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    • Real High School Girl Quotes

      12 years ago

      earthworm




      These have actually been uttered by high school girls within my hearing.

      * "Why is it called Global Warming if the ice caps are cold?"

      * "Volcano insurance? Oh, like incase you get run over by a volcano!"

      * "Ohmygawd I panicked!!!1 at the disco way before you even got there."

      * Upon looking at the menu at a Seafood restraunt: "Razor Clams? Wouldn't that hurt to eat razors?"

      * "But if it's an arms race, but how will they run? On their hands?"

      * "Because its a World War!"(when asked why other countries joined WW1)

      * "Does, like, two seconds count as doing it?"

      * "Why do you always get dust coming out of lights?"

      * "He'd be quite good-looking if only he wasn't so ugly."

      * "That bitch! She always steals my clothes!"

      * "That Brandon Sharp. He's like, such a faggot ass whore master."

      * "She like, grabbed my cootchie and then when I went to grab her boob she got all pissy. What's up with that?"

      * "So if sperm has sugar in it, why doesn't it taste sweet?"

      * "Because the senses for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat."

      * "No you dumb cunt, thats a common misconception, all the taste buds taste the same"

      * "No you fucktard, it's true, who spoon-fed you that bullshit, the Kansas Board of Education?"

      * "Wasn't the big bang the thing that god used to kill the dinosaurs?"

      * "Like, what does it mean when your period doesn't, like, you know, happen and junk?"

      * "I’m so sober right now, I need a cigarette."

      * "They have volcanoes on the Pacific Islands so they can get better reception."

      * "So, like the moon doesn't have air on it?"

      * "Like, isn't Jesus Chelsea's new boyfriend?"

      * "Like, are there Chinese people in China?"

      * "Why would you go to Brazil? Isn't Stalin still in power?"

      * "Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

      * "What's Vietnam?"

      * "Ewe, don't join the Marine Corps, oh my god, you'd smell like dead people!"

      * "What's Edison's last name?"

      * "Ewww... he's like, so ugly."

      * "Pakistan? Isn't that a state?"

      * "I love Europe. Its my most favorite country, right behind Italy."

      * "Do rocks grow?"

      * "Where is 'Surburbia'?" (referring to Serbia)

      * "I don't want to be independent on my own, ok."

      * "This band is supposed to be a duo but there's only two of 'em."

      * "How can they be real quotes if someone, like, changes them?"

      * "Because of like, artistic license..."

      * "What's Communism?"

      * "Switzerland sided with Germany and Italy in World War II."

      * "So spitwads don't stick to things?"

      * "Some dictionaries don't have words"

      * "So the core of the earth is really cold?"

      * "I wasn't choking...I just couldn't breathe."

      * "There's like air in space, right?"

      * "Duh, like, why else would they have an air in space museum?"

      * "Does it rain in Korea?"

      * "Isn't the District of Colombia in South America?"

      * "Horus is sleeping, he couldn't join us today for our presentation.

      * "Are people Mammals or Carnivores?"

      * At Dairy Queen, "Do you guys, like, sell ice cream here?"

      * "That was amazing! I must have came five times in a row!"

      * "Osama bin laden bombed Pearl Harbor ,right?"

      * "So, was the USSR like, a submarine?"

      * "What do you mean Red States and Blue States?"

      * (When Marie Curie is mentioned) "You mean Mercury?"

      * "Like where did I park the Porsche?"

      * "OHHH MYYY GODDD I got a 49 on this test that is the best test grade I have ever had."

      * "Like, why would it take longer to get to the Mars than the moon?"

      * "Is Africa a country?"

      * "Who is Canada's president?"

      * "Let's just move people to Canada, they don't use it anyways."

      * "You dumbass, it's called Canadia."

      * "What's a Ghandi?"

      * "Isn't the triangle the one with the pointy thing?"

      * "(In high school)"Oh yeah, I just learned about bias today!"

      * "I think if we brought the people from other countries here to try our food they'd think their old food was disgusting.

      * "How DARE you call me optimistic!"

      * "Isn't there like a bone in a penis? And that's how they get a boner?"

      * "The USSR? Thats, Like what America was before we broke from France right?"

      * "Like, don't use your fancy words on me, k? I so totally know what hypocrite means."

      * "So the presidents of countries attend UN meetings right"?

      * "Sparta? They were communists, right?"

      * "What's a water heater?"

      * "You have a camel as a pet! Cool!"

      * "Dog is to canine as cat is to feline as cow is to..beef?"

      * "Why is it such a big deal if Jesus had a kid or not?"

      * "Like, isn't Parkinson's Disease the same as Leprosy?"

      * "Do you think Babies are like, jealous of Superman, cause he like, wears underwear?"

      * "Isn't he that racecar driver?"(when asked about Jimi Hendrix)

      * "Like, if scientists want to study stars, why don't some astronauts just grab one when they go up in space?"

