dingolord

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from south of Dayton, OH

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    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Actually, if anything, that Thundercats avatar intimidates me. XD

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      But erm, ya.

      I commented and stuff. XD

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I feel like people stopped paying attention to me without the big Thundercats avatar staring at them. Maybe it's just because the eyes are frightening and make people do things.

      Regardless, I put it back to see if my friends come back. Superstition is fun.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      As an IT professional dealing daily with the harsh environments of my job, I have just two things to say.

      1) DON'T ZIP-TIE YOUR SHIT!!! There's nothing more irritating or harder to work with than cords zip-tied together. And I'm not one to cut the zip-ties either. Nope... your mouse goes out, I'm cutting your mouse cord and stringing a new one outside of the zip-ties. So if you want it clean again, you have to deal with the bed you made. Fucking zip-ties... half of my frickin server room was zip-tied together until just a couple minutes ago when I got sick of it....

      2) I want a cookie. There is no reason for this, and it has nothing to do with #1. I'm just still hungry and would like a cookie.

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      I've noticed that mods are being really strict lately for some reason. I don't know why. It's kinda lame.

      I have an x-box and halo 2, but i dont play often. In fact I didn't even play halo or own an x-box until recently. I just really loved RvB.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I once laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose.

      Which was weird, because I was drinking orange juice....

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      You know what's weird?

      Being a member of the RvB forum, when you're me.

      I don't know any quotes off the top of my head, I don't know any behind-the-scenes stuff about the RT crew, I've seen all the episodes but only once each, I don't play Halo or Halo 2 (no X-Box for me, thanks), I'm not creative enough to make my own videos of anything, I don't hang out in the Basement and talk about jerking off my cat while licking ice cream out of the only clean styrofoam cup in my house while bashing intelligent people who aren't covered in mustard stains...

      I mean, really... what is there on this forum for a guy like me to do? smiley2.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Blind video gamer

      This dude deserves some recognition. In-frickin-credible.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      You know what pisses me off? Those people who go out and fuck stuff up so that those of us who aren't fucking stuff up have to also pay for it.

      Apparently Mods have gone on some kind of forum-wide crackdown just for the hell of it, or because a handful of people started getting out of hand. And that's caused some pointless but fun threads that weren't hurting anyone (in some cases for well over a month!) to be shut down. Everywhere except the basement, where all the asswipes hang out to begin with. I hate hearing "take it to the basement". If I wanted my thread shit on, I'd have gone there to begin with.

      Why the hell do idiots have to fuck things up for everyone? Can't more people learn how to toe the line without pissing all over the other side?

      Fucking asswipe shitbags. There needs to be a non-idiots forum. As soon as you're shown to be an idiot, you're kicked out never to return. But, yeah, that would be work, and we can't have that.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Mod points are hurting my head.

      Apparently, when you get to a certain level (I'm going to say 28-29... because that's where I am right now), they're not worth as much. Or they're worth more, depending on if you're giving or receiving.

      I just gave 5 mod points. It cost me 6. Not that long ago, I received a mod point and never got it to reuse. When I got 20 from TheGlitch for his caption contest, I only got 18 to reuse. I lost one or two when Menardi was giving me some for her contest.

      The curving algorithm is really screwed up....

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Just had Chinese for lunch... mmmm... Egg Foo Yung. First time I've ordered Chinese since I started working here.

      Inside my fortune cookie it told me: "Never Quit!"

      I wonder who here planted that in my fortune cookie...

      And I just hope this fortune wasn't really meant for some irate postal worker to calm them down before going all AK-47 on their employer's ass. This cookie might have been the only thing that would have stopped him - an encouraging message from the Orient. Oh well... at least I don't work for the post office. smiley1.gif

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I think "To Russel my brother whom I slept with) is my favorite

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Bill Cosby rocks. That's all there is to it. I also like "A Nut in Every Car", but I sadly don't have the album anymore... only the MP3 I made from it for the Noah's Ark bit. At least I still have that... I'd be really mad if I didn't!

    • sniper242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Bill Cosby- Bit about Noah and God............Used to have it on an album (yes album).......Can't remeember the name of the bit though (damn it!). It was funny shit though! smiley0.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I would just like to say that I just reread everything I've posted in my journal, and every comment I've made in my personal comments, and I've decided that I agree with everything that I've ever said. It's like I really understand what I've been going through, and I can just connect with it all on so many levels.

