enzo911

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from Eugene, OR

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    • Same thoughs with question?

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      love oh how sweet it is,
      how much i do love it itself,
      how stange it makes me feel,
      how badly i truly want it,
      and it to love me back. the same
      just a glimpse brings happiness
      happiness what life longs for
      the end result of all good things.

      jw, what is that for you?

    • Thoughts of a confused person (aka me)

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      love oh how sweet it is,
      how much i do love it itself,
      how stange it makes me feel,
      how badly i truly want it,
      and it to love me back. the same

    • Confusion

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      If i knew anything for a fact, i would tell it to ya.

    • WoOOO

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      well well well, it has been a very stresss full week and i hope it gets better soon, but for now i don't have much free time, so huray for my lame post like this one!

    • Stolen laughs

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      I am lame and can't think of anything cool to type so i am stealing this post from another friend. If you have any ideas of something you want me to write about send me a message.

      How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

      Pentecostal:
      Only one.
      Hands already in the air.

      Presbyterian:
      None.
      Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

      Catholic:
      None.
      Candles only.

      Southern Baptist:
      At least 15.
      One to change the light bulb, and
      three committees to approve the change
      and decide who brings the potato salad.

      Episcopalian:
      Three.
      One to call the electrician,
      one to mix the drinks, and
      one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.

      Mormon:
      Five.
      One man to change the bulb and
      four wives to tell him how to do it.

      Methodist:
      Undetermined.
      Whether your light is
      bright, dull, or
      completely burned out, you are loved.
      You can be a
      light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.
      Church-wide lighting service is planned
      for Sunday.
      Bring the bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

      Nazarene:
      Six.
      One woman to replace the bulb while
      five men review church guide on lighting policy.

      Lutheran:
      None.
      Lutherans don't believe in change.

      Church of Christ:
      They do not use light bulbs because
      there is no evidence of their use
      in the New Testament.

      Unitarian:
      We choose not to make a statement either
      in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.
      However, if in your own journey you have found
      that light bulbs work for you, that is fine.
      You are invited to write a poem or compose
      a modern dance about your bulb for next
      Sunday's service, during which we will explore
      a number of light bulb traditions, including
      incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life,
      and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths
      to luminescence.

      Amish:
      What's a light bulb?

    • Quote

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      "My fuckin beer money"

    • sleep

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      i wish sleep was a thing that people didn't need and was optional. it would also be cool if it was a thing you could buy and use when you needed it. oh well. random thought of the night. peace out

    • Skittles

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      The end justifies the pain it took us to get there.

    • HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(7)

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      I am a sponsor now so i can enjoy all the videos in high resolution when ever i want. ha ha ha, and i get them all before you. happy times! I love getting my parents in on stuff like this. wow i need to go run around the block a few times. So much energy i can't contain. I wish you could buy worthogs, casue if ya could i would get some and have real life hog wars, but i guess i will keep on dreaming to hope this happens another day. For now all i have is happiness, twinkle, tingle, and sponsorship all in one night. YEEE HAA. ain't i a lucky guy! I have official decided to state that yes girls are confusing, but after all the pain it is sooo worth it to be with one one you love. Yeah well i am going to watch all my new fun stuff ttyl.

    • Kazoos

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      KAZOOS ARE GREAT FUN!!!! I like them with a passion. Humming the fight song for you school is awesome. That is the from the fun part of the day. and now for a word of wisdom, Girls are confusing and are very complex. If you didn't know know you do.

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