emmchick

Female
from That place in my mind [Koala-topia]

  • Activity

    • High on coke on a Saturday night

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      Alright when i meant coke i meant coca-cola.
      I've had too much, and can't sleep.
      My room is filled with garbage bags of stuff i don't want. I want to turf them some place.

      I'm going to make stuffed animals and call them my children.
      Pictures and diagrams of these creatures will be posted in a later journal entry.

      They will be my little army.

      I'll sell them to George.

      Hahahaha.

    • I went to the beach

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      And had the most relaxing day in ages.

      Life is good.

      Nando's is even better.

      "But it wasnt a rock, It was a rock, lobster"

    • Nasal spray and the end of the world

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      Emily has quite a few fears, and one of them, is the fear of getting something up my nose.
      I hate the thought of nasal spray.
      It makes me cringe and blow my nose.

      So, anyway. my nose nearly got raped last night. Me and Linda were fighting for a good hour in her room, her trying to force nasal spray onto me. A whole hour of hair pulling, pillow fighting kicking madness. In the end i said. fine, do it then.

      "You Killed It"

      Then it ended.

      I have scratches on my arm. And I'm pretty sure i saw her briused.

    • Getting into the Christmas spirit

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      Well i have work in a hour or so, so i decided to post a journal.

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      I eat things.... Again

      What i would like to do before i die

      Steal Jarrad's journal entry topic

      Eat the cookies that are left out for Santa,
      So the other fat man doesnt have anything to eat when he wakes up.

      I would like to meet the love of my life.

      Meet my exact double

      Cut off all my hair and dye it bubblegum pink

      Throw off the government

      Go outside in clear daylight, naked

      Grow a mermaid tale

      After being a mermaid i would like to be a vampire queen

      Own an art gallery

      I've always wanted to be a cartoon character

      Eat a whole packet of cake mix, in front of my mother.

      Meet Johnny Depp and seduce him.

      The same for Victor. I mean only Victor.

      I would love to attend my own funeral and watch everyone cry over me.

      - But that's after death so it doesn't count.

      I think i do a lot of things that are insanely stupid and risky.
      So the only idea's that i have are bland and unrealistic. Excpet for three or four.

      Tell me yours. Pretty please

      Spoon?

      xoxox

    • Nothing Beats...

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      Heavy metal to get rid of all that pent up angst before you go to start another Monday at work.

    • Hey Beans =D

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      So, i guess I'm grateful that i didn't have a date, although it was really sweet to see the couples kiss all matching and stuff. I stole Keith's camera for half an hour, taking photo's of people, because he has an expensive little digital piece that was catching dust on the table. i had a great time just dancing with the chick's from school. Although it was extremely surreal to see everyone wearing formal stuff. I'm feeling slightly light headed, i drank quite a bit but seemed to stay stable all night.

      Well i guess it all was good until i caught up with an old guy from school who haunts me on msn taking like this: H0W U GO1N? WANA CATCHUP? YOU HAWT, WEBCAM?. Well i saw him there, and he asked for a hug, fair enough, kiss on the cheek, then the little fucker put his tongue out. Emily was not impressed, so i kinda stomped off, too much into happy land to care what he did. There was absolutely no metal on the DJ list, so i was really bummed out about that.
      I got an award for art. mhm. yay me. I deserve a muffin. Can you bake me one? Pretty please?

      My dress felt so tight because i decided to stuff my face, then i fixed my bra and my dress wouldn't do back up.
      Steven brought me drinks most of the night, kudos to him. Good lad, watches redvsblue to, thinks having a profile is a bit gay though, we'll let him go on that one though.
      I have to get up for work in a few hours.
      you guys have a great day.

      Maaa get the fucking meatloaf..
      Ma the meatloaf!

    • Emily

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      Doesn't have a date for the formal...

      Does anyone wanna come?

    • Welcome to my nightmare

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      I have four chicks, clearly I'm the biggest pimp here right now.

      They scare the shit out of me, seriously. That and they wake me up at early hours of the morning giving birth to the eggs we love to eat.
      I fed them chicken once too. heh.


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      Olive tree,
      Its really pretty, olives tast like crap when they arnt pickled though. Very bitter.


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      Just some random art in my room. A place i can relax and be myself. My parents always complain that i spend too much time in here, but i love my alone time. Visitor's scare me. Except Linda of course :D.

