donut010

Male
from Clementon, NJ

  • Activity

    • funny stuff

      12 years ago

      donut010


      well first off im putting up some new pics of me. and secondly heres some things to make you laugh.



      One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give

      you a $100 if you let me have you"....but the girl said NO. Johnny said

      "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be

      finished by the time you pick it up".



      She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her

      boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend

      says "ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able

      to get his pants down".



      So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the

      boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the

      boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "The bastard used coins"



      and this one since people like it.



      I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wraparound Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole.



    • rock PAPER!!! scissors

      12 years ago

      donut010

      I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wraparound Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole.

    • omfg

      12 years ago

      donut010

      go here. and i know this is the third time ive fixed it but it works now i promise :) blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=21098852&blogID=158771260&MyToken=8289ce57-623a-401d-a538-952d9f103ec5

      and click on the second link they look like its just one but its not its two the first one does nothing. lol. btw this is my myspace blog.


      look at that and tell me who you see? oh and to answer someone im fine now.

    • women and work

      13 years ago

      donut010

      hey, right so basicly ive got this thing where i like three girls. sarah, courtney, and sarah right well the sarahs are two diff.ones. ones last name is densten. ill call her denny now for short and to well not confuse you guys. now i like denny but well shes not sexually active which i know is shallow but i am a guy here. and i like courtney now theres really no down side to her but i dont know she has been with a friend of mine and it might get weird. ( not to mention that if i dated courtney or sarah id have to ask my friends if it waz ok since they have already dated one of em) and for sarah now. i like her but i dont know if she likes me at all. plus she just got out of a relationship so i dont know. any way i havnt been able to sleep for like four hours so i decided to jump on here and right about my girl problems. any advice? i could use it.

      well becides that im pretty good. i need a new job that or more hours where i work already. i work like two days a week and ya it doesnt pay to well. i mean i got paid fiday ight. and ive only got $30 left. so i dont know maybe dan will quit and ill be key holder i doubt it but it would be nice. that or i get this job with bill. now mind you he doesnt even have it yet but it would be great $15 an hour good shit. well ya i think im starting to ramble again so ill leave it at that later.

    • stuff

      13 years ago

      donut010

      im drunk its nicee.i want to die cuz of cassandra she hurt me like no other. her s/n is spidagurl666 i love her...she says she loves me but she says no for some reasone....if you guys could help....just sayto her that i care or something..idk you dont have to but itll help me alittle...

    • blah

      13 years ago

      donut010

      well im going to kill myself...

    • alright

      13 years ago

      donut010

      well the basterd deleted the image twice i told him not to. it looks like im going to extreme measures now more then like likly ill be deleted from the site in a few days so good bye. ok well ive got 9 mod points lets have a contest before i get deleted its only for hentai as maby pics as you want send me a link cuz the fuckers will delete them ok?

    • birthday wooot

      13 years ago

      donut010

      ok so my birthday is sunday. i dont know f i have to work or not but if i dont ive got a bandq to go to. plus my girl friend is going to spend "alot" of time with me....ya im going to have a good day. i cant wait.

    • the longest survey ive every done. enjoy

      13 years ago

      donut010

      Start time around 3:14

      [ .001. ] first name: robert

      [ .002. ] middle name: shawn/ronald

      [ .003. ] last name: wilkins

      [ .004. ] nickname(s): donut

      [ .005. ] gender: male

      [ .006. ] age: 17

      [ .007. ] birthday: may 28

      [ .008. ] height: 6 1

      [ .009. ] hair color: ....blonde

      [ .010. ] eye color: blue

      [ .011. ] race: heh im other

      [ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: glasses

      [ .013. ] do you have braces: no

      [ .014. ] is your hair long or short: short

      [ .015. ] where were you born: camden

      [ .016. ] current location: lindenwold

      [ .017. ] zodiac sign: gemini

      [ .018. ] how many languages do you know: 1

      [ .019. ] nationality: idk

      [ .020. ] bad habits: drugs but i stopped

      [ .021. ] piercings you have: 3

      [ .022. ] piercings you want: no more

      [ .023. ] tattoos you have: two

      [ .024. ] tattoos you want: to many to put here

      [ .025. ] today's date: May 15

      [ .026. ] the time: 3:16

      [ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: joy

      :Family:

