dingolord

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    • Halo2Alexis

      13 years ago

      hehe...i'm an old-fashioned kinda girl...
      so if you want to be my friend kind sir, all you need to do is ask :D

      and then hope i don't start posting random pics of Spongebob in your journals, or something totally girly haha :P

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Good afternoon Dingo my good man, and how are you doing on this glorious day.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      My second-favorite joke:

      A reporter when up into the hills to research an article about small town life. Finding a small town, he walked up and down the streets, looking around and taking notes. He met an old man sitting on his porch, relaxing on a swing, and asked him about memorable events in his life.

      "Well, one time my favorite sheep got lost. So me and my neighbors got some moonshine and went looking for it. We finally found the sheep. Then we drank the moonshine and wound up screwing the sheep. It was a lot of fun!"

      The reporter knew he couldn't write an article about that, so he asked the old man to tell him another story.

      "Well, one time my neighbor's wife got lost, so me and all the village men got some moonshine and went out looking for her. We finally found her. Then we drank the moonshine and screwed her. Now that was a lot of fun!"

      The frustrated reporter told the old man that he couldn't write articles about those stories and asked him if he had any sad memories he could talk about.

      The old man paused, then said, "Well, one time I got lost...... "

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      My favorite joke:

      An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was getting old and could barely do his job anymore. The farmer figured getting a new rooster would surely improve egg production. So he bought a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turned him loose in the barnyard.

      Well, the old rooster saw the young one strutting around, and he got a little worried. "So, they're trying to replace me," thought the old rooster. "I've got to do something about this."

      He walked up to the new bird and said, "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well, I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it three times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."

      Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster.

      So the race began and all the hens started cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster still maintained his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead had slipped substantially and he was just barely in front of the young rooster. As they rounded the corner for the final lap, the young rooster put on a burst of speed and was just behind the tail feathers of the old one, with the end in sight. The hens cheered wildly.

      The farmer heard all the commotion, looked out the window, and cursed at what he saw. He grabbed his shotgun, opened the door, and blew the young rooster away. As he stood there slowly shaking his head, he muttered to himself... "That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Would you believe I've never been sailing? Ever?

      I've only ever even been on a boat a couple times, and those were all ferry-type boats that never went out of the bay (one in Baltimore's harbor and one in the SF Bay).

      Other than those... no boating for me ever. I know, I know... I'm weird. smiley1.gif

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Dingo, next time you are down, here I am gonna take you sailing cause you sound like you need it.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Don't worry. If my ego was inflated any more, it would burst. Like a balloon. A balloon filled with delicious Jello pudding.

      Then again, it may not burst. There's always room for Jello...

    • espithaca

      13 years ago

      Cool. Thanks for all your help. you really know your shite, I'm impressed. Be warned though, I'm pretty easily impressed, so don't let it go to your head. smiley0.gif

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      I went home that night and looked at the refresh rate that my laptop is at and it said 60, (which is what my work computer was at), and had no other option


      Laptops have a different type of screen (usually liquid projection) than your average CRT monitor. The refresh rate on a laptop runs slower to accomodate it. The problem with CRTs is that the refresh rate literally makes it blink incredibly fast, which is what causes headaches. You only need to really worry about CRTs. Even flat panels don't usually cause the headache problem. Glad it seems to be helping out, though. smiley1.gif

    • espithaca

      13 years ago

      Oh yeah, p.s. I've incorporated your story suggestion into my Tale, so thanks for the suggestion there as well... (I didn't know if you've read it yet or were planning to) Just thought I'd let you know...

    • espithaca

      13 years ago

      Hey, I meant to write this sooner but never got around to it. Thanks again for your advice with the refresh rate issue. I've bumped this computer up to 75 and I think it's helped. What's funny is, I went home that night and looked at the refresh rate that my laptop is at and it said 60, (which is what my work computer was at), and had no other option. I don't know if that's something to do with it being a lap top or what, but the point is moot.
      Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks and share that with you.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Smite ... what a great word. Smite. Smite. Smitesmitesmitesmitesmite.

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Hey we all know that at one time we have all to be trendy, except well except for glam, cause well he is always going to be the weird teabagging pimp. But yeah....I say you smite all the people that come to you with IT problems. Have a brick just sitting there, and have Smite written on it. Just throw it at them.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      I can't think of a single thing I've done that's "trendy". If I have done anything trendy, then it's usually by accident and not because I was trying to be trendy. That happens sometimes...

      Don't worry, though. I'm still quite an asshole. My friends just don't see that as much. smiley8.gif

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Damn you have gone soft one us....
      NNNOOOO....where the the hard nosed asshole we grew to love. Don't fall into the trendy group.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Again... you guys are nuts.

      8/13 - 1013 Profile views and 1081 Journal Views.
      8/22 - 1440 Profile views and 1549 Journal Views

      Absolutely, completely nuts. Weirdos. smiley6.gif

      (moved so ohfer's "Trend whore" comment could fall in place where it's supposed to... I like to keep things tidy. smiley1.gif )

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Trend whore! smiley6.gif

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Check back on page 4 of my comments, near the bottom. "Funny Terms Used In My Plant On A Daily Basisâ„¢". That'll explain the Cobra Nipple.

      But, really, it's Factor's fault. He started using Flex Nipple, so I had to follow suit.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Just don't shoot yourself in the foot occasionally like Simmons 2.0 does.

