drizzam

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from Stevens Point, WI

  • Activity

    • Happy 4th of July...

      11 years ago

      drizzam

      America...Love it ot leave it!

      Now go out and shoot off some illegal fireworks...k? smiley0.gif

    • I'm baaaaaack...

      11 years ago

      drizzam

      What did I miss?

    • Back...

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      ...from riding 450 miles across Iowa. One thing I want to say...the next person that tells me Iowa is flat gets a foot in the nuts. That state is hilly as shyt...and hot!

      Some highlights/observations of the ride included:

      - Riding with Lance Armstrong. Not just the same road as him or ten miles down the road...I rode right next to him. I coulda kicked him off his bike he was so close to me. I kept up to him for 5 or 10 minutes before he spit me out the back of his peloton, but it was all good. I think my skills inspired him to go back and win an 8th Tour de France next year.

      - Meeting the legendary Sloebombfizz. Me and my friends had a few cold brews with him until my duties of picking up a couple of native ladies took me elsewhere. I may be one of the few (or only) people to know his true identity...and the CIA has sworn me to secrecy to assure it stays that way.

      - Eating more pie and pork than I ever have in my entire lifetime. RAGBRAI is a great time to diet if one needed to since you can eat 12000 calories in a day and still burn it all off on one of the 77 mile rides in the burning sun.

      - Learning you can get up to around 40 miles/hour on a bike without peddaling down a big Iowa hill.



      Overall, it was a great ride...I'm glad it's over now, but it was fun while it lasted.

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    • Oh yeah...

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      ...I forgot to mention in my last journal...I'll be riding across Iowa with Lance Armstrong.

      Article

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    • That's right...

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      ...I haven't been on much lately. Too busy training for a 444 mile bike ride across Iowa later this month.

      That...and going to Police Academy interviews. Guess what...I've been accepted to the academy.
      (Now to find a way to break it to the boss that I'm gonna be leaving him hanging on setting up the new store in Milwaukee.)
      Any suggestion?

    • 10 Things you don't know about me...

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      Thanks soooooo much for the tag Hilts ([/sarcasm])



      1. I was adopted from a small hospital in the ghetto (of Racine, WI)

      2. I have a scar on the inside of my right leg from a Go-cart crash

      3. I used to forge fake ID's for underage friends in the Marines (till I got caught)...and I was good at it

      4. I got a little bit "chubby" when I was on a Police ride-along this weekend and we got an emergency call and got to travel at 80 in a 25 (running lights the whole way)

      5. I work for a Digital Printing company called DigiCOPY

      6. I intend to tell my boss I'm planning to be a Police Officer at my review on Friday.

      7. I like to wear sandals, and hated sandals up until the age of about 24...before that I swore I would never be caught dead in sandals.

      8. I am a seriously light sleeper...I think it started in Marine boot camp. I can't sleep unless it is super dark and quiet.

      9. I am addicted to caffeine (in the form of Mocha coffee drinks or energy drinks)

      10. I have never owned a brand new vehicle.


      Guess what? Now it's my turn to do the tagging! Next up...

      Sphynx21
      SorvatS
      Strider165

      (might as well stick with the S's) smiley0.gif

    • WTF

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      My most recent random friend request comes from Purple_Elite...a 19 year old from Germany who has (not one...but two) pictures of the twin towers in his profile with the word "PWNED" on them and captions such as

      "Never forget the day your government fucked you in the ass. Terrorist attack my ass. America: Your people got duped and pWN3d "


      To top it all off he commented on my Silver Surfer avatar with this piece of literary genius...

      "l0l! t3h 517v3r 5urf3r 15 5uch a fagg0t n00b! 0n7y gay fagg0ts l1k3 j00s 5uch a5 h1m! 1 c0u7cd t0tta77y pWN t3h 517ver 5urfer at counter-strike! HA! wut a n00b!"


      As I write this journal he put another little bit of wisdom on my Bruce Lee pic...why don't you check it out, it's a beaut.

      Now...forgetting for the moment that I am in fact an American, and also a former US Marine, why would I want to be friends with somebody that is spamming my Images with nonsense?

      Seriously Purple_Elite...get a life and leave my profile alone.

    • I just registered for the craziest shyt

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      Gnome Fest 3!

      Self described ... "GF is the result of two decades of diligent research (with like, smocks, beakers, chemicals, welding torches, goggles, and beer...), conducted astride a mountain bike.

      Events like Dirt Stock, Dirt Rag's Punk Bike Enduro, Pedrofest, Bonktoberfest and MTBr-style Gatherings have all influenced what we now call Gnome-Fest. Another big influence on GF is a good ole' down home "Pot-Luck" style feast and Beer. Everybody likes food dipped in gnome sauce, and beer, well, that's what makes women easy and men idiots."


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      How many events have you heard of that have a Dwarfcycle Figure Eight Death Race where Contestants strip down to their underoos and race head to head for all the tea in china?or medals? Men?s and woman?s races?el borracho masks?costumes?and slutty lingerie recommended.

      It should be a festival chock full of beer drinking and mountain bike riding! All this, smack dab in the middle of me attending the Police Academy...think this could be bad for my class standing? smiley0.gif

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    • I didn't really need it...

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      ...but when you see a bargain, sometimes you have to pull the trigger.

