enzo911

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from Eugene, OR

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    • Poop

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      The poop club! It is cool. I am part of it, he he, if you want to join let me know and i can do that for ya.

      or not that is cool to....

    • Always funny

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      I liked them so much i thought i would post them again!!!!!!!

      -If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

      -If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.

      -Torture is such a harsh word. We Inquisitors prefer to call it "active persuasion."

      -Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

      -This is my sandbox. Over there is the deep end, I'm not allowed to go in there. That's where I see the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things.

      Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

    • woo hoo

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      This has been like a totaly cool and awesome day. Peace is at hand in this crule world. Any one who reads this and has another animal that they want to add to my army give me a buzz. I would love to hear it.

    • Life is good

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      Hey all how's it going? It has been going good for me. I have had an exciting long few weeks. a am going on a retreat this weekend that hopfully will give me some time to relax and take a break from the normal daily ruitine. Whoever thought of that should die! I can't handle the same thing over and over again. Change is good! Any who, the sky is till blue and like goes on as normal. Danger is one of life's greatest things. Anthother one of life's great things is my gf. SHE ROCKS. if ya didn't know well i am going to go now ttyl. Adam


      -The end justifys the pain it took to get us there.

    • More funniness

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      -Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT.

      -If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

      -If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.

      -Torture is such a harsh word. We Inquisitors prefer to call it "active persuasion."

      -Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

      -his is my sandbox. Over there is the deep end, I'm not allowed to go in there. That's where I see the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things.

      Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

      HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED ME COOL QUOTES MORE TO COME LATER!!!

    • ha ha

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      Fubu shirt- $100 ; Rocca Wear sweatshirt- $80 ; Sean John hat- $50 ; Realizing you're white... Priceless.

    • Children's Proverbs

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each
      child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come
      up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

      Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader.

      Never underestimate the power of...termites.

      You can lead a horse to water but...how?

      Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.

      No news is... impossible.

      A miss is as good as a... Mr.

      You can't teach an old dog new... math.

      If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

      Love all, trust... me.

      The pen is mightier than the... pigs.

      An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

      Where there's smoke there's... pollution.

      A penny saved is... not much.

      Don't put off till tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.

      Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to
      blow your nose.

      None are so blind as... Stevie Wonder.

      Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

      If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.

      You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.

      When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.

    • la de da

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      I am soooo bored. Life needs to have more thrills and freaky things. School sucks but what is new. I have an awesome gf and i am sad to see her leave for a while. I hope i can last till she gets back. Only a week and a half. Till then i guess i will just wait for halo 2. It is going to rock. well i am going to go back to class now. ttyal

    • Hey

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      Life is great now. Sorry to disappoint ya all. It has been and interesting week. soo much has gone on. It is all good now!

    • life story

      14 years ago

      enzo911

      Life sucks then you die!

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