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    • ecomp2

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      papa's waltz

      a man remembering when his father was drunk and would dance with him ... making his mother angry ... but he still loved his father

      nothing special

      later

    • right here best day

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      ok ... yes today was the day i won 22000$

      really all this time and finally something back ... all that damn work ... and i finally get something from it

      anyway ... might as well go through it

      up at 5 ... lil double spresso ;D and i was off through all the damn wind ... anyway got there went in and sat for 15 min ... blah blah sister mary spoke ... the story about the drought and a king having ppl bring water and then the container they brought it in to fill with treasure ... yeah stupid ... anyway

      ah the essay ... sit down ... only grabbed one pencil ... got like 1/3 through it by the 15 min mark ... but then blah blah got done ... interview ... just boasted about my artistic ability looked good blah blah ... whatever anyway the fun part came in the touring :P while it was cold as hell i met mark brady from beach and jamison whatshisnuts ... so yeah those guys were funny

      then we had station stuff ... in which the engineering dude didn't show ... douche ... anyway the whole c++ thing and java ... yeah i'll work on that later ... anyway so then we ate and after eating i was all like omG this chick is coming after me ... seriously tho ... an ok looking ... (psycho ... and i get that by the SCARS ON HER ARMS!!!!!!!!!!) ran at me while choosing groups ... i was like ... ehhhhhh ooooo...kay ... she then proceeded to hook my arm and take me to another group while finding groups ... anyway we had to do the stupid untangling thing ... whatever ... anyway then the award thing yippee ... they called all of the "participant" awards ... i was like um why wasn't i called but then they were like now we'll call the 12 higher ppl or whatever ... and yeah ... so to make it official i got 5500 per yr for 4 yrs ... totaling 22000 ... pesos ... no

      anyway the boast continues when yeah ... sure blaine called i'll say that yes ... anyway ... FUCKING YES ... ... ... lady on vouge entertainment

      but yeah ... um ... i'm drained *

      sleepy time for me :D

    • College English comprehension

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      howdy howdy ... nother entry here

      so we started CE and i'm pretty excited actually ... i think it should be a lot of fun ... discussions and shit ... lots of time wasting :D ... but yeah we read a poem, and write what we think about it ... no problem ... cept that you really only understand it after you're halfway through the assignment ... but anyway the first one was Dover Beach by Matthew Arnold ... written in 1867 ... wow i knew all that off the top of my head ... incredible ... anyway i think the message in this poem actually makes perfect sense so i'm going to summarize it here ... and in the future if anymore of the assignments we have in CE pertain to me or life in general ... which would also pertain to me ... i will add it to my journal ;D

      so dover beach ... meaning sad beach ... um mostly it's a man finally figuring things out ... he's seeing for the first time the stupidity and heartlessness of mankind and the world as he knew it ... which was way back in 1867 ... so yeah ppl were bastards then too! :O ... so anyway he realizes this and his 'lover' is there and he asks her to stay true to one another in this dark world that they have no choice but to live in ... a world full of ignorant armies trying to beat eachother ... FOR NOTHING ... really it's more passifistic ... if tha's a word ... but really it's sorta true ... sure you can have faith in what you're fighting for ... but what the author is saying is that there are those who don't care what their fighting for ... as long as they can fight ...

      really this is just how i took the poem after i really got into it ... and obviously from the last paragraph ... i did ...

      so i guess to finish up this entry ... semester one of my senior year at linton is officially over tomorrow ... i have a very light schedule ... CE in the mornin, then tutoring, then ND studies if i want to go, and after lunch i'll have physics if i feel like doing stupid "filler" stuff in there, and really i should go into shop last hr but ... i dunno ... those podiums are starting to piss me off ... firstly he didn't get ppl to do anything so they sat around ... big surprise ... secondly if you wrestle you're exempt from nearly everything ... no offense to anyone because really if you're in sports you're exempt at linton ... so come here if you're a jock and you're home free ... anyway continuing before some jock gets angry ... thirdly everything was cut once and not measured ... and everyone sorta knows the rule of thumb while dealing with woodworking ... and then we had shitty "wood" that bloated after it was stained ... speaking of wood i think i'm gonna check out that new band 'morningwood' ... clever name :P ... um ... so yeah that shop blew during the last quarter ... the first part was fun with the welding and nearly killing ourselves :D ... and i wanted to build a treasure chest ... but yeah that didn't quite work out ... damn podiums ... anyway i think i'll just go into german II again tomorrow for 6th period ... work on adv. math ... which i have to make up for monday cuz i'm gonna be gone ... harold schaefer is calling me to get a hardcore scholarship @ Mary ... pray for me :P

