drunk_fucker

Male
from the stool at the end of the bar....

  • Activity

    • Boobies

      11 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      I really like boobies. can you post pics of your boobies here? I saw Lixie's boobie thread - that was nice. but a journal full of tit shots would be fucking great.

      Post now, biatches. Faster, I'm not entertained yet!!!!1

    • i'm kinda fucking hammered

      11 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      just thought i'd lechoo all noe. i'm shmucking fashed.

    • OMG PPL DO SOMETHING

      11 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      I need to be entertained when I come on here. I mean srsly, WTF? There is absofuckinglutely nothing going on around here. you all suck. entertain me.

      Now, bitches.

    • Reason to live

      11 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      Whoever posts the best "reason to live" gets a mod bomb.

      why? just cuz.

    • drunken fucked.`

      11 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      i'm almost too druink to fish. anyone konws foxworthey will get that.

      six brews into a case. long time to go; but it's all good. been a while since i was here; missed all you cheap bitches. 'cept lixie, cuz i still had her pic on my puter @ home. but it's all good now. sorta. whatevr. drunk=happy, right?

    • Favorite Song

      13 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      This is one of my favorite songs.

      So, in honor of this songs, I am offering mod points to anyone who can provide good pics that match the title of the song. I have 13 Mod Points. Lets see:

      6-pts for 1st place.

      4-pts for 2nd place

      2-pts for 3rd place

      1-pt for Honorable Mention.

      A few rules.

      1. It can't be a pic that I already have. You can post it; but it won't be eligible to win. Sorry Lixie, no Sexy Back.

      2. Pics involvilng the song title AND you get extra consideration. However, rule above still applies. Sorry, Lixie.

      3. Hillary Duff IS old enough, so pics that match the song title AND Hillary Duff get extra consideration.

      Now let the contest begin. I'll give everyone until midnight Sunday Night (PST) to post. Then I'll start the judging. Mod Points should be awarded by 0800 Monday (PST).

    • I would just like to say

      13 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      That you all suck. And you're all girls. And you like flowers. And ribbons in your hair. And you want to kiss all the boys.

      PWND.

      SRSLY.

    • Does your job suck?

      13 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

      When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.

      Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins:

      Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" .

      Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

      HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!

    • fucking entertain me.

      13 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      10 mod points to the next person who fucking does something to entertain me. i'm fucking bored.

      hurry up bitches, daddy is calling.

    • corona

      13 years ago

      drunk_fucker

      is yummy.

      i have cuervo classico as well. i'm saving that for tomorrow with oj and grenadine. tequila sunrise here i come!!!! yeah baby, gonna get some fershnuckeredness on.

      oh, i already did.

      5 coronas gone.... :(( but yummy, so :))

  • About Me

  • Comments (141)

    • CoraOrtiz

      11 years ago

      <3

    • BreeBurrito9

      11 years ago

      no

    • sallym

      11 years ago

      Alright then =]

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      11 years ago

      every time you comment, you always make me laugh.

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      you do know what the motor boating is from, right? 'wedding crashers'??

      smiley8.gif

    • Jabberwocky

      11 years ago

      first, look here.

      Congratulations, you win. I wish that post (or another as beautiful/eloquent/substantial) were on my site somewhere. I nearly cried. 3 times in a war zone, I've seen the same sky you described; I felt the feelings you felt, I knew what you now know; it's amazing how a simple blend of colors in the sky can change your whole world. It really can give you a reason to live.

      i don't even know you; but I feel I could love you. In the asexual way, if you know what I mean.

      ::cries::


      Well, um, thanks!

      I don't quite know what to say. Most people who are on the internet are bitter, they prefer to cut people down to make themselves feel better, they live for conflict, confrontation, chaos. It's all fun and games I suppose, going from one internet battle to another, your wit wielded as your sword, but what have you to gain? Neither side gains anything from such negative discourse. Maybe small feelings of superiority could be accrued, but they're never lasting, and you'll find yourself needing to battle again, to get that feeling again. I used to be like that.

      But now? Now, I prefer to spread what little goodness I can with the people in my life, with the people I've come into contact with, with the people who I've stumbled upon (or in your case, who have stumbled upon me).

      Some tell me that this is a naive view of life, that I should protect myself from the hurts of the world. You can't filter what hurts you get, you can't pick and choose, how can you possibly protect yourself from that?

      I'm not some kind of high-hat or goody-two-shoes. I'm just trying to find some inner peace, and I'm finding that through kindness, and benevolence, and sweetness.

      Anyway, thanks for the comment!

    • TabbyKat

      11 years ago

      hahaha... yeah, you're a little behind.... i'm already 7 months along.

      glad to see you check in once every 7 months though. that's always nice.

    • CoraOrtiz

      11 years ago

      :*

      Kiss and make it all better.


      Awww thanks!

      Wait...that's not where I hit myself. HEY!

