desole

Female
from Los Angeles, CA

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    • lasagna cat

      11 years ago

      desole

      these are the greatest videos ever.
      maybe this is why the internet was created....

      where's my purse?

      eyes without a face

      cheeseburger in paradise

    • i don't get it

      11 years ago

      desole

      this popped up in my gmail webclips:

      Christmas Fart - AmazingFartVideos.com - Watch Hilarious Fart Videos Like Horse Fart Sets Girl On Fire & More

      10 points to the first person to go to that website and tell me all about it... i'm scared

    • no hammers please

      11 years ago

      desole

      my friend frank worked in a super market storeroom when he was 16.
      one day a woman came in and asked a clerk for something, and the clerk relayed the request to frank. frank heard the clerk ask him for some thumbtacks, and he looked around for a while and came out to clarify with the customer.. "would you like the kind that you push in with your thumb, or put in with a hammer?"
      the woman got a strange look on her face and walked away
      turns out the clerk had asked him to find some tampax...
      ow :(

    • WOW

      12 years ago

      desole

      my friend works at gamefly and he just received this e-mail from a customer who never returned a video game, this was his explanation:

      "We have a lot of black people (niggers) that deliver mail here, is there anyway that the games can be shipped UPS or FEDex, the blacks (niggers) just love stealing White people mail over here so....trace the game to the black delivery guy and you will find your thief, instantly. If the problem persists, I will have no choice but to cancel my account. Reason being, I do not put such trust in niggers, obviously you guys do, and it's got to be costing you guys thousands of dollars a year."

      OMFG

    • yeah..

      12 years ago

      desole

      kidney infections are for the birds!!

    • computer typing backwards

      in Forums > computer typing backwards | Follow this topic

      desole

      a couple of days ago i turned on my computer, and everything i typed came out backwards. i.e., if i typed "hello" it would come out "olleh" why did this happen? i rebooted and it went away, but i've never seen anything like that and never heard of that happening? i don't understand.

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    • for cube lovers

      12 years ago

      desole

      i love finding this guy's invader art around los angeles, but i just discovered his other stuff, check it out:

      space-invaders.com/rubikubism.html

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    • cake

      12 years ago

      desole

      this is not to say that cake is better than pie, just that cake is more fun to make than pie
      this is the cake that i made for my friend's birthday... horchata cake! complete with candle holes...

      cake-1.jpg

    • yay!

      12 years ago

      desole

      i got a raise!
      a suprise raise no less...
      my boss handed me my paycheck, i opened it up, and he said "suprise!"
      i didn't even have to ask for it or anything
      how sweet it is.
      i enjoy money

    • jengajammin'

      12 years ago

      desole

      late night jengajam tonight
      guests are:
      myself, becca and desrosier
      i know you all want to tune in, or call in, or something... i'm not really sure how this works. it's a journey into the unknown.
      7:30 pm pacific, 10:30 pm eastern
      go see jengaship for further details, or just go to talkshoe.com and browse for jengajam...

      now, onto a great story:
      this guy at work, named arturo, was telling me about his experience when he first came to america. he didn't speak any english, so would rely on pictures to help him find things or figure out what he was buying, etc. one day he went out on his night off and decided to go to the movies. he saw a movie poster at a theater of two buff guys, and thought it was a wrestling movie... he likes wrestling so he went into the movie. no, not wrestling. gay porn. he said it took him about 15 minutes to figure out what was happening... he said "it started off kind of normal... but then THINGS started happening"
      HAHAHA... awesome
      that's my favorite story of the month/year/decade

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  • Comments (1474)

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      That would likely help come future mockery

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      That's not Kara...that's Becky...and no...there is no kissing...also no tree.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      It was Dippin' Dots wasn't it? Oh no...it was the freaking circus animal cookies with the frosting and the sprinkles! Oh I loved those. So freaking delicious. I want some now...

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      I translated it, but it made no sense...it makes much sense now. KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      P.S. I remember that picture from way back when. I think we were talking about ice cream...or cows...and I recall it confused me as to how that related to anything.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      You make me sad when you speak German...especially when I don't understand it.

    • Trev

      12 years ago

      It's real. And it's FANTASTIC.

    • Amanda

      12 years ago

      your music section makes me happy

    • Darque FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Happy Valentines day Crystal!
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    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Stupid fucking Valentine's Day coming up again...do I get a repeat performance and you as my valentine this year?

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    • pervelope

      12 years ago

      Oh, man. I am so visiting. That's quite close to me!

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      come to rvbto... if i get lots of ingredients and stuff, would you cook something cool =)

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      If you own a phone, you should be okay.