      * "Like, why don't they just go to their dads and cry about it? That's what I do and it works for me. Like, totally." (when asked to find a solution for the poverty in Africa)

      * "Sqaure my arse."

      * "Look at this dehydrated water i got from the internet, all they wanted was my house keys for some reason."

      * "so it's like June in australia?"

      * "What's a civil war?"

      * "I didn't know they burned people!" (after hearing someone mention execution by firing squad)

      * "What's the longest river in the British Isles? Is it the Nile?"

      * "Isn't the Nile in Africa?"

      * "Is Africa a British Isle?"

      * "Is Amish a country"?

    • Real High School Girl Quotes

      12 years ago

      earthworm




      These have actually been uttered by high school girls within my hearing.

      * "Why is it called Global Warming if the ice caps are cold?"

      * "Volcano insurance? Oh, like incase you get run over by a volcano!"

      * "Ohmygawd I panicked!!!1 at the disco way before you even got there."

      * Upon looking at the menu at a Seafood restraunt: "Razor Clams? Wouldn't that hurt to eat razors?"

      * "But if it's an arms race, but how will they run? On their hands?"

      * "Because its a World War!"(when asked why other countries joined WW1)

      * "Does, like, two seconds count as doing it?"

      * "Why do you always get dust coming out of lights?"

      * "He'd be quite good-looking if only he wasn't so ugly."

      * "That bitch! She always steals my clothes!"

      * "That Brandon Sharp. He's like, such a faggot ass whore master."

      * "She like, grabbed my cootchie and then when I went to grab her boob she got all pissy. What's up with that?"

      * "So if sperm has sugar in it, why doesn't it taste sweet?"

      * "Because the senses for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat."

      * "No you dumb cunt, thats a common misconception, all the taste buds taste the same"

      * "No you fucktard, it's true, who spoon-fed you that bullshit, the Kansas Board of Education?"

      * "Wasn't the big bang the thing that god used to kill the dinosaurs?"

      * "Like, what does it mean when your period doesn't, like, you know, happen and junk?"

      * "I’m so sober right now, I need a cigarette."

      * "They have volcanoes on the Pacific Islands so they can get better reception."

      * "So, like the moon doesn't have air on it?"

      * "Like, isn't Jesus Chelsea's new boyfriend?"

      * "Like, are there Chinese people in China?"

      * "Why would you go to Brazil? Isn't Stalin still in power?"

      * "Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

      * "What's Vietnam?"

      * "Ewe, don't join the Marine Corps, oh my god, you'd smell like dead people!"

      * "What's Edison's last name?"

      * "Ewww... he's like, so ugly."

      * "Pakistan? Isn't that a state?"

      * "I love Europe. Its my most favorite country, right behind Italy."

      * "Do rocks grow?"

      * "Where is 'Surburbia'?" (referring to Serbia)

      * "I don't want to be independent on my own, ok."

      * "This band is supposed to be a duo but there's only two of 'em."

      * "How can they be real quotes if someone, like, changes them?"

      * "Because of like, artistic license..."

      * "What's Communism?"

      * "Switzerland sided with Germany and Italy in World War II."

      * "So spitwads don't stick to things?"

      * "Some dictionaries don't have words"

      * "So the core of the earth is really cold?"

      * "I wasn't choking...I just couldn't breathe."

      * "There's like air in space, right?"

      * "Duh, like, why else would they have an air in space museum?"

      * "Does it rain in Korea?"

      * "Isn't the District of Colombia in South America?"

      * "Horus is sleeping, he couldn't join us today for our presentation.

      * "Are people Mammals or Carnivores?"

      * At Dairy Queen, "Do you guys, like, sell ice cream here?"

      * "That was amazing! I must have came five times in a row!"

      * "Osama bin laden bombed Pearl Harbor ,right?"

      * "So, was the USSR like, a submarine?"

      * "What do you mean Red States and Blue States?"

      * (When Marie Curie is mentioned) "You mean Mercury?"

      * "Like where did I park the Porsche?"

      * "OHHH MYYY GODDD I got a 49 on this test that is the best test grade I have ever had."

      * "Like, why would it take longer to get to the Mars than the moon?"

      * "Is Africa a country?"

      * "Who is Canada's president?"

      * "Let's just move people to Canada, they don't use it anyways."

      * "You dumbass, it's called Canadia."

      * "What's a Ghandi?"

      * "Isn't the triangle the one with the pointy thing?"

      * "(In high school)"Oh yeah, I just learned about bias today!"

      * "I think if we brought the people from other countries here to try our food they'd think their old food was disgusting.

      * "How DARE you call me optimistic!"

      * "Isn't there like a bone in a penis? And that's how they get a boner?"

      * "The USSR? Thats, Like what America was before we broke from France right?"

