desrosier

Female
from Salt Lake City, UT

  • Activity

    • omniscience

      10 years ago

      desrosier

      it'll get you nowhere good
      he's telling me
      as we're all just sleepy from the sudden heat
      on the westbound train
      ponderous and loud
      and this aged, greasy guy
      he's telling me all about the city
      twenty years ago
      when his wife wasn't dead the day before valentine's
      his mom and dad too
      and we're sliding by cold streets and buildings
      past cold people
      and i realize as i hand him three cigarettes
      rolled by some machine
      in a room i've just never been to
      he's only talking to me cause he misses his daughter
      and the comfortable trappings
      of a comfortable life
      and all that black dirt
      in the rivers and tributaries of his wrinkled, brown hands
      tells me that nothing good
      comes from knowing too much

      /finishes transcribing notes on dirty napkin
      /tosses napkin in trashcan
      /smokes cigarette lolz


      hey hey y'all i got a new phone so call or text or whatever...

      (801)637-7343

      also may you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong. may you stay forever young...yeah.

    • "we're not laughing AT you...we're laugh

      10 years ago

      desrosier

      ing INSIDE of you..."

      O HAY YA O YA HAY THER

      almost forgot

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      basically to save myself from insanity while i surf from couch to couch in living rooms across town i've been depositing little MS Paint gems onto various pc's at the houses of mes amis.

    • what a beautiful goddamn day!

      10 years ago

      desrosier



      God I popped like 47 boners for the potential our country has last night during obama's speech.

      to put it more succintly - F YES.

    • dear sweet unholy everything...

      10 years ago

      desrosier

      ...y'all post a lot of journals!!!!!!! past few months have been...uuuggghhhhzzzz. you can message me if you want to know what's been up but it's a little tense&sensitive for a journal.

      things are looking up, though and i'll be back to myself before long now. no longer submerged.

    • gggaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

      10 years ago

      desrosier

      haven't been on here in foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

      not really sure what can or can't or should or shouldn't be posted on here so i'll keep things mostly mum-for-the-mo'.

      need a scanner to finish this before i shippppp things fguucuucckkkkkkk

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      hey guys i totally have a lot to tell you someday but for now i just can't be solid snake

      :-V

    • yup

      11 years ago

      desrosier

      i was right. put in my two weeks notice.

      gonna possibly work full time at my third job.

      doggamnit man.

      also a good friend of becca and i just had a really awful incident with her family that is putting a lot of this into perspective for me. some fucking people are disgusting.

    • complete dishonesty

      11 years ago

      desrosier

      FUCK this shit.

      you know what, i bust my fucking ass for all THREE of my jobs and today i go in to work at my night reception job and find a folder FULL of fucking resumes they're taking for MY FUCKING JOB here.

      IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WORK HERE ANY MORE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PLAY HIGH SCHOOL CLIQUE WITH YOU ASSHOLES THEN YOU FUCKING COME TELL ME YOU PIECES OF SHIT.

      FUCK.

      I'm so over this shit. I just want one full time job where my candor, hard work, and tenacity are fucking APPRECIATED.

      FUCDDDDDCKLJFVlkjsavd


      I would like for just one fucking thing to go well for me some day. Just one fucking thing.

    • fuck

      11 years ago

      desrosier

      fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

      fuck

      i'm tired.

      fuck fuck fuck fuck

      ok ok ok

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      i'm basically almost dead but i'm doing my damn best.

      also lolz lolz lolz bex mix chack this shit out

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    • schedulez

      11 years ago

      desrosier

      so i've worked 16 hours a day every day for weeks and it seems it will continue. i need a new job sooooooo right now.

      sorry to anyone trying to contact me or waiting for shit to be mailed to you. i swear it's going to happen VERY SOON.

      like as in extremely soon.

      THEN. once the commissions are finished i will start making my own art, ust whatever pops into my head to make, and posting it available for sale. i'll try to make a bunch of things at varied prices so you can get something from me on a budget or not. i just want to start making a better income from art that i create because i feel like that's what i really want to be doing for the rest of my life so i better just get the hell started right?

      anyway good things are happening and i'm teeeeeyurbo insanely busy but i'm trying my best guys, i really am.

      ok i have to get back to filing nowwwwww.

      i love you all and thank you for supporting this disgusting cess pool i call my life. it might be pathetic and weird and difficult but i am starting to feel hopeful and happy for the first time in a long time.

    • bang bang

      11 years ago

      desrosier

      all i need to do is bother kelly for her scanner and this commission is pretty much finito and ready to mail out to lovely badgerW/jesus. i can't wait to show it off cause it came out lookin' fresh......

  • About Me

  • Comments (382)

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      10 years ago

      I miss the hell out of you. Come back.

    • Paris

      10 years ago

      Are you familiar with Natalie Dee?

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      10 years ago

      P-SWAYZ: I'm a miracle, dude

    • Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

      11 years ago

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    • Neoma

      11 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Hello!

    • Angellus

      11 years ago

      Okay so how do i get ahold of you now?? I'm taking to you to dinner and getting you some goodness in your life. I just don't know your new address or i would show up.

    • Gummo

      11 years ago

      Hope you are doing alright.

    • puckplayer

      11 years ago

      I thought you would appreciate this:

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    • MadreDeDios

      11 years ago

      Seriously, your illustration for JengaJam was the best. I'm keepin' it.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Holy crap, I'm a hookah-smoking caterpillar!

      I LOVE IT!

      This is going to be so awesome. Strategic partnership for the win!

    • badgerW

      11 years ago

      BTW, this will probably consume the next several hours of your life. Watching the videos, re-watching the videos, reading along with the translation, showing it to your co-workers, etc.

      You can thank me later.