      I like me. I think I'll be my friend. smiley1.gif

      Random fun thing - For 5 mod points, post in my comments and name where these random quotes came from (they're all from the same place): "Voobah voobah voobah" "Who is this really??" "What's a cubit?"

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Best IT tools on the planet:

      Norton Ghost

      ERD Commander with Locksmith

      Get both of those, and you can run your own IT department. It's like duct tape and caulk for computers.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      The best thing about working in IT - no matter what the problem, no matter how complicated or irritating the user is, there's always one solution: reformat and reinstall.

      If the problem's really that bad, reformatting will fix everything. A fresh, clean computer has no problems.

      If the user's really that bad, telling them you need to reformat will shut them up and make them go away, because they don't want to lose their pictures of their kids or their collection of MP3s, neither of which are required to be backed up. smiley0.gif

      I'm sure this could work in other industries...

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      As of right this second, I've been + modded almost 50 times in the last 7 days.

      A-frickin-mazing.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I can eat in my server room, and no one can get mad at me, because my server room is in the cafeteria. So I'm eating in the cafeteria. It's awesome.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      "Even if we were under full-scale attack I couldn't move any faster--not and maintain a safety factor!"

      "A can't change the laws of physics. A've got to have 30 minutes!"

      -- James Doohan as Montgomery Scott (Scotty the engineer) on Star Trek

      RIP Mr. Doohan. You will be greatly missed. We will never be able to go to warp speed without you. smiley2.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Careful - I randomly block people.

      Or the site blocks them for me.

      We're not sure yet.

      By we, I mean me and the site, which may possibly have a psychic connection with me. smiley1.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I have been: an HR assistant, an accountant, a court clerk, a law assistant, a teacher, a retail salesperson, a scheduling manager, a facilities manager, a project manager, a help desk jock, an on-call tech, a server room tech, a network admin.

      No wonder my head hurts.

    • BigAlP

      14 years ago

      FYI, I'm now keeping my eye on you, as well.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I like this site. Bad Habits of Every Sign and How to Correct Them. Here's me:

      Sagittarius – Archers have a bad habit of telling the truth. And while these folks have the best intentions, that doesn't take the sting out of comments like, "Gee, those pants make you look fat!" or "Were you drunk when you wrote this report?" The best way for Archers to cultivate tact is through prodigious study. Etiquette books will definitely help!

      heh... so true. So true. smiley12.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Which is worse - putting too much shampoo in your hand, or not enough? I'm honestly not sure. If I have too much, I usually just rinse my hand off before lathering and get more, thereby wasting shampoo. But if I have too little, I get to a point where my hair isn't getting clean, and then I have to get another small drop out with soapy hands.

      I think I'd rather have too much. It's easier to deal with.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Why do they call them hurricanes? I'd think tornadoes hurry more than hurricanes do. Hurricanes tend to just amble along and whip at everything. Tornadoes show up, smash things, and leave. I think tornadoes should be hurrifunnels, and hurricanes should be meanderwinds. Or something close, at least. smiley9.gif

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      v---- Big Brother is watching you from below me ----v

    • aak2013

      14 years ago

      You seem interesting. Know then, that you are being watched...


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    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      I like anyplace that, when you tell them their busted-ass laptop is out of warrenty and they'd need to buy a new one for about $1500, says "Oh... is that all?" Sometimes, working around mechanics and electricians ain't so bad... because their shit is much MUCH more expensive to fix than that!

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      If you bother with a blogger, you can blather while you blether, whether the weather is wetter or better, in tandem or at random, with or without a fandom.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Interesting Observation - There are 4 girls on my friends list. One of them doesn't count. None of them have any pics of themselves up (except one, in a friends-only journal that of course I couldn't see before becoming her friend).

      Just something I found interesting. If you don't know why, then it's because you're the opposite. Muddle through that for a tick, whydontya? smiley6.gif

      Oh, and I love the Shazam! shirt! Completely random! smiley1.gif

    • Kendal

      14 years ago

      Hmm.. I'm going to copy your comment to me and think you yourself need a different comment. Something cool... Something better than all the rest... You get.. A SHAZAM T-SHIRT!

