dingolord

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    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I don't have a problem with stupid questions. I don't have a problem with stupid answers to stupid questions.

      What I do have a problem with, is people who continue to ask stupid questions because they refuse to look for the answers themselves, even when I've given them exactly the place to go to look for them.

      So, if I seem a bit harsh, it's because you're a fucking moron. Learn to do it yourself, and quit bringing down the collective IQ of the rest of the world. Idiot.

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      You have recieved 1 new Personal Comment.

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Yes it does. I'm SO feelin' the Chi....Or it could be the shitty mexican food I had for lunch.......oh well..

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I know that place... after Jack broke his crown, Jill started dancing there to cover the medical expenses. That's where she met Peter...

      It all comes back around. smiley8.gif

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      ....with The Big Bad Wolf. She just can't walk away from his oral fixation. Little Red Riding Hood was so pissed when she found out that she took the kids and moved to Miami. Little Red is currently an adult entertainer at "Mother Goose's Strip and Steak".

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Like Gretel has any room to talk. She's been "in the oven" more than once, and everyone knows it...

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I Think Since Jack got out of prison for those code violations on the bean stalk he's been running with them also. His gay boyfriend Hansel showed up on the Jerry Springer show when he came out of the closet( much to Gretel disgust).

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Poor Spot. No more will we see Spot run.

      I did hear Peter's hanging out with Tom, the Piper's son. They were picked up by the cops not that long ago for misdemeanor theft of farm animals. That can't be good. They're calling him "the Knave of Hearts" on the streets, and investigating him in some kind of tart stealing.

      This is what happens when you make the wrong friends. Next thing you know he'll "jumping over candlesticks" for money...

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Well ever since his dad Richard left his mom Jane (Run Dick Run!). Jane's been using hard drugs and Hooking for Cash.She also ran over his dog Spot. So times are tough, tough indeed.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Well, you know Peter. Ever since he gave up those pumpkins, it's all about the apples now.

      I hear he's dating Jill from that nursery rhyme, ever since Carla from the other math problem dumped him. I wonder how that's going for him...

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Only if Peter divies up some more apples. (Cheap bastard)!

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      If Susie has three apples, Johnny has six apples, Emily has four apples, and Peter has one apple...

      Can't we all just make some pie?

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      There are two kinds of problems - the ones I can fix, and the ones I can't.

      There are two kinds of people - stupid people, and intelligent people.

      I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but the punchline is that some people are just so stupid it hurts, and I can't fix everything no matter how much you yell at me. smiley5.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      When I took this job, they said that there's a lot of getting dirty in this job, and asked me if, with all the management on my resume, I'd mind getting dirty.

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      You make the call...

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Coincidence is a scary thing... I first found that story on AOL, but it required an AOL login. Since I didn't want to link to a login page, I just searched the net for the same story in a different place, and that's where I found it.

      Very, very odd that it would connect like that.

      Seems to happen to me a lot. smiley11.gif

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Okay, what are you doing on sanluisobispo.com? That's a little backwater area of California, and also happens to be where I grew up. Nobody's ever heard of it. smiley10.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Today, I will be at work for 4-7 hours. Depending on how long it takes me.

      I will be making overtime today, for every hour that I work.

      My task: backing up production computers. Which means all I'm doing is watching a progress bar for 4-7 hours. And getting overtime for it.

      I can deal with that. smiley1.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Two dollars gets you two comments.

      And with six, you get eggroll.

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      14 years ago

      Hey so we can post for a dollar, what do we get for two dollars?

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      This: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050812/ap_on_hi_te/google_library_copyrights

      Seems strangely closely related to this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/epic

      Eerie. Which is like Llama.

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Well at least he didn't lose it in Vegas. Here's your $1.00. smiley0.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Here's an interesting one:

      http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/12367818.htm

      I personally like "who had been on his way to Las Vegas in June". So, he lost it in June in the LAX parking garage, and it was found in August by some kid.