      um ... yeah tha's about it ... so ... i guess ... oh yeah ... the whole ebay fraud dude ... nearly stealing 430 from me ... well it didn't work out for him :P ... bastard ... anyway after the 25 charge for check cancellation i was like hm... better than the full amount ... but yeah i'll member that one for a while ... damn you tamas szirom from ontaria ... really i should hunt him down ... i have his address ... and it can't be wrong cuz he needed to get the check to cash it right? ... RIGHT!?!?! ... WHOS WITH ME!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!!!one one11111

      anyway time to crash

    • vacation ... hardly

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      come and gone is the week and a half of "doing nothing" ... if nothing is going to work every damn day because some ppl went on holiday ... dirty so and so's ...

      that and all of the holiday basketball bs ... zero time to kick back ... hell even got to slip in a migraine ... yippee ...

      nearly wanted to kill every customer that walked into the FOOD FUCKING PRIDE ... and santa can burn like the gossiping old hacks in town

      being made to listen to christmas carols that SUCK ELEPHANT SHIT on FUCKING REPEAT can drive anyone INSANE ...

      but i guess ... hell i'm still kicking ... and i'm in pretty good shape from the pilates ... got a lil time to work on the upper body ... still no college english ... kathy is simmering down slightly ... going to mary is a weight off my shoulders ... less time to travel to get my laundry done :P ... and other things such as my 360 :D ... eBay uber alles ... canadian was selling at a buy it now price of 400 ... what a steal ... plus the 30 shipping ... i'm excited :D ... premium with call of duty ... can't ask for much more :P check will be sent tomorrow and thus shortly i'll be the proud new owner of not only a new 360 BUT PLENTY OF NUBS ON HALO LIVE :D ... yes tha's right the ronin's coming back ... just with a different tag ... dunno what i'll go as yet ... i'm thinking of something really random like number and letters but i want bIV in there ... so we'll see ... hey maybe go 1337 ... allbefore or A77bIV ... sounds good ... but all before what ... should it mean anything? ... pffff ... why make it mean something ... keeps the mystery going :P

      i can already hear 'who the fuck is A77bIV?" muhahahahahahaha

      ah yes back to the days of 'you are going to die! you are going to die toooo!' ...

      though i might not have as much time ... but still ... for live ... i'll make time ... stress relief :D ... which apparently i need ... and i will need :( when english starts again 'it'll be easier' she says ... well we'll see i guess ... i'm just glad i've taken all of it so far ... some insecure ppl are only taking it now ... namely kycraig ... but i don't care ... everyone else is having a fit about him ... i mean come on ppl ... he's only been here a semester ... and ur pissed at him ... he's just extremely sarcastic ... which gets ... really old really fast but still ... let him be ... in his crazy lil world ...

      but no keenan cocksuck after this semester :D ... and no i didn't think of that last name ... even tho it does rhyme quite well with konschak ... lol oh kids ... silly silly kids ...

      anyway ... i beautified my msn today with a penguin theme ... which is kick ass ... instead of the lil green dude it's got a penguin :P ... pretty cute ... and lessee ... oh yeah ... mr. paul and i had a boring day at work ... BUT only til 7 :D ... and someone nearly killed us to get in ... crazy ppl ... JUST COME IN BEFORE FUCKING 7 ... goodness ... it's like if you can't think of shit you need before 7 ... well it's pathetic ... and at least now we don't have to leave a person all alone to complete all the cleaning ... THUS MY ENGLISH PAPER IS VOID NOW :D ... cuz ... i wrote it about ... how we don't have enough workers ... and now ppl are starting to talk about a raise ... well this seems a lil silly ... seeing as mary's never upped anyone's pay cept carol's ... and the longest working person other than carol is gary ... and he's been there 6 yrs ... now me only being there for 6 months ... i don't have much urge to make waves ... but if anyone wants to get anything done they need a leader ... and just like paul said ... the workers other than the carry out ppl never get anything done ... they don't form up ... no cooperation ... thus i believe if us students want a lil pay raise then we can do it ... i mean all of us are obviously smarter than our boss ... thus with a lil planning and plotting i'm sure we could handle it ... AND MOSTLY SHE HAS YET TO GIVE A CHRISTMAS BONUS ... lazy bum! ... so yeah ... i really think we could get it done ... but since pearson has been here the longest he'll have to get the ball rolling ... not to say i don't deserve one also ... but hell i've only been there for half a yr ... well we'll see ... hope it works out ...