      SHAZAM.jpg

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Okay, here's one. There's an idiot who's been bashing some guys I know who write a story online that they recently put a good chunk of in book form. Some guy who says he's a "literary agent" and feels the need to rid the world of those who he considers to be horrible writers. While there are a few gems in the conversations we've had, none of them are short and sweet, except my last one:

      "You really are full of yourself, aren't you?

      Or maybe, to fit your pessimistic attitude, you're actually 1/600th empty of yourself."

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Random fun - you can look at all the error codes on the site if you're really bored. Start here: http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/index.php?error=101 and go up to error=175. Most of them are kinda dull, but there's a few gems in there that just make you go "damn, I can't believe they had to write an error for that".

      I personally like the "trying to be your own friend" error, and the "not cool enough" error.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Random un-funny thought - Have you ever hated anyone so badly that you look with scorn on anyone they associate with and any causes they think are good?

      I have, and still do. It's a weird feeling, because it's fairly irrational.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      You have received 161 (mostly positive) mods and given out 157 (mostly positive) mods.


      I think that's rather fair of me, dontcha think? Especially since I know 30 or so of those received mods were a negmodbomb...

      I'm just that kind of nice guy.

      I also notice in there that I have a 7th watcher. Hello, new person! I hope you find me entertaining and resourceful, with just a little hint of sarcasm and cynicism, all mixed together in a light cream with strawberry flavor.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Funny terms used at my plant on a daily basis:

      Girthweld, Pinstamp, Rollstamp, Flex Robot, Flange Weld, Sizer/Reducer, Squash Resonator, Puck Install, Flex Nipple, Cobra Nipple, Bend Condensate, Coin Press, Pup Converter, Swedge, Nipple Weld, Scallop Cut, Notch Crossover, Dual Robot, Jigless Robot, Short Leg Cut, Short Leg Size, Tubular Bend, and Ram Trunk Pipe.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Did you know feng shui translates to "The Way of the Wind and the Water"? It's literal translation is wind water, but it's the meaning behind the words...

      And as long as you don't rake my rock garden, all should be well with the world. I must now water my bonzai, for it is 9:46 and that is the proper time for it.

      Uh oh... now it's 9:47.... that just ruins everything.

    • Ducket1410

      14 years ago

      And this would be an interuption in your string of comments... which by the way are very amusing...

      So now i've messed up the symmetry and feng shui of this area i'll move right along... smiley6.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Comment - Once I saw a little bird go hop, hop, hop. And I cried, "Little bird, won't you stop, stop, stop?"

      He looked back at me and said, "Hey, I don't tell you what to fucking do. If I want to hop, I'm going to hop, and you can sit and spin, jackass."

      Beaky little bastard.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Comment - I feel like I stopped being funny. Or that could be my allergies acting up. Or it could be both.

      I'll try to be more funny and not let so much real life get in the way. I'll also try to not sneeze in your direction. I can only guarantee one at a time, though... better choose fast. smiley11.gif

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Comment - After that last comment, I didn't stop running again until just now.

      Never complain about databases being boring. Someone is watching and listening... I will call him Allan, Defender of the Databases. Good ole A.D.D.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Comment - Database work sucks. Congrats to DBA's who can actually sit through this and enjoy it, but I'd just as soon not have to do it thank-you-very-much.

      Designing forms is boring.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      Comment - if people started calling me D-Money, I could sign my name ~D$

      I'm not sure if that would rock or not. It's very close to being so outdated and lame that it's almost cool again.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      eh... I don't need any goods. I only want personal posters who can find other things to base their posts on. If the only thing someone can post to me about is "hey, u liek teh smae thnggs i liek. u r kewl!!11!!1!1!!!!", then they can stay out of my personal comments. Random posts annoy me. smiley0.gif

      Quality over quantity. smiley9.gif

    • Zeta_u

      14 years ago

      smallBulletDown.gifThe Goods
      No goods have been entered.

      Thats because you don't have goods, personal posters thrive on goods.

    • dingolord

      14 years ago

      That's a pretty cool echo though...

      You could almost hear a duck quack in here.

      But not quite. smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Hey, look at this.

      Your personal comments are rather empty. Kind of like some people's heads.

      Well, here you go. So it won't be so empty.

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