    • belle

      11 years ago

      hahaha even jailbait!

    • CoraOrtiz

      11 years ago

      OMG HE LIVES!

      ::HUGSQUEEZEHUG:: I MISSED YOU.

    • belle

      11 years ago

      lol, jailbail?

      thankyou anyway!

    • o_zo_o

      11 years ago

      fuck yeah

    • amber

      11 years ago

      haven't played drunk uno...yet.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      11 years ago

      "Motor-boating son of a b-"

      smiley8.gif

    • o_zo_o

      11 years ago

      wow .. how disturbing

    • o_zo_o

      11 years ago

      well that chick with the hat got with the blondie that night .. hahahaha .. and many occasions after that

    • Kittiegirl92

      12 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

    • joshECF

      12 years ago

      Dude your slide show is cool

    • prano_chick

      13 years ago

      Thanks for all the comments. Sorry it took me so long to comment back, it's been crazy for me.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      13 years ago

      i miss you. smiley2.gif

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

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    • Kittiegirl92

      13 years ago

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      the kittie is watching your every move

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      nice ass for a pic ya got there. lol smiley8.gif

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

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    • beckolyn

      13 years ago

      >.> You commented on my blog thing. ... Do I know you?

    • TabbyKat

      13 years ago

      thanks for the link!

    • linklover

      13 years ago

      lol yeah

    • linklover

      13 years ago

      lol my space isn't that bad.

    • linklover

      13 years ago

      i don't know you you but thanks for the comment. but i'm not leaving. i'll stay i guess

    • CoraOrtiz

      13 years ago

      You're lucky I even clicked that email. Knowing it was from you, I should have realized it'd have a silly twist.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      13 years ago

      and gypsie has it covered. smiley8.gif

    • Gypsie

      13 years ago

      SRSLY..."Who is Rex Manning?"

      *smacks you upside the head*

      Go BUY Empire Records...it's a kick ass movie.

      SSSSHHHHOOOOPPPPLLLLIIIIIFFFFFFFFTTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      "How Old are you?"
      "Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall"

      Classic!

    • TabbyKat

      13 years ago

      they still covered up the best parts... wankers

    • Gypsie

      13 years ago

      That was soooo neat. But I want to move the top snake....BOOBIES.

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      Snakes on a babe ;-]

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      who the hell is that? o_O

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      Not a whole lot.
      Once again I've been up all damn night! -_-
      But I'm about ready to take a shower nowwww. :P
      What are you up to?
      And you say that I never sleep!
      Look at you dork. lol

    • CoraOrtiz

      13 years ago

      ::throws hobbits::

    • CoraOrtiz

      13 years ago

      Why WHY do you always sign on when I'm about to leave work? ::cries::

      I'll be on later tonight, I believe.

      Less than 3. smiley12.gif

    • CoraOrtiz

      13 years ago

      lol knucklehead. Yeah well the phone number didn't come up with a name (though my regular ringtone rang which meant it wasn't an unknown number cuz I have a different ringtone for restricted or no user ID numbers) so I wasn't sure if it was a wrong number calling (which wouldn't make sense considering the ringtone) or if it was a possible job interview lol

      Man it's been so long since I've heard your voice, I almost forgot what it sounded like!

      :P

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      oh and I didnt bitch you out in that comment.
      I just wanted to lay that on the table.

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      it says you're 34.
      and Im' 19 so yeah you're most likely right

      and Patheticut is not an actual state or city...
      I'm from Connecticut and I hate it here
      that's why I call it that.
      where are you from?

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      is that your real age up there?
      I never know when people have their correct age up in these profiles. *shakes head*

      and trust me if I'm not really amused when I see myself naked so there's no need to be jealous haha
      I more jealous of guys because well... I cant say why >_> lol

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      I think because it's not together and the AC part is at the bottom so most people dont realize it properly I guess. o_O
      But I'm still amazed that you did.

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      haha oh man
      I seriously dont get
      almost all of my guy friends have told me how much they admire and love the female body
      this one guy told me that boobs are what make the world go round!
      I dont see what's so special about it but then again I see my naked self everyday so.. lol

      getting sweaty thinking about it eh?
      whoa there slick. :P

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      Okay okay chill..
      I was watching a movie!
      I just got back on the computer because nobody was talking.


      But that sucks that you've been working so much.
      And c'mon!
      You not being all wild and spontanous [sp?]
      that's like saying you're a chick or something. o_O

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      so what are you up to?
      you're getting to be quiet.
      tisk tisk

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      Hahaha I sooo knew you would. ;-]
      And I'm suprised you can tell that's an AC/DC thing because most people dont get it.

    • Kittiegirl92

      13 years ago

      wow where is that lake?

    • Kittiegirl92

      13 years ago

      that was on the way in after an hour of being on the lake. and he was totally joking there.

    • InsomniacAd

      13 years ago

      Actually my neck isnt long.
      Just I tilted my head up for the picture.

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