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Dear Eddie i have been dating this one chick and for the most part is good but for the last 3 months she has had realy bad breath. Every time i ride the car with her i have to roll down the window, and every time she wants a kiss and i hate it how can you help.
you said a mouth full thank god she didn't or we all pass out the way i see it you got 3 choises one dump her this alls works,2 pour a blow of mint in her cereal ever day intel she gets the hint. or 3 you can tell her to rinse with the new DICK CHENNEY mouth wash it come in a berrol one shot should work.
My name is Darll and iam from san jose
I live with one of my friends in a small apartment for the most part is cool and all but his girlfriend is allways over, she cool and all but they have sex every night and it keeps me all i want to do is get some rest, i cant sleep becouse she makes too much noise what should i do.
What your address again
Dude your living in a porno take advantge of it invite some friends over add a cover charge, make a video, dude tell your you been get the audio version of the show and now it time to get the video part he well undrestand have fun dude live it up man come on your in a prono
I live with my friend in a small house i freely admit i need to lose a few pounds and he says every time he bring chicks over they get so discosted to the point were they want to leave. he said i look like a gaint blimp can you tell him shut it
Dear fat man
Wow you must be huge
can your friend get you in to the DRIVE IN MOVIE just by dressing you up as a CHEVEY
is your weight and phone number the same , do you have to put on a belt with a boomerang. my adives is lose 100 lbs and not just from waist to your ass both your panst and love life will thank me
13 years agoed102h
Yes it's time for another esp of Tough Love With Me Eddie.
This is Sam in San D in Calfias
Me and my boy friend have been going out for 3 months now and for the most part is good and all but in bed when we frist were going out it was grate it lasted all night but now it like 5 mins or less. last night he was done in 3mins and 45 sec. but when he was in the bathroom he last 8 min to the playboy mag what dose it mean.
Dear WammBamm Thank You Mamma
Is this the girl friend of Gone in 60 sec a ya i gave that dushbag addvise 2 weeks ago.see in his mind he has moved on to hoter pieces of ass, he lasted 8 mins with the play boy mag, WOW . Just the fact lone that you were looking at the clock wile you were doing it should tell you it's time to move on.but heres a little help 3som with another girl he would be happy and thank you.
Iam a 73 year old womenand my gran son got me listing to the show and yes i do go on myspace i was listing to your show on the net and you are a rude little boy,dont make fun of people with problems, its not fun to make fun of people on the net it wrong . How you got a show i'll never know good bye boy
Dear Flappy Days
Dont listen to my show or read it for those who dont know i got a link to my online show at www.myspace.com/ironman2 write now the link is down but will be up in a couple of days.
Ok granny the people who i talk about wouldn't write to me if they didn't want tough love , my show is called Tough Love With Eddie not cute dudly or friendly no it's tough love and thats what i do i tell them what they need to here not what they want to here. so quite listing your days are numbered oldes
This is Danny you made fun of me laqst week and i dont like it so quite it please how would you like it if i were to make fun of you hum, ya thats what i though.
Dear Rubabath tub cry baby in the tub
Shut the fuck up i can make fun of who ever i want and just for that i 'am puting you on a weeky bases just to incease my rateing. come on dude cleanfreak and crybaby thats a bad mixs. be like me tough and crazy thats fun not boring and for the love of god man get a girlfriend or if that dosen't folt your boat get a fag
13 years agoed102h
My name is Brad
I have been leaveing my girlfiernd little love notes for about a year. At first is was sweet and she loved it but lately i have been forgeting to leave one befor i go to work and i want it to stop, this is how it is if i dont leave one she act like i dont love her how can i get this to stop
You have been leaveing note for a year, ok just let me get my note pad out, ok
Dear Brad grow a pair i could stop right now but come on dude one or two is nice yayaya, but for a hole year damn, you know meny trees you have kill this is the next note you should leave for her, Dear sweety this is the last know i leave you and if you act like a bitch about the next note will be directions to the GrayHound Station
my name is Torry
I just started high school and all i want to do is get my Hood Pierced And my dad wouldn't let me get it , which sucks becouse he got a tac when he was my age or some thing. can you tell him this is 2007 and they need to chil out.