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      Dream catcher. I still have nightmares. Last night a vampire saved me from the blistering summer heat. And then we made sweet vamperic love. Alright, perhaps it wasnt much of a bad dream.

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      Breakfast. I find these little fuckers everywhere. DIE ROACH SCUM!

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      I got this guitar on sale for a very good price. It's missing a string, becuase some fucker cant tune it right. That fucker was me. I havnt played in a while, although it would be cool if i did start to get into the swing of things.

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      My room is filled with various random things...
      Your just jealous.

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      Twirly air thinga-ma-bob. It gets in the way all the time, it serves no purpose at all. But it looks pretty neat.

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      This is my only friend. He was a funky pincushion once, but then i decided to take them all out one day.
      He loves me, really.

      That concludes my totally random journal of pictures.
      Come over to my world.
      We could have a tea party.

    • Today I'm

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      Utterly sluggish. Anyone wanna come over for a cup of coffee?
      I have an Interview for the art school i want to go to on wednesday
      A modeling interview on Thursday
      And then my formal on friday
      Every other day I'm working
      So, I'm soaking it all up
      man, i love being busy
      And i love the prospect of my pay check next week.

      I might dye my hair. I have something called Mystic Black
      It has bits of purple in it.
      Don't know if i have enough for my long locks though
      i should curl it too
      Ringlet style.
      Fun fun

      I'm such a girl.
      I should go, drink some beer or something.
      Scratch my crotch.
      Put the toilet seat up.

      I want to Peirce my bottom lip, But on the side. That would be cool.
      I' m in a random drastic mood. Chaos is ahead.

      What a splendid pie, pizza, pizza pie
      Every minute every second pie pie pie
      Need therapy, therapy, Advertising causes


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    • she has time for this kinda stuff

      11 years ago

      emmchick

      I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

      1. Produce: Cherry's
      2. Bakery: Pizza rolls
      3. Meat: Human flesh
      4. Frozen: Chocolate chip ice cream
      5. Dry goods: Gummy bears

      Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

      1. Shoes
      2. Bikini
      3. Shorts

      If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

      1. thinga-ma-bob
      2. ohmygosh
      3. Spoon?
      4. I'm thirsty
      5. mhm

      So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

      1. Self pleasure
      2. Eating
      3. Sleeping

      Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

      1. Jogging
      2. Taking a bath
      3. Dressing up
      4. Cleaning
      5. Dancing around the house

      We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 4 exhibits do we have to get to?

      1. seals
      2. butterflies
      3. girafee's
      4. mia cats

      You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on TV of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

      1. The L word <Am i right kids?>
      2. Viva la Bam <Bam, oh bam>
      3. The nightwatchmen show <Should have been first on my list>
      4. The chasers war on everything

      You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

      1. chocolate
      2. is there peanut butter?
      3. ummm... topping of some sort?

      Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

      1. debit card
      2. student card
      3. Photo's
      4. Keys
      5.

      You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

      1. concept design
      2. actress
      3. fashion designer
      4. fire engine

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  • Comments (1638)

    • Revolver1138

      11 years ago

      Talking to yourself babe? lol smiley12.gif Its why I love you pookey, bc you're soo adorable, I love you babe smiley12.gif

    • emmchick

      11 years ago

      It would only to a pervert like you!

    • emmchick

      11 years ago

      Who the hell would write in their own box?

      Hahahhahaha

      Me!

      That sounded dirty...

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      How much are your sister turning? Tell her I wished a happy b-day. smiley1.gif Im doing quite good actually.

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      No Im lucky I know you. smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif

      How are you today my spooning friend?

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      15 minutes. smiley0.gif

      Post edited 12/15/07 5:01AM

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      Well your hard bidder but its a deal Trexxy. smiley8.gif come and collect your share when ever you want to. How much spoonage time do I get? If its too short the deal is off.

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      We do not, but I will bidd 3 Nandos chips for spoonage on the beach with you. smiley0.gif

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      Ooh who did you went with to check up on hot half naked girls? smiley8.gif

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      Noes y?

    • furyanroland

      11 years ago

      I'm sorry, I'm confused about the opposite sex too.

      How's your mom being a bitch?