      hahaha ... penguin sign in pop ups ... I LOVE IT ...

      nothing to listen to tho ... skillet's getting old ... relient k's getting old ... coheed's waaaaay old ... and AAR has been SOOOOOOOOO overplayed i want to shoot myself ... i don't wanna ruin metallica ... so i'll let it fester :P ... only every once in a while with them ...

      oh yeah halo last night ... um ... quick rev. ... we set up ... played ... sorta fun ... lawlers came ... more fun but ppl left ... and then more fun ... but then everyone left ... so we bs'ed until 2 ... not too special

      highlights? ... ummmmmm ... i think snipers was pretty fun ... but fast ... and the other fun time was tag team boxing ... only letting 2 ppl per team out at a time ... so there were 4 ppl on map at once ... one live per person ... plasma pistols only ... no nades ... well the fighting was insane ... then when it was my turn i took both out ... leaving like 1 person but they took me down but our guy got em :P ... i think it was trav actually :P ... there were a few times he took the gold ... :P i'm glad he had a good time ... we never get any free time anymore to do anything ... so this was something where we could play alongside eachother ... it's just i never go too deep into the whole teaming up thing ... sometimes it's neccessary but i'm just more of a lone wolf i guess ...

      sorta ;D

      anyw00t ... yes i said anyw00t like i did about a yr ago :P ...

      i'm done for this entry

      later

    • duke

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      and no ... who watches college basketball anyway ... not the team you jocks

      this refers to the act of releasing excriment from your hind quarter ...

      as in 'if you have to go so bad why don't you go duke on his table?'

      also ... the f-bomb ... i'm sure i'll remember

      anyway enough for now ... i'm gonna go so when i wake up i don't die

      heeeeeey later

      Eric aka random journal entry dude

    • aw man i hate burning bridges :(

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      i feel so bad that i have to go and be a big douche ... telling a queerbag to suck a fag and blow it out his fatass

      maybe if i was also a flaming faggot i could put up with his love for assholes and the whole sticking his dick in one

      if you say 'women don't turn me on' then A) you're somewhere with no goodlooking chicks or B) you're a gaybag

      i really wonder ... which deals with brian grossman ... yknow what google him ... actually hold up wait a min i'll get the pic to show you how queer he is

      BRIAN_WEB.jpg

      someone spread the word to do something to this gay bag pic ... seriously if i had a lil time i would've photoshopped this into something creatively humorous ... BUT ITS THE REAL QUEER!

      now if you do visit the ndfbalalawhateverthegayasshell it is (no offense to fblah members ... but nd fblah is queer) you'll notice that EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS NORMAL ... cept for dino face here ... i mean wtf went wrong here ... if you would see his sister you'd be flaber-fuckin-ghasted

      infact we joke about that to his fatass in hopes of a mental breakdown

      well goodness i've just been an asshole haven't i ... sure hope no one makes fun of anyone because of this ... be quite the tradgedy :(

    • OMG we're some stupid ass ppl

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      CONSUMPTION REPORT

      ME>>>.5 tspn cinnamon/ 3oz tabasco

      MR PAUL>>>1 heaping tspn of cinnamon

      DAN>>> 1/3 cup double concentrate vanilla (liquid)

      KYLE>>> 1/4 cup double concentrate vanilla (liquid)

    • grrrr m$ :(

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      what the fuck bill

      what's with selling the public shitty consoles :(:(:(

      now i'm gonna have to wait to get one since 1 you weren't ready for this massive demand and 2 you made shitty machines that don't even work

      www.wtf.com!

      anyway next up i love bittorrent :D

      and i'm pumped that i'm nearly done with english 110 :D ... that means a month of sleeping in :D:D:D

      mostly i just hope i pass :P ... it would ... suck ... royally if i wouldn't :P

      but shit i only have 2 more assignments to do ... should be able to handle it

      i'm sure the next time i read this i'll think i'm an idiot from liking this song

      but eminem's when i'm gone is great

      'have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for her
      not the expression, no, literally give an arm for her
      when they know that they're heart and you're they're armor
      and you will DESTROY ANYONE who'd try to harm her'