    • badgerW

      11 years ago

      Ok, it looks like this page is still up with all the stuff on it. Nice to know that I won't have to upload all this crapola.

      www.mit.edu/people/patil/yatta.html

      Definitely grab the MP3 and the "YATTA.mpeg" which is the original performance and possibly more mind-blowing than the Irrational Exuberence flash video. Also take a look at "yatta.txt" for the original lyrics plus translation.

    • Angellus

      11 years ago

      Computer colouring that way in case you ever want to colour your sketches you can. I now want to do both the squid head guy and the cthulu guy. I wish i had time to sketch anymore. That would be a real treat for me.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      You are up too late my friend.

      Go to bed.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      if you keep them around i will straight up marry your ass.;sdslkf'ajgn'

      Done.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      LOL, no glove no love boys!

      Important to live by that little motto. Is it sad to trust one enough to lock genitalia, but not enough to believe someone when they say "I'm on the pill?" Venereal diseases excluded to protect the innocent...

      =D

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      You'll find I have a middle school mind set about a great. Many. Things.

      In addition, I've found that sports analogies break down this complicated thing we call "life" very well!

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      Done what? Trade emails? If so, why do you keep losing them? ;D

      <--- Needs to stop sucking.

    • Taketoshi

      11 years ago

      woodyallenitalia.tripod.com/short-uk.html

      :)

      p.s. best books ever: one hundred years of solitute, the satanic verses, the master and margarita

    • Taketoshi

      11 years ago

      :(((

      p.s. i hate WCW too

      Post edited 2/25/08 11:54AM

    • Taketoshi

      11 years ago

      there's lots of fun poetry out there--it just happens that when most folks are introduced to it, they get shown the stuff that's less accessible and in general much crappier first, and then they're expected to somehow love it and realize how cool it is or can be.

      it's a big teaching problem, and one reason i hate high school english teachers (in general) with a passion :)

      one of my fave poets is a guy named Gregory Corso. he wrote a huge love poem about the atomic bomb (shaped like a big mushroom cloud), and awesome short pieces like the following:


      I Am 25

      With a love a madness for Shelley
      Chatterton Rimbaud
      and the needy-yap of my youth
      has gone from ear to ear:
      I HATE OLD POETMEN!
      Especially old poetmen who retract
      who consult other old poetmen
      who speak their youth in whispers,
      saying:--I did those then
      but that was then
      that was then--
      O I would quiet old men
      say to them:--I am your friend
      what you once were, thru me
      you'll be again--
      Then at night in the confidence of their homes
      rip out their apology-tongues
      and steal their poems.
      Last night I drove a car

      not knowing how to drive
      not owning a car

      I drove and knocked down

      people I loved
      ...went 120 through one town.

      I stopped at Hedgeville

      and slept in the back seat
      ...excited about my new life.
      The Mad Yak

      I am watching them churn the last milk they'll ever get from me.
      They are waiting for me to die;
      They want to make buttons out of my bones.
      Where are my sisters and brothers?
      That tall monk there, loading my uncle, he has a new cap.
      And that idiot student of his--
      I never saw that muffler before.
      Poor uncle, he lets them load him.
      How sad he is, how tired!
      I wonder what they'll do with his bones?
      And that beautiful tail!
      How many shoelaces will they make of that!
    • Taketoshi

      11 years ago

      haha no worries :)

      <3

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      You make funny faces

      Kthksbai

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      No call?

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      because my ass is just too pretty to put a tattoo on it.

      Just the entertainment I needed before work! You are a gentleman and a scholar!

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Deal.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Yep. That fine piece of Oldenberg pop art is smack dab in the middle of downtown Philly.

      If you ever come to visit, I will take you directly to it.

      Bring your wet laundry.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      He he, I try to be nice and all mild-mannered when I dress for work...

    • StrumTheory FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DWA

      11 years ago

      Lame. smiley2.gif

    • Albinolatino

      11 years ago

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      Will you be my valentine? smiley12.gif
      (after Pen of course)

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      Like First Churches of Christ but with money?

    • KUfan61

      11 years ago

      Are you ever gonna do my pic?!!?!?!?

      Come on Dee... smiley0.gif

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      Aww man. I was hoping the red Fs denoted the evil F companies.

      F is for Fail.

    • Angellus

      11 years ago

      slowly melting.. needs to get bitter cold again so we can add some water to it.

    • MustyMung

      11 years ago

      I've been told you made craven images mocking Baby Nubs

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      Baby Nubs doesn't love you less. He loves everyone.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      You are on a date.

      RIGHT NOW!

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      Wrong? Nothing!

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      You just reminded me I need another drink.

      Straight up from the bottle.

      You have my thanks!

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      Nap? Check.

      Tequila? Check.

      Pilates?


      ...


      ...


      May I substitute hot lava?

    • Angellus

      11 years ago

      did you catch that part where I have had three people in my house. I've just been swamped with work and people from out of town. Besides do you really want to talk to someone that doesn't speak english?

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      And how does one prepare?

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      You as a friend?

      Holy shit.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      YOU KNOW NOTHING.

      V
      V
      V

    • mizzle

      11 years ago

      I don't even know what that means, but I agree wholeheartedly.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      It was like recycling...but I had money on my face.

      I laughed so hard at that I spilled more hot coffee on myself.

      It was worth it.

    • NO_YES

      11 years ago

      Nah. I think you're industrious enough to know cash is quite resilient.

      I once accidentally put $350 through the wash. Result: Cash with the fresh scent of Tide.

    • Angellus

      11 years ago

      His movie premieres at 8:00 or 8:30.. I will leave work around 5 and I say we can be up there by 6 or 6:30.

    • aak2013

      11 years ago

      I'm glad you agree, and also that you watch my journal. Very nice of you.

    • puckplayer

      11 years ago

      hey, wtf ever happened to that webcam of you at work?

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