      [ .028. ] mother's name: none of your bussines

      [ .029. ] father's name: idk

      [ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: no

      [ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): shane

      [ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): brandi aja

      [ .033. ] favorite aunt: Do i have to choose?? none

      [ .034. ] favorite uncle: none

      [ .035. ] favorite grandparent: NO

      [ .036. ] worst relative: grandparents

      [ .037. ] best relative: if any sister

      [ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: dead

      [ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?:no

      [ .040. ] do you have any pets: id rather not count

      [ .041. ] what are their names: again id rather not count

      [ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: snake fish ferrets

      :School:

      [ .043. ] are you still in school: yes and no

      [ .044. ] did you drop out: yes

      [ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got : idk

      [ .046. ] favorite grade?: 9 i did it like three times lol

      [ .047. ] least favorite grade: 2

      [ .048. ] favorite teacher: idr

      [ .049. ] least favorite teacher: idr

      [ .050. ] favorite subject: math

      [ .051. ] least favorite subject: English

      [ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: both

      [ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: no

      [ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: no

      [ .055. ] are/were you popular: nahhh

      [ .056. ] favorite dance: i only went to one

      [ .057. ] favorite memory: the day i had my blue mohawks

      [ .058. ] least favorite dance: again only went to one

      [ .059. ] least favorite memory: not sure

      [ .060. ] most humiliating moment/memory: none

      :Favorite:

      [ .061. ] number: 7

      [ .062. ] clothing brand: anything black

      [ .063. ] shoes: vans

      [ .064. ] saying: go to hell

      [ .065. ] tv show: idk

      [ .066. ] sport: sex

      [ .067. ] vegetable: no no no

      [ .068. ] fruit: um grapes

      [ .069. ] movie: anything funny.. or really really gorey to the point where it's funny

      [ .070. ] magazine: anything gaming or porn

      [ .071. ] actor: johnny depth

      [ .072. ] actress: i have no idea

      [ .073. ] candy: skittles

      [ .074. ] gum: trident

      [ .075. ] scent: women

      [ .076. ] candy bar: no.

      [ .077. ] ice cream flavor: mint chocolate chip

      [ .078. ] color: green

      [ .079. ] season: summer

      [ .080. ] holiday: oh god no

      [ .081. ] band: dir en grey

      [ .082. ] singer: >.> <.< not sure

      [ .083. ] group: eh

      [ .084. ] rapper: no no no

      [ .085. ] type of music: death

      [ .086. ] thing in your room: underwear

      [ .087. ] place to be: at my computer

      [ .088. ] radio station: nope

      [ .090. ] junk food: hmm all

      [ .091. ] overall food: ramen

      [ .092. ] store: GameStop

      [ .093. ] shoe brand: vans

      [ .094. ] fast food: checkers

      [ .095. ] restaurant:dennys

      [ .096. ] shape: women

      [ .097. ] time of day: late afternoon

      [ .098. ] country: usa

      [ .099. ] state: jersey

      [ .100. ] boys name: damien

      [ .101. ] girls name: sarah

      [ .102. ] mall: deptford

      [ .103. ] video game: haha dont get me started

      [ .104. ] shampoo: axe

      [ .105. ] board game: twister

      [ .106. ] computer game: ya no

      [ .107. ] car: mine

      [ .108. ] music video: dont really watch them

      [ .109. ] swear word: son of a bitch

      [ .110. ] word: eh

      [ .111. ] month: may

      [ .112. ] cartoon character: goku

      [ .113. ] scary movie: to many

      [ .114. ] team: no no no

      [ .115. ] possession: ....xbox

      :What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear:

      [ .116. ] eminem: chocolate

      [ .117. ] dog: um any

      [ .118. ] hot: key west

      [ .119. ] britney spears: baby

      [ .120. ] nsync: smacks

      [ .121. ] real world: mmmm

      [ .122. ] orange: orange

      [ .123. ] choice: ????

