dvs_teen

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from Fanning Springs, FL

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    • school sux

      11 years ago

      dvs_teen

      yeay schools here again................................sum1 shoot me
      now i'm a senior..............................................still no discount
      gas prices are up............................................and the school thinks we shuld pay more to eat shit
      this year school wll be fun.............................only for halo 3
      lets all go to school together........................so sum1 can say a teache shot me

    • Fake & Real

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
      REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.

      FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
      REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

      FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
      REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

      FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
      REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

      FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
      REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

      FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
      REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

      FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
      REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

      FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
      REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

      FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
      REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

      FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
      REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

      FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
      REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

      FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
      REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

    • I'll kill any fucker who does this to my

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      Body: Guy: "Can we have sex right now?

      Girl: "Can we do what?"

      Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

      Girl: "Um.....no."

      Guy: "Why?"

      Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

      Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

      Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

      Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

      Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

      Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.



      5 minutes pass.......



      Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

      Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

      Guy: tries to kiss her.

      Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

      Guy: continues trying.

      Girl: moves to the back seat



      Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

      Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

      Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

      Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

      Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

      Girl: crying, continues to fight.

      Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

      Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

      Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.



      An hour passes.........

      Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

      Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.

      Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

      Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

      Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.



      2 months later.........

      Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

      Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

      Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

      Doctor: "You are pregnant."

      Girl: faints.



      The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."



      The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......


      Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "It's Fucked up that Guys really do shit like this!!"



      Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl".


      Posted 4 months ago (1/24/07 11:45AM) by badass_101
      Posted 23 hours ago (5/24/07 1:50PM) by nickthesick

    • My First Time

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      This poem is about a person with compassion
      for others. You will not feel offended by this and
      I promise that this will make you laugh.



      The sky was dark
      The moon was high
      All alone
      Just her and I
      Her hair so soft
      Her eyes so blue
      I knew just what
      She wanted to do
      Her skin so soft
      Her legs so fine
      I ran my fingers
      Down her spine
      I didn't know how
      But I tried my best
      To place my hand
      On her breasts
      I remember my fear
      My fast beating heart
      But slowly she spread

      Her legs apart
      And when she did it
      I felt no shame
      All at once
      The white stuff came
      At last it's finished
      It's all over now
      My first time
      Milking a COW!

    • EXAMS!?!

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      This week is Exams (They Blow)
      lets see :
      Science (not so common sense)
      Math ( 1+1=?)
      Amerikan History ( I hate things that repeat its self....... perfect example)
      Language (spelling)
      J.R.O.T.C. (best class and the only one i have an "A+" in

    • i am 51% stupid might be 49%retarded

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      24% stupid WOO HOO
      >1.[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
      >2.[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
      >3.[]I have choked on my own spit.
      >4.[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
      >5.[x] I type only with my pointer fingers. hehe
      >6.[] I have accidentally caught something onfire.
      >7.[] I've told a cop to buzz off and gotten screwed for it.
      >8.[] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went
      > into my nose, rather than my mouth.
      >9.[x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and
      >people looked at me weird.
      >10.[] I've caught myself drooling
      >11.[] I've accidentally caused an explosion.
      >12.[] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
      >13.[x] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
      >
      >14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
      >15. [] it is POSSIBLE lick your elbow.
      >16. [] I just tried to lick my elbow.
      >17. [] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
      >18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
      >19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
      >20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math
      >21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
      >22. [] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
      >23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more
      >important.
      >24. [] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
      >threaten will happen if I don't.
      >25. [x] I've licked a metal pole(inside of a freezer actualy)
      >26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
      >27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then
      >realized it was in my hand the whole time.
      >28. [] I accidentally break a lot of things.
      >29.[] My friends know not to use big words on me.
      >30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused
      >31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what
      >I'm talking about.
      >32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
      >33.[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and
      >try to find pictures and words in the texture.
      >Tally up your number of x's. Multiply that number by 3 to get your
      >percentage. Repost this as "I am __% stupid" Then forward it for
      >your friends to fill in!
      >Write ur name below.
      Mark


    • image problems

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      picturs are worth a thousand words
      so we need to express ourselves with more pictures
      and if you want your picture seen then just add the [IMG] and [/IMG] (ALL LOWER CASE) to the url for your pic
      test.gif

    • mods

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      i dont know where they came from but i have 50 mods to give away but only to those on my friends list that post comments to this journal if you post 2 comments in a row then you lose but if you post the most comments you win, people who arnt on my friends list don't count as entrys

    • Griff-Day

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      ***walking towards blue base***

      Griff: man, I still can't believe he got a promotion for that.