      * "Like, don't use your fancy words on me, k? I so totally know what hypocrite means."

      * "So the presidents of countries attend UN meetings right"?

      * "Sparta? They were communists, right?"

      * "What's a water heater?"

      * "You have a camel as a pet! Cool!"

      * "Dog is to canine as cat is to feline as cow is to..beef?"

      * "Why is it such a big deal if Jesus had a kid or not?"

      * "Like, isn't Parkinson's Disease the same as Leprosy?"

      * "Do you think Babies are like, jealous of Superman, cause he like, wears underwear?"

      * "Isn't he that racecar driver?"(when asked about Jimi Hendrix)

      * "Like, if scientists want to study stars, why don't some astronauts just grab one when they go up in space?"

      * "Like, why don't they just go to their dads and cry about it? That's what I do and it works for me. Like, totally." (when asked to find a solution for the poverty in Africa)

      * "Sqaure my arse."

      * "Look at this dehydrated water i got from the internet, all they wanted was my house keys for some reason."

      * "so it's like June in australia?"

      * "What's a civil war?"

      * "I didn't know they burned people!" (after hearing someone mention execution by firing squad)

      * "What's the longest river in the British Isles? Is it the Nile?"

      * "Isn't the Nile in Africa?"

      * "Is Africa a British Isle?"

      * "Is Amish a country"?

    • 22 things you would hear in the south

      12 years ago

      earthworm


      22.Houston, we have a 'possum.

      21.What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.

      20.You had me at 'Sooooey!

      19. You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?

      18. Are your parents retarted? because you sure are special.

      17. Did you fart, because you sure do blow me away.

      16. "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle... and your first and second cousin, your nephew..."

      15. "We'll always have Wal-Mart."

      14. "What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy."

      13. "You had me at 'Sooooey!'"

      12. "Houston, we have a 'possum."

      11. "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?"

      10. "I feel the need... the need for sheep."

      9. "Are you CRYING? There's no crying in NASCAR!"

      8. "Of all the trailer parks in Pine Cone County, she had to pull her '68 Rambler into mine."

      7. "I... see... Black people."

      6. "Use the horse, Luke!"

      5. "I ate his ribs... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's."

      4. "Hokey opera and ancient museums are no match for a good tractor pull, kid."

      3. "I know what you're thinking... did he fire six shots or only five? Well, hell if I know! You KNOW I cain't count no higher'n three since the chainsaw accident!"

      2. "My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get.'"

      1. "You want a tooth?! You can't HANDLE a tooth!!"

    • Diablo II Clan

      12 years ago

      earthworm

      Diablo II Clan Update

      Still looking for members everyone is welcome

      Diablo Squad - Leading Squad
      Diablo- Surpreme Commander - Armagedden
      2nd in Command General Duriel The Prince of Pain- Steel_Viper
      3rd in Command and Master Seargeant Izual - Kraven27
      Master Sorcerer Lord De Seis- Narutard4eva
      Dark night Infector of Souls - Narutojunkie

      Baal Squad

      Commanding General of 2nd Army Baal - Gaara_42
      2nd in command Lister the tormenter - Beauborst
      Master Seargent Sheink The Overseer - gun
      Master Necromancer Nihlathak _ Open Spot
      Dark Night Ventar the Unholy_ ozzyhalo
      Mephisto Squad

      Mephisto Lord of Hatred - me, earthworm
      2nd in command StormTree_ open spot
      Master seargent Bartuc the Bloody - Ledah
      Master Sorcerer Witch Docter Indigo_ open spot
      Dark Night Battlemaid Sarina _ open spot (is a girl)

      Andariel Squad

      Andariel - Katluva
      2nd in command The Smith- JohnCena01
      Seargent Blood Raven - whitestorm
      Griswold - open spot
      Bishibash_open spot

      Fangskin's squad

      Squad commander Fangskin _codeman94
      Beetleburst_ open spot
      Eyeback the unleashed_open spot
      Eldritch the rectifier_ open spot

      If anyone has questions please ask Armagedden or I

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    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      lol

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Blarg

    • Freddy4077

      12 years ago

      Hi

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      yeah what ever

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      12 years ago

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    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      what?

    • Freddy4077

      12 years ago

      UR WELCOME.

    • Freddy4077

      12 years ago

      Oh, thank you.

      I shall except your friend request.

    • Freddy4077

      12 years ago

      Hello!

      How did you find my member thingy??

    • bluerain

      12 years ago

      no problem

    • Glaxton

      12 years ago

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    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Sometimes I throw up.

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      That is very random too. lol

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Yes he needs pudding. :D

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Well if dragons were that small they would be good pets.

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      No they aren't

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Thanks Shadow is awesome.

    • Armagedden

      12 years ago

      Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Monkey cakes on Wednesdays Appleface.

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