      [ .124. ] fuck: who?

      [ .125. ] bisexual: most of my friends

      [ .126. ] black: people

      [ .127. ] icq: have no idea

      [ .128. ] insane clown posse: yes yes yes

      [ .129. ] linkin park: yay

      [ .130. ] jack: pumpkin king

      [ .131. ] rainbow: GAY PRIDE

      [ .132. ] cherry: i dont think i should say what i want to

      [ .133. ] cucumber: hahahaha sex toy

      [ .134. ] shark: gir

      [ .135. ] lifehouse: you and me

      [ .136. ] bat: man

      [ .137. ] leather: nice

      [ .138. ] whipped: cream

      [ .139. ] american: suck

      [ .140. ] water: shark

      [ .141. ] volcano: FIREY RED DEATH

      :This or that:

      [ .142. ] rock or rap: rock

      [ .143. ] rock or pop: rock

      [ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock

      [ .145. ] rock or metal: metal

      [ .146. ] rap or pop: dont make me chose

      [ .147. ] rap or r&b: no

      [ .148. ] rap or metal: metal

      [ .149. ] pop or r&b: no

      [ .150. ] pop or metal: metal

      [ .151. ] r&b or metal: metal

      [ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: linkin park

      .153. ] tool or korn: korn

      [ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: selena

      [ .155. ] hot or cold: hot

      [ .156. ] winter or summer: summer

      [ .157. ] spring or fall: Spring

      [ .158. ] shakira or britney: shakira

      [ .159. ] icp or eminem: icp

      [ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: rob zombie

      [ .161. ] kittie or garbage: kittie

      [ .162. ] mtv or vh1: mtv

      [ .163. ] buffy or angel:

    • ok ok ok pic contest

      13 years ago

      donut010

      you guys know the rules... oh wait i incourage hentai/porn i think those are new rules. ill givr whoever has the best pic or pics all of my mod points. and i have atleast 4

      If you are going to enter a picture in the contest that is NSFW (Not Safe for Work), please post a link to the image instead of the picture itself. -eponymous

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  • Comments (246)

    • GodOfAlchemy

      12 years ago

      dude, fuck you, thaty shits not funny, racist prick, you comented me at the wrong time man, be happy i dont unlesh hell on your profile you bloody wanker. so i look like a wet back? you look like an emo fanboy with no life outside of the internet, why dont you go back to myspace and leave this site to the people with LIVES! btw, Im native amarican and canadian, if thares any thing you have to say about my races you can anser to my thousand mod points and those of my friends that want to help. dont fuck with me any more, i have to deal with enough of you pricks on this site, first and last warning.

    • ManicMinds

      12 years ago

      Nice to see your back on cool

    • celtic_baby

      12 years ago

      hey..sup?

    • deathspoison

      12 years ago

      hey

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      12 years ago

      Yeah, so how are you?

      Im doing alright..

      I got moved away from all my friends and family.. To Washington state..

      It sucks ass.

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      12 years ago

      Oh, it's fine.

      Sean?

      Him and I split a while back.

      It was for the best.

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      12 years ago

      hey

      I haven't talked to you in forever

    • psfriend

      12 years ago



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      send this heart to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved.........

    • Beat4drums

      12 years ago

      hey can you tell me some german metal bands, I know some but I wanna like more
      thanks don't worry when you get back to me though

    • Sarn

      12 years ago

      Well I dunno about the whole sexy thing. Pssh. I'm a fence sitter in this matter. I'm not going either way.

    • Sarn

      12 years ago

      Oh really? hahah.... and whats wrong with scrawny boys anyway? hmm? Did I ever say it was a bad thing? Geeez.

    • Sarn

      12 years ago

      I'm good, good good. *looks at myspace* so you did.

    • Sarn

      12 years ago

      hello! How are you?

