desole

      this place looks so different... alot changes in 4 months i guess

    • holy crap

      11 years ago

      desole

      i'm getting married in less than twelve hours

    • immaculate corpse II

      11 years ago

      desole

      this came out wonderfully


      By the time the wave broke against the shore my car was long gone floating far and away back to the factory in mexico that spawned its necks riddled with jewels spina bifida Let's go check the basement Time is going to be the key to the future We just haven't come to understand this Now get down there and clean it up with your mouth The old man sat in desolation eating his drippy ice cream cone He cared not about the bright white vanilla ruining his velvet lapel And then the flowing red locks made him orgasm with amazing passion and feeling passing by the immaculate corpse


      it would be awesome if other people would do this to get a bunch of different ones going. they all come out really interesting.

    • immaculate corpse

      11 years ago

      desole

      this is a game developed by the dadaists where everyone contributes to writing a paragraph, but you can't know what the person before you said.
      any knowledge of the previous phrase can influence what you will say, and that just doesn't work...

      PM me a short phrase, or even just one word. i will compile them as they came in and post the paragraph. you can submit more than one thing... i'll end it. let's see what we can come up with.

      i did this at work today and it was fantastic.
      don't spend too much time on your phrase/word, just the first thing that comes to mind.

      <edit>
      this is coming out awesome

    • fo'realz

      11 years ago

      desole

      this is a real apartment building by my house.
      the outside was recently rennovated.
      i hope they didn't pay a lot for the work...

      2344433308_cc33bab307.jpg?v=0


      edit: note the sign

  • About Me

  • Comments (1474)

    • mattiecore

      10 years ago

      and you very well should be

    • mattiecore

      10 years ago

      totally!

      or at least, if he doesn't, he's a fool

    • mattiecore

      10 years ago

      it really, really is

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      I just missed you in the Sports BAR. LAME!!!!!

    • Trev

      10 years ago

      Yea, there's a Yogurtland on Harbor Blvd. in Costa Mesa here. The whole self serve thing is pretty awesome.

    • t0xicz0mbie

      10 years ago

      thanks for the welcome !

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      I guess it expired. I honestly didn't even notice.

    • mattiecore

      10 years ago

      I'm glad you enjoyed that video

      I just love the "GODDAMNIT AHHH!"

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      I aim to please.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      You should give me some good culinary ideas.

      P.S. I found our Coolinary Q&A shit from forever ago when I transferred computer files.

    • mizzle

      10 years ago

      I agree. Especially considering I moved back to Mar Vista, so I'm really close, and that part where I'm not afraid to ride my bike around LA anymore.

    • mizzle

      10 years ago

      Hey, lady! I've moved back to Mar Vista. We should get coffee or something sometime!

    • NO_YES

      10 years ago

      THIS is a fun place to hang out these days. I think you'd fit in splendidly...

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      10 years ago

      Four months away?

      Bad form, Crystal. Bad form.

    • Wharfinger

      10 years ago

      hi smiley1.gif

    • oggi123

      11 years ago

      GOT BRAIN? !!!!!!!!!!!!GO TO!!!!!!!!!!!

      kevan.org/brain.cgi?oggi2

    • mattiecore

      11 years ago

      So far, you're the only peson that's responded to my Immaculate Corpse.... =/

      Apparently I have no friends

    • mizzle

      11 years ago

      I used to, but I moved to Van Nuys a few months back.

      It's quite sad.

    • aak2013

      11 years ago

      garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/1

      Thought of you.

    • dylankosche

      11 years ago

      hahaha hi then

    • dylankosche

      11 years ago

      hay add me

    • fireworkpete

      11 years ago

      Here's another one. This one's about cars. British TV show called "Top gear" News section.

      Linky

      First couple of mins are the funniest..

    • fireworkpete

      11 years ago

      Glad you liked it. I've got more stuff like that up my sleeve if you're interested

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Actually, I'm flying out to Dallas this weekend with my parents to meet Deepthi and her parents about just that. It's scheduled to happen next January in India, so there's a lot of logistical work that needs to be figured out. My own mom and dad aren't too thrilled about doing it over there, so it should be interesting to see what happens.

      This coupling thing could also be because we're both right around the age where this kind of thing really starts to happen.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Congratulations!! That's actually around the same time I did.

      There is a coupling trend I've noticed both on here and in the real world. I think it's better restauraunt food overall. Hard for people to really get along if the food they're eating is terrible.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Where have you been?

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      My older niece has taken to calling throat lozenges Los Angeles.

      I encourage this behavior whenever I can.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Haven't signed on in two months?

      Bad form, desole. Bad form.

    • mattiecore

      11 years ago

      Are you alive?

    • pooflinger

      12 years ago

      need cool friends, please accept on behalf of everyon who has ever lost a basketball in a briarpatch.

    • AaronWhisman

      12 years ago

      You like MF Doom..Therefor you are instantly amazing. Haha.

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      Awesome!

      I'm actually spending the evening after work going to a glam party in Beverly Hills, but definitely drop me a line or give me a ring sometime, and we'll do something.

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      I'm down between Washington and Venice, on a little side street where Washington splits.

      Clearly, hanging out and shenanigans were meant to be.

    • RedFalcon39

      12 years ago

      I was in line to see Vanessa Carlton :)

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      Conveniently, I live in Culver City, right by the 405. That's like..tres convenient.

      :D

    • fireworkpete

      12 years ago

      Any new cakes recently?

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

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    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
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    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      The city is great. I love it here.

      The only real complaint I have is that I miss a couple of food places from back home, but it's a fair trade for sushi.

      You can smack it around a bit, if you want, but it hasn't done much to me that I haven't liked.

      We totally need to hang out sometime. I live in Culver, right by the 405. Where are you?

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      You haven't baked a journal in an awfully long time.

    • tonight

      12 years ago

      Why hello new friend.

    • tonight

      12 years ago

      I was just randomly searching for people (18+) that listened to Elliott Smith and here we are now.

      Hi.

    • Gummo

      12 years ago

      I met Cat Cora.

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      I was, too. I'd planned to, but at around 9 p.m. eastern, I fell into a coma for several hours.

      On the upside, I'm now on a human sleep schedule for the first time in nearly a year!

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      Well, all my guests get the star treatment. Sadly, we don't have the budget for blow. Yet.

      You should pimp your appearance on LNJJ, too. That way, DU_Stars could hit the JengaJam like a cannonball.

    • Steffasaurus

      12 years ago

      If I have to read how to build something or cut something or dye something one more time I might cry.

      I am nearly 100% positive that on my Judgement Day when I'm standing in front of the Lord, He's going to be listing off the bad things I've done, and "skimming over parts of the Old Testament" will be in there.

      I already know this.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      I require your assistance. I want to do something fun and delicious with either parmesean crisps or phillo dough...combined both might give me the biggest hard on ever...any ideas?

    • DonnyB

      12 years ago

      sorry. i thought it would be a fun source. i didnt realize it was such a difficult thing to work with...

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      I'll have to clear it with Jackeé first.

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