Dear God please dont let me have a daughter please dont let me have a daughter, i mean is that were we are ate in todays world. Damn and my Dad though he had it bad when i was cought buying PlayBoy mags
"My Dad got a tac when he was my age or some thing" what is that add 4 or 5 years my be they should pierced your mouth too i am sure your using that for durting things to you little, they should kick your ass out that way they save them years of heartacks with you. my add is leave and never come back
my name is Danny and iam a gramophob
i hate it when people make fun of mejust becouse iam allway doing some hting cleanfull so i wont get sick , i wash my hands about 11 time a day and take 4 bath , iam i just weird or are people just drity
WFT dude you take 4 baths and wash your hands 11 time god damn i only do that every day the bath part and as far as hand washing only when the crap is visable. dude but come on man quite doing trhat it's stuiped and weird.i gussing is you a gramfob for also a Nitefreak so stop doing that it weird
13 years agoed102h
Thats Right it's time for Another ESP of Tough Love\
I have a problem that i guss suck bad. every time i have sex with my Girl Friend is good but for some reason i can't keep up that long. i can tell she is starting to get mad about it, and I'am to enmbarist go to the Doctors What should i do
Dear Gone in 60 Secounds
dude that suck for you ok Here what you should do go to the drug store and do what my granmpa dose buy some Viagra or some like it that why you can save your self the, making fun of and pointing and laughing at you when you go to the Doctors
.Dear Eddie me and my room mate just moved in and i told him i hate it when he dosen't keen up after him self and he told me it wouldn't be a problem , he told me his last room mate ate his food and we me he wouldn't have to worry about it. last week we had a BBQ and some of his friends came over and made a mess there was beer can and food all over the place in the rooms, TV, back yard ,and even in my shower.and after all that he never even clean up even though there were his friends. so i eat his food and told him it was one of his friends that did it my qustion is would you have done the same thing.
What did you put on that BBQ. god damn dude. ok When a dude make a mes that make you mad be a man about it don't eat his food thats some thing a chick would do god damn you reduced him to be room mates with AN Wilson or better yet Carla Wilson., Would I kick your ass for eating my food and being a girl ate the some time aa yes
This is Sam from Math class did you get my music CD i sent you. I have been try to get you to promot my CD for Weeks now, i know for a fact you have probuce CD for the Loco band and raps but why dont you promo my CD Iam starting to get mad if you don't o well i guss there some esles how would like to promo it tyo bad for you
Dear American suck
You know those people on Aerican Idol that suck so bad they don't even know they suck well she is worse. When i got your CD i hAted it i wish i had a VIdeo camra with me that way people could have seen how i reackted to it. it would have shown me laughing at it then picking it up as is though it had crap on it and trow it a way as a matter af fact that exascly what happened . if you didn't get the messeage by now no i will not promo your crapy CD .
13 years agoed102h
Time for another good epds of Tough love But first i just want to say fuck all of you that think i'am doing wrong and thanks you for sponsoring me tesla_jaxx. Due to Emails i been geting Tough Love will now be 3 letters from now on unless i get more Email for more ok thanks
Last weak me and boy friend went to a chines food places and i spilt hot water on me and i started to cry. When we got home i got mad at him and now were not talking. my thing is whould you have laughed or would have cared for your girl.Even i know you have a soft side under neve your tough side.
Dear Lobster hand
the anser to your qustion is no i would not have laughed i would have laughed and pointed. It's not your boy friends falt that your retarded and lobster hands, next time you go eat something bring a bib. so there dont be stupied
My name is zak and iam a male Striper. my girlfriends says i should quite doing that becouse she thinks iam going to go hame with a girl from the strip club but iam not ever going to do that. There is a hug pay roll for striper in Reno but i dont where i should quite.