    • myxomatosis

      12 years ago

      I'm Alina. ;D

    • damonix

      12 years ago

      haha
      i dunno why but that comment wuz funny as fuck

    • damonix

      12 years ago

      hope ya had fun wit dat

    • Josiah1

      12 years ago

      yes I guess so.
      But if we try to replace paper, what would work better?
      It might be just for lack of something more suited, you know?
      rocks are hard to destroy after all
      what exists that can destroy a rock, and be treated by sissors, huh?

    • 343winks

      12 years ago

      yeah I know

    • KelliMarie

      13 years ago

      hahaha thanks!

      Yeah, maybe...

      Or they're just dumb...

      Thank you for the ocmpliments!

    • KelliMarie

      13 years ago

      uhmm...

      Maybe I'm single because...

      I have absolutely no idea...

      I really don't

      Maybe the Oregon boys are just dumb...

      They really are

    • KelliMarie

      13 years ago

      Ok, go check my myspace!

      It's kind of interesting...

      Not too much

    • KelliMarie

      13 years ago

      That's really nice...in your mom's memory..

      Not much is going on here...

      Just waiting for school to start...

      You?

      I'm Kelli!

    • Bearbusiness

      13 years ago

      alas, it is not a real anime (i know you posted that a week ago but....ahem) its azumanga daioh fan art...........it'd be funny to see that though

    • KelliMarie

      13 years ago

      wow! Devotion to your mom!!! I'm thinking of getting one on the inside of my right wrist with my twin brother's name (he passed away)...but I'm not so sure yet...

      Plus the pain is worth it in my opinion!!

    • KelliMarie

      13 years ago

      Ow!

      I couldn't even imagine that...

      ouch

      is it a good tattoo though?

    • KelliMarie

      13 years ago

      Well, I have one on my hip...

      and it hurt a little bit

      my mom said that hers didn't hurt at all

      and my stepdad cried...

      and I know that it just depends on where you get it...

      but I was thinking of getting one right where you have yours!

      so I was curious!

      Sorry to strike a nerve!

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      13 years ago

      Wow.
      Helllo.
      Long time NO talk.
      Hehe, how have you been?
      YOU my dear friend should comment on my new pics on myspace smiley0.gif

    • Orangesage

      13 years ago

      Talking with my friends. ^_^

    • ferrarigun

      13 years ago

      check out my journal.

    • lightXangel

      13 years ago

      meh... bout the same...

    • lightXangel

      13 years ago

      so how are you?

    • lightXangel

      13 years ago

      yup ^_^ i saw your link... i'll add you onto mine ^_^ and thanks for the mods

    • lightXangel

      13 years ago

      lol its kewl ^_^ no need... my name is ally... lol nice to meet you

    • lightXangel

      13 years ago

      ummm thats a good question... he looks like him... but i'm not sure if it is or not...

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      Cause I tried twice as hard to entertain my fwends. ;)

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      You may call me Bubbley or Bubble. Some people call me Ellen.

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      Awwww....bye bye MisterWurffle. u_u

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      *gives you 3 bags of gummy bears* n_n

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      Piggy! >.<

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      Yay! Well, now you have one! :D

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      *gives you a gummy bear* :D

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      I thought we were already fwends. @_@

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      Why not? @_@
      *gives you more mods*

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      Me to! 450 mods! :D

    • MisterBubble

      13 years ago

      *floats up in a bubbles* Weeeeeeee!!!!! n_n
      Wouldn't you know that I have a couple more mods on hand. n_n

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      13 years ago

      I wasn't implying me.
      HAHA.
      but this sarah girl
      Maybe check her out..
      I only want you to be happy!! smiley12.gif

    • Sarn

      13 years ago

      Eh? I'm good.... how are you?

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      13 years ago

      ha, aw.
      that sucks when ur horny and you dont have n e one there
      so are you interested in anyone? smiley12.gif

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      13 years ago

      hey!
      what's up?!
      how are you? smiley0.gif

    • BITCH_PLEASE

      13 years ago

      Haha
      brilliant man
      ha
      yeah
      that's what i would want to do too!! lol

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