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    • Diablo 3

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      Holy. Fucking. Shit.

      Diablo mother-fucking 3 is coming out?

      They could fucking cure cancer right now and I would be like, "Yeah, and? Didn't you hear, Diablo mother-fucking 3 is coming out?"

      Then they would all be like, "Shit, what are we wasting time with this for, let's check that shit out!"

      Totally.

      That is all.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. Diablo mother-fucking 3.
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    • More things and still some other stuff

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      I went in today for the apprenticeship test and interview, but as it turns out, they were only doing written tests today, and presumably calling us back for oral interviews should we prove to not be retarded. As it were, I am not, and the test we took was dead easy.

      After that, I got to go driving around with my grandfather, which was cool. I really need to get my license so I can get a car and therefore have reliable transportation to and from work. On the plus side there, my mother offered me the use of her van, as she is driving my stepdad's car everywhere, while he is able to use a work truck for his driving. So with an unused vehicle sitting around, I have access to a car, at least until I can afford my own. That is really cool of her.

      One other thing: go watch our video! If you've watched it, vote on it! Say you like it, hate, whatever, it doesn't really matter much. We just want our videos out there. So please go watch it if you haven't and you have a few minutes to kill.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. Funny, but also kind of scary.
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    • Random Things and Other Stuff

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      Today has been a good day. Except for my complete lack of sleep. But there was too much to do, and not enough time in which to do it. Sleep can wait.

      Firstly, I would like to direct your attention to our site. Kevin and I have made a new video which you may all be interested in watching. You can check it out at our forums here, on our site here, or simply at the YouTube page for it over here. I am nothing if not versatile. smiley0.gif

      I know what you are probably thinking right now. "Michael, after the incredible brilliance that was your movie, what else could possibly be important enough to share?" Well, I'll tell you. I mentioned applying for an apprenticeship, and now I am finally able to go in and do an oral and written interview. If I pass that (which I'm told is a snap) and the always requisite drug test then I will officially be a part of their program, and be put in with a contractor. In other words, I should soon have a job! Hurray!

      On top of those two amazing and incredible bits of news, what else could there be? Well, for me, nothing really.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. Where was I for this version?
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    • George Carlin

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      I don't know if you know, but comedian great George Carlin passed away yesterday. He was 71 years old.

      To George Carlin, one of the legends of comedy.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. We'll miss you.
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    • Seven Sevens

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      I got tagged by Amanda, so I will dutifully pass this along.

      Seven Things I Do When I'm Bored:
      1. Read anything I can get my hands on.
      2. Play video games.
      3. Surf the web.
      4. Sleep.
      5. Daydream.
      6. Worry about the future (both my own, and this country's/the world's).
      7. Fill out silly things like this.

      Seven Shirts I Wish I Had:
      1. "I put the sexy in dyslexia."
      2. "I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken."
      3. "REHAB is for quitters."
      4. "Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent."
      5. "WORK HARDER. Millions on welfare depend on you."
      6. "PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals."
      7. "I'm only wearing black until they come out with something darker." (On a black shirt, of course.)

      Seven Things I Want to Do With My Life:
      1. Get into the apprenticeship program I applied for, and start a career.
      2. Be able to afford a car.
      3. Find a woman I could eventually marry.
      4. Start a family with that woman.
      5. Get my own house.
      6. Retire.
      7. Die content with my life.

      Seven Things I Would Do If I Was a Millionaire:
      1. Get a job and get myself fired from it, just to attempt collecting unemployment.
      2. Buy the biggest TV I possibly can.
      3. Invest in a small company and bring it to multinational status.
      4. Invest in a big company and attempt to bring it to the ground.
      5. Bribe a government official.
      6. Pay people I don't like to do something demeaning.
      7. Hire a stripper to do things around myself in the least sexual manner possible.

      Seven Games I Am Looking Forward To:
      1. SPORE.
      2. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed.
      3. Mercenaries 2: World in Flames.
      4. Guitar Hero World Tour
      5. Borderlands
      6. Dead Space
      7. Gears of War 2

      Seven Random Things I Can See Right Now:
      1. Kevin.
      2. A roll of duct tape.
      3. MARKS-A-LOT permanent marker.
      4. White out.
      5. A jar of peanut butter.
      6. Pyramid of empty coke cans.
      7. A kettle.

