desole

Female
from Los Angeles, CA

  • Activity

    • ...

      12 years ago

      desole

      my grandma just passed away
      i always thought she sounded like whinnie the pooh when she talked...
      she was so hard to deal with sometimes but i'm gonna miss her.
      i hope she feels better now

    • holy crap

      12 years ago

      desole

      this accident is so crazy...
      i had to watch it a few times to figure out where the car came from.
      I AM NEVER DRIVING AGAIN!!!

      yikes!

    • thingy

      12 years ago

      desole

      this is one of the new desserts i have on the menu...
      i'm pretty excited about this one
      bakedalaska-1.jpg

      also, put this in your address bar, it's awesome

      javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

      it makes everything dance!

    • ..

      12 years ago

      desole

      stupid state of the union address
      just let me watch the simpsons.... geez
      h8

    • wicked

      12 years ago

      desole

      i played the old school oregon trail all morning
      it's so great... even though i died of a broken arm, cholera, and a snake bite i did make it there once!
      plus the hunting part is so awesome that i didn't even care that i drowned 4 of my oxen trying to ford a river and that a theif came and stole 2 of my wagon tounges and 15 sets of clothes.
      i'm a frontiersman for life.

    • WTF

      12 years ago

      desole

      did anyone else work in a restaurant on new years?
      did anyone else throw their hands up in the air and say "HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS!?"

      i saw a war tonight, people
      i saw a war of people against food orders
      i saw piles club sandwiches and dessert and salads and pizza and whateverthefuckelse we were making stacked 5 deep and people just staring at them trying to figure out where the hell they were supposed to go with them
      i saw a drunk dude stumble into the kitchen, somehow, and start trying to dance with an expeditor
      i saw hell...
      hell is working new years eve in a fancy hotel with the bar sold out x3 it's capacity and 175 covers in a small restaurant
      i wanted to hide in the corner
      i never want to see food again
      from now on i'm only drinking water

    • long time ago

      12 years ago

      desole

      i hate secret santa at work... i mean, part of me likes it, but i hate the responsibility of having to buy a present for someone i barely know, plus i usually forget.
      back in 2000 i was working at this mortgage and loan place and i started maybe 2 weeks before the company christmas party. i got assigned some dude who i had met maybe once, and was never around while i was in the office. i really had NO idea what to get him... the day of the christmas party came and i realized i had totally forgotten to buy him a gift. i felt really bad and faked sick and left before the party started... the next day i called in to tell them i quit.

      stupid secret santa.

    • this morning

      12 years ago

      desole

      i went into my bathroom and found this:
      cottonelle-for-kids-788293.jpg

      i don't know why they put a picture of an adorable little puppy on their toilet paper, but it sure made me feel very uncomfortable about using it.
      i think i'll be avoiding the bathroom for a little while.

  • About Me

  • Comments (1474)

    • Swerto

      12 years ago

      eh i'll check em out don't know when i'll get around to it.... i'm kinda listening to "gay" music (not heavy at all.... lets just say offspring....) right now

    • Swerto

      12 years ago

      oh i have no problem finding heavier shit... cradle isn't even really that heavy....

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      1) Post that new picture up here so I may drool and award you mods
      2) When you graduated wasn't I supposed to get my Crystal time back?

    • Capt_Ed

      12 years ago

      It does down here. :D

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Pfft! Where are you?

    • rencarnacion

      12 years ago

      so, what's new? did you get the job yet? how's the car?

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      I'm hungry. If I send you money and a mixtape, will you cook me something?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      Pfft! So what if he's making $2.5 million this year, he can't cook for shit. And seeing as how he's had a ton of concussions he probably can't make a joke either.

    • Abandoned

      13 years ago

      you've been now 23 for a long time

    • Trillian

      13 years ago

      i certainly did.
      i love that book.

    • rencarnacion

      13 years ago

      i meant that your journals are so fun to read. Its insightful, witty, truthful, honest. its really nice. its very cool.

      ok. i gotta go now. my mommy is calling me.....
      smiley0.gif

    • rencarnacion

      13 years ago

      you make one of the,most interesting journals, ever.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      13 years ago

      I see you online all the time. But we hardly talk, you and I.

    • sev_ered

      13 years ago

      quite an ecclectic musical taste you've got there. i'm impressed. i want to say something like "we've got some similarities in there", but not sound like a douche. i'll leave that part for you

    • cg1985

      13 years ago

      You! You're hot, I feel great, lets get married...