      Dark: Well he did hit more apples then you

      Griff: he had his fucking eyes closed

      Dark: Still one bullet on three apples is much better then twenty bullets on one apple that you didn't even hit

      Dakota: what happened to that other guy?

      Dark: Ya’ll voted him off the island

      Griff: what island, this is a fucking canyon

      Dakota: I like survivor

      Griff: Still where did he go?

      Dark: well you voted him off

      Griff: Yes

      Dark: And he didn’t want to leave

      Griff: I remember that

      Dark: so I told him to deal with it, or I’d have Dakota a shoot at him

      Griff: but he’s like the worst shot ever, I’d feel safe if he was aiming at me

      ***now at the blue base***

      Dark: okay Dakota here’s your new rank of first sergeant

      Dakota: I’d just like to thank everyone that cheered for me

      Griff: I’d just like everyone to shut up about it already I’ll even get you a pony

      Dakota: ooh, that would be awesome

      Dark: Okay men lets get in the warthog

      Griff: the warthog? Man why do you always call it the warthog, I think it needs a better name, like the Griffinator

      Dakota: ooh, how about fluffy the warthog that only loves, then we can wash it in our swimming suits

      Dark: first no we’re sticking with the warthog second what?

      Griff: no first is why do we have to get in the warthog?

      Dark: Fine we’ll walk I try doing something nice for ya'll and all I get is shit

      Griff: what?

      Dark: look, I received a report from command telling me that we have enemies in the canyon and we're gonna find them before the find us, come on

      ***1 hour later on canyon cliff near red base***

      Griff: So what’er they doing?

      Dark: for the last time shut up, they’re still just talking just like 10 minutes ago when you asked me then

      Dakota: ooh, I love to talk, one time I talked for …

      Dark: shut up!

      Griff: so, what are they saying?

      Dark: how the fuck should I know?

      Dakota: ooh, I’ll go ask them

      Dark: wait no!

      Dakota: WHAT…ARE…YOU…GUYS…TALKING…ABOUT?

      ***Ice looks up and sees Dakota***

      Ice: SUCK-IT-BLUE

      ***Ice uses the turret are shoots towards Dakota***

      To be continued

    • The ICE-View

      12 years ago

      dvs_teen

      *Ice has maroon armor and Chip and Kyle have red armor........for now*
      *Ice, Chip, and Kyle are in the red base of Bloodgultch.*

      Ice: "I'm telling you 'I saw the blue Guy' He was shooting at a tree and there was cheering and he was getting an award or something."

      Chip: "Right, and what was the award for? …Intelligence?"

      Ice: "No, I think he was kinda stupid, maybe he got it for shooting a squirrel out of the tree, you know , like a lucky shot or something."

      Chip: "so he was a stupid blue idiot?"

      Ice: "Yes, That’s what I’ve been trying to say."

      Kyle: "Chip!, did you forget to poison his meal last night?"

      Chip: "no sir, I poisoned some hamburgers and gave it to him on a plate."

      Kyle: "I think we better up the dosage then"

      Chip: "Yes sir"

      Ice: "That’s it, I don't have to put up with this, I'm going up top"

      *Ice leaves and goes up to the top of the red base*

      to be continued

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  • Comments (11)

    • TECH_13

      11 years ago

      Just for those annouying moments in the car:
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh6xpck4OSQ

    • RadAsCanBe

      11 years ago

      hey whats new?

    • smashman

      12 years ago

      I will do =D

    • staled1

      12 years ago

      or request to be in my squad
      ikusa squad
      it would only be the positon of private

    • SpartanPengu

      12 years ago

      ummm... u have to contact smashman to join the clan! then u have to copy his penguin and edit it urself! u can do this with something as simple as paint! after ur accepted u are to report to ur squad, which will most likely be Napalm Squad since it has the fewest members!

      ask smashman to join, and then request to be put in Napalm squad!

    • jimjim

      12 years ago

      contest has started! thank you for ur generous mod donation!

    • Tominator907

      12 years ago

      lol thx for the mods and votes dude smiley8.gif

    • captain_dark

      12 years ago

      thx for the mods man

    • Tech050

      12 years ago

      Hey you guys should check back every week for more info

    • NameLessFox

      12 years ago

      I seee!

    • Tominator907

      12 years ago

      Thx for the mods smiley8.gif

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