      'when i'm gone just carry on don't mourn rejoice everytime you hear the sound of my voice just know that i'm lookin down on you smilin' and i can't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain ... just smile back'

      nearly tear up at that ... i mean seriously there are ppl that everyone loves in this life ... and when you're gone ppl have to continue living ... but they need to cope ... sometimes we need songs like this ... teach us those things

      well there's my premise for my essay tomorrow :D ... thanks Em

      i'll have more random journal entry things later ... now i have to call someone

      peace

      Eric

    • nothin ventured nothin gained

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      well i haven't had a decent entry for quite some time ... but when a person is busy the smaller things are easily unseen under the larger things

      so i hadda get some tunes on to start this shit :P ... juelz santana - there it go ... aka the whistle song

      a perfectly made song but they added the whistle thing in there ... nice touch

      well then the woman thing should always be first eh? :P tha's the point of this ... logging shits that happenses

      so i communications tween me and those i care about are all 'monitered' n shit ... what a pile ... keep out of other ppl's business ... sally n i can't even talk w/o ppl lookin ... problem! ... this gossip shit ain't new my friends ... goes back ... look at our g-rents ... they the origin ... well anyway that does stop me from doin what i can ... got my fingers crossed for this weekend ocourse ... oh yeah bs-ed with black brother ... cool guy ... laid back ... hadda drive for the womenes since some ppl needed girl talk ... so took a trip to herried saw the worthless teacher's house ... sadly i didn't have an egg on me :( ... so flicking her off worked ... pretty simple road to take getting down there ... plenty of fun stuff if i want it too apparently ... 18 they let anyone by ... shit ... doesn't work in ND ... GOOD OLE ND ... yes their roads ma fuckin suck ... makes me think back to aberdeen which was a yr ago :P ... but i can just read back in this to member all that shizzle

      things majorly change in one yr ... major ... so tgef is in town ... for a lil while sadly ... i have so much respect for that girl ... no smoking no drinking ... no sex ... DAMN ... sounds like a prude but fuck ... i mean one to have the patience to wait ... tha's attractive ... but i had mine :P i really hope her dude and her work ...

      sleep is good ... and when you get so little ... you reaaaaaaaally want it ... but i feel no need to be sleeping now ... but i have much to write yet :P

      aight confession time ... i want a 360 ... there i said it ... but sorry ebay ... 2000$ is gonna be a lil much for me ... so ... waiting game :D ... :(

      but what game ... guess i'll worry bout it later ... but yeah if i get that ... after everything ... it's like 500

      so the college laptop is gonna be not a gaming machine :P ... just a typing machine :( ...

      intelligence is the use of a tactical distraction to accomplish a stealthy task

      something occuring somewhere may be a distraction ... for something occuring somewhere else

      maybe everyone should be less vigilant :D ... no one needs to think about my above statements ... pay no heed to anything ... don't trust you instincts ... behave as your peers and blend with the crowds ... why create a wave :P ... why make a new path ... no one intelligent ever did that

      i pray for the future ... because the present of mankind is in dire need of assistance

      i'm sure i'll have more words of randomness some other time ... farewell

      Eric

      and yes i type like a five yr old and sign my name on something I OBVIOUSLY TYPED ... look at me i'm in college english!

    • so i guess that you knew...

      13 years ago

      elbenz

      that you're a selfish little whore ... i'm the selfish little whore ... if i had my way i'd crush your face in the door

      so now that i have some mod pts ... the first to correctly tell me what song these lyrics are from will recieve some pointage

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    • Player_Calo

      13 years ago

      I don't hate hate them, but sometimes they make shitty devices and it makes me what to like cut their legs off or perhaps even their ears, you know something important. lol.

    • elbenz

      13 years ago

      i'm gonna say 2 ... because the answer to everything is 42 ... thus at the end of pi ... there will be a 4 ... and a 2 .... thus ... 2

    • iamking

      13 years ago

      i got a q for you what is the finel digt of pie

    • Lord_Diamond

      13 years ago

      YAY, my new friend!!!!

    • elbenz

      14 years ago

      ... LOL that's retardedly funny ... everyone knows bad guys wear eyeshadow HAHAHA

    • elbenz

      14 years ago

      holy shit i'm almost a senior :P tha's crazy ...

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