      And use Energizers. They keep that damn bunny going, so they must be good for shoulder-mounted rocket launchers...

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      By the way, what the heck is up with Cobra Nipple.

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Just you wait till my new robot body gets here (in 4 to 6 weeks). Then I shall use my should mounted beam cannon and missle packs to pwn you like I would in halo 2. AHAHAHAH....**Warning low power** Oh crap....

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Damn he is right, I hast lost this duel. But there shall be a day when I smite thou with all the hate in my heart (not that much really, but sounds good).

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      I accept your duel, because I know you drive a stick and have a busted knee. I can probably run up to your car and jump on it before you even get it in 2nd gear. Ha! I smite you! smiley0.gif

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      I have a feeling this is going to be a pissing match....
      **Pulls out white silk glove**
      **Smack**
      I challenge you Sir... to a duel. A duel of um....crap you are going to beat me at everything. Ah I know we shall have a duel of chicken. Me in my car and you on foot. Ready...lets go....

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      Nah... I was blocked before that thread even happened. smiley1.gif So I am still ahead of you by at least a little bit.

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      I was blocked after my comment I made in the post, man that was even before you, lol.

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Done! What scares me the most is he says he's got a daughter.....I hope mom is raising her!

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      You know you've gotten somewhere when idiots block you for telling them like it is.

      That's sad. He amused me with his ignorance and patheticness. Everyone should take up my cause. I'll even feed you killer lines if you want. smiley0.gif

      Just don't negmod him. He's a "rebel" and likes it when you beat him. Dirty, dirty boy...

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      I'll never quite understand why guys have so much trouble buying tampons and pads for their women.

      We spend our entire lives trying to get down there, but then when we're asked to buy things that also go down there we think it's "gross" and get embarrassed buying "gross" things.

      Grow up and get over it. If I can do it, anyone can do it. And then, when you need jock itch spray and hemmorhoid ointment, maybe your woman will be willing to pick it up for you without worrying about how "gross" you are down there.

      Cuz, really guys... we're at least as gross as they are.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      In the world, there is a bastion of sanity. A place where you can always go to relax, stare at the wonderful surroundings, and be at peace with yourself and the world.

      That place....

      is NOT Chip's Laundromat in Middletown.

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Nah it is perfectly natural, shit, no it ain't. I can't stop laughing right now, and you said I have problems.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      I don't have kids... but I have kittens. As far as she's concerned, they count. So I'll gladly trade some pics of my wife for some pics of some hot moms.

      Okay...... there's definitely something VERY weird about that last sentence. I'm not sure what yet, but it'll come to me...

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      13 years ago

      Hey dingo I was just thinking. I mean I am having that little thing about sending in the hot mom's, um....well don't you have kids. There for shouldn't you be sending in a pic of your beautiful wife. just kidding man. Hopefully this makes both of ya'll smile.

    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3143

      The first few pages are a bore... but it gets REALLY good. smiley0.gif

    • Prittykitty1

      14 years ago

      Yeah, tracking down an e-Check wasn't exactly a day at the beach.

      Middletown sucks. But its done. Now you don't have to steal my car on Saturday to get it legal. :)

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      There are just those days when you knew it was a bad idea to get out of bed in the morning.

      It would have been a worse idea if someone was willing to stay in bed with me, but even being in bed by myself would have been a better idea than coming to work was...

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      That was a japanese version of his name. He was actually Tom Sensei. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      RING RING RING!

      Actually, both Yoshida and Goldie Senseis were both from Japan. Tomu Sensei is/was from Tennessee. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Well I also had a Yoshida Sensei, a Goldie Sensei, and a Tomu-Sensei. XD

      Guess which of those are American and which of those are Japanese.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Corporate America can bite my hairy infected wart-covered left pinky toe. It's their fault if I say it's their fault, and if they think otherwise, then we'll see what happens the next time they have a computer problem, now won't we? smiley0.gif

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Yeah, well, it can't be his fault, so it musta been yours. Welcome to Corporate America!

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      So, at 10:45, one of the guys comes in and is like "Where have you been? I've been looking for you all morning!"

      I told him flat out, I've been right here, in my chair, for at least an hour, possibly longer.

      I've been here since 9:00. At 9:15 I was downstairs for all of 15 minutes with the printer repair guy. So that's an hour and a half that I've been sitting in my chair waiting for something to happen.

      Don't BS me and tell me that you've "been looking for me". The first place you should have looked is right here in my chair. Or paged me if I wasn't right here in my chair. It's not really all that hard.

      Fucking retards. And this was a guy I liked, too...

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Don't worry... I'll handle this.

      You see, officer, the question was just asking for it. It came up in these tight clothes, showing off all kinds of skin, with a pile of flash cards and said "Hey, guess how many of these I can get wrong." The question then went through and kept getting them wrong, laughing and saying "I'm so stupid" after every one!

      We didn't do it. The question brought it on itself.

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      I didn't harrass the stupid question.. it harrassed me.... It said I was stupid for asking it... when I most certaintly am not...

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Excuse me I'm from PETSQ (People for the Equitable Treatment of Stupid Questions). You will please refrain from harassing this stupid question this instant! smiley8.gif

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      Ah.. I see.. poor question... I will comfort you.. . smiley6.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      No, the question.

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      Who's educationally challenged? Me? smiley2.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Poor question. The question's not stupid, he's educationally challenged. How dare you insult the question like that??

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      Is this a stupid question? Please give me a stupid answer...

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