      Seven People I Tag to Do This:
      1. trilli4n
      2. OwNeTh
      3. Vip
      4. cml1983
      5. DvanP123
      6. TehFix0r
      7. S1apSh0es

      Yes, I ran out of things I could think of for that last one. Sue me.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. I discovered the Halo 3 themed motivational posters thread. Out of the 20 or so pages I read, this was my favorite.
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    • Reconstruction

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      Well, I just finished watching all the Reconstruction episodes so far, as I had missed the last few, and I must say, I am impressed. It seems to be pretty awesome so far. I believe the following quote is best applied to it so far: "Shit just got real."

      Okay, so that was really lame. I still do not apologize.

      I simply want to announce this: We has Internet!!! Kind of. My buddy Kevin got a wireless adapter card for his computer, which connects to his parents' router, because the only computer connected to it before was their shitty laptop, which could barely run Windows, let alone anything else. I get Internet by plugging into his computer and piggybacking on his wireless card.

      It's kinda makeshift, but it works. Sometimes. His computer has to be on, and even then, sometimes the wireless router we connect to randomly fails, because it's really old and has no maintenance from his parents, and they in turn do not want us to 'break' it even though my left pinky toe is more qualified to use it than they are.

      With all that out of the way, I say go watch the new episode of Reconstruction!

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. I would do this.
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    • Happy Father's Day

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      To any of you who may be fathers, that is.

      I know it's been a couple weeks since I've updated. It's been hectic trying to get everything done. I started the initial application to the ABC Apprenticeship and am now looking forward to hearing back from them. Unfortunately it is a rather long application process, so I have also spent time looking for another job in the mean time.

      Besides that, not a whole lot has been going on. I've been spending a lot of time at my mom's house, since she has A/C, and it's really fucking hot these days. Right now it's 6:45 PM, and the thermometer outside reads 102 degrees Fahrenheit. What's worse is that it is also muggy, and that makes everything worse.


      So I typed all that up a few hours ago, and then Firefox randomly decided to stop letting me type anything. Thankfully, I save often.

      In truth, I don't think I actually had much else to write. If I did, I forgot. So go check out my new image of my hair.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. Dude really needs to clean his freezer.
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      //EDIT// Also this:
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    • Three things

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      One. Why the fuck are half the people on the site making polls? Is the feature really that exciting or novel? I'm not saying you can't have fun with it, but Jesus H. Christ in a bucket, enough is enough.

      Two. The new series, Reconstruction, looks way bad ass. Seriously. I fucking can't wait to see where this all goes. Rooster Teeth knows comedy, sure, but this proves they can do a lot more than just that.

      Three. I am applying to work as an Apprentice electrician! I know a few people who have gone into this line of work, and they have fields that deal with computer systems, something I am great at. The hours are good, pay is excellent, includes benefits, and schooling done on-the-job and in part time classes is not only paid for, but I get paid to do it! Wish me luck.

      Four. Oh, four things. I am getting a haircut! Soon. My fro will be gone again. I just remembered, and thought I'd mention it.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. If you don't get it, congratulations, you're less of a nerd than me.
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    • I seem to be making a habit of this

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      It is the weekend, and I am away from the real world. My mom and stepdad are out of town for the weekend, and so my sisters are spending said weekend with my grandparents. Somehow (I'm still not sure how) I got roped into staying with them also and helping out.

      It's not bad, I just don't care much for the overly zealous religious attitude my grandparents have. It's a little oppressing and irritating at times, especially when they go on about how science is evil and wrong and those people are going to hell or whatever they babble about.

      I just felt like updating my journal. I'm going to church for the first time in months in a few hours, and in case I don't survive the experience, wanted to get out my last uncensored words on here. smiley6.gif

      Still no luck finding a job. If I was one to give in to despair, I may have done so already. Thankfully, I'm more along the lines of one who simply bottles up resentment until later going postal. Hey, maybe I should get a job at the post office!

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. This is for Amanda.
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    • Chumps

      10 years ago

      dragonmanweb What's this?

      My sisters apparently don't know what the word 'chump' means. They heard a character say it on TV and didn't know what it meant. Also, they apparently don't know how to use a dictionary or the Internet, because I wouldn't tell them what it means, and then kept calling them that. Fun times.

      So I am alive and still doing the same old. This is just a sort of random update on nothing in particular.

      My friend Kurt made it onto the police force; he starts July 21.

      Mi padre may be moving back to California from Iowa by winter.

      Uhm... I really can't think of anything else, even though I had several things I thought I wanted to journal about. Apparently not.

      Peace,
      Me.

      P.S. Hahaha. Awesome.
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  • Comments (1428)

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Not entirely sure... I'll give you the address to where I downloaded it.