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      13 years ago

      I guess we're just a couple of amateur sociologists

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      13 years ago

      So, I made an extra effort to be nice and cheery today, partly to see how long I could keep it up, and partly to annoy both those around me and the kind peoples of the interweb. Part of it was going around and saying at least one nice thing about all of my friends.

      As for you? Your taste in music is nigh perfect. "Illinoise" is neck and neck with "Stadium Arcadium" for the title of "Jengaship Album for the Summer of Ought-6"

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      No...panko and sage crusted chicken topped with proscuitto and provolone served over carmelized onions...damn it looking so weird.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      1 year down, 7 more to go and the sink is yours...to think, it was around a year ago that you started to have to put up with me.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      spadesplzkthnk

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      13 years ago

      Happy belated birthday. smiley1.gif

    • pervelope

      13 years ago

      Happy [most likely belated] birthday!
      I'm sorry I wasn't on time with this, but I wish you all the best, and hope you have a marvelous year.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      Birthday journal?

      Maybe I'll try to make a belated birthday drawing tonight.

      Post edited 7/04/06 11:23AM

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      Happy Belated Birthday

    • grey_fox1984

      13 years ago

      happy birthday- when was it exactly?

    • Capt_Ed

      13 years ago

      I was gonna write you a happy birthday song but I forgot.

      Umm... I bet you made your own cake it was deee-lite-ful

      (too funny of a joke not to steal)

      anyway, happy you day, whenever it was smiley12.gif

    • GreatDracon

      13 years ago

      Happy Belated Birthday!

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      Happy belated birthday!

      Ageless advice:
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    • SloeBombFizz

      13 years ago

      I hope it was a good birthday.

    • Microbe

      13 years ago

      I had two Stella Artois' for you, but I ended up drinking em.. *Hic*

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      Aww Desole smiley2.gif

      Happy Birthday! smiley0.gif

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      I know it's your B-day now...so HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      By the way...are you 23 in your time zone yet? I definitely had a drink when you were 22...probably 23 too...at least this is according to Texas time smiley8.gif

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      My love!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you so smiley12.gif

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      13 years ago

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    • Capt_Ed

      13 years ago

      I always end up watching Sushi TV on the TV Guide Channel

      God, asians are so fucked up.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      13 years ago

      Is your birthday before June 29th? Because, if it isn't, then I can start promoting my birthday, too! And I know just the thing! An online 24 tournament. Here are the first four numbers: 5 6 7 9. Good luck!

      Also, if you still have the mixpool stuff, send it to me and I shall host it.

    • MustyMung

      13 years ago

      Happy almost birthday.

    • punkrockbboy

      13 years ago

      Bjork, MF DOOM, Opeth, Tom Waits and Type o Negative??!?

      I love you!

    • Capt_Ed

      13 years ago

      I miss talking to you smiley2.gif

      Post edited 6/14/06 9:08PM

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      You, me, yahoo, NOW

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      13 years ago

      Well, in case I miss it, happy birthday and welcome to 23: health insurance free, way to be!

    • NO_YES

      13 years ago

      June berfday too?

    • dragonlady

      13 years ago

      For reals--an honest to god giant rabbit. It scares me. smiley1.gif

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      I was thinking vodka, but if that's what you want it works...

      P.S. I was thinking spades, but gin is easier at the moment...also my friendship isn't worth that much...at least let me send a card.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      My little future wife is growing up!!!!! Seeing as how your cookies never made it to me, I think you need to PM me your address so I can send you a b-day present.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      13 years ago

      You and me have a Sunday date with yahoo card games...and the final edition of coolinary Q&A...I want that meat question posted.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      13 years ago

      I was wondering: How long do you have to study until you're a certified chef?

    • MustyMung

      13 years ago

      I have far too much love for puppies to eat them. I rape them, torture them, and skin them.... but i would never eat them.

    • Jordan23

      13 years ago

      Hello...

      And how are you doing?

    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      you cannot rip on my sweet sixteen.
      it's the best show ever because it makes me feel good about myself.
      so there.


      As hard as I try I'm afraid I can't argue with this logic.

      Still, it makes me angry to see girls get TWO FUCKING BMWs when I work my ass off every day and I don't even have one BMW.

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