Dear Zak the Striper
your gay fool dude come on now, yes you should quite not becouse your girl is telling you but becouse it's gay. by the way its huge not hug you fag. and i sare that stuff went out in the 80's with Richerd Gear movie. What are you puting your self through college and have a huge crack problem. come on now quite bing a fag and quite, even the Janitor at the the nudybofes sounds like a good job right about now.
My friend can never roll. he never has money and all way works. every time we go out to partys or eat he can never roll i all way end up paying for ever thing.am i a sucker for paying for every thing or is he just cheep.
DEAR BORKASS MOUNTEN
I never heard such a story of love and heart break you should just stop worrying about the money and realize that you two gay cowboys are in love and want to be tougher with out having people look down on you. Oh, wait never mind. You're just two gay bitches bitching about one another. Listen to this fag if your friend cant roll, find a new friend. Why dont you and your friend get a job at that one place that one douche bag work at maybe then you'll have some fun money then.
13 years agoed102h
IT' S TIME FOR MORE TOUGH LOVE WITH EDDIE
people tell me iam cute in the face but you know what that means. Iam over weight and some guys dont dont like me.Is there any white guys out there that like big girls and i don't care for black nor asians. i have tryed working out but it's too hard and i tryed going on a diet but i just quite them what should i do
Dear BIG BANG
ahhh ok let me stop laughing first go for the black guy they like you your big dont be chosy fat cow
try this diet stick your finger down your throut and thour up till you fell better do that till your skinny.
yes i know that been geting a bad rap lately but think of all the hot chIcks it and cocane it has made over the years.
ok i was fat too but i lost alot of weight i was 330 60 / 40 now iam 249 85 / 15
musicle / fat now iam in fix asskicking condiation
want to know how i did quit eating for 2 is the first step sec is get of your llayzze ass and hit the fucking gym bitch.
NO FAT CHICKES
This hard for me to say i have herpes its so hard becouse i all ways haveing flar ups
iam dating this one check and it getting to the point were she want to have sex but i dont know what to do i want to tell her but iam afraid to tell her she mite leave me if i do what should i do
Dear rickyticky scaby
yes you do have a bad couse of herbes
yes it is a gamble to tell her
yes you there is no cuor
and yes it suckes
but look at it this way
well there no other way to look at
you are a joke to girls
dude i cant help there just keep it in your pants and say hello to rosy pam and her five sisters
ok know let look at the bright side what the hell iam i saying there is no bright side
dude you will die alone but who know's may be this chick like i guy whos uper lip looks like chude up bubble gum
i wish i could help but i cant well at lest i dont what to ok bye
13 years agoed102h
I hate my room mate he is a fucking pig he never cleans up and he is all ways late with the rent. when he moved in he said there would be no mess and know it just went to hell. I have asked him to move out but he dosen't want to what should i do.
Dear shity room mate
IF the bitch dosen't want to leave force him out, first replace all the coco puff with cholit exlacks, then put up pic of his mom all over your room and if he ask just say your just a fan.
also you can wait till he falls a sleep and just stand there till he wakes up. He mite get scared and tell you to get the hell but just tell him you just wanted to give him his messesage for the day. if that dosen't work just start taking dumps in his bed.
Iam a chinese girl and my dad is a rick chinese racist. We can to america when Hong Kong was given back to China. and he dosen't want me dating no one other than Chinese men but i love american boys blue eyes and blond hair. Pluss i love having sex with them becouse they have some thing not like you know chinese with nothing between the legs
can you help me.
Dear Hong Kong Flusy
ok how much for the full reles, bed tose or happy ending i need to know how much.
i got a lower back so can you come over and see whats wrong and can you give me a happy ending please. No but realy can you come over i need it asap
ok if you want your dad to be happy date a mix have chinese and half white or black that way you can have fun and your dad wont get mad
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