      All you really need to do is to call 1-724-444-7444 at the time of the show (a cell with a national plan and free nights & weekends should cover that nicely), then punch in the show id when prompted, which is 6478, then a PIN number which you choose when you sign up at Talkshoe.com (accounts are free and they don't spam or anything).

      If you want to follow along with the chat as it's going on, you can log in to the show from talkshoe.com, download the talkshoe client, and you'll be able to see who's in the room and they can send messages to you and stuff. You don't need the client to do the show, but it is pretty cool.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      No problem. we podcasters are hella flexible.

      We could do March 1st @ 10:30p East/7:30p Pac, if you want.

      Post edited 2/01/07 2:31PM

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      Okay, looks like I have an opening on 2/22, Thursday, at 10:30 Eastern/7:30 Pacific. If you need me to push the show later that day I can, or else we could do the following Sunday, 2/25 at 7:00 Eastern/4 Pac.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      You should JengaJam. It's good for your health. I think Yoga's involved somehow.

      Seriously, though, I'd love to have you on the show one of these days.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Well go tell the W to fuck off, don't they realize it's only Top Chef night when the finale is going and you want to see Marcel commit Seppoku on his knife?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      I hope our Wednesday date works for once...I totally want to have an hour long bitch session about Marcel.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      I'm drunk, but you're still my favorite...I wanted you to know that.

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      Just doing my civic duty and passing along the love. It's my favorite webernetz phrase, too, actually.

      And technically, it was in response to your leet usage of "h8".

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      So...um...where's my mixtape?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      You were crying? 1 down, 12 more to go...

    • Capt_Ed

      12 years ago

      glad I could provide quality entertainment

    • fireworkpete

      12 years ago

      Any more insane resturant experiences to report? If you want more, all ya have to do is go work in Chicago if the Bears get to the Superbowl...Chaos...

    • lesterBANG

      12 years ago

      what an occurence. i click randomly on your profile for the same vain reason as probobly before to see your already my friend. have we ever talked?
      xx

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      I'm not even 7 minutes into the 1st episode of season 1, and I saw a total of perhaps 20 seconds of Stephen if that, and I already think he is a pompous jerk who is going to be Marcel x 10 and then on crack...

    • fireworkpete

      12 years ago

      Merry Christmas

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    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Oh goody! Psychos and bitches! It's like a college theme party waiting to happen.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Top Chef Season 1 marathon today!!!!!!! Oh God, I can't wait to watch all the episodes this weekend. It's like a crack addiction.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      Hello I say.

    • Darque FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

    • Dj_Wishart

      12 years ago

      Hey Merry Christmas Crystal. ahoyto9.gif

    • asdfrules

      12 years ago

      bruce springsteen is awesome

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Betty is a bitch. I can't stand her. My clear cut #1 pick right now is Ilan, but I'm sure something strange will happen and he gets kicked off, thus ym darkhorse is Cliff. He keeps winning stuff, but no one seems to notice and I think he could snag the win.

    • roadkill3214

      12 years ago

      hey

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      Scuba Diving? It still sounds like that puppy's got some throwin' around money.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Still having issues picturing you as a 6' 5" gay mexican with the worst mutton chops I've ever seen...in fact, I refuse to picture you like that anymore.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Well I love my drunky!

    • pimpman07

      12 years ago

      hello!
      i thought i'd make some sort of contact
      send ya a liferaft kinda thing
      lol
      well, i'm in update mode, and i don't quite know what that means, but anyways.
      How's life, and what did you have for breakfast?
      i had sausage and doughnuts. oo, and a coke!
      kind of a wierd breakfast i know.
      lol
      well, thought i'd touch base.
      peace

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      I feel like death.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      You didn't comment on Fluffy smiley2.gif

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      I'm good at playing Pantry Iron Chef...just lemme know what the dry goods are and we're golden...especially since it's tomato sorbet and not some weird exotic fish.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      For what it's worth, I'm really glad you're okay.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      That seems to be quite common with most of my dates now that I think about it.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      smiley6.gif I just made WAY too much food for dinner...also my damn new lettuce spinner blows ass...my lettuce is still wet.

    • fireworkpete

      12 years ago

      rofl... thats worth +2

    • fireworkpete

      12 years ago

      Lol, I don't think so, unless you had one of those invisibility cloak thingys... In which case I think I would have borrowed it and used it to pull pranks of friends.. and sneak up on the neighbors dog..

    • fireworkpete

      12 years ago

      I like your quote "Sarcasm is serious business". Amost sounds like you grew up in my family..

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      My bad. I didn't mean to step like that. Clearly, I didn't recognize.

    • roadkill3214

      12 years ago

      hey. what up

    • Swerto

      12 years ago

      I just listen to rock overall... heavy or not doesn't matter... even though i seem to like more heavy bands

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