      Here ya go

      I'm off to bed now. I need to go to school in the morning and then I have to go to work. Then I'm gonna come home and register for a beta test party thing. Then I'm gonna play until my wrists fall off.

      Post edited 2/06/06 10:27PM

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Microsoft Visual C++ Tookit 2003. Got a free download of it.

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      aah
      well, mainstream is a specific term. it refers more to bands that have been nominated for awards, are on the radio, or things like that. for example, Switchfoot is mainstream christian.

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      where did you get Five Iron Frenzy from?
      they were never mainstream (to the extent of my knowledge)

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Just like to thank you for pointing it out. Here's some mods for your trouble.

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      That fix it?

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      I have cleared my temporary internet files, my cookies, and my history and the image hasn't changed. I'm going to hunt for another copy of it right now.

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Oh, I understand now. I'll clear out my files and check that out. Thanks for pointing that out.

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      I have no clue what you just said...

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Thanks.

    • sargefan19

      13 years ago

      here is 3 for helping

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      i'm still writing it, so i'll post it when i'm done
      i just wanted to know if anyone was actually interested/would read it

    • muellertime

      13 years ago

      it was BLOOM not BOOM...Bloom isnt as bad.....i guess

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      lol@taylor
      I did that once

    • RocketR

      13 years ago

      brag? where was I dang bragging man? lol, I got a good grade so what? thats not bragging for me

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Those were entries in a contest I made. I had nothing better to do, so I did that. >.> bleah...

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      chorlaires is the sophomore choir that she got into at freshman cause she's so good

    • k_chick_

      13 years ago

      heh, sounds like the pictures everyone draws at school... though all the violence is always aimed at the teachers, i wonder why?

    • Player_Calo

      13 years ago

      Yeah, you better be scared, bitch! lmao. j/k.

    • Im_a_girl

      13 years ago

      aawwwT.T..thanks so much^.^....

    • caboose_230

      13 years ago

      reposted the image was

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Super Mario Land III
      Super Mario Land II
      Super Mario Land I

      These are IV's predecesors, each are very humorous.

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      Tru Dat
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    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      ooooooooooooh
      touche then
      and dude, if you haven't watch 71, go watch
      i love it

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      what do you mean by that?

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      shutup, i was bored! lol

    • NinjaDragon

      13 years ago

      its really good, the campaign is short, but the multiplayer is awesome

    • killer2009

      13 years ago

      can you get on now

    • killer2009

      13 years ago

      do you have aim?

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      It's cool. By the way, that boss on Shadow of the Colossus is a real pain to beat on time attack. 12 minutes to do it and it's so hard. You wouldn't think it would be that hard, but it is.

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      You are referring to LInk to the past, right? That one didn't have wings. It was a sand worm that acted like a dolphin.

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      How's the old computer situation going?

    • RocketR

      13 years ago

      lol, yeah i've heard that many many times from a lot of ppl

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      Awesome. Just thought I'd ask. Don't mean to be a bother. I'm in no hurry, either. Just was wondering...

      Hope you have a nice time doing whatever you are doing.

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      How's the contest coming, anyways? When's the deadline?

    • mshuemake

      13 years ago

      There is no help for me... nothing could fix the issues that have been caused by sugar and video games...

      He he he... no one can see me... I'm invisible! Ha Ha HA!!!

      Ahem... sorry about that... that's my evil side showing. Sorry about the cake in your oven.

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Thanks, I made one for MoeParker and then modifed my version again and sent her the smiley code.

    • werty0u FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      never believe what the government tells you, they dont want anyone finding out their dirty little secrets

    • RocketR

      13 years ago

      yeah it was alright

    • killer2009

      13 years ago

      plz vote for me here
      i need all the votes i can get, so if you don't mind can you try and spread the word

    • wonderwall

      13 years ago

      Oh Jesus that would fucking kill me. <3

    • BladeZelvado

      13 years ago

      You're a tree if I say you're a tree...dammit! lol j/k...



      But yea...you're a dead oak...

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      cause if there's a fire from the wires, the insurance wont cover it cause it wasn't professionally fixed
      lol, yeah that's the best excuse i got smiley0.gif

    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      yeah, 140 dollars for knowing to put on some scotch tape and scotch guard
      freakin geniouses!
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    • Edd008

      13 years ago

      im nhaving a contest its in my jornal

    • SnakeEyes2

      13 years ago

      here is a gift from me.

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    • OwNeTh

      13 years ago

      WHAT WAS A JOKE BTW!!!!!
      lol

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