      I needed a second mountain bike like I needed another hole in my head...but "teh internets" is a remarkable place to find people who are hard up for money and willing to sell their valuable belongings for next to nothing to make ends meet. I like to think of myself as a pawnbroker in this respect with the purchase I made this weekend:

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      It's last years model and it retails for around $750 online (a little more in most bike shops). The guy also spent a couple hundred bucks on upgrades for it but needed cash to put tires on his car so I offered him $325 and he accepted.

      Now I just have to figure out a cool way to ride 2 bikes at the same time. smiley0.gif

    • May 12th

      13 years ago

      drizzam

      Happy Birthday to me! smiley0.gif

  • Comments (376)

    • JP

      10 years ago

      4 months, you must be a sergeant by now. smiley6.gif

    • SweetSnicker

      10 years ago

      I'm doing pretty good, how about yourself??

    • RaoulDuke

      10 years ago

      Yeah, watching the interviews, I found myself asking, "does Joe the Plumber also run a special tactical unit in the LAPD with a loose code of ethics and propensity for violence?"

    • Sphynx21

      10 years ago

      kickin ass, takin names, bringin doom to all who oppose the empire

    • Sphynx21

      10 years ago

      DONKEY ROB!

      how goes it brother?

    • SloeBombFizz

      10 years ago

      Things are well. Might chilly but all's good.
      Going on vacation starting Saturday - spending a few days in Chicago, then coming back to relax and work around the house and yard a bit.

    • kg6ejp

      10 years ago

      Started riding my bicycle to work this month. 21 miles a day == 105 a week. I feels great!

    • SloeBombFizz

      10 years ago

      Shouldn't you be posting a new journal sometime soon.
      Like... for Halloween or something.

    • Jedi_Cop

      11 years ago

      Greeting from a fellow LEO.

    • skyrunner75

      11 years ago

      Duderock, Davey is in for RAGBRAI next year.

    • kg6ejp

      11 years ago

      Thank God no!

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      worse part is they now have the location of ze house....but chances are they'll try selling it instead in a pawn shaop or something...I'd kill em if they came here

    • Raptor_Alpha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      .I'll wash it before I give it back

      You know..on second thought you can keep it.....I know where it has been. smiley0.gif

    • Raptor_Alpha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the Friend Request. Also, thank you for serving in the Marines. My brother is a retired Army Colonel (don't hold that against him smiley1.gif ) so I indirectly know he demands of serving country while trying to get back a "normal" social life.

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      yes teh friggin cops..always pulling evil pranks

    • Strider165

      11 years ago

      That would be...interesting.

    • 241Deal

      11 years ago

      yeah, fireworks back home = fun....fireworks in a war zone = scary as hell!

    • SorvatS

      11 years ago

      Yum, I had plenty of BBQ today. :)

    • JP

      11 years ago

      A and C, by far.

    • RaoulDuke

      11 years ago

      You son of a bitch. If you two played GTA, I swear to god....

    • RaoulDuke

      11 years ago

      Army of Narcs. That's kinda like the Army of Darkness.

      Anyway - long time no sign on. How's things?

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      the lie was very delicious...so was the deadly neuro toxins

    • SorvatS

      11 years ago

      I'm good, hows by you?

    • Strider165

      11 years ago

      If you decide to come back to the site, give me a shout so I can add you back on my watchlist. It's not you, it's me...damn the limit.

    • Strider165

      11 years ago

      Where have you been, and what happened to all your recent journals?

    • Sphynx21

      11 years ago

      Stop disappearin cracker and toss a brother a shout!

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      sup?

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      Hey whats up?

    • MustyMung

      12 years ago

      This profile smells like bacon.

    • RaoulDuke

      12 years ago

      Drizzam.jpg

    • RaoulDuke

      12 years ago

      True...I do sense remorse in those pictures...a sad resignation to your duties.

    • MustyMung

      12 years ago

      You kidding? She's already entered and won the contest. The rest of you suckers are competing for runner up.

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      12 years ago

      Peace through superior firepower

      Flexibility is the key to air power.

    • Strider165

      12 years ago

      Yeah, it's that minor detail that I choose to ignore when daydreaming. smiley8.gif

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      yepep...hence if they tell me not to do any classes for ROTC I'll tell em that this is my life, not theirs

    • JP

      12 years ago

      Really?? Groovy indeed, thanks!

    • JP

      12 years ago

      If you have time, I was wondering if you could make a sign for me, like that old trend on here. I thought it would be cool to have all my friends on here make one. Just my profile name on a piece of paper with some witty comment on it.

    • JP

      12 years ago

      I have a question for you.

    • JP

      12 years ago

      Ha, very nice my friend. I'm so proud, I could cry. smiley6.gif

    • JP

      12 years ago

      Is that a 9 sillymeter on your hip?

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      12 years ago

      Five-Oh in the hizzzouse!!!

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      sup?

    • JP

      12 years ago

      It's good to finally see you on again, I thought they might have sent the dogs after you, or worse, John McClane.

    • Tacoman9

      12 years ago

      lol, thanks

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      indeed my good friend indeed...
      heh same with the clowns and people that go to em

    • Strider165

      12 years ago

      Hey, where have you been?

    • JP

      12 years ago

      You're back!

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      hey how's police work?

    • jonshonsgurl

      12 years ago

      hey i like ur profile

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      12 years ago

      Updates!!

      We demand updates!!

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