      How far away from the terminal were these people parked??? I mean, really... for NO ONE to see it until now?? Must have parked WAYYYY back in economy parking. Cheap bastards. smiley1.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I solved an incredibly complicated computer problem in IMs just a little bit ago. = I ROCK

      I only solved it after changing one setting in my system that made all my folders come up "Access is Denied" = I SUCK BALLS

      The solution for my problem was the exact same solution to fix the other guy's problem = I ROCK TWICE!

      My wife didn't come home to wonder why clicking on folders gave her "Access is Denied" because I fixed it first = I ROCK THRICE!!

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      My official quote of the day:

      Screwing up on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

      If one more person deletes something off the server, or breaks some piece of lab equipment, or gets on me about one more thing today that is not my fault, I'm going to kick the four-inch-thick fireproof door to my server room into their face. Period.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050808/od_nm/italy_wife_dc

      Oh, that's awesome. smiley0.gif Six whole hours and 240 miles... I laughed so hard I cried a little.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Diplomacy is having to say "No, I understand what you're saying, and I think you have an excellent point" when what you're really thinking is "Holy shit, dude... what kind of crack are you smoking? Did you check it before you took a hit, or are you high on Folgers Crystals?".

      I hate diplomacy. I'd much rather tell someone that they're a fucking raving lunatic than lie and say they've got a point. smiley1.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Did you know that the ceiling on a WinZip zip file is 4GB? I did not know that. I've never hit that ceiling before today.

      Go fig, huh?

      I'm also currently eating (total across two drives) 75GB of space to manipulate 30GB of data so I can burn it all on DVDs.

      Insane, ain't it? smiley1.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Don't fall to peer pressure.

      I delete your Tag post, not to spite you, but to spite the game!

      Ha ha! I spite the game of Tag! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      If people ever look at me and think "That girl is insane", then I'm probably pulling off insane a little too well....

      I can't wait until next week... I'm all out of sharp spoons, so I need to learn how to use the blunt ones. smiley6.gif

    • Ducket1410

      14 years ago

      Oh most definetly. Plus it has some added bonuses... for example, if you're traveling on public transport and you don't want anyone to sit next to you (other people suck) then all you need do is talk to yourself (or sing... although i'm yet to be brave enough to do that) and then people look at you and think "That girl is insane. i'd rather stand then sit next to her" and that's how you get to have a whole seat all to yourself.

      That's all for the "Duck Info Hour" this week, tune in next week to learn how to pick locks with a toothbrush and a blunt spoon.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Talking to yourself is the key to having a good conversation.

      So without further ado...

      Happiness is a two-headed beast - one head to drink delicious alcoholic beverages, and one to breathe fire on all the townsfolk... and occasionally eat a damsel. smiley0.gif

    • Ducket1410

      14 years ago

      I knew too much time on RvB could have adverse effects on a persons mental health.... it really does look like she's talking to herself... not that there is anything wrong with that...

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Nope... my half of the convo is in JF's comments

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      wow is she talking to herself??? o_o;;;

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      That's a bit better. XD

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    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      I'm pretty sure I'm worth more than that. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      I'm available at local retailers, worldwide?

      O.o

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      This comment conversation is brought to you by: JulyFlame - the global leader in personal comment conversations.

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    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Meh, I'm pretty sure mine are wierder than I, and I have to compensate with some sanity. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      XD

      You should see some of the other people I consider friends. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      You have no idea how often I am told that. ^^

      Oh, and you're welcome. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Really?


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    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

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      This is the sort of stuff that makes me wonder why you aren't in the top anything in community stats, but then I stop. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Then it didn't work. I cringed. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      XD

      Gah, bad joke. Or pun. Thing. Whatever. XD

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      True, but a point is kind of needed sometimes.

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      See?

      Kind of hard to argue the point now, isn't it?

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Hehe, that's not likely. Old's not going to be old for long, when you think about it.

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Hey, you're not that old. You're only what, ten years older than me? XD

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Yay for superstition! hehe

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