    • emmchick

      11 years ago

      I think i need sleep.
      To sleep i need to close my eyes.
      Close my eyes and not think.
      Becuase when i'm thinking i'm not sleeping.
      When i don't sleep i can't think in the morning.
      I'm wasting time thinking about sleeping when i shouldnt be thinking and should be sleeping.

      Night xoxo

    • whadamess

      11 years ago

      Please, Read my journal I need feedback. thanks

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      hell, if you had trampoline floors with the rubber walls, i'd swim to australia just to be able to try it out

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      Thanks Trexxy.

    • frogger19

      11 years ago

      or r u from new zealand, i have a bad fucking memory *bangs head with fist*

    • frogger19

      11 years ago



      just gettin ready to get some beauty sleep, its 1:30 am here

      maybe will watch a movie b4 i doze off, i dunno

      wut r australian girlz like, i've never been to australia? any tips, good places to go there?

    • frogger19

      11 years ago

      hi emily. . . what's goin on in the land down under.

    • furyanroland

      11 years ago

      Pretty good. My mom's being a major bitch and I'm still really confused with girls, but other than that I'm doing pretty well. How 'bout you?

    • keith_isaia

      11 years ago

      and twins we have become smiley0.gif

    • mauntgomery

      11 years ago

      getting drunk and being very neurotic and having poor self esteem

      And you pretty lady?

    • keith_isaia

      11 years ago

      now youre just being kinky... O.o

    • keith_isaia

      11 years ago

      thanks smiley1.gif ill send you nasal spray for xmas smiley8.gif

    • whadamess

      11 years ago

      but Im not a hippy stoner guy anymore? Im clean cut, and conformed to society. Its Sucks ass!

    • mauntgomery

      11 years ago

      Nah thats my Jehovahs witness literature

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      you'll be able to do it one day. i'm sure of it. then if you ever can't sleep, just jump around until you pass out

    • Jay8ball

      11 years ago

      South park Hypnotize

    • mauntgomery

      11 years ago

      Damn work! Its killing your dreams!

    • Revolver1138

      11 years ago

      I guess Im gonna have to remedy another picture for you babe smiley1.gif I love you pookey smiley12.gif

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the cheer up as well mods dearest Trexxy. Lets spoon then. smiley8.gif

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      Hello there Trexxy, hows it going?

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      why'd you take it out? didn't want anything competing with linda?

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      i enjoy reading u

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      of course its my way

    • keith_isaia

      11 years ago

      if the link didnt work...i just fixed it..... smiley4.gif

    • keith_isaia

      11 years ago

      DONT CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Post edited 12/06/07 7:52PM

    • whadamess

      11 years ago

      Ha! people used to call me that, partly the reason I cut my hair and lost the gotee.

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      the less sense, the better. and if you made me look like a zebra, i'd be the happiest person alive. why? i have no fucking clue. hw kills brain cells too

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      that's what you'd think at first. but thanks to those surgeries, my head can take a lot more face-making before it explodes

    • kharliemarly

      11 years ago

      how is thou who never speaks

    • breakXbreak

      11 years ago

      lol, well that was QUITE delayed.

    • mauntgomery

      11 years ago

      you know it pretty lady smiley8.gif

    • mauntgomery

      11 years ago

      good for you!

    • Revolver1138

      11 years ago

      so far its good pookey, I had some home made food that my sister in law made yesterday, yummy yumm smiley0.gif I also dropped off my xbox to get shipped on the way to work today so Ill get it back right about towards the end of January, I also called the uni to tell them to take the academic probabtion off of my account so I can register for classes next semester but I have to go in tommorrow to talk to the dean and do the whoule <pouty face> act and tell them I am sorry and I will do better and so on and so forth. So its going to take a big acting job on my part but I'll be fine, how about you babe? smiley12.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Lux_Tannin

      11 years ago

      perfect.....cuz i want some sugary times smiley8.gif

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      but that wouldn't have to deal with me at all

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      those rat bastards.

      "my own summer" by the deftones

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      you must be glow like a light

    • Revolver1138

      11 years ago

      Hey babe, Im gonna log off here, Im about to be relieved to go home, Ill chat with you princess when I gets home ok. smiley12.gif I love you smiley12.gif mwah slow and yummy smiley12.gif

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      eaten the moth? ewww

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